#yes i did give Ed my cool cane because i think he would enjoy it

[werewolf-transgenderism]

onward, noble Stede!

[sugar-petals]

BTS Tarot Reading ➝ What Kind Of Porn Do They Watch? (18+)

↳ NOTE - due to several requests, a steamy and detailed one. ☕️ we’re asking the cards about the erotica they fancy in a wider sense. 

warning ⚠️ 18+ // bdsm mentions, worship, kinks left and right. we’re going graphic in all types o’ ways, lads.

♡ DISCLAIMER // tarot is speculative, there is no guarantee for accuracy. believing in the cards is a choice. all portrayals are fictive and for entertainment purposes only.

SPREAD #1:

yoongi

⌈ THE WORLD ⇁ Jesus... Someone’s obsessed with girls in the nude. That card has a stark naked woman wrapped in very little satin on it so you know what our funky little guy is up to. Luscious aesthetic fotos might be just around his corner. Big duh, he’s a photography major. These folks are all about body appreciation. He’s also on a personal vendetta against lingerie 😂 Yoongi won’t get hard looking at even the most HD panty and bra ads. Only the skin in its full splendor will do, no editing. He loves pictures of nipples peaking through shirt fabric, it’s all over his phone. Yoongi likes his gals without underwear 24/7 just like he dislikes underwear himself. If we’re talking porn, the woman on the card is holding two very long rods so may I connect the dots: Threesomes, handjobs, blowbangs, spitroasting. Friction, friction, and more friction. To Yoongi’s brain, handjobs are a great um new version of holding hands. Sex standing up also, keeping it vertical. Yoongi doesn’t care about girth, inches count. Nice and elongated with a perfect plunge, something to hold onto. Yep, he’s pretty deliberate when searching that up. Yes, he loves the look of it. However, and you’ll be surprised: Even if he likes poly porn, it’s still nothing too extreme. This card is more about pleasure than pain. If a guy likes rough and degrading sex, you get swords and wands in his spread. THE WORLD is more about perfected skills and success. So, he likes the more accomplished porn stars. With a preference for curly blondes and redheads, that’s sort of the hair color on the card. Natural B or C cup. Medium height, not too curvy. Oversized booty not needed. In terms of nationality: We have three representative animals on the card. Eagle, lion and bull, plus a light blonde man’s head. So, anything that America/Germany/Albania/Mexico/Namibia (and so on, lot of countries with eagles as their national bird my dude), England, Spain and Scandinavia have to offer. Honey sugar is going international, baby.

hoseok

⌈ QUEEN OF WANDS ⇁ Did I just mention that guys who like rough sex in porn get wand cards in their readings in Yoongi’s segment? Well, there we have our candidate, with a very obvious card since it’s a court figure. Now, the thing is, this is not the guy being rough. The QUEEN OF WANDS is as notoriously femdom as can be. The very fiery and raw and fun version. So, with a degree of lightheartedness, but still being very fit — even buff — and hands-on with the sub. If you get the QUEEN OF SWORDS, that’s the more cool and calculated domme who signs you up for torture and humiliation, and she really looks like a domme. She’s all over the internet because she has the grit. Now wands combined with a tarot queen... it’s more about the stamina and she is approachable. Hobi does not like watching cruel girls, he likes challenging ones. Upbeat porn stars who can take a lot but most importantly dole it out assertively like pros are Hobi’s schtick. He’s unapologetic about that. With him it’s like, please not the local newcomers that turned legal a month ago. The queen cards are all about mature women. Mommy kink, hint hint. The kind of mommy who’s gonna whip out the spreader bar or cane (= wands again) and give a playful type of punishment. See how desert-like that imagery is, Hobi wants to sweat big time when he gets off to this. Now since wands also make for a damn good pole to dance on, go figure. This whole card has me wondering if, well alright, he is a Cardi B hard stan 😅 If Hobi blasts Money to get in the mood, I’d not be surprised. Anyway. Back to pole stuff: If you go through his youtube search history, you will find astounding things. I think he watches the more professional and athletic performers in competition though. High production value is key. Finally, an interesting card detail: There’s a sunflower on it. This is definitely his kind of tarot imagery.

