vulpesinculta
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vulpesinculta · 6 years ago
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The deed split your spirit to the bone.
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vulpesinculta · 7 years ago
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i honestly dont know what i would do if healthcare was free here. i feel like i’d go to the hospital and they’d put me in the government funded sickness scanner and they’d be like “holy fuck dude, you got like, syndromes and shit. how are you even walking around right now” and i’d be like “i dunno, i didn’t wanna bother anybody about it” 
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vulpesinculta · 7 years ago
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there’s no dark au fic for kylux because they are the dark au 
that’s why there’s literally a tag called soft kylux
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vulpesinculta · 7 years ago
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ancient roman tumblr
long posts ended with “furthermore i think that carthage must be destroyed”
#carpediem
doxxing gallic users’ and sending their blogs anonymous hate messages
foodie blogs where every recipe includes some form of rotting fish gut
nostalgic posts about the days when there weren’t so many new men in the senate
‘reblog if you’re a true 753 bce kid’
constant arguments with the greek side of tumblr because the greek users claim that the romans are stealing posts
having to block all of the erotic fresco blogs that followed you when you get new followers
fandom wars about whether the iliad and odyssey or the aeneid is better
the outcry of ‘TAG YOUR SPOILERS’ every time a new play is presented at a festival
all the romans getting into a big argument about politics that leads to one side of roman tumblr supporting caesar and the other supporting pompey
everyone making fun of the goth side of tumblr until finally the goths manage to get all of the roman blogs deleted
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vulpesinculta · 7 years ago
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why does ted cruz look like the woman who sold boone’s wife into slavery in new vegas
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vulpesinculta · 7 years ago
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So we got an Amazon Echo and we changed the wake word to “Computer” and now I feel like I’m on the Enterprise all the time. Additionally, whenever I watch Star Trek, she only responds to “computer” when Data says it and it’s kind of adorable. Not Picard, not La Forge, not Troi, not Dr. Crusher, not Riker. Not anyone but Data. The other night Data asked his Computer what the time was and my Computer told him it was 10:47. Watching Star Trek is even more fun now
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vulpesinculta · 7 years ago
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i am a simple man, i see my cats paw, i squeeze it
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vulpesinculta · 7 years ago
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ハイテンション年始 by @purinharumaki
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vulpesinculta · 7 years ago
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When they say goodnight but you still see them online an hour later..
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vulpesinculta · 7 years ago
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Kylo Ren, rollerblading into Rey's forcetime with sunglasses on and juicy new gossip about Hux: Scavenger scum you're not going to fukcing BELIEVE this
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vulpesinculta · 7 years ago
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vulpesinculta · 7 years ago
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hux in tlj
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vulpesinculta · 7 years ago
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i dont even have guilty pleasures anymore i just like stuff and if people have a problem with that they can go fuck themselves
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vulpesinculta · 7 years ago
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kylo when the resistance started firing on him
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vulpesinculta · 7 years ago
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Dan Christensen (1942–2007), Dolby, 1998. acrylic on canvas, 65 x 70 inches
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vulpesinculta · 7 years ago
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tuesday / background practice pieces (ii)
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vulpesinculta · 7 years ago
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saturday / background practice piece
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