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Thick.

Shas’o’ Dyal’nos Aloh var speaking. I there seems to be an arise of a certain slang word in the Gue’vesa ranks. It has been brought to my attention that many Gue’vesa call Shas'O Shaserra, or as she’s better known, Commander Shadowsun, “Thicc”. I’ve been trying to find out what that slang word means, however, whenever I bring it up with the other Gue’la, they just snicker and giggle. Gue’la are very odd species. 

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God of Greater Good... such an odd way of thinking... could there truly be one? Are the stories true? Could our philosophy spawn a god-like entity?  Such a horrid thought...

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In the name of Greater Good, we shall prevail. The galaxy will know the will of the Greater Good.

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I... do not know if i should be glad about that...

“It saddens me greatly that we must take arms against the peoples of the galaxy. By their deaths, they deny themselves the liberation that is only to be found in total surrender to the Greater Good.”

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I still remember the day i heard about this attack. To this day, i am still shocked.

“It saddens me greatly that we must take arms against the peoples of the galaxy. By their deaths, they deny themselves the liberation that is only to be found in total surrender to the Greater Good.”

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That’s just barbaric, Gue’la...

Sgt. Lorik's advice corner

Kroot does not taste as good as you'd think it would but eating something that tried to eat you sends a message that your an alpha and a force to be reckoned with.

(This rule also applies to nids but that's a discussion for another time)

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The creeping death from beyond the stars.

The Tyranid menace has swallowed many stars in it’s ever hungry jaws. Let’s hope that other factions are not too prideful. Because, in the end. If we do not protect this galaxy together, we are doomed. 

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Tau’va is the only way.

Tau’va is the only way forward. I hope that other races shall embrace the Greater Good. Let’s hope that many will embrace is without bloodshed. For i do not wish to spill unecessary blood.

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What the fuck Gue’la.

Change.org - Petition To Hire 1,000,000 People To Put Their Fingers In The Shoot Hole Of Peoples’ Guns So They Can’t Shoot Them

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Kantor Derubeis speaking.

Greetings, this is Kantor Durebeis speaking.High ranking human auxilery of the Tau Empire. Previously known as Colonel Kantor Durebeis of the 13th Cadian.  Since the Ethereals are busy people, i’ll be answering some questions from time to time. If you are new to the Tau Empire, welcome. If you are human that joined with the Tau Empire, double welcome for you and also sorry because you might never see your family again.  But you’ll find that the Tau Empire is much better than the Imperium of Man. Kantor Derubeis, signing off.  

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We have returned.

I apologize for the lack of attention to this channel. We have been under siege. The Gue’la did not succeed in taking our city. I thank all the castes and those who have fallen in the siege for their help and lives they gave for our cause. You shall be remembered i will see to that.  

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Is it true that the banner of T'au flies high?

Indeed, higher than any other banner in the universe. 

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Gue’vesa gossip

Shas’o’ Dyal’nos Aloh var speaking. Alot of Gue’vesa especially new ones keep asking “What is the scar on your faces?” Shas’la patrols and civilians hear that Gue’vesa call these by Human female reproductive organs. It is not, and i repeat, it is NOT that. Shas’o’ Dyal’nos Aloh var signing out.

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Monuments

Me and few others are thinking of erecting monuments for each caste, for all castes are equally important. Let us not forget those who defend us, those who ride in the skies and beyond to spread the greater good, those who build incredible machines and weapons, those with skilled tongues who trade and speak with with other races.  Let us not forget the leaders and those who speak for the Tau’va. Let us not forget our friends beyond the stars, The Kroot, Mal’kor, Gue’vesa, Demiurg and others. 

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Gossip

It is said amongs my brethren that there is an entity living in the warp that is a reflection of the Greater Good.  We do not know for sure for our knowledge of Chaos is limited but...If the legends are true...Let’s hope it is on our side, even if we don’t agree about it’s existence. 

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Very wise words.

“A firewarrior who cannot weep at the loss of his brother or sister is already dead.”

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Fire caste proverb of unknown origin

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