#you’re a gem!!

[incrediblybent]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU 💓💓💓💓💓 i hope you have the most wonderful day :’)

THANK YOU ALEX 🥹💘🫶🏽 off to a good start so far!!

[thehumanwiki]

I’ve noticed whenever anybody talks about one of my currenty hyperfixations (Pokémon Mystery Dungeon), 90% of the time it’s about the first two, so this is a shout out to

~✨*The Other Ones*✨~

My beloveds <3

[ender1821]

gempearl has been so insane in the past two sessions like what the heck. the divorce arc is not even that angsty anymore this is like watching a romcom where the two leads so OBVIOUSLY still want each other but they are just so ?? dumb ??????

gem has way more confidence in pearl's skills to kill and survive than pearl herself ?? pearl calling gem beautiful and awesome ??? "you've got ants on your pants" "yeah, they are called pearl" ???? THEM BOTH COMING BACK WITH A CAMEL ?????

and there's way more crazy things. they are insane for each other. they are never leaving the sunflower field nor the murder camel. they need to kiss each other so bad

p.d; imagine etho and impulse looking at each other awkwardly while gem and pearl are arguing (fighting to not jump from their camels) thinking "why are we even here". this camel shit is too serious i love it

godddd theyre insufferable i want them both dead <3

they never left that sunflower field. it’s always been about the 2v1. its about how in Gem’s eyes Pearl betrayed her in such a dishonourable way but in Pearl’s eyes it’s just the logical choice. they’re actively clinging to the very thing that symbolised their connection in the past season, now with the knowledge of how it will end if they were to try again, Gem now knowing that Pearl won’t choose her— why? why can’t she just give her this one small mercy? if she’s going to kill her anyway why can’t she at least make it honourable? why can’t you do it yourself, Pearl?

but of course. in Pearl’s eyes she can’t just do that. why risk her life here? they’re just in the middle of the season, there’s no need to have an all-out duel, she’s on her yellow life and all that…

and so that just leads to. whatever this mess is!!! yeah no im just spitballing sorry anon i agree this whole arc is so dumb and funny because on one hand you’ve got an actual conflict but on the other you get “you’ve got ants in your pants” “yeah they’re called Pearl”

oh yeah on Pearl’s end it has been made so very obvious that Pearl got Impulse/Tango on the camel just because Gem doesn’t want to. and she’s trying to make her jealous or whatever. poor minecraft men being subjected to yuri divorce

[legally-allowed-to-slime]

gem’s among us pov is out and That Round is actually crazy??? omg. the whole time being sus and then acting like everyone else is crazy for accusing her??? her literally chasing down jimmy and forcing him to say she’s not the impostor (he knows she is) while giggling the ENTIRE time he’s begging for his life. and then when they run into pearl she just segues back into innocent laughter and says she’s “just walking” and “this man is freaking out”. pearl gets suspicious and she pretends pearl’s being ridiculous. and then her following false and false is like “why are you following me” and she’s like “because it’s fun” before immediately killing her. and scar the other impostor shutting the door from beyond the grave and she yells “pearl!” like she’s genuinely scared and accuses impulse of shutting the door so he could kill pearl and the WHOLE TIME jimmy is actually panicking because gem literally told him she was the impostor but no one believes him??? “jimmy you would be dead if you were the impostor because you’re chatting so much” chefs kiss her turning jimmy’s founded accusations into just him talking too much to make him sound crazy. THE JIMMY KILL with her giggling while jimmy and impulse are shifting around each other is TOP tier work. she literally from scratch created the exact environment in which pearl could plausibly believe that it was impulse. grian screaming “she can’t keep getting away with this!” when pearl votes for impulse. top tier manipulator at work. this is life series level stuff. i’m shaking. brilliant. a masterpiece

[sigh-tofm]

i’m nothing if not obedient

if you're on your period...

if you wear glasses...

if you're afraid of the dark...

if you need a weighted blanket…

if you’re their sugar baby…

if you’re a gym rat…

if you’re asexual…

if you’re autistic…

if you have anxiety… (+simon extra)

if you’re a student…

if you still sleep with a stuffed animal…

when they come home drunk…

when the power goes out…

when they’re sick…

the night before they leave for deployment…

141 game wardens??

my own writing is #sigh straight from the heart, reblogged art is #visuals

i take requests if the worms deem it so :)

[rinnysega]

Still processing how 2025 is the year I become a legit published author

AHHHHHHHHH

[va-draws]

Oh my sweet boy~

If something has to remain, let it be your kindness

[toffoliravioli]

🥺🥺🫶🫶

[soulsty]

He makes TikToks with TX2 audios

Phos in this style

[iniquity-fr]

the new jewelry is so good it’s just shame i can’t just buy a whole set at once without having to click on every individual item

[angelsonthesideline]

🩵🩵 Noopface

[babooshkart]

Oh, right. The rituals. The skin touching rituals, the intricate rituals you construct to touch the skin of other men, man-touchin rituals.

Commission for @skeptiquewrites 💕 thank you for joining me in Sports Thighs Appreciation

[fogwitchoftheevermore]

thinking about how even in sausage’s perfect, happiest ending for his character, he still loses gem. thinking about how no matter how good everything else is gem never stays.

[aspiringhorrorauthor]

Who are the ultimate ‘gaslight, gatekeep, girl boss’ power triad in media and why is it the Tribunal from Morrowind?

[thylionheart]

Everyone: you’re so quiet what are you thinking about

Me:

[sunnibits]

you know what I really do understand now why people would always project their stomach issues and eating disorders into izzy hands. the moment I got diagnosed with celiac I was like “yeah izzy has celiac disease now :)”. and guess what he has arfid too. because I said so.