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director: so that’s it?

director: just talking to some kid?

miss pauling: does anybody like you?

scout:

scout: im ready for my close-up miss pauling

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cassidy: excuse me for thinking on my feet.

reyes: oh! was that what you were doing?

reyes: thinking?

cassidy:

reyes: now we have identified the problem!

reyes: you and thinking.

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medic:

scout: wait where are you going?

medic: to the brony convention in Liechtenstein.

medic: where do you think i’m going?

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spy: uh what are you doing?

scout: oh i was just trying to work out if i give a darn.

spy:

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scout: i feel like heavy doesn’t really like me.

spy: you’re not really the type of person people like.

scout: right away.

spy: sure.

scout: but when they get to know me they adore me.

spy:

spy: how do i put this delicately…

spy: no

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Doomfist: Did you think this day would come?

Moira: No. Not at all.

Moira: Never. Never in a million years.

Moira: I mean-

Moira: Yes. I did.

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medic:

spy:

engineer: uh. whatcha got there?

medic: a smoothie.

demo: i think he meant the head.

medic: oh.

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the funniest thing about Overwatch is how it plays itself so serious despite its handful of lore scraps all being the most ridiculous shit you’ve ever heard

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Roadhog: You’re mad.

Junkrat: Thank goodness for that.

Junkrat: Because if I wasn’t this’d probably never work.

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Reaper: You were telling the truth?

Sombra: I do that quite a lot actually...

Sombra: yet people are always surprised.

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McCree:

Reyes: You know studies show that keeping a ladder inside the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun.

Reyes: That’s why I own ten guns.

Reyes: In case a maniac tries to sneak in a ladder.

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Doomfist: I have heard of you.

Doomfist: And you know who I am.

Sombra: Face is familiar, have I threatened you before?

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Moira: Come on kid you asked me that already.

D.Va:

Moira: Quit wasting my time.

Hanzo: Hey you can’t talk to her that way, who do you think you are?

Moira: I’m Moira you old hag and she smells like boogers.

McCree: Hey, you can’t talk to my husband that way.

McCree: What do you think this is?

Moira: I think it’s time to lose some weight fatty, that’s what it is.

Ana: Hey, you can’t talk to my sons like that. Someone oughtta put you in a mental hospital.

Moira: Someone should put you in a box floating down the river grandma.

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Junkrat: When there’s no cops around anything’s legal!

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Reyes: Ana, would it be wrong to punch a child?

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Hanzo: You see the thing is,

Hanzo: Jesse and I—

Hanzo: I’ll just kill him.

McCree: Woah, woah!!

Genji:

Hanzo: Let me shoot him in the face!!

McCree: NO, NO!!

Hanzo: If I shoot him we can make out!

Hanzo: This could be so easy!!

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Sombra: Ahh! Graph paper!!

Sombra: Kill it! Kill it!

Sigma: