#yeah i wish but thats bot gonna happen

[t0ast-ghost]

S3 EP19 (Requiem For Methuselah) let me guess. Kirk is romancing.

Forthwards:

- beaming down together <3

- uh oh a time limit!

- Spock grabs McCoy’s arm to get him out of the way of the fire

- very drawable right here

- Kirk is not fucking around today

- wow. Just wow.

- A SHAKESPEARE FIRST FOLIO?!? This guy is fucking rich holy shit

- She’s just like me when I watch Star Trek

- I like that she wants to talk to Spock about science :))

- “What is loneliness?” “It is a thirst. It is a flower dying in a desert.” Wow

- “Thank you, Doctor. I will have a brandy.” “Do you think the two of us can handle a drunk Vulcan? Once alcohol hits that green blood—” They’re adorable

- fuck off fuck off fuck off (edit: this is probably about them immediately flirting with Rayna)

- Bottles of colourful liquid. You think one of them is ketchup?

- Does Kirk know how to play pool? Is she showing him for no reason? He seems to know what he’s doing…

- I love that Spock likes playing musical instruments

- His boyfriend is dancing with a woman RIGHT THERE. I wonder what a rewrite of this would be like with canonical queer Kirk in a relationship with Spock and McCoy and why he would choose to dance with her. Cause I think he should be able to just enjoy doing stuff like dancing and holding hands without it being romantic. AND THEN MCCOY WALKS INTO THAT OMG THE DRAMA

- Damn Kirk isn’t interested in Spock’s info dump about Brahms. Tragic.

- and they’re kissing

- The way Kirk just pushed her out of the way-

- YEAH SAVE YOUR BOYFRIEND SPOCK!!!

- Flint kinda wishes that the bot killed Kirk

- Yeah it sucks to be home schooled

- This is becoming like Twilight but without the baseball and vampires

- This is a horrible power imbalance between Flint and Rayna

- And they’re kissing (Nichelle nichols futurama clip where she says "I had to kiss Shatner) (edit: here's the clip at 1:26)

- WHY IS HE SHAKING HER LIKE THAT BRO WHAT THE FUCK

- Kirk’s ass damn why is Flint hiding the Ryetalyn

- “(Spock): Captain, I shall get the Ryetalyn.” “(Kirk): Why you?” “(Spock): There may be dangers within.” “(Kirk): Let’s find out.” “(Spock): Let me go alone captain.” “(McCoy): Why? Get to the point, Spock. If there is one.” “(Kirk): We’ll all go.” Kirk and McCoy ARE NOT about to let they’re boyfriend go into a dangerous area alone

- OMG SHES BALD! (She’s bald and she’s torturing people who have hair)

- “Her only flaw, she is not human.” THATS HER FLAW??? First off Spock is RIGHT THERE. Second I'd say the flaw is that she's being controlled by a awful man

- Wait what? this guy is DA VINCI?!? And still no bitches...

- “She is my handiwork, my property.” EW DISGUSTING KILL HIM

- HE JUST BLOOPED THE ENTERPRISE OUT OF EXISTENCE

- I’m giggling

- “Give me back my ship. Your secret is safe with us.” YOU’RE JUST GONNA LEAVE HER?

- “Because you knew I could bring her emotions alive.” Bleh

- Kirk gets absolutely beat the fuck up

- “No. Do not order me. No one can order me.” YES GET IT! YES

- “She’s human. Down to the last blood cell she’s human. Down to the last thought, hope, aspiration, emotion. She’s human. Her human spirit is free. You have no power of ownership! She’s free to do as she wishes.” Kirk’s so happy for her!

- “No man beats me.” “I don’t want to beat you. This is no test of power. Rayna belongs to herself, and she claims the human right of choice. To be, as she wills. To do as she wills. To think as she wills.”

- Okay but she shouldn’t have to choose between two men. There’s so many more out there in the galaxy

- OH NO DHES SEAD

- “What happened?” “She loved you, captain.” Spock just admitted Kirk’s drop dead gorgeous

- This is giving boyfriend vs. father vibes which I hate. I hate that this is how women are treated. As burdens to be thrown from one man to the next. This is reminding me of A Dolls House by Henrik Ibsen it's a pretty short play and the ending is phenomenal for the time

- Kirk is lonely :(

- “If only I could forget.” Spock spends several seconds staring at Kirk and contemplating until McCoy comes in

“Oh thank heavens, sleeping at last.” McCoy just wants Kirk to get a good nights rest

- yeah

- “You see, I feel sorrier for you I do for him…because you’ll never know the things that love can drive a man to. The ecstasies, the miseries. The broken rules, the desperate chances. The glorious failures, and the glorious victories. All of these things you’ll never know, simply because the word ‘love’ isn’t written into your book. Good night, Spock.” “Good night, Doctor.” WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT AND WHY HAVENT I SEEN AN EDIT TO THAT. Also now I REALLY wanna write a mcspirk fanfic based solely on THAT

- “I do wish he could forget her.” BOTH McCoy and Kirk wished for this and so Spock does something crazy for his loves omg omg I’m gonna throw up wtf

- there’s literally romantic music playing in the background as Spock leans down to mind meld and says “forget”

Well

Masterpost

Episode written by Jerome Bixby

[th3radlad]

Thread Breaker! Vol. 1 Chapter 1.

Hey There! This Is My First Ever Light Novel, Feel Free To Leave Criticisms And Whatnot Down Below~!

Threadbreaker Vol.1 Chapter 1

"You are a child of time..." "Wake up... you must find the threads..." "You must give time its space..."

Sakano abruptly woke up, drenched with cold sweat, but before he could panic, he saw the time, now he was panicking to not get whooped in the ass by his momma. Therefore, Sakano dressed up, brought a packet of pocky, and went to school, the day was average.

The sun dipped below the horizon, casting long shadows over the quiet town of Erenia. The gentle breeze rustled the cherry blossom trees, their petals dancing in the twilight. Sakano Aeona leaned against the rough bark of an ancient tree, his gaze lost in the hues of dusk. At 15, he was an ordinary boy with a chill, laid-back life. or so he thought.

Sakano had always felt a peculiar connection to time—like an unseen thread weaving through the fabric of his existence. As a child, he often daydreamed about moments frozen in time, wishing he could revisit the past and correct his mistakes. When asked about what superpower he wished to have, he'd always reply with 'Duh, Time Stop, Obviously! ZA WARUDO TOKI WO TOMARE!' as if it were the most obvious thing ever. But today, something felt different, as if the air itself crackled with anticipation.

“Hey, Sakano!” called his childhood friend, Miyuki, as she bounded toward him, her long silky brown hair swaying behind her. “You’re daydreaming again! The festival starts soon!”

He smiled, shaking off his reverie. “Yeah, sorry. I was just thinking about... well, nothing important.”

Miyuki nudged him playfully. “You need to stop getting lost in your thoughts! Come on, let’s go before the good food runs out!”

As they made their way through the bustling streets, filled with laughter and colorful stalls, Sakano couldn’t shake the feeling that something monumental was about to unfold. They reached the main square, where bright lanterns illuminated the night.

"Tch... i feel like im in some crappy light novel written by a 15 year old with an AI bot..."

Suddenly, a sharp jolt ran through him. He staggered back, gripping his head as visions blurred into focus—a whirlwind of colors, the sound of distorted whispers, and fleeting images of strange symbols... *threads* even...

“Miyuki!” he gasped, his heart racing. “Did you feel that?”

“What are you talking about?” she replied, concern etching her features. “Are you okay?”

Sakano couldn’t explain it; he felt a deep sense of foreboding, as if a curtain had lifted, revealing an entirely different world.

"S-sorry... i just keep feeling like something's gonna happen, like im in a crappy light novel written by a 15 year old kid who had nothing to do with his free time..."

Miyuki chuckled, a hint of mirth on her face "fufufu~ you're rather specific about that, arent you?" Miyuki then flicked him gently on the forehead, giggling as she does it.

That night, Sakano dreamt of swirling galaxies and twisting dimensions, where threads of light danced like luminous ribbons in the void. He found himself standing in a vast expanse, each thread representing a different force of reality—Time, Space, Matter, Energy, and Perception.

“Who are you?” a voice echoed through the darkness.

Sakano turned to see a tall, imposing figure emerging from the light—a tall, cloaked man with an air of authority. “I am The Guardian of the Threads... thats all you need to know.” he said. “I see that you possess the potential to awaken the Time Thread, but with it comes a new world.”

“Time Thread?” Sakano echoed, confusion clouding his mind. “What does that mean?”

“It means you can manipulate the flow of time, dumbass.” The Guardian explained. “But be warned: misusing this power can lead to dire consequences. Reality is delicate; it must be balanced.”

Before Sakano could respond, the dream shattered like glass, plunging him back into the waking world.

Sakano awoke in a cold sweat, the morning sun streaming through his window. The dream lingered in his mind like a fading echo. Could it have been more than just a dream?

He tried to shake it off, heading to school with a lingering unease. In the crowded hallways of Shirogane High School, he felt out of place. The laughter of his classmates faded into a distant hum as he replayed The Guardian's words in his mind.

During lunch, he and Miyuki found a quiet corner under the cherry blossom trees. “You seem different today,” she remarked, her brow furrowing in concern. “Is everything okay?”

Sakano hesitated, then said, “I had a strange dream last night. It felt so real... like I was part of something bigger.”

“Maybe you’re just stressed about exams, why the fuck did you even pick drama? the people in your class are a nightmare to work with...” she suggested, but he could tell she wasn’t convinced.

Just then, a loud crash echoed through the courtyard, drawing their attention. Students screamed and scattered as a figure emerged from the chaos—a Matter Thread Weaver, a boy clad in dark clothing, his eyes gleaming with malice. He raised his hand, and the ground trembled, warping around him.

Sakano felt his heart race. This was no ordinary fight; this was a battle between threads, and he had unwittingly stepped into the chaos.

“Get back!” Sakano shouted, instinctively pushing Miyuki behind him. The Matter Thread Weaver unleashed a wave of energy, sending debris flying toward the students. Time seemed to slow as Sakano's instincts kicked in.

