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the work known as "my immortals" has been characterized as a piece of complex syncretic work that reinterprets the Haripotar cycle into a distinct cultic practice which also includes elements taken from religious practices surrounding the mytho-historical troupes of the "emo movement"
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it sucks that you can only die once and its permanent.. imagine the kinda sex we could be innovating if that wasnt the case
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Waking up from a dream you were really engrossed in like "fuuuck I forgot to return my polearms to the priory"
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when all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail. when all you have is a paintbrush, everything looks like a canvas. when all you have is a cock, everything looks like the exhaust pipe of a 2014 honda civic. so yes, to answer your question, i am stuck. please call the emergency services
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please don't have sex in disabled bathrooms if you're abled. we need somewhere to have sex too
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The longer thing I’m working on is taking a while so here’s a thing that took like barely any time.
Also did I subconsciously steal this joke from somewhere? It felt too easy, like I didn’t earn it.
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marcille's first (disastrous) day at halffoot school (from may)
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Marcille and Falin in flannel and overalls respectively...
Im getting lesbian farmers vibes
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like eat a shroom for god's sake the fucking image from the shrooms are better anyways
You will not use AI to get ideas for your story. You will lie on the floor and have wretched visions like god intended
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You will not use AI to get ideas for your story. You will lie on the floor and have wretched visions like god intended
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me DMing on tumblr: I am so fortunate we have become true friends even though we are hundreds of miles apart
me posting on tumblr: I am #addicted to boy pussy
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As an autistic monster fucker and a furry (stay with me) I feel confident in saying Laios is not a monster fucker. Laios hyperfixates on monsters like irl people hyperfixate on dinosaurs. Not once have I seen him interested in a monster sexually. He is all about fun facts and recipes.
He is, however, definitely a furry and I'd bet money he's got a fursona and a monstersona.
Thank you for coming to my ted talk.
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me DMing on tumblr: I am so fortunate we have become true friends even though we are hundreds of miles apart
me posting on tumblr: I am #addicted to boy pussy
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should I be attracted to death?
(not necrophilia. death the guy)
"Are you attracted to Death?"
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