jimin

⌈ KING OF COINS  ⇁ This card always looks like a scene from a medieval movie so you might have an erotic film enthusiast here. The more chaste type of genre, pentacles are very grounded and not hypersexualized. The intimacy is slow and more about security and pleasure. It’s graphic and detailed, but gives you a sense of relaxation. With a bit of romance in the plot, that might absolutely be Jimin’s thing. Castles and wine and nobility. Interesting type of erotica. Historical and classy. As expected of a prince, mind you. He might enjoy books of that genre also. And we know Jimin is an avid reader, right up there with Namjoon. Now, even with more risque and contemporary stuff that he googles up, we have similar dynamics going down on screen. With Hobi we had femdom because it’s a queen card, now with Jimin we get the classic male dom type of porn because that’s how the King usually rolls, unless it’s the KING OF CUPS who’s touchy-feely and subby. Meanwhile, the KING OF COINS is your local sugar daddy. Leaning towards being a soft dom, he’s not aggressive. And Jimin surely has a little crush on that concept. Ye know, if all the other members have female cards and Jimin gets the sugar daddy, we might be dealing with mxm action. Because if this card was a porn star, he’d be a really, really rich producer and a bear who’s done this since the frickin’ 90s. He’s treating his subs very gently and lets them sit on their lap, the imagery is sort of like that because the King is balancing a pentacle on his left thigh. Sex and comfort all in one are life for Jimin. A sexy detail I only noticed at a second glance, the King also has a shortened golden staff with him, which has a rounded tip. If that’s not a butt plug… whenever I see props like that in tarot, I interpret it as a sex toy. So, good vibes in here. And a bunch of aphrodisiacs, the KING OF COINS is a foodie. Which you know, might just be a food porn type of reference. Jimin’s taste in sexy things is quite something else.

jungkook

⌈ THE EMPRESS ⇁ If there’s one thing I like, it’s the Tarot giving me the important archetypes during readings of that kind. The Queens, the Kings, the Major arcana (see Yoongi’s and Jin’s segment). You can really draw a lot of hints out of it. Now with the EMPRESS you have a similar case to Hobi’s, just a lot more softcore. Jungkook has a refined and pretty vast taste in erotica, if not the most refined in Bangtan next to Jimin who likes that kind of dignified touch to it as well as we saw. Jungkook knows his stuff when it comes to searching things up, he is a first class netizen in that regard. In terms of genre: The EMPRESS is your highkey feminist and wholesomeness legend, so — you won’t find any super creepy things in some hidden file on his PC, and things by female producers instead. No slut-shaming or name-calling here, everyone gets their pleasure in their own right. Thanks to online sex ed, Jungkook has a map to the clit and he’s not afraid to use it. He’s the type to watch solo videos ad nauseam. He’s fascinated. Masturbation until it gets all messy with the juices flowing, and you bet he wants to see the girls buzzing themselves off lying on their back. Maybe even outdoors in a field. Cum play is a must, cunnilingus is a must, he loves unprotected sex and creampies, he loves breast massages. And yes. Anything that involves sex with pregnant and chubby women. Similar to Taehyung, it’s all about the focus on the girl, he doesn’t bother much with the guy performers. And given Yoongi’s reading on top of that, we have three members in BTS who are all about worshipping the female body right here, breasts over ass, and he likes blondes, too. The EMPRESS card is like… the entire porn industry who does the MILF and BBW genre is financed by Jeon Jungkook’s website subscriptions. Cue GOT7, with Jungkook it’s girls, girls, girls. The thirst is going strong, and he’s unashamed times ten, sex is sex. 

➝ we also have members who don’t really bother with erotica or have a complicated relationship with it.