Sakano panicked, and only then did he realise... the dream was real, the threads were VERY real...

“ZA WARUDO!” he shouted, feeling an overwhelming surge of power as he concentrated. In that instant, time froze around him. He could see the panic in his classmates’ eyes, the moment suspended in chaos.

The Weaver of the Matter Thread simply burst into laughter "PFFT, YOU'RE NOT DIO DUMBASS, YOU DIDN'T STOP TIME!"

As if on cue, everyone moved again, it turns out they only stopped because they heard Sakano scream at the top of his lungs, they all burst into laughter.

"Listen kid, you may think you're a hot shot, but i bet you can't even weave a thread, you should've just shut your trap while you were still a nobody." The Matter Weaver's face contained mirth, and Sakano was left helpless...

...or so the Weaver thought.

Sakano simply took out one of his signature pocky sticks, and held it in his mouth like a cigarette. Upon suckin that shi dry, he noticed his forearm had markings on them, something akin to a magic crest, he rolled up his sleeve tensed his forearm, which caused the crest to glow, just as this happened, the Weaver was lunging at him, yet, the closer he got to Sakano, the slower his movements became, it seems that the magic crest had an effect on him, and this effect was the slowing down of time.

Sakano seized this opportunity and immediately kneed him straight in the groin, and from there unleashed a series of punches and kicks, which left the Weaver on the floor, a wheezing, panting, sweating, bruising, broken mess.

"Damn... you... swine..!" In a last minute attempt to save face, he tried a bold move. The weaver clenched his fist tight, and the building began to shake violently.

"Everyone! Get out of here!" Sakano cried, wishing nothing more than the safety of his fellow classmates. Miyuki panicked, and hugged Sakano tightly in fear.

"S-stay with me..!" She cried out, not wanting to let go of the tight cling of her best friend. Sakano lightly caressed her cheek, rubbing her cheek over and over with his thumb reassuringly. Before turning back to the Weaver, still on the floor.

"Are you crazy!? You'll kill everyone..!" Sakano boldly remarked, pouncing on him.

...But, as he did, the Weaver disintegrated into fine powder, and was swept away by the wind, causing Sakano to fall face-flat on the ground.

"mmrrhh... damn it..." Sakano slowly got up, rubbing his head, which was throbbing in pain from the impact. Miyuki closed the gap between her and him and placed a reassuring hand on his face.

"Quick! Let me go get you an ice pack..!" And with that, she scurried off to the Nurse's office... [CHAPTER 1 FINALE]


[woolydemon]

what are your thoughts on blurr?

I HAVE... MANY OF THEM. This is gonna be a long one (also im assuming ur talking abt tfa blurr)

First impression

I was just scrolling though the TFA tags before finishing my first watch of the show (bc... I'm like that I guess. I am willing to spoil myself stuff just so I can see fanart of them before I finish the show </3) and OF COURSE I saw him.

I immediately was like "OH,, HIS DESIGN IS FUN,," and he was a lil hyped up for me based on how ppl are like "look at this lil cute boy <33!!!!!"

Impression now

He's... not a "lil cute boy <33". But thank goodness he isn't bc I love him for that.

hearing his voice for the first time caught me off guard since ppl were drawing him.. In a certain way that doesn't quite indicate how much of a cringe nerd he actually is. He's just such a weirdo!! And thank god for that!! I wouldn't want him any other way, also I related heavily to his talking habits that's where the roots of kinning happened </3

What's also cool is that he is still kinda badass while still definitely being such a dweeb, like he ran across the galaxy!!! How did he do that??? Fucked up. Also despite being somewhat eccentric, he is definitely one of the most level headed characters on the show and that's just a fun concept to me :]

Favorite moment

probably all 13 minutes he appears in the show?????? (listen. i like him a lot)

like idk even his appearances in Velocity are interesting bc like... What is he thinking while all of this is happening.

is frothing at the mouth with rage at being controlled like a remote control toy car?? Is he freaking out over the fact he almost killed bumblebee?? is he impressed by how bee was able to quickly access situations and respond accordingly to them?? The possibiwittys..

but aside from that i just love seeing blurr being blurr at any moment, I give him full permission to infodump at all times

(also i love seeing him banter with bumblebee, wish we got more of that dynamic but alas </3)

Idea for a story

ooogh... i got some ideas.

I love seeing stories abt him dealing with the cube trauma but sometimes I think about what if he just went over to shockwave in prison and lashes out at him but in the end it just. Doesn't make him feel better and he's like "WOW. THIS SUCKS I NEED THERAPY"

Then there's an AU I've been thinking of where Blurr joins the crew from the start bc Ultra Magnus wanted someone to keep direct tabs on Optimus for him (and also intel didn't want to deal with him anymore so they just willingly sent him away </3) then u explore how he fits into the crew now (bonus points if he actually joins illegal street racing on his own terms this time, and then bee finds out and is like "dude what the fuck". There's reasons for this of course- this didnt come outta nowhere)

Then there's all the blurrbee fics that are in my brain, but the one I find rlly fun and interesting is Blurr gets forced to have a partner bc the cube incident and of course he's like "no!! I want to avoid social interaction bc i have social anxiety problems" but he looks at the list of new elite guard members for him to mentor and he sees. Bumblebee on that list. Apparently Bee's got the chops to be a really good scout, plus his reputation as a member of Team Prime made them willing to accept him into the Elite Guard. So now Bee is mentored by Blurr and is also Blurr's emotional support bot, plus they go on fun adventures and fall in love <3 good for them

Unpopular opinion

as I've said.. blurrs not a "lil cute boy". He's not some pushover!!! he's immensely stubborn and does not let willingly let anything get in his way!! He is also super intolerant of bullshit so he's probably going to shut down any of that before it gets out of hand

also while i do rlly like the idea of longarm and Blurr being friends, I think it's rlly funny if they were bitter workplace rivals and constantly going back and forth being extremely passive aggressive while maintaining professionalism. Like how blurr was sent to earth by longarm before he was able to get his breakthrough on the Flipsides case!! I imagine that conversation being like

Longarm: hello agent Blurr, I know you have been dedicating a lot of time and energy in figuring out who amongst the entertainment guild could possibly be a sleeper agent but I'm afraid I will have to postpone that by sending you in earth to monitor Optimus prime and his crew uwu

blurr: oh. .. thats. Completely fine sir. *Cuts to him later banging his head against the wall*

Favorite relationship

hmm.. I wonder whats my favorite relationship with Blurr in it?????? wat a mystery.. /j

OK Yeah. Its Blurrbee. I'm just so in love with their dynamic in the show and also what ISNT in the show. There's actually this bit in the Allspark Almanac where Blurr talks about how he thinks of Bumblebee as slightly annoying but has his heart in the right place and??? That's so sweet?? Blurr genuinely has a good opinion of Bee from the start and respects him which is. Very different from how a lot of other bots see Bumblebee.

I'm just saying, blurrbee dynamics ARE THERE and they are INTERESTING!!! Please think abt them please think abt them plea

Favorite headcanon

I think Blurr is very defensive of any friends he manages to actually have. Like he cares abt ppl like Wheelie and Dug Base A LOT.

You can call him a weirdo all you want, he doesn't care. But you start making fun of how Wheelie or Dug Base talk?? Ur gonna face his righteous fury!!!!!! He will end ur life and I might not be joking about this

[wheretogofrmhere]

Niall didn't sell out Flicker World Tour. Most artists couldn't sell out amphitheaters. But the tour was definitely not a flop. I like both Niall and Louis and Louis' fans are upset he hasn't had label support. I get that, I wish he'd get more support too. But getting mad at Niall makes no sense. They're under completely different labels and what happens to one has no bearing on the other.

most venues did “sell out”. but depending on the capacity, some did not. thats gonna happen. but i’d still consider it a sell out tour. just like flicker sessions. im sure some of those venues had some tickets left too. no show, for any artist, has 100% tickets sold anyway, like EVER. scalpers (and bots) are bitches and not considered an actual ticket sell, even tho they will “count it” as one. its a loophole. but i digress. lol 

but yeah, like...its not nialls fault that louis isnt backed by a label and im not really sure why they are bagging on niall when hes literally not done or said ANYTHING to warrant it. i mean i guess its like any other bully, they are unhappy and will take their own frustrations out on others to make themselves feel better and well we know niall is the punching bag for all the boys’ fans so....thats where it all ends up. which is beyond unfair to niall. he literally minds his business 100% of the time, yet he still gets shit for stuff that has nothing to do with him. 

[thewadapan]

in the grim darkness of the far future there is only cred

(This is a complete archive of the @Ask_Triton Twitter account created for April Fools’ Day 2020, based on my previous comics “PASS” and “The Beast Within (My Pants)”. A behind-the-scenes commentary is included at the end of the post.)

triton ebooks

— Ask_Triton (@Ask_Triton)

April 1, 2020

autobot code sparknotes

— Ask_Triton (@Ask_Triton)

April 1, 2020

wikihow cred acquisition

— Ask_Triton (@Ask_Triton)

April 1, 2020

toyhax insignia stickerfixer

— Ask_Triton (@Ask_Triton)

April 1, 2020

wait *hit i thought this was google

— Ask_Triton (@Ask_Triton)

April 1, 2020

hi. my names triton. and the great war was the best thing to ever happen to me

— Ask_Triton (@Ask_Triton)

April 1, 2020

rodimus finally convinced springer to let me join the rockers. rock and roll

— Ask_Triton (@Ask_Triton)

April 1, 2020

springer is giving each of us a special nickname. were supposed to call him springax 219.31 alpha. apparently im now tritus 717.25 beta. wonder what he meant by that

— Ask_Triton (@Ask_Triton)

April 1, 2020

shut the *uck up road buster

— Ask_Triton (@Ask_Triton)

April 1, 2020

roadbuster be quiet challenge

— Ask_Triton (@Ask_Triton)

April 1, 2020

triton can have little a cred. as a treat

— Ask_Triton (@Ask_Triton)

April 1, 2020

hey whirl do you wanna play im a spy? wait *hit

— Ask_Triton (@Ask_Triton)

