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putting other people before your own happiness squad rise up
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Okay but who remembers this in 2006.
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Being told that your grades are bad because you don't apply yourself.
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Chillin like yeelins.
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For some reason a bird speaking Japanese is mildly off putting.
> Literal translation
Bird:“ ‘Uhm Hello, this is the Ono family.”
Bird: “What’s wrong?”
Owner: “Abe-chan, you’re a little too early. Once the phone’s picked up, then properly say hello.”
Bird: “Okay, understood.”
Owner: “Do you really understand? I’m counting on you. Hello, this is the Ono family residence in Gifu.”]
Bird: “Okay, I understand!”
Owner: “Got it.”
> That’s clearly some sort of Pokemon.
> Off-putting? It’s like birds were meant to speak Japanese!
> For some reason it’s never occurred to me that birds can mimic languages other than English. It’s so cool, though!
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how when youre single you think about your future soul mate and what they will be saying to you in bed.
My wife hears me say : ohhh thee ole hanky panky ;) !
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but what if we both had the same shoes with outfits that dont match.
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“I never ask a man what his business is, for it never interests me. What I ask him about are his thoughts and dreams.” - H.P Lovecraft
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