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Bless

It's Barney Barton's birthday today (August 4th) go out! Celebrate!

I’m gonna buy a cake!! @hitslikeatruck @spectralarchers @trickshotmcgee-blog @all-new-trickshot

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Turning this into cyclops or another blog into cyclops. 

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o shit whaddup

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Ok.

I’ve seen Age of Ultron.

I’m coming back now.

You know this site has no chill when it comes to not posting spoiler gifs!

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//Oh, I’m getting that reply out tonight.

That’s a tricky fact.

Barney fact.

I’m still workin’ on it.

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she will sCUFF HIS FLOORS WITH HER LOUBOUTINS

ok but a 6’2” blonde in 8 inch heels

have fun tryna handle all that, sucka

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||Barney just stood where he was for a moment, letting both her words and the pain in his lower lip marinate. The bottom of his tongue ran over his bloody lip just before he scurried his pants off.||

Fack! Stupid..pants..and..shit..and..fuck.

||He kicked and hopped before falling to his knees with his pants still stuck around his left ankle.||.

One: If I wanted a bazooka, I wouldn’t need yours, so why would I go looking for it?  Two: if you did have something I wanted, I’d be perfectly capable of making you tell me without having to rummage through your sordid living space.  Three: You really don’t have what it takes to get the drop on me, and finally—why would you waste time trying to send a missile up my ass when we’d both rather have your dick there?

[Sighing, Wanda stalks forward, closing the space between them and yanking him by the shirt into a kiss that’s more teeth than tongue, and leaves his lower lip bleeding.]

I didn’t goddamn stutter, Barton.  Your listening skills haven’t improved while you were away.  Take your pants off.  Get on your knees.

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I don't even know how to pronounce that L word you just said. So, i KNOW they're a big deal.

You mean 6'2 glass of ice cold water and Barney's dyin of thirst.

Hoping it's him that gets handled. Rware.

she will sCUFF HIS FLOORS WITH HER LOUBOUTINS

ok but a 6’2” blonde in 8 inch heels

have fun tryna handle all that, sucka

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HAHA Barney's so gettin his floor waxed.

She better wear those things in bed, though.Heeelll yeah.

I mean...it's kinda sexy. Barney probably wouldn't even care. >_>

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barney is an inch taller than wanda

this means she’s going to wear her highest heels whenever she’s around him for as long as humanly possible

including probably in bed

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no more Barney spam.

I'll reply to stuff when I get on tomorrow.

Back to folding clothes before bed.

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My celeb crush 😍😘 👀🍬

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Red II - Victoria & Ivan

Ivan: "There is nothing more sexy in the whole world than a beautiful woman with a incredible gun."

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HeadsUpCanon

Fraction's Trickshot does not exist as far as I'm concerned. I don't know who atha was but, that wasn't Barney Bar. So, everything that took place during that run..isn't canon to my Barney.

.....

Except loaning Clint money because Barney thinks Clint's a bum. That's something I'll keep. Other than that, we're not getting together over the holidays or none of that crap.