April 1, 2020

if anyone ever finds out im a decepticon im gonna get *ucking shot. thats cancel culture baby

— Ask_Triton (@Ask_Triton)

April 1, 2020

no cred? no thanks

— Ask_Triton (@Ask_Triton)

April 1, 2020

boy am i glad impactor ate *hit and died. that guy was not *ucking around

— Ask_Triton (@Ask_Triton)

April 1, 2020

YEAH uh huh YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS green and yellow green and yellow green and yellow green and yellow

— Ask_Triton (@Ask_Triton)

April 1, 2020

no whirl this is not a poncho you *ucking cyclops

— Ask_Triton (@Ask_Triton)

April 1, 2020

starting to think the special rockers assignment springer gave me and whirl was just a clever ruse to get rid of us. like theres no way all of the empties we just shot were decepticon moles

— Ask_Triton (@Ask_Triton)

April 1, 2020

when you triton your best but you don't succeed

— Ask_Triton (@Ask_Triton)

April 1, 2020

whirl no offense but theres absolutely no way im hitching a ride with you back to autobase. no its not because my arms are too weak to hang onto your landing skids for that long. no see this is your problem youre just *ucking annoying end of story

— Ask_Triton (@Ask_Triton)

April 1, 2020

got that sinking feeling again lads. wait no i just forgot to transform before jumping into the sea

— Ask_Triton (@Ask_Triton)

April 1, 2020

sky of blue im a green / and a yellow submarine

— Ask_Triton (@Ask_Triton)

April 1, 2020

10,000 hics under the sea

— Ask_Triton (@Ask_Triton)

April 1, 2020

sometimes underwater. always undercover

— Ask_Triton (@Ask_Triton)

April 1, 2020

yeah springer can drive and he can fly but he sure can't bob around the sewers like a piece of *hit can he

— Ask_Triton (@Ask_Triton)

April 1, 2020

felt cred might delete later picture cred: @ikkadkarf pic.twitter.com/cQKer3asaW

— Ask_Triton (@Ask_Triton)

April 2, 2020

ultra magnus just held a door open for me. his magnusnimity knows no bounds

— Ask_Triton (@Ask_Triton)

April 3, 2020

if you think you know where im going with this tweet your wrong but what you were thinking of is probably more good

— Ask_Triton (@Ask_Triton)

April 3, 2020

3000 kilograms? yeah thats me. triton

— Ask_Triton (@Ask_Triton)

April 3, 2020

you wear a mouthplate just to hide your face and you wear it because you think your cooler than me

— Ask_Triton (@Ask_Triton)

April 3, 2020

met scattorshot in the hallway. he was like "i never heard of an autobot who was a submarine" and i said "im not" and he said "what" and i said "a submarine". clutch save

— Ask_Triton (@Ask_Triton)

April 3, 2020

springer just got back from patrol and says hes finally killed all the decepticons. good thing he doesnt remember that time we got absolutely spannered at maccadams and i got up on a table and start shouting im a decepticon

— Ask_Triton (@Ask_Triton)

April 3, 2020

yeah weve all heard of the last autobot but what about the last decepticon. just something to think about

— Ask_Triton (@Ask_Triton)

April 3, 2020

actually this reminds me of a funny story about how the word spannered came about. it all started when straxus decided he wanted to cross this body of water. i said id carry him but he just gave me this weird look and said he had a better idea

— Ask_Triton (@Ask_Triton)

April 3, 2020

thinking of getting a massive flame painted on my chest. just kidding who do you think i am clodimus prime

— Ask_Triton (@Ask_Triton)

April 3, 2020

not MY prime

— Ask_Triton (@Ask_Triton)

April 3, 2020

stop talking about me behind my back. im not talking to anyone in particular. dreadwind

— Ask_Triton (@Ask_Triton)

April 4, 2020

yeah im going through a bit of a phase right now. phase six

— Ask_Triton (@Ask_Triton)

April 4, 2020

its hard being a double agent. its hard and nobody understands

— Ask_Triton (@Ask_Triton)

April 4, 2020

sometimes i wish i was a car robot

— Ask_Triton (@Ask_Triton)

April 4, 2020

just got tackled by sandstorm. had to scream at him to get him to move his rotor away from my throat. thought it was a funny hat not a deadly weapon. most terrifying experience of my life aside from when computron stepped on me

— Ask_Triton (@Ask_Triton)

April 4, 2020

im horny

— Ask_Triton (@Ask_Triton)

April 4, 2020

bots with no rights: horny people and decepticons. lucky for me two no rights makes a right

— Ask_Triton (@Ask_Triton)

April 4, 2020

i have discovered the secret of combiner technology. step one. stand up straight with your shoulders back

— Ask_Triton (@Ask_Triton)

April 4, 2020

why wont afterburner combine with me

— Ask_Triton (@Ask_Triton)

April 4, 2020

springer is *ucking ugly. who even paints themselves green and yellow. piss off

— Ask_Triton (@Ask_Triton)

April 5, 2020

im like dropping hints that im a double agent

— Ask_Triton (@Ask_Triton)

April 5, 2020

TR-8N

— Ask_Triton (@Ask_Triton)

April 5, 2020

inside you there are two faction symbols. one is an autobot the other is a decepticon. you are triton

— Ask_Triton (@Ask_Triton)

April 5, 2020

not faction-swapper! dont like that term. freelance double agent. for certain social remuneration of course

— Ask_Triton (@Ask_Triton)

April 5, 2020

hnng megatron im trying to sneak around but the clank of my *ss cheeks keeps alerting springer

— Ask_Triton (@Ask_Triton)

April 5, 2020

you think cred is your ally? i was born in cred. molded by it

— Ask_Triton (@Ask_Triton)

April 5, 2020

springer put me in the inhibitor harness again

— Ask_Triton (@Ask_Triton)

April 5, 2020

sick of being a loser nobody. wish my life could have an issue 0 where i was actually the man of iron all along

— Ask_Triton (@Ask_Triton)

April 5, 2020

it isnt easy being green

— Ask_Triton (@Ask_Triton)

April 5, 2020

this planet isnt relevant to my interests anymore

— Ask_Triton (@Ask_Triton)

April 5, 2020

better dead than no cred

— Ask_Triton (@Ask_Triton)

April 5, 2020

just called roadbuster an idiot. back on top

— Ask_Triton (@Ask_Triton)

April 5, 2020

im springers oldest enemy but he hates roadbuster more

— Ask_Triton (@Ask_Triton)

April 5, 2020

Yo waspinator, is everything allrignt??

— Ask_Triton (@Ask_Triton)

April 5, 2020

its like people dont even remember my name

— Ask_Triton (@Ask_Triton)

April 5, 2020

sometimes its hard to reconcile the continuity error of my life with the established canon of me being a huge *ucking ledge

— Ask_Triton (@Ask_Triton)

April 5, 2020

im the first in a new generation of transformers. introducing the credacons

— Ask_Triton (@Ask_Triton)

April 6, 2020

tritons in disguise

— Ask_Triton (@Ask_Triton)

April 6, 2020

more ton meets the tri

— Ask_Triton (@Ask_Triton)

April 6, 2020

if i hit broadside on the back of the neck hard enough either hell turn back into a boat or just *ucking die. either way i win

— Ask_Triton (@Ask_Triton)

April 6, 2020

join the TCC today. Triton's Cred Club

— Ask_Triton (@Ask_Triton)

April 6, 2020

got cred?

— Ask_Triton (@Ask_Triton)

April 6, 2020

just found out about the beast. damn that *hit sucks

— Ask_Triton (@Ask_Triton)

April 6, 2020

if i was there with the beast i wouldve stopped it. rip to megatron but im different

— Ask_Triton (@Ask_Triton)

April 6, 2020

lol i remember telling megatron i wouldnt go native but look at me now not a single capital letter in sight

— Ask_Triton (@Ask_Triton)

April 6, 2020

pictured: me and the other great decepticon leaders beat the *hit out of rodimus prime pic.twitter.com/6ShZrPgV8l

— Ask_Triton (@Ask_Triton)

April 6, 2020

for *ucks sake lightspeed stop trying to correct my grammar you mechanical throwback. i know how to use *ucking apostrophe's

— Ask_Triton (@Ask_Triton)

April 7, 2020

mucho cred

— Ask_Triton (@Ask_Triton)

April 7, 2020

mucho mucho man

— Ask_Triton (@Ask_Triton)

April 7, 2020

nosecone keeps asking me to follow his account. at drill or something. what a plonker

— Ask_Triton (@Ask_Triton)

April 7, 2020

desperately trying to think of a funny joke to make ultra magnus and the rest of the gang laugh

— Ask_Triton (@Ask_Triton)

April 7, 2020

Leader Class Triton With Triton Master Triton

— Ask_Triton (@Ask_Triton)

April 7, 2020

excuse me roadbuster who said youre allowed to laugh at my jokes

— Ask_Triton (@Ask_Triton)

April 7, 2020

hate how i always have to be triton. sometimes i want to be tritoff

— Ask_Triton (@Ask_Triton)

April 7, 2020

topspin and twin twist should legally change their names to blue and white. wait *hit theyre both blue and white *uck *hit i didnt think this through

— Ask_Triton (@Ask_Triton)

April 7, 2020

richard starkings stop sending me to voicemail

— Ask_Triton (@Ask_Triton)

April 7, 2020

i am triton. the last living decepticon and incognito espionage specialist amongst the autobots. ask me anything

— Ask_Triton (@Ask_Triton)

April 8, 2020

Anything?

