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thinking about the doorknockers that thought it was a good idea to enter a closed gate and walk through someone’s carport and yard to get to their side patio, completely ignoring the front door 15 metres away. that’s how you get attacked by dogs
#my dogs did not attack them#but cmon have some common sense#you’re in the country#a lot of us have guard dogs#don’t go opening gates where you can see mutilated dogs toys#salmonella shitposts
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Not to be that person, but if Kamala Harris were a white man with the exact same ideals, positions, and beliefs, it wouldn’t have even been a competition. Realising that the worst thing you can apparently be is a woman, is truly devastating.
#us elections#us politics#kamala harris#politics#if you want to read my little think piece just go on my page#and to the men who said this is a reductive take#you’re either too dumb or too ignorant to realise that it is a privilege that you can’t imagine people would refuse to vote a woman#simply because she is a woman#misogyny isn’t just a silly thing tumblr users complain about for the sake of complaining#it’s real and happening and dismissing its prevelance is just as misogynistic as the people refusing to vote a woman into the white house#and i‘m also not saying it was the only reason she lost but i dont think it’s wrong to note that misogyny as well as racism played a part#also fuck you if you can’t acknowledge that your fuckass country is full of white supremacists and violent misogyny#you can stay performative all you want but she did not lose because of policy america has always voted based on vibe#fucking trump got elected the first time because they wanted an authentic outsider#because in case you didn’t know he had zero political experience#plus#contrary to popular belief i actually do have a more nuanced opinion on harris than this#but i still stand by my very basic observation that america is a racist and misogynistic country#and anyone refusing to believe this is delusional xo
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stardew valley hot(?) take:: if you pick anything besides “experimental noise rock” for sam’s 2-heart event where you decide his band’s sound, you are simply wrong and non-canonical argue with the wall
like i’m sorry, you really think the town’s resident grunge/emo trio would play “cheerful pop” “hi-energy dance” or “honky-tonk country”?? these guys look like they feed off the souls of dying Hot Topics
#lol i’m mostly just being silly it’s okay if you have a different opinion#but i’m right!! right???#if you picked country music i’m sorry to inform you you’re EXTRA wrong#stardew valley#sdv#stardew valley sam#stardew sam#sdv sam#sdv sebastian#sdv abigail#stardew
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"Those who choose the lesser evil forget very quickly that they chose evil"
Hanna Arendt, "Personal Responsibility Under Dictatorship"
#Ooooooooh this is such a golden quote#But also just clarifies how liberals wash their hands of making any actual improvement in the country beyond Voting Blue#And then claiming they've fulfilled their duty to improving society#To which I say - you’re clowns and you will have blood on your hands for as long as you refuse to engage for real change.#BEYOND ELECTORAL POLITICS.#Vote Blue No Matter Who#Joe Biden#US elections#2024 election#US politics hate#Can’t believe this came from a Call of Duty video about torture. But yet at the same time I can. Because it's an actual academic critique#Also to all liberals and neoliberals reading this: either change or die
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I hate when shows try to make me feel bad for a father. Grow up
#like im sorry you’re lonely? miss your kid? maybe you shouldn’t have impulse-moved to a different country#boo hoo#sorry to be a hater but i have to live my truth
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jean moreau I would overthrow the french for you
#aftg by kee#neil i’m sorry but the british are too strong#kevin i’m sorry idc about the irish like that#riko I would tell the japanese your exact location with coordinates if you ever hid from them with your life#aftg#the foxhole court#the sunshine court#jean moreau#jeremy I KNOW you’re from a scandinavian country stop HIDING from me
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Hey! So I left the fandom in 2019 and only recently came back. I did all the catch-up research and was like "cool, looks like larry are still probably together". But it seems that's not the popular opinion these days on tumblr?? So I guess I'm wondering if I missed something pretty major that led to a lot of people thinking that way? Or maybe it was a bunch of small subtle things that I didn't pick up on in my readings? I thought who better to ask than one of the old timers (no offence lol)
You know how babies think that the ball disappears when they don’t see it anymore? That’s what I always assume it is.
