#you’re on thin fucking ice

[fieryphrazes]

People in the notes of that tiktok video being like mash isn’t that niche 🙄 there are hundreds of fanworks. Like okay there are NOW. You don’t know how we suffered in 2020. The quantity is NEW

[fuscorooni]

Green Arrow (2023) is reading like, “ahhh crap, six issues? THIS happens! Then THIS happens! Then THIS happens! Then- What’s that? Extended another six issues? Ah. Well. Oops.”

[spadecentral]

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NO

NO

NO

NOT AFTER WHAT YOU SAID TO ME DO YOU GET TO SEND ME A SMILEY FACE

[hydrus101]

Step 1: Give Owlexander the gun

Step 2: ???

Step 3: Profit.

[noxcheshire]

HOT TAKE

But I like the idea of the phantom world being reincarnated into very unexpected people.

Like I still love the idea of Danny being Martha or Thomas.

Or Dani being another clone, or her being Damian, and Sam being Poison Ivy and or Martha, etc.

But I also like the unhinged nonsense of Sam being a clone in the dc world — ideally Kon, and Dani (or Dan) being Bruce, while Vlad is gasp Thomas Wayne.

HEAR ME OUT

JUST HEAR ME OUT

I just think the idea of Danny finding out that in an alternate world he married a nicer and age appropriate Vlad and had the son the guy has been demanding for so long in their world is hilarious.

The absolute mental breakdown that boy will go through: this is my son, and I love him, look at him go being a hero and kicking ass, but holy fucking Ancients above I fucked VLAD —

And on the other hand, can you imagine Bruce’s reaction? To his alternate mom being a sassy teenage boy, his alternate dad being an older guy ‘preying’ on this kid that absolutely HATES the guy, and being an absolute creep while his alt self **gestures to your choosing** is either a tiny girl menace or the biggest and meanest growling ghost that is BARELY tolerating being in the same space as the living.

But they also hate his alternate dad and would punch him into next week with Mom! Danny.

This man will being going THROUGH IT.

[duck-newton]

reminder that barry bluejeans is FAT!!!!!!!!!!! that’s all carry on

[faerygardens]

I haven’t watched it yet but from what I’ve gathered my adventures with superman is The definitive superman adaptation, like they know what they’re doing over there, they know that the edgelord snyderverse injustice superman is completely inaccurate and that superman is actually, in fact, a dorky himbo anime magical girl with massive tits amen

[samglyph]

Looking indie authors in the eyes. Hey. Hey. Stop using ai art for your covers. Either commission a cover, make it super boring, or learn how to photobash something yourself. I know you’re probably just a one person show and you probably don’t have a ton of money to spare but there’s a high chance that whatever software you’re using is using stolen art and you’re setting a bad precedent for everyone else. Take my hand. I will show you worlds of free to use stock imagery and easy to use software.

[tumbler-nerd13]

“Do you just have sex with people to make them like you?”

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[osamucide]

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[piizunn]

As someone who lives in the most conservative place in their country I have a lot of frustration with queer people who live in more liberal areas because I notice that so often they seem to have this attitude of superiority because they don’t live in Alberta, as if everyone in Alberta votes the same and thinks the same thing. It’s ultimately classist and anti-Indigenous as well, many people can’t afford to leave and to move to more liberal areas because they are without fail always more expensive, and many Indigenous people fought tooth and nail to remain on or close to their ancestral homelands.

[emptyspaaace]

So I’m glad that the fatsuit gag didn’t take up a whole episode and was relegated to only about three short scenes, but the actual content of it was so much worse than anything I could’ve reasonably imagined. That being said, I might be making shit up but am I the only one who noticed that the rest of the cast (aside from kayvons ‘beep beep’ line right at the end), not only do not interact with or react to the gag at all, but physically position themselves facing away from Colin for the duration of every scene where he’s wearing the suit? Turning to him only to deliver specific lines they need to address to him? I know speculating on what’s going on in a performers mind during problematic situations can be iffy but on a show that has a foundation of improv and reacting to what everyone else is doing, it felt super pointed that three out of four of the main cast just blatantly ignored the fifth member performing the most elaborate gag in the room.

[karmicgooner]

Sorry I disappeared chat. Now I have mouthwashing Brainrot.

[sleepysuccubi]

Why are you following me if you don’t have your age in your bio🔪

[whatudottu]

So I’m reading through your ideas for Ben 10 and seeing the “cliquey and territorial cerebrocrustaceans” one is making me realize how absolutely hysterical it would’ve been if at the beginning of Alien Force Brainstorm was incredibly kind and affectionate towards Gwen more so than Ben usually is meanwhile he’s just disgusted by Kevin’s entire existence.

Brainstorm: “Oh, Gwendolyn! I have a surprise for you! I witnessed you express an interest to see a feature film that has recently debuted, so I decided to purchase two tickets so that you may go and see it with a colleague of your choosing! And there’s no need to worry about refreshments: I’m more than happy to lend you the proper fare required for you and your chosed companion to purchase all of your favorites!”

Gwen, genuinely put off as Ben’s never been this nice to her before: “Umm…thanks?”

Kevin: “Hey Ben, do you know where the bathroom is?”

Brainstorm: “T H E  G R O U N D  U P O N  W H I C H  Y O U  S T A N D.”

(Of course, as Ben gradually warms up to Kevin, Brainstorm eventually grants him one of the highest honors he can bestow: permission to touch him without needing his consent first)

Oh hell yeah this got me cracking up!

Ben 10 rarely ever explores the differing psychology between Ben’s humanity and all the aliens he does transform into- well, save for Rath that is! Sure, the smarter aliens he transforms into affect his intelligence, but academic IQ is a completely different ballpark to social instincts, and the idea that Brainstorm who - being a cerebrocrustacean who’s social evolution centres on a severe in-group vs out-group - would interact quite differently with his peers than in his human base form.

Hah, Gwen may be confused and perhaps slightly off-put given Ben - while affectionate and caring of her - isn’t quite so open and hmm… what’s the term… considerate? Attentive? About her interests that he’d spend the money on them for her. At least for the sake of their present closeness Brainstorm wasn’t on 10 year old Ben’s playlist, Gwen would have been on the outest of out-groups you’d need to have been a criminal actively harming him to get it worse.

*looking at Kevin* Ah right yes, that criminality- Kevin would HATE Brainstorm like it was personal, even after Ben the human gets to trust him more and drop the suspicions. Would probably groan whenever he shows up again, it’s almost like Kev treats Brainstorm like an entirely different person (in a similar but opposite way Ben sees his transformations as people), even after he becomes part of Brainstorm’s in-group. Can’t handle the saccharine :P Understandable-

[aeolianblues]

‘ooh how COME all these Gazan kids have electricity and internet and write in perfect English’ I need every single person west of GMT+2 to shut the fuck up or have the balls to say you think non-westerners are savages. Say it with your chest, why don’t you?