— Ask_Triton (@Ask_Triton)

April 8, 2020

pass

— Ask_Triton (@Ask_Triton)

April 8, 2020

hey nosecone ive got a favour to ask. so ive been thinking of getting an upgrade lately. basically what i want is to be able to fly away from this place by means of large quantities of gas expelled at high velocity from my rear. now allow me to explain how you fit into all this https://t.co/Mt9ELmLNLU

— Ask_Triton (@Ask_Triton)

April 8, 2020

we get it. you strafe

— Ask_Triton (@Ask_Triton)

April 8, 2020

had the nightmare again. the one where springer figures out im a decepticon. i try to use the waterways as an escape route but when i get there broadsides fat *ss is blocking the estuary pic.twitter.com/XMZbkZsYs0

— Ask_Triton (@Ask_Triton)

April 9, 2020

squad goals pic.twitter.com/PkI92HCHCn

— Ask_Triton (@Ask_Triton)

April 9, 2020

in my dreams im always fighting my new friends. everyones super ripped. oh and impactor is there for no reason pic.twitter.com/Uzl9asiZCY

— Ask_Triton (@Ask_Triton)

April 9, 2020

when im staring down the barrel of the gun im *hitting myself and i always thought that was stupid because if you die in the dream then you dont die in real life you just wake up. but now im wondering if thats what im afraid of. having to go back to pretending pic.twitter.com/fEZbfu81nf

— Ask_Triton (@Ask_Triton)

April 9, 2020

primus forgive me but its time to go back to the old me pic.twitter.com/hh1vXZO5WS

— Ask_Triton (@Ask_Triton)

April 9, 2020

Triton: A Transformers Story

— Ask_Triton (@Ask_Triton)

April 10, 2020

few can remember how the war started. fewer still can now make the distinction between good and evil. but everyone will remember this particular day. because this is the day the war ended

— Ask_Triton (@Ask_Triton)

April 10, 2020

are you tired of being nice. dont you just want to go *hit

— Ask_Triton (@Ask_Triton)

April 10, 2020

all I wanna do is BANG BANG BANG BANG and a *transformation noises* and BRAAAAP

— Ask_Triton (@Ask_Triton)

April 10, 2020

first you fard. then you *hid. then

— Ask_Triton (@Ask_Triton)

April 10, 2020

cybertronian vandal

— Ask_Triton (@Ask_Triton)

April 10, 2020

uh oh! stinky!

— Ask_Triton (@Ask_Triton)

April 10, 2020

just saw blurr speedwalking to rodimus primes office at mach 2

— Ask_Triton (@Ask_Triton)

April 10, 2020

you are about to enter the courtroom of judge rodimus prime. the bots are real. the cases are real. the rulings are final. this is judge roddy

— Ask_Triton (@Ask_Triton)

April 10, 2020

Autobot Leader Gives Road Buster 11,453 Stern Looks

— Ask_Triton (@Ask_Triton)

April 10, 2020

first one to talk gets to stay on my planet

— Ask_Triton (@Ask_Triton)

April 10, 2020

getting flashbacks to that time unicron attacked. he picked me up between his fingers and vored me. i barely escaped with my cred

— Ask_Triton (@Ask_Triton)

April 10, 2020

not on your life. its a fake. total fiction. it didnt happen. not fact. im innocent

— Ask_Triton (@Ask_Triton)

April 10, 2020

it could be you. it could be me. it could eVEN BE

— Ask_Triton (@Ask_Triton)

April 10, 2020

GHAA!

— Ask_Triton (@Ask_Triton)

April 10, 2020

my Rash Action has led to a Fatal Consequence

— Ask_Triton (@Ask_Triton)

April 10, 2020

i used to think that my life was a tragic. but now i realise. its a comic

— Ask_Triton (@Ask_Triton)

April 10, 2020

now i understand. he who smelt it dealt it. i have been a smelting fool

— Ask_Triton (@Ask_Triton)

April 10, 2020

ultra magnus i dont feel so good

— Ask_Triton (@Ask_Triton)

April 10, 2020

dont reveal the shield. i said dont

— Ask_Triton (@Ask_Triton)

April 10, 2020

the decepticon high command on cybertron have judged this account to be anti-decepticon and the firecons have been despatched to Earth to incinerate all copies. in order to thwart the firecons make sure you fill out your credit card details below

— Ask_Triton (@Ask_Triton)

April 10, 2020

Notes

The Ask Triton tagline, “in the grim darkness of the far future there is only cred”, is the tagline of Warhammer 40,000 except it replaces the word “war” with “cred”.

I’ve got no idea when I started working on this project, except that it was many months ago. I opened a note on my phone and wrote the words “triton ebooks”, and thereafter whenever I thought of a Funny Joke™ I’d crack that bad boy open and slap it in there. I wasn’t entirely sure when or how I’d ever release the material; I could copy my direct inspiration for the account, @prowl_ebooks (and its own ancestor, @Horse_ebooks), by making a bot that’d periodically post a random tweet, but felt like there was some degree of serialisation in what I was writing. Despite the content of its tweets frequently being utterly absurd, and completely at odds with its source material, the genius of prowl_ebooks is that it manages to paint a picture that somehow feels like an accurate reflection of IDW Prowl’s canon self. Seriously, I’ve seen many of the tweets this bot pumps out countless times, and they still crack me up. I knew I wouldn’t be able to live up to that, but I had other tricks up my sleeves.

The Autobot Code originated in Simon Furman’s comics for Marvel UK and featured more prominently in James Roberts’ stories for IDW Publishing, where it was presented as a laborious tome of rules. SparkNotes, meanwhile, is a well-known site hosting CliffsNotes-like study guides used by students primarily to avoid having to read assigned literature in full.

wikiHow is an infamous encyclopedia devoted to tutorials, which often feature illustrations using a distinct style and deliver questionable advice.

Toyhax is the company that produces “Reprolabels”, effectively stickers for Transformers figures designed to replace vintage labels or to enhance newer figures (though I personally find the results to be pretty questionable). At one point they sold a product called a “Stickerfixer”, which I think was basically just a pen of glue? Anyway, Triton presumably wants one to (re)apply his fake Autobot insignia.

Google is a popular search engine for the world wide web. Its inclusion on the account was last-minute, and I was uncertain that Triton would actually have any understanding of what Google was, but figured if he was already using Twitter I could stand to show exactly how far I was planning to stretch disbelief from the outset, and that it’d work to explicitly tie together the intent behind the opening salvo of tweets.

Though I couldn’t be bothered tracking down an exact quote, “hi. my names triton. and the great war was the best thing to ever happen to me” was a reference to narration from Netflix’s Daybreak zombie-apocalypse series. I wrote a single paragraph about that series, specifically focused on that line, in an article which probably requires far more context than I’m able to give here. Of course, the general phrasing there is a common enough trope that this probably serves as a reference to any number of things. The halting style of dialogue used in Ask Triton, where full stops are the only form of punctuation, was a product of necessity, but it’s significantly at odds with the run-on-sentences used in the original comic. By my count, this is the fourth piece of media set in the “PASS” universe, but there’s no singular consistent presentation of that canon; every time I’ve revisited it, I’ve extrapolated and reinterpreted aspects of what has come before in ways which simply don’t match the original intent of the work. It’s kinda like the Star Wars expanded universe, where throwaway beats of the source material spin out into entire stories, ones that obviously don’t match the intent of what those beats were implying in the first place.

The Wreckers’ catchphrase is “wreck and rule”. I can’t find the exact tweet, but somebody recently realised that it’s supposed to be a play on “rock and roll”, which blew the minds of me and a whole bunch of other people. Hence, “the rockers”.

Ask Vector Prime explored the concept of “universal streams”, categorised by the multiverse-observing TransTechs using arcane identifiers. Springer’s nicknames are plays on these, substituting “Primax” for “Springax” and “Malgus”/”Iocus” for “Tritus” and encoding the dates 25/07/2017 (the original release date for “PASS” on Summer Meme Sundae) and 31/02/2019 (the date of its rerelease here) as 717.25 and 219.31. Springer uses the last part of the identifier, a Greek letter, to label himself as an “alpha” and Triton as a “beta”.

I’m not sure where it originated, but “x be quiet challenge” is a phrase which people sometimes use on Twitter when they effectively want someone to stop posting for once. I think I was probably introduced to the phrase when someone addressed it to Makin, then-owner of the Homestuck Discord server? Suffice to say, that probably informed its usage against Roadbuster.

“Cats Can Have Little a Salami [...] as a treat” was a Google preview of the article “Can My Cat Eat Salami?”, which became a snowclone on Discord and Twitter.

“I spy” is a famous guessing game where someone picks an object they can see and answers yes/no questions about it until another person is able to identify it. I have not played this game in a very long time.

“Cancel Culture” is a phrase used unironically mostly by assholes, in reference to the practice of “cancelling” problematic individuals in the court of public opinion on social media. I wish somebody had cancelled Triton.

For the life of me I cannot discern what “no cred? no thanks” is a specific reference to - there are probably many words you can substitute “cred” for in order to obtain an existing joke.

The phrase “eat shit and die” is one I enjoy using way too much, mostly in contexts where it’s absolutely unwarranted. What’s that? Someone said hi to me in the street and I didn’t say hi back in time? Well, guess I’ll eat shit and die then.

“YEAH uh huh YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS green and yellow green and yellow green and yellow green and yellow” is just Wiz Khalifa’s “Black And Yellow” only with green instead of black. Somehow I mostly associate this song with its usage in The Lego Batman Movie.

A poncho is a loose bit of fabric worn over the torso. Speaking of Lego, I was probably thinking of the poncho worn by this Mariachi minifigure, which resembles the triangular shape of Triton’s armour more closely than an actual real-world poncho. A cyclops is a one-eyed giant from Greek myth. Look, I know I don’t need to tell you all these things, but I wanted to really drive home just how pointless this venture is.

The “special rockers assignment” was a last-minute addition to the account; the tweets were posted in a completely different order to the one I’d written them in, with many thematically-related tweets collected into threads, and I needed a way to tie together several of the early ones into a clear narrative throughline. The Empties are fuel-starved unaligned Cybertronians from the Marvel comics. I considered having Springer’s ruse claim that they were all Robosmashed, but figured the cartoon reference was kind of at odds with the canon’s source material, and that it’s somehow funnier if Triton legitimately believes all of these robots are incognito like he is for just long enough to murder them all.

I think the goof of Triton substituting his name for vaguely-similar-sounding words references a habit developed by Chang in Community. “When you try your best but you don’t succeed” is the much-memed opening line to Coldplay’s “Fix You”. When I went to get that link, I realised that I do actually quite unironically like that song. Could it be wooorse...

