#yes pls torment my favorite emo bat

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[insert incoherent babbling noises here]

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For the Good of the Team

“Oh, lighten up.” Diana huffed, running nimble fingers over the scowling man’s stomach. To her surprise, and joy, Bruce cracked a smile and twitched away from her. 

“Fine, I’ll go to your movie night.” He relented, lopsided smile adorning his face as he turned back to his computer screens.

To say Diana was shocked would be an understatement. Bruce never gave in to any of their requests that he join them in…well, anything.

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“I can not believe you slept through the whole movie.” Diana sounded amused, rather than angry.

“I said I would come to the movie night. I never said I would watch the movie.” Bruce pointed out, the corner of his mouth tilted up into a smirk.

“It’s hardly team-building if one of us misses the entire movie.”

“How is watching Jason Bourne a team building exercise?” Now it was Bruce’s turn to look bemused.

“Well, for starters, you could have learned some defensive techniques.” Diana was the one smirking now, as she crowded into Bruce’s personal space.

“Are you implying that I need help with my hand-to-hand combat?” Bruce laughed, standing up straighter as Diana stood toe-to-toe with him.

“I am implying that you are terrible at defending against the lightest of touches.” Diana’s hands moved faster than Bruce could track, fingers skittering over his flat stomach.

Bruce grunted, instinctively taking a step back and latching onto Diana’s wrists, ignoring the fact the he was only able to catch them because she allowed it.

“See? Terrible.” Diana laughed. 

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