SPREAD #2

taehyung

⌈  ACE OF WANDS reversed ⇁ He’s not about beating off until the world ends. Taehyung gets bored by porn or heated literature and doesn’t feel very motivated to search it up. He would rather come up with his own ideas to write but doesn’t have the energy. Sex drive: On hold, even if he tries to look something up it doesn’t feel very fulfilling to him. Most of it fails to turn him on, it’s not his kind of taste. He gets frustrated when he masturbates and would rather rest, dream, and doze. The only thing I can see him watch somewhat frequently — hold your horses — is lesbian porn. I’ll explain. The ACE OF WANDS is pretty much your most glaring handjob symbolism card. A hand gripping a stick. Yoongi’s THE WORLD card has very similar imagery, I mean even two wands and a girl, bisexual explosion much. He would be a big fan of the upright ACE OF WANDS card lmao! But the reversal is like, um no silly guys jerking off in here, pls. Keep your cum to yourself. That means: Zero dicks in Taehyung’s zone, girl-on-girl stuff is his very last resort for quality that he is desperate for but cannot find. And not the stuff where the producers just replace the guys with heavy arsenal sex toys, double-ended dildos, fucking machines, endless strap-on action without any clit stimulation on either side and whatnot. Taehyung is like ugh, cherie, why, give me the juicy stuff, give me the basics. What he wants is just pure scissoring, fingering, oral, little gentle bites, a lot of caresses and kisses. And slow, slow sex. Probably the amateur kind. He hates how brutal and exaggerated most things online are. Tae is looking for softness, a lot of lesbian action is what delivers in that regard so he takes all he gets. And it goes further than that, Taehyung knows the finest yuri recommendations, I’m telling you.

seokjin

⌈  THE STAR reverse ⇁ The opposite of Yoongi: not keeping it very naked in here. The upright card shows a nude woman pouring water from two cups. Hence a strong connection to the card of sexuality, TWO OF CUPS. Everything is very gentle and positive in that scenery. But then, the reversed card rather shows us that Jin doesn’t feel too thrilled watching other people film or write or photograph sex. Like in Tae’s case, he becomes bored, it’s all the same to him. Nothing’s ever new to him in porn. He feels negative and guilty rather than refreshed or entertained. He also doesn’t like a lot of kinks that very literally connect to, well, the pouring water. Squirting, cum play, watersports, sex in the pool or showers, lube overuse, creampies, bukkake, fake cum — Jin is rolling his eyes at that, he thinks it’s a circus. He’s surely given it a try, but ended up feeling worse and even more pent-up or dissatisfied. At best, you will find him on unknown websites looking for the most amateur videos there are. Because: THE STAR quite unequivocally hints at porn stars. If you reverse the card, it becomes someone not very well-known. He roots for the underdog. Accordingly, Jin’s reaction to mainstream videos goes this way: ‚Pipe down, you non-artists!’ 😆 Cause maybe, he does do it better aye, without the awkward angles anyway. He doesn’t want the body cult, like, put that airbrush and silicone out of my face bro. Not because he’s against surgery, but the idea behind sexual extremes and the shady high standards. It’s too polished for him to get turned on. And robotic/staged. Likely because he’s had an IRL sexual experience (gasp!) that set a different ideal to him, so the more glossy porn feels off. Home video has all he needs instead. I think it’s especially because you get so see more body hair there. The woman on the THE STAR card is all sleek, so the reversed card is the opposite, Jin wants that unshaved goodness.

namjoon

⌈ EIGHT OF CUPS ⇁ Now you’d think — and I thought, kinda — we’d get the master of erotica right here. And he’s had one hell of a reputation for that. Think of the ever-infamous Yaman TV interview where BTS were super upfront and revealing about their taste and what they watch privately. With especially Namjoon having the lion’s share. But this card says otherwise if his current state is concerned. The EIGHT OF CUPS shows a man wandering off into the night, leaving eight cups behind him. I think what that means is, he’s moved on. Namjoon’s cravings aren’t as strong as they used to be, nor does he have the time. He knows it won’t fix his loneliness or answer the questions of life. He might be on the search for different things to fulfill him, or ignore much of his hormones in favor for his career. Not that he didn’t dabble in it, he sure did, but that chapter is slowly closing and what’s next he doesn’t really know yet. He thinks about family and being a father, so the smaller and more risque pleasures become less significant. Desire, too. Ye olde soul syndrome is kicking in. The card is also centered around introspection, a quest for self, all these higher topics that aren’t the most grounded and don’t leave much space for being horny. Joon is simply to preoccupied and on the move. He sees porn as a distraction from his real self at this point, and he’s not the type to feel satiated after masturbating to something, similar to Jin and Taehyung. Instead, I think he carries that energy elsewhere, hence the wanderer going from A to B onto a mountain. In short, Namjoon naturally grew out of it by becoming more, well: Namjoon. He’s left a lot behind, he’s choosing self-development over temporary fun, and he will ponder a lot on the topic, the hows and whys and whats more often than not. So, he’s passed the baton to Yoongi and Jungkook if you will, and keeps a low profile as of now. 

