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I feel like a maiden who's soldier husband just came back from the war.

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jonny and alex need to drop that bonzo theme on all streaming platforms RIGHT NOW?!?!?!?!

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guys imagine they just find MAG001 like. s1 jon just starts talking

I KNOW IT WONT HAPPEN BUT IMAGINE

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Colin on stress leave is the same as Martin trapped in his apartment with worms I think

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what if… gerry ink5oul

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TMAGP 9

subject talking about the dice, "Rolling them always felt like my choice" but it's actually about Sam thinking he's chosen to complete the Response paperwork of his own free will but CHECKING THE RESPONSE BOX on day one put him under a compulsion, and he's obsessed with the magnus institute because he heard the red canary statement just after starting his paperwork and must now chase the case to completion.

He will not be able to move on until he has fully 'responded' to the magnus institue mystery and now he is GOING THERE and Alice is going with him because it's her SAM, and boy howdy it's going to be a looooong 4 weeks between episodes 10 and 11 after Sam and Alice go somewhere and do a thing

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i see why sam and alice dated theyre both so manipulative toxic they just magnetised to each other. and they know exactly what buttons to press to get each other to do what they ask too

*blinks innocently* oh, sam, will you be a darling and talk to colin, call central i.t, etc. etc. for me? i just feel like itll be easier for a newbie…

*blinks innocently* oh, alice, will you come to these creepy ruins with me? we used to have something special….

MMMMHHHM. okay guys. dusts the cobwebs off you

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sourdough rolls with homemade lemon curd what the absolute fuck man

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my timbers are shivering… I FEEL LIKE. hes happy but on that level thats like that one dog drinking coffee in the fire saying this is fine

GERRY IS NOT HAPPY NOW HES JUST GOT A BETTER LIFESTYLE HES CLEARLY TRAUMATISED REMEMBER WHAT SHOW YOURE LISTENING TO!!!! DO NOT BE FOOLED!!!

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Jon's email: here is Archivist speedruns strats. This glitch lets you meet Gertrude and Gerry before they both die.

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Gertrude Robinson being Gerrys grandma is NOT something I expected to hear. ALSO HELLO GEORGIE ?! Can we talk about the SIMILARITIES between the tower in this statement and the Panopticon?! Even the PHRASING! "unmatched PANORAMIC VIEW on all sides." "the tower still stands OVERLOOKING the surrounding countryside." HELLO?! I AM SO HYPED FOR THIS!!!!

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GERRY IS NOT HAPPY NOW HES JUST GOT A BETTER LIFESTYLE HES CLEARLY TRAUMATISED REMEMBER WHAT SHOW YOURE LISTENING TO!!!! DO NOT BE FOOLED!!!

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please be patient with me im from the 1900s

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Such a delighted guy quite the elated fella

Absolutely adore @deconstructthesoup ‘s flower tattoo idea for Gerry

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i honestly dont even know what to expect this week im scared

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RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IM THOWINF UP GERRY GWRRY GERRY AHHHH HSGDGAGDBSG