Maya: You’re such a dork. You know that? A total loser.
Riley: Then let go of my hand.
Maya: *gripping tighter* N E V E R
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Maya: from now on we we’ll Be using code names, you can address me as ‘eagle 1’
Maya: Lucas is 'been there done that and I never want to do it again’
Lucas: wait what?
Maya: Riley is 'Currently doing that’
Riley: awww *blushes*
Maya: Farkle is 'it happened once in a dream and than I woke up and vomited’
Farkle: well at least you thought about it
Maya: Josh is 'if I had to pick a different Matthews’
Josh: thanks I guess
Maya: Zay is
Maya: Eagle 2
Zay: Oh thank god
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Hey, I would like to request first kiss rilaya to when you're not busy
Hi thank you for asking me:) I don’t need much words anymore, I just hope you like it. so here it is!!
does that count?
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Lucas [hungover]: Please tell me I’m imagining that I claimed I was king of the ducks.
Riley: I would, but then I’d be lying to the King of All Ducks.
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PICK - UP LINES SENTENCE MEMES !
these are all sent in to me on whisper after i’ve received them , so be prepared ! some can be nsfw , so be warned. i’ve changed the pronouns / genders to make it so they’re possible to use with any gender. some are only for specific genders since i can’t change all of them.
❛ i’m sorry , i lost my house … wanna take me to yours ? ❜
❛ my couch pulls out but i don’t. ❜
❛ are you the sat ? because i’d do you for three hours with a break in the middle for snacks. ❜
❛ on a scale of one to america , how free are you tomorrow ? ❜
❛ your name must be gilette , cause you’re the best a man / woman can get. ❜
❛ i’d offer to take you to a movie , but the sign says no snacks allowed (; ❜
❛ why pick you up ? i would rather lay you down. ❜
❛ roses are red , violets are blue. how the hell do i marry you ? ❜
❛ my cock died. can i bury it in your ass ? ❜
❛ i’m a rugby player. would you like to play with my odd shaped balls ? ❜
❛ roses are red. violets are purple. i can’t rhyme for shit. potato. ❜
❛ my doctor says i’m lacking vitamin u. ❜
❛ except being sexy , what are you doing in your life ? ❜
❛ hey i lost my number , can i have yours ? ❜
❛ need a warm tongue between your thighs , baby girl ? ❜
❛ i’m having a sale in my bedroom. my clothes are 100% off. ❜
❛ did you sit in a pile of sugar ? because you got a sweet ass. ❜
❛ are you my phone charger ? because without you , i’d die. ❜
❛ i want to bend you over the bed , kneel down behind you and tickle your ass with my tongue. ❜
❛ let me clean your seat … ❜ * wipes face *
❛ if you were words on a page , you’d be the fine print. ❜
❛ there are trees that can grow more than one kind of fruit , and they’re called fruit salad trees. ❜
❛ you remind me of someone. you remind me of the girl of my dreams. ❜
❛ i’m a muggle on the streets , but a wizard in the sheets. ❜
❛ is your body from mcdonalds , because i’m loving it. ❜
❛ are you australian ? you seem to meet all my koalafications. ❜
❛ are you from tennessee , because you’re the only ten i see. ❜
❛ hey girl , wanna f_ck ? i’m just missing u. ❜
❛ kiss me if i’m wrong , but dinosaurs definitely exists … ❜
❛ fuck me if i’m wrong , but isn’t your name ( insert name here ) ❜
❛ are you busy today ? cause i’d like to be on your to do list. ❜
❛ hey i’m writing a phone book and i need your phone number to complete it. ❜
❛ i have food and i’ll share it with you. ❜
❛ are you from france ? cause ma’damn ! ❜
❛ are you a major minor 7th chord ? because i want to resolve you to major d. ❜
❛ they say disneyland is the happiest place on earth clearly they never stood next to you. ❜
❛ hello i’m bisexual. i’d like to BUY you a drink and then get sexual. ❜
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Skylar: *looking at Chase and Kaz* I spy with my little eye…something that starts with an S.
Oliver: Superheroes?
Bree, deadpan: Sexual tension.
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Cheryl: I like you how I like my emotions.
Toni: Explain.
Cheryl: Buried deep inside me.
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