tarot mlist | ko-fi

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for anon:

[fatesinthenight]

The Egos and a Baby (part 8)

“You found her a home?” Kathryn asked surprised. “Yes. I was searching all night.” Dark drinks his coffee and lets out a yawn. “Wow that was really thoughtful of you. And it’s you.” Mark saids. “I did it for me. I rather not have a small baby living here and dealing with it.” Dark sighs. “Question though. How did you find a family for her? Did she have one before she was left at the house?” Amy asks. “Hope did not have a home to go back to. She lost her mother at birth and the father had left before she was born. She was in a bad foster home and was taken in by a selfish woman trying to salvage a failed relationship. She was completely alone.” Dark runs his head and looks at the baby. She was sitting on the floor and Ethan and Tyler were playing peek a boo with her. Willford joins them and makes a goofy face every time he appears behind his hands. “Poor sweetheart…” Amy’s heart goes out to Lil Bub. “So her name is Hope? How did you find that out?” Kathryn asks. “It is on the tag of her toy. The mother bought it for her before she was born it seems.” Dark takes another swing and his coffee. “I looked into her mind last night to see if she can be given to anyone and doesn’t seem to have any other family. So I looked up families and did a search on them and found one. Hope what an ironic name.” “When do we give her to her new parents?” Mark asks. “They should be arriving in two hours. So I suggest everyone saids their goodbyes now.” Dark sits up and walks away. “Hey Dark. Thank you. You did a good thing.” Mark calls to Dark. “I didn’t do it for you.” Dark calls back and goes to his room. Mark goes into the main room and tells everyone what Dark did. He tells them that Hope’s new parents are coming soon. “How come Dark can give up a baby and it’s fine but when I do it it’s a big problem?” Ed makes a face. “Did he really do that?” Bim looks up at Mark from his spot on the floor beside Hope. “Yes he did. So I’m sorry guys but Hope has to go be with her new family.” Mark saids softly. “Wait how do we know this is real? What if this is all a lie and just another one of Darks tricks.” Willford saids. “It is not. I just looked at what Dark had searched on his computer. He looked up adopting agencies and looked through the profiles and found this couple in Long Beach. Their profile seems in check.” Googles eyes glow and he does the search in his head. “Then Dark did something good.” Silver tilts his head. “It appears so.” The Host said. “So this really means that she is leaving…” Bim looks at Hope who is crawling on Tyler as he lays down. “It is for the best remember.” The doctor pats Bim’s head. “We can always just say she likes us better. Me being the best dad.” Willford saids hopefully. “Willford knows that this couple wants Hope just as much as you do maybe even more. They must have been waiting for so long to have a child and now they will be graced with Hope.” The Host saids softly. A hint of sadness in his voice. “I know I know… It’s just I love Lil Bub.” Willford looks down. “We all do Will but her new parents are coming and we need to send her off. So let’s get dressed and send her off with a big smile ok.” Amy holds Willford’s hand looking up at him. “Ok lets do it!! There will be no tears today!! I’m looking at you Bim. Now let’s get this show on the road!” Willford saids in his showman voice. After 2 hours a car pulls infront of the house. A couple gets out and walks to the front of the door an knocks. “Hello you must be the Martins. I’m Mark.” Mark answers the door and lets in the couple into the house. “My girlfriend is getting Hope’s things ready. Can I get you anything?” “O no thank you. Wow you have a big house here.” The wife looks around as they walk into the main room. “O well it’s actually not my house.” Mark saids. “O right it’s your brothers house isn’t it? He said he lives here with all of his family right. That must be interesting.” The husband smiles as they all sit down at the couch. “Um yea it is. It got really crowded so I moved out but I had to stay the night on the count of the storm that hit.” Dark had made up the story that all the egos were relatives so if they questioned why they all looked alike there would be an explanation. But making the egos seem like his brothers, Mark sighed. “Are your brothers here? We wanted to thank them for finding Hope.” The wife asks Mark. “O yea my brothers are around they should be here.” Mark