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“you should be the bigger person” absolutely not. i’m cursing his entire bloodline.

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Does free will exist?

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Playghoul by Cassandra Dunn Art

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How do tell if your ramen is done? Here are some omens that you should keep in mind:

A ringing in your ear

If the next flock of crows that flies by has more than 10 in it

You hear a bell tower ring 4 times, even if there’s no bell tower in your town, and it’s 7pm wtf

A shiver up your spine(UP not down. If it’s down then run. Just run.)

You look in your closet. If your sweaters all have moth holes in the left sleeve, it’s ready

Your cousin calls you, even if your cousin has been dead for several years.

The book you’ve never read has a bookmark in it

These are just some examples, so if anything of the sort happens while you’re making ramen, it’s probably ready.

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How the fuck can there be anti vaccine “witches?” If you disagree with binding an invisible malignant entity into a single drop of potion that seals a subject’s blood against the full force of that very same entity’s curse then you are not and can never be a witch you’re just a karen who buys rocks

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im like... once spilt cup of tea away from chopping my hair off, running into the forest naked, eating raw meat off the bone and becoming an urban legend who bites your toes off at night if you chant my name three times in the mirror

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Now is Mommy’s housework time, I know my baby’s safe within. It’s fun to mop the muck and grime while baby’s in his pen. He never frets, and never whines our house is always neat. his playpen even levitates as I mop underneath.