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Second Half of Young Royals S2

Simon (to August): Fuck you. Simon (to Alexander): Fuck you. Simon (to Sara): Fuck you. Simon (to Jan-Olof): Fuck you. Simon (to Marcus): Fuck you. Simon (to Wilhelm, after seeing him with a shotgun): Fuck me.

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wrong luke....

when you mix up a war veteran movie with a musical TV series...

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things ive heard in 8th grade so far

Teacher: every 10 years they take a census they record the number of people, the age, the sex

boy: *snickers*

teacher: Yes, I said it. sex. something you are never going to have

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teacher: what's your name?

kid: ------

teacher: are you sure? that's not what yiur mom calls you on facebook

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kid: don't you dare argue with me. I know what I said. I know it wasn't correct. but I am running on 3 hrs of sleep and a bag of twislers

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teacher: anyone get the right answer?

student: *raises hand* (only that kid raised their hand)

teacher: how did you get it?

student: I guessed

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its only been 5 days and i'm so tired

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TWILIGHT

why do I feel like Bella would still eat human food after the transition?

Bella: *sipping a cup with red liquid inside it in public*

Edward: BELLA you cant do that here!

Bella: *gets her cup snatched away* B-but it was Cranapple.

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Tree Bros

Evan: I love you

Connor: ...

Evan: Now say it back!!

Connor: It back

Evan: *runs away and cries*

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things I heard in my honors social studies class today.

student: What did these rivers ever do to me

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student: Where is the British Isles?

student 2: up your ass

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student: wait what is the British isles

student 2: British people don't exist. change my mind

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student: Denmark isn't a place.

student 2: isn't Denmark in Ohio?

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student: Scandinavia is the smallest peninsula, right?

student 2: no. that I'd not even relatively true.

student 1: I didn't read the-

student 2: oBvIoUsLy you didn't reAD IT

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student: Mrs. ------- Still haunts my memories

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student: where tf is constantinople?

everyone else: *groans*

other student: Mrs O would bitch slap you right now if she was here.

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things I've heard in my 7th grade

student: if all your friends jumped off a bridge wou-

student 2: yes.

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studentS: *filling bottle cap* SHOTS SHOT SHOTS*

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announcements: if you haven't picked up your ski card reminder to do so tomorrow-

student: shit

teacher: I heard that.

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student: *at 7 in the morning* I love school. haha who am I kidding, get me out of this hell hole

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student: *telling story* you all know who it is.

other students: *all nodding in unison, but too scared to say the teachers name*

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student: so this data represents that the higher the higher the number of ice cream sold, the more murders

student 2: I scream, you scream, we all scream cuz we're getting murdered

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student 1: GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT

student 2 and 3: what?!

student 1: absolutely nothing, life still sucks

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funny story

so I had this friend and like I talk to them a TON at school. and one day they texted me and said, My friend thinks your gay. AND I texted back WHAT NO I AM NOT GAY . to then a few months pasted and now I texted the friend for the first time. and so it was a group chat. my friend said, so this is the one you thought was gay. I SWEAR I JINXED BEING GAY.

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TreeBros

Evan *extremely nervous*: I-i love you

Connor: I love me too

Evan:

Connor:

Evan:

Connor: NO I WAS KIDDING COME BACK. NO DONT CRY