totallyjasmineflowers

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holdup holdon hold the frick UP

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"born in the wrong era" but there's no particular time period i'd rather be living in, I'm just pissed af at having to live through the global resurgence of fascism

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underground parking garages are criminally underutilized as a horror setting. windowless curving concrete labyrinths stretching up and down and all around you, that's some Backrooms shit

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please stop trying to convince me that unicorns are "gentle" and "noble" and "wise"

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died and came back right. there was definitely something wrong with me before? resurrection fixed me i think

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perpetually torn between "competency is sexy" and "oh no this dumbass has endeared their fucking self towards me"

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perpetually torn between "competency is sexy" and "oh no this dumbass has endeared their fucking self towards me"

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the level of censorship around this man is ridiculous, what happened to free speech? It’s just his name.

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hedonism is good actually rich people just suck at it

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Me reaching what looks suspiciously to be the end of my rope: oobh i got plany off rope

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"save me, substance abuse!" i cry. before you can moralize to me about the dangers of addiction, a noble and powerful steed gallops into the room - my horse whom i have named "substance abuse". you learn an important lesson about making assumptions. i snort a line off its back

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Red river hog

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i feel like we don't appreciate these days how much the twin towers sucked, like, design-wise

they were contemporarily hated for just being these giant grey monoliths

like there probably could've been an easier way to get rid of them, but they probably needed to go either way

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For those curious:

Our lowest 3 smash are

2.4 for the Elon Musk poll

2.7 for the charles III

4.6 dor Ellen Degeneres

Our highest 3 smash are

95.5 for the second Sigourney Weaver poll

93 for the Appalachian Moutains

92 for the type 30 rotary phone

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2024 is a terrible year to be a henchman. The word "minion" is barely usable and you can't even say "goon" anymore.