#you ever eat food so good your brain completely shuts off?? yeah andre does that with Any Home Cooked Meal. He rarely gets em bc he can't

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I litterally love your hcs sm, they make me so happy, maybe Andre with a chef S/O, or just general Andre x reader hc!!😁😁

YEAYEAYEAYEAYEA CHEF S/O GOD THATS SO CUTE.

tw : food mentions n associated concepts!! all sfw, just Andre being lovey dovey

THIS IS AS X READER BC <333 REASONS IDK <333

he eats like a trash compactor

GENUINELY HE IS A BOTTOMLESS PIT. He's constantly munching on smth. He's,, Always Moving Always Doing Smth so he needs to eat a bunch, Plus,,, food is great

Cant cook worth shit though. It's all microwave meals </3

HOLY SHIT HE'S POPPIN A RING ON THAT FINGER IF YOU TEACH HIM OUT TO COOK <33333

He's,,, very chaotic in the kitchen so you may have to start from the Very Very Basics, but it's okay <3

Or just,, if you can cook in general. Doing Laundry is soothing for him so like,, <333 wow, perfect match, huh? You cook he cleans?? <333

Surprise him with a Massive Dinner one day?? His eyes light up so much. Oh my god. Fuckin,,, oh my god <33

FOOD ROCKS AND FOOD DOUBLE ROCKS WHEN SMB MAKES IT WITH LOVE <33333 GOD he will just be Dead Silent shoveling food into his mouth bc <333 its so good in comparison to the shit he usually eats

Also just mumbling about how much he loves you between bites.

You may have to remind him to Slow Down bc,,, mf takes the biggest bites. Extremely neat, but Very Very Big. He will swallow the meal whole without even chewing smdnsd. Blink and it's gone.

'it's fine if i choke just bury me in the backyard' a goof but we love him

HE'LL COOK THINGS FOR YOU IF YOU TEACH HIM RECIPES <33 it will Absolutely not be as good as your stuff but like,, he does a pretty good job?

Like,, he'll surprise you by making dinner sometimes <333 if he pulls out childhood recipes?? <3 oh he LOVES loves you.

EEEE <333 IM NOT STRAIGHT. NOT EVEN SLIGHTLY. GOD I LOVE ANDRE. lmk if you had smth else in mind!!