#youd be mad

[br4tphobia]

not tryna start anything but..u was js complaining abt how ppl write abt making y/n blush n shit, and u continue to write this? “levis cheeks a flushed pink barely visible but if you look hard enough you'll notice.” its giving…. very much hypocrisy.💀💀

apparently you are cuz see..this the shit that pisses me off. idgaf abt yall coming after me but its the fact that yall dont have any valid reasons!! levi is a japanese 2d drawing, which im sure u can visibly see him blush if he did. so if any of yall got some shit to say either shut the fuck up or educate yourself THEN be all up in my inbox.

its giving …. very much stfu and do sumn good with yo life. 💀💀

[chloesimaginationthings]

Vanny can’t explain everything in the FNAF pizzaplex..

[best-train-conductor-competition]

Everyone said not to separate them

[zarnzarn]

(check the tags for more and also the tag for other fics in the story!)

athena, scowling as she gets bullied into marrying the people she pined over for the last 1000 years, suddenly realising something: wait a minute

odysseus: what?

athena, frozen: wait a damn minute you know what this gives me rights to do

penelope, also realising: oh fuck yes

odysseus: I don't like the sound of whatever's happening here what are you two fucking talking about?

athena, grabbing the marriage wine and tossing it back, then kissing her new wife and husband and handing penelope a spear as she picks up a mace: we'll be back shortly, you can start celebrations without us.

penelope: do u have anything that can start a fire

athena, pulling out an old contract and scanning it before throwing it over her shoulder: yes. are you scared of heights or can we fly.

penelope: fucking bring it I've waited years for this moment

zeus: where are they going

hermes, picking up the contract: they're going to... Ogygia? Oh fucking shit they're going to fucking kill Calypso- hey, hello, WAIT-

[troubled-bog-witch]

John is a unique character experience because he goes through all the hard work of embracing and developing personhood and it turns out the person he uncovers by doing this is just kind of a dick. Wild

[kiddokori]

the beauty of no home is that, as a reader, eunyung is soo funny and silly and entertaining to watch that you end up rooting for him a lot and really enjoying when hes around. but as a human being you see him leave his trash out in shared spaces for so long it attracts bugs and go holy shit what the hell. this guy sucks fuck this guy. which i think is exactly what knowing him in real life would be like

[daisybell-on-a-carousel]

Still very wild to me when people try to gotcha Jason with the whole "if you can kill other people for being evil why can't they kill you" when jason is like. One of the most passively suicidal characters I've ever seen. What if man

[knuckles-bloody-for-me]

Thing is if any debut song was on folklore then yall would EAT them up

[burningfunobject]

I love jayce

I mean who doesn't its just by God does he make bad decisions

[milkbreadtoast]

Here's a v quick vague rushed half assed TWSB propaganda post

TWSB is a romance novel isekai subversion story. You know, the escapist genre that there r 2353533535 kr webtoons/novels for... i got reincarnated in my fav romance novel as the villainess yadayada THAT genre. but a twist on it!!!

TWSB is for fujoshi/fudanshi/fujin who would rather ship the 2 male love interests in a romance than have a love triangle with the female lead... TWSB is also for poly/throuple/trio enjoyers (whether platonic or not ur choice). And old women yuri enjoyers. And people who enjoy novel isekai subversions like orv and surviving romance (and SVSS? i havent read but ive heard comparisons)... /ppl who think novel isekai premises Could be interesting but find so many of them boring cliche or wasted potential... and people who like fun worldbuilding... or ppl who r interested in the premise "typical shoujo romance novel plot gets derailed and ends up accidentally becoming a non-romance action fantasy which is also highkey extremely gay"..... *dangling a chocolate croissant in front of u* ooooh u want to read twsb so bad wooooo is it worki

(EDIT: oh to be clear im recommending the novel btw!! webtoon is cute but the novel is where u get the full experience 🛐 idc which one u start w but pls read the novel... hehe)

[lollytea]

It makes me sad that we know next to nothing about Perry but I always think about his response to his son being expelled is to put on his news reporter voice and declare "Breaking news! Augustus Porter is grounded!" Like objectively speaking, this man must be hilarious. But imagine the shit Gus puts up with on a regular basis

[buwheal]

Is there a place you could slip off to and wash your clothes or get a change of clothes? Even if they don't stay clean, just that little piece of freshness might perk your system up for a bit. (Not trying to pick on you, I know you're in a tough spot. Stay safe-- Love you, buddy.)

[anghelcode]

anyway reposting from my alt hey guys!

NOTE: this is just my ramble, im not trying to mix canon or smth, everythings just for funsies

prowlbee being sun x moon trope not only in personality but color schemes too, like bees the sun, prowls the night sky

bumblebee having black in his color scheme not only means to represent bees but that means prowls apart in his life, and same for prowl, the gold is meant to represent bee, the sunshine in that night sky! they are in each others lives, having each others colors and paintjobs, basically not only matching but matching the trope too

im normal can you see it /J

[frodoomsday]

what kind of weirdo is this bullying kids

[muchmossymess]

give me your headcanons for a minecraft server with the fmab kids

[ink-blot-thoughts]

Okay for a while my genshin bio was "Arlecchino simp, Childe stan, Dottore apologist" and while that was my bio, someone joined my world and asked me why I liked Dottore? At the time I just said heeheehoohoo man funny cause that's true but thinking about it, I've realised why I like Dottore.

So, picture this. I joined genshin in around 3.2ish. I didn't do any events that I hadn't unlocked the story for and I wasn't really in the fandom. So lil old me was just playing through the story, and having the time of my life in Sumeru cause it was so fucking weird.

Then. You defeat the big boss. You cry about Rukkhadevata. Nahida is gonna give us some lore now, right?? Nope get fucking flashbanged.

So this was already shocking enough then out walks Mr Doctor, who had seemingly left Sumeru in a boat. Okay weird, guess he came back. WAIT WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE HAS CLONES?!?! And then his clones get merked the second I find out about them?!!?!?

So I'm reeling from that when he promises knowledge not even the god of wisdom knows. And I perk up cause lore!!! I like lore!!! Then. Then the motherfucker. He says "Sky's fake."

Remember, I knew none of this. Bitch just dropped sky's fake on my head out of nowhere. And while I was going "THE SKY IS FUCKING WHAT?!?!!?" Man just casually faded to black. Like he hadn't dropped the most batshit insane lore possible.

Now if you're normal and you knew the background genshin lore, that would make sense. You already know about the fake sky and Dottore's segments and all, so the casual delivery totally tracks.

But I didn't. So to me this man walked up, drugged us, revealed he had clones, murdered said clones, then dropped one of genshins biggest lore bombs before fucking off. In the space of one conversation. Fucking iconic.

So that's why I like Dottore :)