Hope’s they would act normal for once in front of this couple. “O why hello there! My name is Willford.” Willford walks into the room. He made his pink mustache look black for the couple. He shakes hands with the couple. “It’s nice to meet you Willford. You brother here was just telling us you will be here.” The wife smiles. “Of course. I’m going to miss Lil Bub. She is quite the character.” Willford laughs. “Lil Bub?” The husband asks. “It’s a nickname he gave her.” Mark saids. “Awwww it sounds cute.” The wife giggles. “See they like it.” Will whispers to Mark. “Hey there. The names Ed.” Ed walks in and leans in a chair. “Yes sir the little lady is a cutie pie.” “O hi there! I’m Bim it’s nice to meet you two.” Bim shakes the couples hands and sits beside Willford. “Good morning. I am Dr.iplier. I gave Hope an examination and these are her medical records as of now. I hope this will be of use for the future.” The docto hands the papers to the husband. “Wow this is great thank you. We didn’t know if she had an exam yet. Thank goodness your a doctor.” The husband saids looking up at the doctor. “Ummm hello. I’m Silver…” Silver walks out. The egos and Mark stare at him because he took off his costume. It was like they forgot he looks like Mark as they looked at him with eyes wide open. “Silver? That’s an interesting name.” The wife saids. “Yea our parents couldn’t think of anymore names hahaha…” Silver saids nervous. He feels naked without his costume but he was doing it for Hope and treated it like it was a mission. “Why hello it is very nice to meet you. I am Google.” Google steps in. He did his best to seem less like a droid trying not to glitch. “Google? The website?” The wife tilts her head. “The very same. It is a nickname if you will.” Google saids. “Hu cool.” The husband chuckles. “And I am Host.” The Host walks in with his cane. The doctor used patches on his eyes for the time being replace for the bandages. They were then covered by a pair of black glasses big enough to to cover the patches. “O do you need help?” The wife stand up and walks to Host. “That is very kind of you. But I will be fine standing here.” The Host smiles. “Alright.” The wife pats Hosts hands on his cane and sits beside her husband. “I hope my brothers have not bothered you. They can be very unusual.” Dark walks in. He was able to make himself look human and not flicker red and blue. “O no your brothers are great. I find their names very cool. You must be Dark.” The husband stand up and shakes Darks hand. “Yes I’m Dark. I’m glad you had a save journey here. I have all the paperwork here. It is done with I handled it myself.” Dark gives the husband a folder. “Thank you so much Dark. This means so much to us.” The husband smiles wide. “My wife and I have been trying to have children but found out we can’t. We have been wanting to adopt for years but nothing happened. I can’t thank you enough…” The wife walks to Dark and hugs him with tears in her eyes. “Thank you so much… It’s everything..” “Your welcome Mrs. Martin. I wanted Hope to go to a good family. She deserves it.” Dark smiles and pats the wife’s back. Amy walks in holding Hope in her arms and Kathryn has the baby bag in hers. The couple sees Hope and they tear up at the sight of her. “Mr. And Mrs. Martian this is Hope.” Amy smiles and bounces Hope. “She is perfect.. Awwww she is so beautiful.” The wife cries. “Here you can hold her.” Amy gives Hope to her new mother. Hope looks up mat the wife curiously. She tilts her head and then smiles. She giggles and lifts her arms up at her. “I love you already.” The wife holds Hope close. The husband comes beside her and holds Hopes head and cries too. Ethan sniffles with Bim and Silver passes them the tissue box he was holding in case of emergency. They all go outside and put Hope’s bag in the trunk and the couple smiles brightly. “I can’t thank you enough for this…” The husband saids and he looks at this wife bouncing Hope happily. “We are just glad she is going to a good home with you.” Bim saids snuffling. “We should be heading home now. Thank you all so much for everything.” The husband saids. “Umm wait my brothers were the ones That were taking care of Hope. You should thank them more. Without them Hope wouldn’t have been able to find you two.” Mark saids looking back at the egos. “We have gifts for Hope if you don’t mind.” Bim saids. “Of course not. That’s so sweet of you all.” The wife saids. Ed goes first. “Well little lady I got you this hat. It suits you well. I also got you a pair of little