Again, I wanted to make explicit that Triton was returning to Autobase, where the rest of the story would unfold, so Triton refuses Whirl’s help and uses his submarine mode to return home.

Triton’s alt-mode was suggested to be a submarine by Dreadwind in the letters’ pages of the Marvel UK comic. Triton reacts to this piece of Word of God in a later tweet.

“sky of blue im a green / and a yellow submarine” is a rewrite of the lyric “sky of blue sea of green / in our yellow submarine”, from The Beatles’ famous song “Yellow Submarine”.

I substituted the Cybertronian unit of length “hics” (roughly kilometers) into the title of Jules Vernes’ story 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea, which I only now realise took place 20,000 leagues under the sea, and not 10,000. Perhaps if it wasn’t for my crippling fear of sea monsters, I would be better acquainted with this story. Wait, shit, I told myself I was going to break my crippling tendency to mention my crippling fear of sea monsters!

A common simile used in Homestuck is “like a piece of shit”, hence its inclusion.

The profile picture of the account was cropped from a piece of artwork drawn by my friend Ikkad, who also created the artwork that inspired/was-inspired-by my short story Dendrochronology. He posted it in the TFWiki Discord server on 07/03/2020, and it immediately galvanised me to prepare to launch Ask Triton, but the subsequent mass outbreak of Coronavirus led me to decide to delay the launch until April Fools’ Day. I coloured Ikkad’s lineart using colours taken directly from the scans of the comic, which didn’t result in a perfect match to how it looks in print but is close enough. At Ikkad’s suggestion, I replaced my first attempt using flat shading with a softer paint-like style that better matched the tone of the original comic. For the profile picture, I flipped the image so Triton faces the text of the tweets; I used a version with a blue background (flipped again to accommodate a status indicator) on Discord as a way of promoting the account. I’ve yet to decide whether I want to keep it on a more permanent basis. “felt cute might delete later” (the exact wording varies but I like this one best) is a snowclone usually posted alongside terrible selfies, or alongside bad pictures of fictional characters. Naturally, the tweet including the full artwork wasn’t planned in advance.

Substituting Ultra Magnus’ name into “magnanimity” is another terrible Chang-esque name pun. Ultra Magnus’ old AtoZ profile describes him using the phrase “top-notch geezer”, which was prominently used in a sketch show made by a friend of mine.

The line “if you think you know where im going with this tweet your wrong but what you were thinking of is probably more good” is a rewrite of the final narration box from “PASS”, which reads “believe me if you think you know where im going with this your wrong but what you were thinking of is probably better”. The joke is that you expect the tweet to end with “better”, and not “more good”, except I’m sure literally nobody who saw it remembered the narration box, because why would they? See, the thing about Ask Triton - arguably the crux of the whole thing - is that it exists in a fictional world where "PASS” and its related materials form the whole basis of an entire fandom, one which presumably documents its deep lore in the same exacting detail as we do, and for which the account’s jokes are actually funny.

A “ton” is a unit of weight which varies somewhat but can be basically used as a shorthand for 1,000 kilograms. Hence a “triton” is 3,000 kg. I am very smort.

“you wear a mouthplate just to hide your face and you wear it because you think your cooler than me“ is a minor rewrite of the lines “You got designer shades / Just to hide your face / And you wear them around like you're cooler than me” from Mike Posner’s “Cooler Than Me”. As you can tell, I mixed up the words slightly, moving “wear” forward and using bits of the line “And it's probably 'cause you think you're cooler than me.” from later in the verse. On the one hand, this goes to show that I should’ve done more research (indeed, there were a fair few other misquote flubs like this which I did correct in time for publication), but at the same time for crying out loud why is this paragraph not over yet.

Triton’s implied to be afraid of Scattorshot, whose AtoZ profile described him as the kind of person that says hi by sneaking up behind you and putting you in a headlock - if you’re thinking that’s a little specific, yes, I have had not one, but two friends like this. The word “clutch” is used by Gamers when they pull off something precise; a “clutch save” is usually a difficult last-second move made to win a game.

Maccadam’s Old Oil House, or just Maccadam’s, is the name of a bar on Cybertron which first appeared in Furman’s “Target: 2006″ Marvel UK comic storyline, which introduced the Wreckers. It’s risen to prominence in the 2000s, appearing in multiple stories, with Maccadam himself recently being explicitly revealed to be one of the legendary “thirteen original Transformers”. The tweet which mentions it was sort of a spur-of-the-moment thing I wrote to better set up the one which follows it in the thread.

“The Last Autobot” is another some-time member of the Thirteen, introduced by Furman towards the back end of his Marvel run. The phrase “the last Decepticon” crops up multiple times in the original text of “Peace”. The phrase “just something to think about” comes from SCP-2293, which I know entirely due to the fact that my friend jenny in the TFWiki Discord quotes it incessantly. She was the one who asked me to make this commentary, which absolves me of responsibility entirely, because I totally wasn’t already planning on writing it. The form of this very commentary is inspired by her annotations for Ask Vector Prime and TFWiki’s notes sections, which I think plays nicely into the idea of an alternate universe where “PASS” is an official piece of source material and Ask Triton is funny. I also like being able to mix these kinds of thematic tangents into banal observations about bad memes with wild abandon.

Again on a whim, I chose to make explicit the inspiration behind my use of the word “spannered”, an oblique reference to the US comic “The Bridge to Nowhere!”, which revealed that Decepticon Lord High Governor Straxus’ new space bridge was in fact constructed using the still-living body of the unaligned scientist Spanner. This was probably the closest the account ever got to genuine stream-of-consciousness.

Rodimus Prime expresses some level of indecision over his paint job in PASS, which Triton mocks by pretending he’s considering getting a flame painted on his chest. There’s a line in Rodimus Prime’s AtoZ profile which is interesting in light of what we learn in “The Beast Within (My Pants)”, where he’s described as “the oldest AUTOBOT”. I guess he’s the oldest in terms of age, but Optimus Prime’s the real leader? Weird.

#NotMyPresident was a hashtag that got circulated on social media following the 2016 election of Donald Trump. Wow, I regret this sentence. Wow, I regret this project.

Speaking of problematic jokes, the line “yeah im going through a bit of a phase right now” refers to “It’s not a phase mom”, a phrase used to mock kids making life choices perceived as questionable. It’s combined with a reference to Furman’s six-phase “infiltration protocol” from his IDW comics; Phase Six sees the complete annihilation of whatever planet the Decepticons are sneaking around on.

“its hard / being a kid and growwing up / its hard and nobody understands” is a line from Homestuck spoken by Eridan to Kanaya, which gets called back to multiple times later in the comic. This is another case of me misremembering a quote, as I forgot the “and growing up” part. I previously namedropped Eridan in the commentary for “The Beast Within (My Pants)” as the inspiration for my version of Skids, but I think it’s safe to say that he informed my versions of Triton and Grimlock to some subconscious extent.

Car Robots was the Japanese name for the 2001 series Robots in Disguise. The phrase “car robots” itself was used in the opening narration for “PASS”, hence its inclusion.

Triton describes Sandstorm’s propeller as a “funny hat”, in reference to propeller hats. Sandstorm’s characterisation in his AtoZ bio was a play on his The Punisher-like murder spree in IDW’s comics. The incident Triton recalls about getting stepped on by Computron is phrased in reference to this I-guess-meme (the lines between sincerity and insincerity increasingly blurrr) where people say they want their crush to “step on” them. The crude mapping between combiners and relationships began in “The Beast Within (My Pants)”, which slotted surprisingly well into the “restraining order” gag from Computeron’s AtoZ bio (written to make up the numbers for a neat grid of sixteen), and I flipflop between thinking it’s the funniest shit or just thinking it’s legitimately fucking awful, but canon is canon.

Sadly, this theme doesn’t stop there. “im horny” is a terrible innuendo referring to Triton’s horned helmet.

Triton tortures the “two wrongs make a right” fallacy by mixing it with the common refrain “horny people have no rights” (which perhaps originated in this tweet but for fuck’s sake I’m not wasting any more time looking this up).

This continues when Triton claims to have “discovered the secret of combiner technology”, which is a phrase that seems to crop up in various places in 21st-century Transformers comics. It turns out that Triton’s solution is the first of Jordan Peterson’s 12 Rules for Life, “Stand up straight with your shoulders back” (ugh, thanks, Spotify Discover Weekly). Jordan Peterson’s this asshole with a rabid following of straight white guys; my impression is that he uses a lot of overwrought pseudoscience to justify his ideology, but I personally think his twelve rules are actually pretty solid, which seems to be a perfect example of wrong-working-right-answer.

Afterburner’s AtoZ profile written as backmatter to “PASS” described him as “Cybertron’s bicycle”; Triton wonders why he refuses to combine with him and god this is fucking stupid.

“I’m like dropping hints that I’m single / I’m single” is a pair of screenshots from one of Kim Kardashian’s shows, which frequently see the word “single” substituted for various other things.

“TR-8R” was a nickname given to a Stormtrooper that appeared in Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens, famous for his funny weapon and his loud accusation that one of the protagonists, Finn, is a “traitor!”

“Inside You There Are Two Wolves / One Is Gay / The Other Is Gay / You Are Gay” (the exact wording and concepts used vary) is a snowclone most commonly associated with various images of a black wolf and a white wolf.

“Not bounty-hunter, yes? Don’t like that term, understand? Freelance peacekeeping agent, yes? For certain financial remuneration, of course” is dialogue spoken by Simon Furman’s character Death’s Head in his sort-of-debut appearance in issue #113 of the Marvel UK comics.

“Hrrrrnnggh Colonel, I’m trying to sneak around but I’m dummy thicc and the clap from my ass cheeks keeps alerting the guards” was a tweet written from the perspective of Metal Gear character Solid Snake which turned into a snowclone and got so big that the actual voice actor for the character did a dramatic reading of it.

“Oh, you think darkness is your ally. You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, moulded by it” is famous dialogue from Christopher Nolan’s The Dark Knight Rises.

