kazia parkerowska aka spider star is an 18 years old polish doomer art student who got bitten by a radioactive spider and then convinced (khe khe forced) into a superhero role by her kooky hippie auntie majka. woohoo. nothing better than to save the world when you don’t give an absolute shit!
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bubble tea vs. tony stark
peter: mr stark i have something for you to try
tony: yeah okay *takes the drink handed to him*
someone: wait i thought he didn’t like to be handed things
tony: hrrrk *tapioca pearls fall out of his mouth*
peter: mr stark! you’re supposed to chew those!
tony: did. did you just try to kill me? that’s it. you’re outta the will.
peter: it’s not my fault you- wait. i was in the will?
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tony, lying down on the therapy couch: is this gonna keep happening? am i going to distrust every food or drink my kid gives me?
sam: *sips his bubble tea loudly*
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Mace: *dragging Kenobi and Vos out of the slam poetry night by their tunic collars and stops Tholme and Jinn from leaving them behind* No, you heard our rules after last week’s incident, they’ve been banned!
Qui-Gon: *ready to argue* What in the galaxy could my sweet baby padawan have done to get kicked out?
Tholme: I must admit, despite Jinn’s willful ignorance, I understand that mine could get banned, but he never mentioned it so I would like to know what he did.
Mace: Obi-Wan wrote a poem about a galaxy wide war that gave seventeen people True Visions and I had a shatterpoint migraine till last night. So for him it’s either me or him in that room and I’m the host so it’s me.
Qui-Gon: *taking a sheepish Obi-Wan into his arms for a pity cuddle cause that poem had led to like four straight days of council sessions and an enslaved Dathomiri child being found in a senator’s house on Naboo* To be fair. Obi-Wan had some good points.
Tholme: I’m scared to ask. What did mine do?
Mace: He didn’t write a poem so he went up to the mic and started licking it. It was the most disgusting noise I ever heard. If he gets near a mic I might have to drop kick him. Safer for him out here.
Tholme: *deep sigh of sadness* Yeah that sounds like something he’d do.
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tbh in a world where so many people are so hostile to bugs it makes me so happy to see people who keep them as pets and provide them with as much safety and care and enrichment and love as all the conventionally cute animal owners out there
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i don't think some people understand that hobie is like... actually an anarchist. and against capitalism and corruption and that it's not just an aesthetic or gimmick 😭
it's not like he clocks in to Rebel & Co every morning and does a funny little "capitalism amirite" in his london accent and goes to bed. it's his character's entire purpose n it's a shame that it's been so watered down
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