fckn piss frisbee ftw
Slicing a Bead of Mercury in Half
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North Korea is like that kid in preschool who thinks he’s the shit for having the 16 pack of crayons when the U.S. actually has the 128 pack with the sharpener
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Is it possible to be a fan of a fandom?
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If I ever get married, I want to do the vows from "Corpse Bride"
“With this hand,
I will lift your sorrows.
Your cup will never empty,
For I will be your wine.
With this candle,
I will light your way in darkness.
With this ring,
I ask you to be mine.”
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jesus christ I seriously can’t watch Lion King anymore because Nala is giving Simba bedroom eyes and then it clicks that they’re making their sequel baby
SIMBA PUT YOUR LION DICK IN ME, WE NEED TO FRANCHISE THIS SHIT
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If your status ain’t hood
I ain’t checkin for him
Better be street if he lookin at me
I need a soldier
that ain’t scared to stand up for me
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was he the one who drafted the art? O_O
Wow, the Madeon merch is really well made!
I… Wait.
What’s that near the bottom?
…Hugo
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oops
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IDK. I just changed my Twitter DP to Anton.
What is wrong with me?
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- self harmed
- purged
- starved yourself
- felt like you were nothing
- hated everything about yourself
- fell asleep crying
- felt completely numb
- been…
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