The “inhibitor harness” is a piece of technology namedropped in Nick Roche’s Last Stand of the Wreckers, used to restrain Triton and the rest of Squadron X. It was itself a reference to the inhibitor claw and inhibitor band from Furman’s Marvel UK comics; I chose “harness” both because of its explicit connection to Triton and because it’s a funnier word.

In Simon Furman’s Transformers ‘84 issue #0, a prequel to the Marvel comics, he made a number of retcons, one of which revealed the identity of iconic Marvel UK character “the man of iron” to really have been the character Fastlane, who wasn’t conceptualised until 1987.

“It’s not easy being green” is a famous song sung by Kermit the Frog.

“This chat isn't relevant to my interests any more.” is the rare quote used in Ask Triton which comes from a completely arcane source, being the punchline to an anecdote someone told in the Worth the Candle Discord server. The channel where it was told is currently archived and inaccessible, but it centered around somebody leaving a group chat of friends in spectacular fashion, something I thought was apt considering the events of “PASS”. Anyway, I guess this is my excuse to tell you to go read Worth the Candle, as is obligatory of me.

“Back on top” is the punchline to a series of Limmy’s Show sketches.

One of the handful of replies received by Ask Triton over the course of its run simply read “Yo waspinator, is everything allrignt??” Suffice to say I was pretty baffled by this, as I’ve legitimately got no idea at what point my own profile picture got presented to that person, or whether they just genuinely mistook Triton for him.

The Maximals and Predacons of Beast Wars have occasionally been described as a “new generation” of Transformers, though I didn’t track down any kind of exact quote.

Robots in Disguise and More than Meets the Eye were the two famous ongoings launched by IDW Publishing in 2012, written by John Barber and James Roberts respectively.

One minor plot beat in More than Meets the Eye revolved around the notion that if you hit a Cybertronian in a certain spot, they’ll transform involuntarily. Broadside was noted in his “PASS” AtoZ profile to have transformed very rarely, causing great inconvenience in the process.

“TCC” is an acronym for “Transformers Collectors’ Club”, a fan club run by Fun Publications from 2005-2016, the logo for which was frequently placed on Transformers packaging.

“Just found out about racism...damn that shit sucks...” was a Tweet that turned into a snowclone.

The same goes for “if i was at chernobyl i wouldv stopped it / rip to ur gradma but im different”.

The Decepticons (and Roadbuster (hmm)) all speak with proper punctuation and capital letters; a minor retcon implies that Triton used to speak this way but lost his “accent” over time.

The image of the Decepticons surrounding Highbrow and Rodimus Prime is Dan Reed and John Burns’ inside cover artwork for the 1989 Annual which included Peace; the characters in the image are drawn from that book’s comic strips. I like the way Triton implies that frikkin’ Apeface, Snapdragon and Mindwipe are “great Decepticon leaders”.

Lightspeed's AtoZ bio (like Nosecone’s) is based around an inversion of the Technobots’ typical characterisation as being generally intelligent, claiming “A broken clock is right twice a day. LIGHTSPEED wishes he could be that clock.” This implies that he’s wrong about everything, but I thought it’d be funny if the one time we hear about him doing anything he’s actually right, i.e. he’s right once a day.

As mentioned in the commentary for “PASS”, “mucho cred” is a meme phrase amongst readers of the superhero web serial Worm, which I strongly recommend but not as much as Worth the Candle.

“Macho macho man” is a phrase from “Macho Man” by Village People, which I only now realise actually already included the phrase “mucho” a bunch. I only wrote the tweet referencing it off-the-cuff, thinking the phrase “mucho cred” wasn’t quite funny enough in a vacuum.

At a certain point, I decided I wanted to namedrop every single character that appeared in “PASS”, so in a Man-of-Iron-like twist, noted idiot Nosecone is implied to be behind the famous twitter account @dril.

The line “desperately trying to think of a funny joke to make ultra magnus and the rest of the gang laugh” came to me at some point while I was sitting staring at the note on my phone. In a way, it’s a mission statement for Ask Triton. I don’t think “PASS” was ever written with the metaphor of social media in mind - it was instead a story about pointless tragedy, and of giving up too much in pursuit of some fantasy ideal of social standing. In retrospect, I most strongly see it as a story about... falling out with people, of the disconnect between the things people say and the things people think, and the breaking points where people start saying “actually, I’ve always hated you.” At the same time, however, it’s kinda just a funny joke comic, one that didn’t have a complete clarity of purpose at the point of its creation, so sometimes I wonder if by talking about it in these terms I’m acting against the spirit of the thing. Regardless, Triton is the perfect character for telling a story on social media, as he’s all about facades and the hit of dopamine that comes when someone smashes the mfing cred button.

“Leader Class Triton With Triton Master Triton” is written like the kinds of online solicits we got for Titans Return, where each figure included a “Titan Master”.

I’m not sure this entirely needs explaining, as it’s not really a reference, but the idea of a person being “always on” usually implies that they’re putting on a persona of some kind, most often by trying too hard to make everything they say funny.

The interchangeability of Topspin and Twin Twist formed the basis of their shared AtoZ profile. Seriously, the name “Topspin” is so dumb, he’s not a frikkin’ helicopter!

Richard Starkings wrote “Peace” under the pseudonym “Richard Alan”. He’s most famous for founding Comicraft, the first major computer-lettering company. I have not attempted to contact Richard Starkings in any capacity. Please do not tell him I exist.

I knew going into Ask Triton that it needed something else going for it, as it was both derivative of prowl_ebooks and less funny than it, and so drew inspiration from the one bit of official Transformers fiction to significantly use social media: namely, Ask Vector Prime. I predicted that I wouldn’t get much in the way of interaction, because I never do, but figured I could pitch Ask Triton directly down the middle and lean more towards “roleplay ask blog” or “shitpost bot”, depending on which way the wind blew. My friend gearshift observed towards the end of its run that “if it was meant to involve external engagement like AVP like the name suggests rather than just being something fun to look at, the format of him rattling off to himself 99% of the time makes it a little difficult to know where to step in and interact”, which I think was spot on. As one last-ditch attempt to solicit interaction before heading into the story’s finale, Triton reintroduces himself by saying “ask me anything” in a way that’s probably most famous nowadays via the r/IAmA subreddit. I took quiet pleasure in drawing a comparison between those threads and Ask Vector Prime.

Sure enough, only one question came in, simply asking “Anything?”. This was brushed off with the reply “pass”, in reference to the title of the comic, a goof that became even funnier to me as it became clear that no more questions were incoming.

To my surprise, gearshift sent me something that completely blew me away - a digibash of Earthrise Blast Master as Triton. To hear her tell it, she’d just picked out a recent figure that was “adjacent” to a submarine, but I immediately drew more connections that formed the basis of the eventual tweet. She sent me four different variations on the colour scheme: one “perfect” deco to match Triton’s colours in the comics, two different decos that’d require about the level of paint complexity of Siege Rung (above average for a retail toy), and finally one deco that seemed realistic for what could be achieved on a retail budget. We agreed that the last one was the best, but I bumped the saturation waaay up on it to better match the inks used in the comic (the digital scans don’t do it justice, the printing in the annual is stupidly saturated).

“We get it, you vape” (perhaps more commonly “We get it, you smoke weed”) is a snowclone posted alongside images containing smoke of any kind. It mostly serves to mock people who are perceived to have no character traits beyond vaping (for an astonishing examination of this archetype, check out the ongoing serial masterpiece Chili and the Chocolate Factory: Fudge Revelation). Strafe’s AtoZ profile states that his only character trait is loudly broadcasting the fact that he can fly.

Again in reference to his AtoZ profile, Broadside ends up blocking a route. (In response to the tweet in question, one of my friends who goes by the name Broadside remarked “i do indeed have a”, which made me laugh.) The thread continuing from that tweet was written when I realised I had an opportunity to drill down a little deeper into Triton’s character, and to incorporate the handful of pieces of official art depicting him; the first is Andrew Griffith’s cover to Sins of the Wreckers #2, while the rest are Nick Roche illustrations inked by Griffith. All of these pieces are coloured by Josh Burcham, lending them a nice consistent tone for the dream sequence.

“Squad goals” is a phrase posted alongside images of people that the poster’s group aspires towards. By posting it alongside an image of Squadron X, Triton expresses that he wishes his current friends were more like his old ones.

“You die in the dream/game, you die in real life” is a conceit used across countless stories by this point. The word “pretending” was chosen as an oblique reference to Pretender technology; Triton isn’t a Pretender, but hey ho, I just thought it fit.

“Lord Forgive Me But It’s Time To Go Back To Tha Old Me” is a snowclone mostly posted alongside edgy pictures of cartoon characters. Triton’s referring to his time as a Decepticon, but the accompanying image shows him as a corpse, bluntly foreshadowing his death. Evidently, this thread landed; a friend of mine remarked “Jesus wads that bit about dreams was grim / Poor Triton :(”

I could’ve sworn that Bumblebee was referred to as Bumblebee: A Transformers Story at some point, but I’m probably just mixing it up with the likes of Solo: A Star Wars Story. EDIT: Locoman informs me that the movie was at one point called Transformers Universe: Bumblebee, which is definitely what I was thinking of.

Narration from “Peace” was added last-minute practically verbatim purely as a way of making up the numbers: “few can remember how the war started. fewer still can now make the distinction between good and evil. but everyone will remember this particular day. because this is the day the war ended“. I could probably have changed this into a joke but I figured the melodrama that comes with taking it into this context was enough of a joke as it was. Sue me. (Richard Starkings, please don’t sue me.)

“Are you tired of being Nice? Don’t you just want to go ape shitt” is a famous Yahoo! Answers post. Naturally, Triton’s most interested in the very last part of that sentence. This was another last-minute addition.

“All I wanna do is-*BANG BANG BANG BANG*-and a-*cash register noises*-and take your money” is the chorus line from M.I.A.’s “Paper Planes”. “Brap” is onomatopoeia for a fart, used in shitposts.

I refuse to explain what shidding and farding is. Fuck you. God, this was in such poor fucking taste. What the hell was I thinking.