cowgirl boots. I’m going to to miss ya. Take care now.” Ed sniffles and give Hope a kiss on the head. Silver goes next. “ Hope I know your going to be a good girl so I want you to have this… It’s my Silver action figure and the onesie I got you is in your bag cape included. So you know you can save the world one day. Bye little sidekick.” Silver kisses Hope. Google comes up. “Now Hope I found that babies enjoy those toys that light up so I got you a robot that teaches you the alphabet. May this serve as a learning device for you. May you stay well in the future.” Google kisses Hope and when he backs away he sniffles just a little. The doctor comes in. “Well now since I was your first doctor I will give you this teddy bear doctor in hopes maybe you will want to become one too. I think you have great potential to help others. Stay healthy.” The doctor give his kiss. The Host comes makes his way to Hope. “I want you to have this. This is a book or fairytale so found in my room. I think they will suit you more. May you always have sweet dreams sweet Hope.” The wife brings up Hope to meet Hosts lips to kiss her head. Willford zooms in. “Now I know I speak for everyone when I say I was the fun dad here. So to keep the it going i got you… A top hat and white and red stripped coat!! Just like me!!! To me you will always be my Lil Bub. Good day to you my darling.” Willford kisses Hope repeatedly and she giggles. Bim walks up sadly but happy. “Ok Hope this is your family now. I know we took care of you for a day but I’m going to miss you so much. I’m so happy I found you… And that you came into our lives even for just a moment. We were a family. And I will never forget you… I love you Hope.” Bim tears up and cries a little. He wipes his tears and takes a breath. “So I got you this daisy. It’s so bright and open. It puts a smile on anyone’s face just like you. Be good for me ok?” Bim kisses Hope and she wipes a tear from his face. Just when the couple was about to leave Dark come up. “Wait. I believe you almost forgot something my lady.” He holds out the plush dog. He hands it to the wife and Hope whimpers and holds her arms out for Dark. “She wants you. Want to hold her for a moment before we go?” The wife holds out Hope. Dark hesitantly takes her in his arms. “You are the most interesting one I have ever met. I am very taken by you. I wonder how you will grow. Did this encounter impact you? Will it influence you? Who is to say.. Usually I want to meet someone again if it means I get a deal but for you only if we meet again I hope is for good intentions. I gave you your gift already. Gave you a family. Farewell my dear Hope” Dark kisses Hope’s cheek. Hope cuddles one last time to his chest and whispers “Dadda” “For this moment I will be.” Dark give Hope back to her new mom. They strap her in her baby seat and take off. The Egos wave at the car as it disappears from sight and smile. Mark looks at them and smiles. When Dark walks past him he snickers. “Who knew you were a softy Darkipoo. It’s nice to know.” “Only for that one.” Dark huffs and he leaves into the house. “Well now we have an empty nest… Let’s get another one!!!” Willford saids happily. “Dear god no… Let’s not mess up any other children” Tyler saids. “But we know what to do now!!!” Willford pouts. “Fine then let me look after Chica to help my broken heart. O Chica I got a dog Willford Warfstache outfit with your name on it!!” Chica’s tail wags happily as Willford scoops her in his arms and runs off with her in the house. “Don’t you dare take my dog!!!” Mark storms in after Will. “Well things are normal now.” Ethan saids. “Hey let’s sleep over again!!” “Yea it was fun!” Bim saids and he and Ehtan walk in to house making plans. “Maybe this time we can play more games.” Silver runs into the house and tugs on his mask. “Well then I’m going to grab some grub I’m starving.” Ed walks in the house next. “Me too I’m starving. Hey Google can we stream some Netflix.” Tyler said as he steps into the house. “I can access that.” Goggle goes in with Tyler. “Host want to help me cook? Lols like we have a full house again.” The doctor sighs. “Ooo please!! I love your cooking.” Amy saids happily. “I call first dibs!!” Kathryn races Amy to the house. The Host makes his way in the house and looks out once more. “Yes one big happy family.” The End *hope you enjoyed this story. I will be posting my original story for now but i will be back with another ego story soon. Also I realized I was spelling Kathryn’s name wrong.. Sorry T-T thank you for reading :)