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Peepers: I’m gay

Hater: I thought you were a Watchdog?

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Peepers: Well? Say you’re sorry.

Hater: Uh…

Peepers: You can’t say it, can you?

Hater: I can say it!

Peepers: Then say it.

Hater: I’m solly.

Peepers: Did you just say you’re solly?

Hater: I’m soggy.

Peepers: You’re soggy?

Hater: I’m sarmy.

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Sylvia: Do you support gay rights?

Peepers: I am gay.

Sylvia: You’re dodging the question.

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Dominator: I thought I killed you?????????

Hater: Yeah but I’m okay now

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Sylvia: Why are your shoes soaking wet?

Wander: There was a puddle.

Sylvia: Why did you step in it?

Wander: It was a puddle.

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Hater: Flabdrassit, the smoke machine broke!

Awesome: I could stand behind it and vape.

Peepers: You are an atrocity.

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Ryder: (Hands Wander a blaster)

Wander: Oohhh no, no, no, no, no! They’re only shootin’ at us because they’re angry! If we shoot back, they’ll just get angrier.

Ryder: Buddy, you’ve got a good sense of humor but a lousy sense of timing. Fire that weapon!

Wander: Fire it? I don’t even like lookin’ at it….

Ryder: I said fire that weapon!

Wander: Alright… (Looks at it)  You’re fired.

Wander: I did it as gently as I could.

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One of the Watchdogs, to Lord Hater: Sir, I typed your symptoms into the search bar and it says you could have ‘network connectivity problems’…

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Peepers: Standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak, like, look at this flower. This flower is taller than I am. This flower is winning and I’m losing. 

Sylvia: Wow, you are not ready to hear about trees.

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Peepers: Where’s Hater?!?

Sylvia, to Wander: I told you to keep an eye on him!

Peepers: Wander, where is he??

Wander: Sorry, Mister Peepers, we haven’t seen him since the last time we saw him.

Peepers: Okay, but when was that?

Wander: The last time we saw him… was definitely the time we saw him last.

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Sylvia: Hold on! You don’t go toward the scary sound!

Wander: That’s what we normally do.

Sylvia: I really don’t like that about us.

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Peepers: Sir, no! You cannot launch Wander out of a cannon!!

Hater: But he wants to be launched from a cannon.

Peepers: You’re not supposed to encourage his terrible ideas!

Wander, in a cannon: fiRE!

Peepers: No! We cannot launch Wander! 

Peepers: Sylvia, back me up here!

Sylvia, her finger hovering over the launch button: what

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Lord Hater: (Walks in with a blanket over his head)

Commander Peepers: Sir, take that off…

Lord Hater: No, because unlike SOME PEOPLE, this blanket will never hurt me!

Lord Hater: (Runs into a table, knocking things over) OOW!! AARGH, I HATE YOU, BLANKET!!!

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Sylvia: Pay for your gay little eyeball crimes.

Peepers: That’s homophobic.

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Lord Hater: Huh. I didn’t know you were gay.

Commander Peepers: What have I EVER done that made you think I was STRAIGHT?

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As much as I love ‘I would kill for you’, it kinda really loses its impact if the person saying it is a villain who already kills at the slightest provocation

’I would refrain from killing for you, I would spare them all if you asked me’ is a very sexy alternative, and a much more powerful declaration of love coming from a character prone to violence

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#wander over yonder#commander peepers#the helmet has intense shadow the hedgehog vibes and i don’t know how to feel about that

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