The second season of American Vandal centered around somebody putting a powerful laxative in a school cafeteria’s lemonade. I actually genuinely recommend this show, it’s got a lot going on.

As proof that I was legitimately getting tired of the poop jokes, the phrase “uh oh! stinky!” was used, referring to this one gross-ass video making fun of the style of humour.

Blurr’s AtoZ profile was the hardest to write, because he’s got a couple of lines in “PASS” (hence I couldn’t invent characterisation whole-cloth) but doesn’t have anything in the way of personality beyond his use of the word “ayy”. In retrospect, I guess his characterisation ended up being based on Gamzee from Homestuck, this creepy stoner. History repeated itself when it came to writing Ask Triton, as I realised I’d namedropped every character except Strafe and him. I was barely able to sneak him in under the wire; I considered having some Shattered Glass-style joke about him being really slow, but ended up deciding that the phrase “speedwalking [...] at mach 2″ (twice the speed of sound) was funny enough to carry a tweet.

The introduction to reality TV show Judge Judy goes “You are about to enter the courtroom of Judge Judith Sheindlin. The people are real. The cases are real. The rulings are final. This is Judge Judy.” Its inclusion was an oblique nod to another time I’ve used it, in a Transformers non-fiction work which might see release soonish, but this is definitely one of the weakest jokes on the account, written for the sake of numbersNUMBERS.

The video which introduced me to YouTube comedian Gus Johnson was titled “Man Gives His Cat 11,453 Stern Looks”. Another late reference which I found by going into my playlist of random videos to use in community streams.

Having forgotten I’d already referenced the movie, “First one to talk gets to stay on my aircraft” is a line from the infamous opening scene to The Dark Knight Rises. I made a comic adaptation of that scene using Marvel’s terrible Create Your Own editor, which is kind of an inversion of “PASS” in that it keeps the text of a story but substitutes the visuals. I’d previously used that editor to create the original Spider-Man comic Everything Is Red Now.

I just saw the word “vored” in here, so it looks like I’m going to have to plead the fifth again. Let’s talk about Unicron instead. Unicron is an Orson-Welles voiced character from The Transformers: The Movie, who appears in Worth the Can- WON’T SOMEBODY MAKE ME STOP?

“Not on your life. It’s a fake. Total fiction. It didn’t happen. Not fact. I’m innocent.” is from the Kevin James/Neil Cicierega video “Beyond Believability: FACT or False”, which parodies the Johnathan Frakes reality show Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction.

“It could be you. It could be me. It could EVEN BE-” is an iconic line (but then again, which of these lines aren’t iconic?) from the Team Fortress 2 short “Meet the Spy”. This foreshadows Triton’s imminent death.

“GHAA!” is Triton’s parting word in both “Peace” and “PASS”, a rare bit of text to go completely unchanged in my version.

In the supplementary material for Nick Roche’s Last Stand of the Wreckers, the Rash Action and Fatal Consequence were two different ships aboard which Triton was second-in-command.

“I used to think that my life was a tragedy, but now I realise it’s a comedy” is a line from the infamous movie JOKER, featured prominently in its teaser trailer.

“He who smelt it dealt it” is a textbook response to somebody calling attention to a fart. “The Smelting Pool!” was the Marvel issue, featuring a torture device of the same name, that led into the aforementioned story “The Bridge to Nowhere!” Like “Peace”, it’s a Marvel story prominently known for introducing and killing a comic-only character.

“Mr. Stark, I don’t feel so good” is an iconic line spoken by Peter Parker at the end of Marvel’s Avengers: Infinity War.

Reveal the Shield was a subtitle used for a Transformers toyline back in 2010, which referred to the heat-activated rubsign insignias of the toys (the gimmick being that you supposedly wouldn’t know which side the toy was on until you took it out of the package and got your grubby fingers on it).

The first page of the 1989 Annual begins “The Decepticon high command on Cybertron have judged this Annual to be anti-Decepticon, and the Firecons - Sparkstalker, Cindersaur and Flamefeather - have been despatched to Earth to incinerate all copies. In order to thwart the Firecons and protect your Annual, make sure you fill out the special Autobot citizenship card, below, with your name and address. The Firecons will only dare to attack Annuals if they are sure the owner is not under Autobot protection. This card could save your annual...” This page left quite the impression on me as a child, and (to what I can’t decide is my shame or my pride) I did in fact take a pen and fill out the card in my copy.

Towards the end of this project, I realised that there’s a certain symmetry between Ask Triton and the very origins of “PASS”, in an old meme page I once ran. Effectively nobody followed that page, and it was mostly me shouting into the void; like Ask Triton, many of the posts consisted of things which resembled jokes, where all the individual pieces fit together in some logical (if impenetrable) fashion, but when taken in aggregate none of them were really funny. Like Ask Triton, it turned into an attempt to tell a story using a medium utterly unsuited to storytelling. This time around, I think I succeeded, even if the story being told is one that already existed. Ask Triton consisted of 111 tweets. If I ever finish and release the epilogue for my old meme page, it’ll consist of 111 posts.

“PASS” has made the rounds on Twitter twice now, and each time the response has astonished me. On a pure numbers level, it’s nothing, but the people who share it around seem to derive so much joy from it. I made a handful of print versions for the comic to give out at TFNation 2019, and everyone there seemed to love it, so if TFNation 2020 goes ahead (god, I hope it does) I’ll make sure to print off some more. It’s something that’s torn me in two directions, where I want more people to see it, so they can get something out of it, but I also don’t want to run it into the dirt. As such, this ended up being one of the rare projects of mine nowadays not to receive any prereading (aside from a couple of the conventionally-funniest jokes being sent off to close IRL friends, to their amusement/bemusement), in the hopes that the whole thing would be a pleasant surprise rather than an uncertain slog, and I think that decision paid off.

In the TFWiki server, phrases like “shot on the spot for being a don” crop up frequently, with a handful of emoji cropped from the comic seeing a lot of use. It’s weird to be confronted with your own work so often, especially when that work was something that you threw together in an afternoon back in 2017, before you’d even started interacting properly with online Transformers fandom. At the same time, it’s nice to feel like one of the things I made genuinely mattered to people, at least ones who don’t know me.

If you’ve made it to the end of this notes section, then I’m sorry, but someone with as much cred as you simply cannot be allowed to live. Report to the TFWiki Discord server for your immediate execution.

[doyouevenshipbr0]

gruvia dabble

author's note: bruh. yall knew i had to write SOMETHING!!! these last couple weeks have been CRAZY for us gruvia lovers ughhh im so happy!!! and ok im probably eventually going to write what i think will happen in the upcoming chapters before they come out, but i usually don't like to write fics based on like what i think will happen in the next chap. cus then when my fic is just completely disproven by the following chapter im kinda like "eh thats kind of a waste." u know what im saying?? ik theyre called "fan fiction" for a reason but idk. i like to write things that could actually be in the realm of possibilities for the canon. ok does that make any sense??? ok well this fic is heavily inspired by our beautiful chapter 26. also it is soooo like 192727 other drabbles ive already written hehe. also this literally doesnt rly make sense tbh. i just wanted gray telling juvia his thought process like he did w juvina. so. enjoy❤️❤️❤️

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"Gray-sama would you like to-" Juvia eagerly approached her dear Gray. Since the guild was finally up and running again after the Alvarez war, she couldn't wait to spend actual quality time with Gray. They hadn't really gotten to since they were so busy with the construction of the guild.

"Nope. Goin' on a job." Gray casually walked passed Juvia with his hands in his pockets.

"Eh?!" Juvia snapped her head around and watched Gray leave. "So soon?! Can Juvia at least come with?!" She called out as he continued to walk.

"Nope. Talk to ya' later." Gray didn't turn around. He just stuck a hand up and waved, still heading straight out the door.

Juvia was taken aback for a moment, but she understood. As much as she loved to shower Gray with affection, she knew he was a lone wolf at heart. And with constantly being surrounded by his guildmates as they all fought for who would get to use the hammer next, he was certainly drained.

Juvia nodded with determination. "It's alright. Next time." She said with certainty in her head.

However, over the next three weeks of Gray taking mission after mission and constantly dismissing Juvia, she was frustrated to say the least. She watched him walk out that door with hardly acknowledging her for the last time.

Without even thinking, her feet began to strut their way to catch up with Gray. She picked up her pace and finally caught up with him before he could leave the grounds of the guild.

"Gray-sama." Juvia called, and Gray paused. She used the time to catch up with him, and there they stood in the courtyard.

"What's up?" He simply asked.

"Juvia was just-- well--" She began to get nervous. She cheeks reddened as imagery of she and her beloved Gray danced through her head. She shyly put her hands behind her bag and wiggled her foot a bit. "Juvia was hoping to spend some time with Gray-sama, now that everything's finally calmed down."

"Yeah. We can later." Gray turned right back around and began walking again.

"Wait!" Juvia reached out and grabbed his wrist, stopping him in his tracks. She let go after a brief pause and Gray looking back at her with his piercing eyes.

"It's just-" She looked away, her eyes saddened. "Juvia's been trying to talk to Gray-sama for about three weeks now, and you've done nothing but ignore me." She pouted a bit. "Just when will later be?" She finished.

Gray sighed. "I dunno'"

"You don't know?!"

"Yeah. I don't know when later will be." His voice was firm.

Juvia was startled at the harshness of his voice and sheepishly caved in a bit. "Has-" Juvia stammered, clearly nervouse. "Has Juvia done something?"

"Huh?" Gray rasied a brow.

"Has Juvia done something to make Gray-sama mad at her?" Her eyes were suddenly glossy with tears, and Gray's eyes reacted by opening up.

"N-no! Not at all! You said it yourself, we haven't hung out in weeks. How could I be mad at you?" Gray was guilty for his tone.

"But why haven't you spent time with me in weeks Gray-sama?" Juvia pried, almost begging. "There's got to be a reason."

Gray's face regained composure. He remembered his purpose. He looked away. "I'm busy."

"Busy with what?"

"Busy with work."

"Well, you don't have to be so busy. And if you need to work so badly, you can always bring Juvia with you on-" Her voice regained its spunk as she began to form a new idea, only to have Gray shoot it down.