#something something fandom massively splintered#post Harry going mega famous with fine line#and then the pandemic brought in a rush of new fans#who have iffy at best information#I know I have mutuals who don’t think they are together or don’t concern themselves with that#and to that I say I love that for you#I respect that for you#this is something we can disagree on and still be friends#it’s not like you’re saying large groups of minorities in the country I live in don’t deserve basic rights#1. it’s sag season so like 🤪#2. my dog is still dying and my country is dissolving into fascism so like 🤪
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Fourth of July is so funny cuz it’s the one time every year that people decades past their hetalia phase will wake up in a cold sweat and go “there’s only one character I can draw for this day… 👁️👁️💦”
#the haunting sounds of the American theme sneaking up on them the closer it gets to the fourth#like the jaws theme but it’s an eagle screech#eagles don’t even screech the usa’s a sham#this is a very usa centric post#I dunno maybe people in other countries wake up in a cold sweat on their foundation days and go#no… it’s time 👁️👁️💦#shoutout to all my American Hetalia fans waking up today and remembering that they’re hetalia fans#we will get through this together#I hope I get to glimpse fireworks this year#dude last year was such a bummer#I wanted to do sparklers in the backyard but no one wanted to join me so it was just me doing em myself while my family kept trying to#convince me to come back inside :(((#then my dad went hey this year we should get fireworks#NO#no one can have fun cuz you guys were mean to me last year >:(#slash j btw it’s not a big deal I’m just salty lol#when you’re the only one full of whimsy in your family 😔#happy birthday America#get your shit together#❤️🤍💙#hetalia#aph america#hws america#alfred f jones
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I’ve been highly confused as to why Michael “deeply openly thirsting on Twitter about David Tennant for half a decade” Sheen is half-in half-out the closet but apparently Wales is absurdly homophobic lmao what the fuck how is a country the size of New Jersey that much of a hater bruh we out number the shit out of you
#i thought googling ‘how to say gay’ in welsh would be funny but it just made me sad#i knew the uk in general had a problem with trans people but WOW it’s fucked up in wales like. there are 8 of you what are you doing#i feel bad now lmao#wales#my weird welsh hyperfixation has taken me places let me tell you#cymru#homophobia#gay#lgbt#lgbtqia#good omens#bbc staged#michael sheen#i thought he was just ‘oh i’m quiet about my personal life’ but that’s not even true like my man’s probably actually scared#what a fuckass country lmao awesome#uk politics#united kingdom#david tennant#what is it with this tiny ass island taking over the world and being shitty lmao and this is coming from an american#bisexual#<- bisexual gang gang feel bad you fuckin haters lol#yes the whole world is homophobic i know etc but it’s like outrageously bad out there apparently#stay mad that i think nationalism is dumb ‘how dare you ever have an opinion you american’#you’re white you are not going to like where the power + privilege argument inevitably goes
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people keep bringing up eugenics in my evolutionary bio class
#have to give my professor some props because he did go#’well the thing you just said is eugenics. and the world you’re describing sucks’#literally ‘are we less evolved than people in ‘third world countries’ because we don’t deny people care’#valorizing the horrific consequences of colonialism and then not applying any critical thinking to#who would disproportionately be denied care on the basis of so called ‘inferior genes’#genuinely always surprising to me the way people turn their own lack of allergies into a moral good LMAO#if you care so much go breed about it somewhere else#myposts
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knowing that Pedro woke up feeling the same sense of anger as everyone is, is really comforting tbh. I just know that if he ever crossed paths with Donald Trump, he wouldn’t hesitate to punch him in the fucking face 😭
#this is me coping#and you’re telling me I have to go to work still?#fuck donald trump#fuck anyone who voted for him#fuck anyone who voted 3rd party#and fuck anyone who didn’t vote at all#I hope y’all are happy#cause now we get to live a nightmare for the next 4 years#but we all know it’s gonna be longer than that#and I wish I could say that I’m remaining optimistic#but I have no hope anymore#election 2024#we have failed as a country
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not an american? allow me, an american🇺🇸, to explain our very simple and totally not-corrupt recent presidential history
in 2016, after being in office for 8 years, obama and biden passed the presidency to trump. then trump tried to win again, but biden beat trump, so trump then unwillingly passed the presidency back to biden, with harris. then biden really tried to pass the presidency to harris, but trump has now beat harris, so biden and harris will now pass the presidency back to trump.
so basically our leaders are just playing a really dirty and high stakes game of hot potato.
hope this helps!
#hot potato hot potato who has the hot potato#ooh ooh who did it land on???#the mentally unfit orange man in the corner who’s babbling nonsense#i’m so scared for the potato#who’s up next?#harris?#a biden?#a trump?#a kennedy?#perhaps a clinton?#anyone can go really#as long as it’s somehow corrupt#you can literally commit a crime get dementia or even not get a single vote just a pat on the back from the big man and you’re in!!#i love my country and i’m proud to be an american but we deserve better leaders#i can’t believe we have 4 more years of this#does canada have any vacancies?#us politics#united states#us elections#kamala harris#donald trump#joe biden
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This 4th of July I’m stealing the patriotism euphoria that’s usually associated with assholes idolizing the worst attributes of this country because fuck ‘em I live here too and remembering the things this country actually got Right is an important exercise when trying to rally anyone to want to defend it in November SO putting my money where my mouth is I’ll start easy and say I really like National Parks!! It’s rad how many of them there are and how they’re actual set up to preserve some of the most beautiful wild areas in our country while still letting people visit to enjoy and experience nature!! (Less important but I love how they put national parks on the quarters I think that’s real fun)
Feel free to add on if something speaks to ya!
