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sameschmidtdiffname · 9 months ago

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Peeta's household in general growing up seemed to be very chaotic and violent, homeboy is all politics and words for a REASON, he has seen the alternative to words. It's also why he knows a frying pan is effective while not fatal compared to the power of the loyal rolling pin

I feel like if Peeta hadn't gotten hijacked by the Capitol before being rescued, he would've ended up physically fighting Gale after hearing about all the bullshit he was on while Katniss was worried over Peeta and was making friends with other people while in 13. Not out of male testosterone "the fuck you say to my woman" type deal, solely because in what world is that okay behavior towards your best friend??

I don't feel like he'd be graceful about it either. Peeta can easily be unhinged when he wants to be. Dude would wait until Gale's 6'4 ass is stalking down the halls one day on the way to class or smth and just konk him the fuck out with a frying pan. He'd confess too. Better yet, self report. Drag Gale's ass to Mrs. Everdeen in medical and be like "I did it." No regrets.

#also. he was one of the best at wrestling matches #i feel like if gale ever returned to district 12 in canon even years after the war peeta would just be like “hey :))”#“didnt you guilt trip my wife into making out with you? :))”#“and then guilt trip her about the guilt trips? :))”#“all while trying to prevent her from having other friends? :))”#“while she was planning her suicide? :))”#“your best friend? the mother of my children? :))))”#yeah. gale is waking up in a skyrim wagon situation #thg #thg peeta #thg series #the hunger games peeta #katniss and peeta #peeta mellark #peeta thg #mockingjay #mj #the hunger games katniss

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