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Headcanon that sometimes when the marauders are super tired they forget to fully transform after a full moon, so imagine James walking into a lesson and sitting down completely casually if not a little dishevelled..

Lily: Er.. James?

James, absolutely delighted to be addressed by her: Yes Lily?

Lily: *whispering* You have antlers..

*he reaches up and finds that she is in fact correct*

Now he’s running out of Potion class at full speed telling people-

“I THOUGHT IT WAS HALLOWEEN I SWEAR!!”

(Also, Sirius wandering round with a tail hanging out and being called the furry of Gryffindor tower for 3 months)

(And Pete getting jam on his whiskers before realising)

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Just say he’s autistic😭 (he’s just like me)

If you think quidditch players weren’t superstitious, your wrong, and if you think James wasn’t the worst outta the lot of them, you’ve got another thing coming.

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Marauders! *everyone claps*

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It’s been years and I’m still not over the switch between “rests on the shoulders of a young boy” to “rests on the shoulders of a young man,” and I doubt I ever will be

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more wolfstar

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Neil: *opens up his locker and blood spills out everywhere*

Neil: oh my god MY UNIFORM ITS STAINED

The rest of the foxes:

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Oh

Arthur rises out of the lake almost regularly. War, famine and disease are horrendous but not uncommon things.

Merlin patches him up and fills him in on all that he’s missed and the two go to save the world.

The pattern becomes unmistakable. When there is famine, Arthur starves to save his people. He dies of each disease just as the cure is discovered. In every war he becomes a casualty, but his people emerge victorious.

It pains Merlin. Each death as heartbreaking as the first. Each begs the question if Arthur will rise again or if it the last time he shall gaze upon his face. Merlin treats each moment, each death, each resurrection as the last. He kisses harder, holds Arthur closer and whispers sweetly in his ear just in case.

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AU where Gwen was pregnant at the time of Arthur’s death and raises a boy who’s named Yrthur and he grows up under Merlin’s tutelage like him with Gaius (and Arthur in the actual legends) and Merlin is morally grey and jaded by Arthur’s demise so Yrthur grows up in a kingdom where magic is legal and learns about his dad and wants to cross the veil temporarily to meet him which requires a death. Which he doesn’t know at the time and the only person with him is Merlin so he tries to kill him (this bitch doesn’t know Merlin’s immortal) and Merlin is like are you… stupid? But because he’s immortal he sort of has infinite lives and the one *death* he just ..had counts for the price to pass the veil and they both pass through and Merlin is reunited with Arthur and there’s this fuck ton of homoerotic tension and 14 year old Yrthur is like yall bitches gonna kiss or what???

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LIBERAL the raven cycle

TRANSey

blue HAIR AND PRONOUNS sargent

DARWIN parrish

ronan LEFT

glendower (he’s VACCINATED)

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Sobbing throwing up

I saw this idea on tiktok like how would the younger and older self react to each other when they meet so here's a bit of merthur angst from me to you again I hope you like it!

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the most unrealistic thing about aftg is actually that there was not a single scene in which Neil bit someone

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Fun things I’ve said recently that I think deserve recognition:

‘Life’s short, let’s make it even shorter.’

‘The versification of the English language’

‘This spoons has a real Dark academia dead poets society secret history marauders era good omens vibe rn’

‘He’s me fr’ (about Andrew minyard)

‘BECUASE UR BOYFRIEND THINKS ENGLAND IS WORSE THAN AMERICA’

‘Haha funny or sad outrageous funny’

‘Nowhere in france is a good place to be buried’

*What does that imply?*

‘That implies that I hate france’

‘Tf is wrong with men.’

‘Oh for fucking fucks’

‘did u say I have to be nice or I said u have to be nice..’

‘When did I say that.’

‘And who said I’m supposed to be nice? I’m a menace’

*Ever heard of sympathy??*

‘No :(‘

‘LMFAOO U THINK IM CALM?’

‘Milked a cow except it’s just what it eats come out not milk’

‘There’s straight up hard core Omegaverse smut’

‘You’re thinking about work? I’m thinking about how much of Taylor swift’s discography I could listen to in that time’

‘I just Markes me brain fuzzy’

‘A reverse slay.’

‘No you stupid little skins nitty wannabe, get a real fag like a normal person instead of puffing away on those colourful little plastic remotes that fill up landfill. Or better yet! Just inhale air. 1/5 dentists say it tastes almost as good as a limited edition ultra fresh tutti fruity mango loco blast supreme vape bar.’

‘I feel like the devil took a shit inside my brain’

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@adamparrish

Nothing I’ve read has changed me more than “you do people a favor by accepting their help” like I repeat this constantly to so many people because it’s true!!! People like to feel useful, they like to feel kind, they like to feel like they have an ability to impact people’s lives so just let them!! Not everything is a thing to be owed back — accept people’s kindness without making a competition out of it

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Room recently

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He’s a 10 but is 5,2, ginger, and has a murderous abusive ex-family with ties to the Japanese mafia who are trying to hunt him down but he’s got a 5’ft blonde psycho at his side

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Kevin Day unironically loves Highschool Musical and blasts get your head in the game at every practice and the foxes HATE him for it