#The hypothesis I’m testing here is that remembering there are good things now and then can combat apathy a little bit#and this is the one day of the year where everyone has a free pass to say nice things about the US so!#some other fun freebies:#public libraries are really cool!! Love visiting them and I should do that way more#bit of a funnier one but I think our interstate highways are really nice#like I’d love trains too but it’s really cool how you can travel the whole country relatively easily like it’s all pretty connected#I love how women have equal rights! We’re backsliding a little right now which is why it’s so important to latch onto this now!#I love how we don’t have a draft- this one might point to some other issues in the country#but at least from a surface level it’s great that military service isn’t mandatory#If you aren’t in the US and still want to play go for it!#today I’m encouraging everyone to pick at least one little positive thing they like#and then down the line if you’re wondering why voting matters at all#maybe remember that little thing y’know#Do it for the national parks and the libraries and gay marriage and stuff#humming-rambles#anyways that’s my social experiment for the day hope y’all get to see some fun fireworks later!
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big month for fans of sports and women
#olympics#ALEXA PLAY WHO RUN THE WORLD GIRLS#ALEXA PLAY SURFING USA#ALEXA PLAY HOLDING OUT FOR A HERO#i am out here cheering and crying for every single athlete from everywhere on the globe like I’m from their home town#they’re all trying so hard I’m so proud of them#I’VE NEVER EVEN BEEN TO YOUR COUNTRY BUT YOU’RE A NATIONAL HERO. TO ME!!!#*ahem* I’m sorry that this has apparently become an official Olympics blog. i just love the Sports.
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hey! ik you have a big following, and you’ve mentioned visiting israel and palestine on school trips— i really think your voice would be valuable in speaking out on the injustices happening in that region. you always speak so eloquently on race/gender issues on your blog and i’m really interested in hearing your take! plus i think your platform is large enough to really make a good stand!
i appreciate that you sent this ask, and i appreciate that you thought of me. i agree with everything you’re saying, and i wanted to respond to this immediately because of that, even if i don’t have much of an answer to share.
i’ve studied the conflict for years and, like you said, was in israel and palestine (as in the territories named as such) six months ago; i was at the gaza border in may. i actually disqualified myself from birthright because i wanted to be able to go on academic dispensation specifically (i couldn’t go to the west bank otherwise). i study sociology and jewish studies in my degree program. i’m jewish, i’m south asian, i come from a family of refugees, i come from a family of jains, i come from a family of, like, californians, i come from a family with just as many intersections as any other. suffice to say, i have a lot, a lot of emotions tied up in the levant.
the thing is, because i’ve studied it for so long, and because i study sociology specifically, i also know that saying something before i’ve processed it well enough is irresponsible. this conflict is wrapped up in linguistics; the wording you use is everything. i’m really aware of that, i’m also really aware that i’m not in a place where i feel comfortable enough to articulate myself properly. for my own safety, for responsibility’s sake, and because i’m aware of how nuanced and linguistically fucked discussing this conflict is, i don’t want to make a large statement on it while i’m not in a place to do so.
what i will say for now is that if you’re viewing this conflict as a soccer game between two teams, you are not viewing this conflict in a humanist way. normal civillians, palestinian, druze, samaritan, jewish, israeli arab, armenian, any normal person who lives in the land, should be the only “team” you’re on the side of. listen to people who are from the land, read sources in arabic, read sources in hebrew, read multiple perspectives in multiple languages for every event you want to understand better. understanding how important history, generational trauma, and narrative are in this conflict is essential to understanding why any of this is happening, and if anyone says there’s a simpler way to do it, there’s not. no one tribe in the land can leave, and no one tribe in the land deserves anything less than peace and self determination. personally, my first thought about war is how much i care about people, not which state i feel like backing.
i may post more on tumblr, i may post more on other platforms, i may choose keep my activism in-person rather than purely online. navigating all of this while also being pretty devastated and horrified is complex, and i ask for understanding.
#if you want something slightly absolute: fuck bibi i hope his balls get cut off and he rots in a hell that doesn’t exist because we’re jews#💚#people are def gonna assume this post is centrist and then decide my own politics for me but. oh well#based on everything you know about me: what do you think my opinion of murder and war and bombs are?#and fascism? and terrorism?#if it seems like i’m ‘not taking a side’ you’re still thinking about this in terms of country v country#i’m thinking about this in terms of ‘oh god i care about every single fucking person here and everyone is being held captive by different#branches of the same evil and that is horrifying to see’#palestine#israel
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everyone on donkey kong island: hello lgbt community
#SORRY I WANTED TO HAVE FUN AND PLAY#this is just how I see them personally and it was for fun so lalalaaa I love when ppl have different hcs 🥹#notes : I honestly can see funky as gay or bi so I’m not rlly sure where I land anymore WHOOPS 😭😭😭#he’s probably nonbinary but he got a job so he ain’t rlly worried abt that#cranky is by but in the you probably didn’t know way I think that’s funny#dk comes out to cranky loke ‘I think I’m bi’ and crankys like okay so? you’re not special what man hasn’t kissed man before 😒’#and dk’s like 😐#( k. rool is just a bitter old gay man bc him and cranky broke up 45 years ago and he never got over it )#I think kalyspo and candy deserve to run in the sunset together godbless#I love my little trans monkeys 🤗#donkey kong#donkey kong country#my edits!#dkc
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