"No." He was harsh again.

"No?" Juvia's voice quivered.

"This doesn't have anything to do with you." Gray still looked away.

Juvia's heart sunk. "Oh." Tears began to well up again. "Well." She was looking for the right words to say, but she was at a loss. "Juvia will just mind her own business then." Just as she turned away to sulk back to the guild, Gray caught a glimpse of the tear that rolled down her cheek.

"Wait!" This time, Gray was the one reaching for Juvia's wrist. "I'm sorry." His voice was smoother.

"N-no..." Juvia's voice was timid. "Juvia is the one who is sorry for-"

"Stop it. You don't need to apologize." Gray loosened the grip on her wrist, but pulled her back a couple steps.

"I was lying." Gray said as Juvia finally faced him again, tears glassing over her eyes. "This does have to do with you." He blushed.

"Then why can't Juvia come with-"

"Because, that's not why it has to do with you." As Juvia cocked her head to side, clearly confused, Gray realized that what he was saying sounded silly.

"Gah!" Gray called out and hit himself with his palm, feeling frustrated for bot understanding how to form the thoughts in his head into words. "Do you wanna' sit somewhere?" He finally asked.

Juvia was still confused, but of course nodded in agreement.

The two found a nearby bench that was sitting right in front of a big, clear lake. The sunset reflected on the water, and created an image almost as beautiful as the water itself. They looked at in admiration for a moment, and Juvia turned back to Gray.

"So how does this involve Juvia?" She finally asked.

"I-- I--" Gray remained looking at the lake and ruffled his hair. "I gotta' keep going on missions."

"But why?" Juvia asked, sweetly.

"I... have to get stronger." Gray grumbled as he leaned forward.

"Stronger?" Juvia chuckled. "That's silly! Gray-sama is already the strongest man in the whole world! There is no one thay can compare to you, dear! Why would you think a few missions could improve that?" Juvia swooned.

"If I was the strongest man in the world you wouldn't have that scar." Gray finally said something clearly. Juvia choked on her breath.

"Eh?" She said, softly. "Juvia gave this scar to herself."

"And it was to save me." He seemed like he was growing angrier.

"Yes, but-"

"If I was strong enough, I would've been able to break his chains before that happened. I would've been able to stop it and save you." The composure in his voice was clearly wavering.

"Gray-sama..." Juvia reached an arm and placed it on Gray's back.

"I'm sorry Juvia." His voice shook, and he still did not look at her. "I know I promised you an answer, and at the time i meant it. I still do. It's just-"

Horrible images flashed in Gray's mind, making his skin crawl. "After Invel, and almost losing you, not begin able to protect you... it--it killed me." Gray gritted his teeth, almost like he was biting back tears.

"Darling... You know Juvia is just fine protecting herself." She reasoned.

"Yeah, but you don't understand." He spat.

"Juvia is trying to understand."

"I need more confidence in myself. I need it. I need to know I can protect you when the time comes. And I need to know with 100% certainty." He finally looked at her, and Juvia swore she could see tears trying to break loose from his eyes. "I thought I knew back then, but I was wrong. Just like I was with Ur, Ultear, my dad, and anyone that I've ever loved, but wanted to protect. Just when I thought I could, it was too late. I thought it was too late with you, but it wasn't. This is my second chance, Juvia. I need to know for certain that I'll be enough."

Juvia scooted a bit closer. "Gray-sama, there is always going to be something out there that will pose a threat to you or me. It's inevitable. All that matters is that we do everything in our power to protect one another. As long as we try, our love will always prevail. You were more than enough for me from the moment we met, and Juvia would think you would see that by now."

"I know how you feel about me, and I know how I feel about you. I just need to make sure I'm the best version of myself for you. Please, understand. I have to do this." His eyes were beckoning for her.

"Gray-sama, Juvia just-" She paused when she saw the desperation in his eyes. "When will it finally be enough? When will you know you're strong enough?"

"I've decided I'm going to take the 100 Years Quest. After that, I'll be ready. I'm certain of it." Determination was plastered in his face once again.

"This is so unnecessary." Juvia sighed. "But if this is what Gray-sama must do, Juvia will wait. Juvia understands that you must do this for yourself, but I just wish Gray-sama can see that he is already more than enough for me." She put her hand atop of his and gave him a reassuring grin.

"Thank you." Gray smiled back and gave her hand a little squeeze. "I know I'll be ready soon, and once I am, I'm gonna' go after you." Gray gave a smirk, Juvia's face became flushed with his sudden forwardness.

The two shared a heartfelt gaze, as they looked in each other's eyes and finally understood one another. They gave calming smiles, finished by another hand squeeze from Gray.

"No matter what."

[starkerinlove]

Is this Happiness

Tony Stark/ Peter Parker.

Part 1

( Spiderman kidnaps Tony to get the avengers to stop trying to capture him. Only then, Peter realizes how bad avengers treat Tony and vows to take care of Tony Stark, Earth's best defender and his childhood crush and hero better. This is Tony and Peter helping each other and finding the happiness they deserve.)

Tony wakes to being bound by some strange rope like substance which is soft at the same time. His head is covered in a black cloth bag of some sort and his legs were tied to the chair with the same substance. The last he remembers is fighting some bots. The now pardoned Rouge avengers had called him to the fight. They had promptly blamed him for the bots even though he would never make anything soo mindless. He had made better bots when he was 17 years old and drunk of his head colllege student.

He didn't know who had kidnapped him or how. Just as he was trying to get out of the rope or figure out a way to reach Friday, the bag covering his head was yanked off. The light was too bright, squinting his eyes he could see someone dressed in red and blue, some sort of spandex or pajamas. Oh, now he remembered, it was Spiderman, the guy Shield had been trying to 'recruit', or thats what the other avengers said anyway. They had been trying unsuccessfully to capture him for a while now. But he didn't get why this guy decided to kidnap him. Tony wasn't even part of avengers anymore, just their wallet and fire power.

"So, Mr. Stark i thought it was time, we had a little talk. Seeing how you avengers are soo eager to get me and all."

Ahh,so another problem he was gonna get blamed for that he had no control over. This day was just getting better and better. " listen here Spiderman, I'm gonna be honest. I have no hand in what the avengers do, so you might want to take your grievances to the other spandex clad hero or maybe your arachnid sibling."

Somehow Tony could see the disbelief on the guy's face though his mask. That was cool. Maybe Tony could do that to his suit too. Then he could show how unimpressed he was with the rogues without having to leave the safety of his suit. Yay, this was something he will be looking into.

"Look, i don't know how else to spell it out for you. I don't control the avengers. I m only tech, money and public face for them when things go wrong. Kinda like a sugar daddy who gets no sugar and all the contempt." Saying it out loud hurt quite a bit but Tony always knew this to be true,so he had to say it if it would get him out of this.

The guy seemed to hink for sometime before he answered, "Mr. Stark, i don't know how much i believe you. You are the best fighter among the avengers,thats why i brought you here, so we could talk and get this resolved. I'm the friendly neighborhood Spiderman, Mr. Stark. I wouldn't hurt you"

"Yay, you have a funny way of being friendly", Tony grumbled.

Again Tony could see the the guy becoming awkward and uncomfortable through his mask. He had no idea how that was possible. And his web like rope wasn't having any give. It was neither cutting into Tony nor it was loosening. Tony really really wanted to study it. And like the guy had said he was friendly neighborhood Spiderman. He doesn't harm anyone, so

"Hei, tell you what, you get me out of these ropes, let me study your suit and web and ill have a talk with the avengers and shield and try to get you immunity. How does that sound,huh?"

The guy backed a little bit, posture becoming defensive, " Why do you want to study my suit and web? "

"Well, you know me, I'm Tony Stark. Ofcourse i wanna study this engineering marvel. I have seen your webs holding more than 10 tons and still have enough flexibility and give for you to swing around, its really brilliant, spidey"

" uh, wow, You just complimented my invention. I mean you, Tony Stark, genius inventor, scientist of the century, Iron man just complimented me....yeah, this is awesome. Thank you soo much Mr. Stark. Big fan. Love your work" The guy was practically gushing at this point, bumbling on his feet like an excited puppy.

Tony couldn't help grinning. Wow this was the best kidnapping till date. It was soo long since he had someone genuinely happy and enthusiastic about his inventions.

"So what do you say spidey?, wanna let out your hero. I promise ill try help you out with the avengers."

The guy seemed to deflate on the spot. " I'm so sorry Mr. Stark. I can't do that. I really need the avengers to back off. I have tried talking to them. But they don't listen and thats why i thought if i made someone listen, this could be resolved. But, i can't let you go, now. "

" So whats the plan here. Kill me and make me an example of what would happen if they dont let you be? "

" Of course not Mr. Stark. I would never hurt anyone. I'm just going to keep you here, till they stop coming after me. But Mr. Stark you have to believe me, i will not hurt you Mr. Stark. I swear."

When Tony pointedly rocked his chair using the web binds, the kid resured Tony, " Are they hurting you Mr. Stark, they are supposed to be soft so they don't cut into skin. But, I'll even take them off if you promise not to leave. "

It was cute how the guy was so naive and also how much he cared for Tony's comfort. More than how much his teammates seemed to do. Tony was gripped by the memory of bleeding out in Siberia left to die by his so called teammate. Tony shook his head, took a deep breath.

" okay spidey, i promise to not leave. Get me out of these and get me some water if you have. "

The kid immediately got him out of the binds with some dissolvent. He had to study that too.

The guy gave him some water from a back pack which was lying on the floor of some, Tony took a good look around, floor of some abandoned warehouse. Orignal.

After drinking his fill of water, Tony looked at he guy. " So what are we doing, spidey, i hope you have a plan?"

" I already told you Mr. Stark. I just have to make the avengers listen to me. Now that i have you they will have to listen. We just wait."

Tony let out a self-deprecating laugh nad said " Yeah, real solid plan there spidey. Except you seemed to have forgotten an important part. They don't care about me. So yeah, not gonna work"

" But, you.....you are Iron man, sir and you are a hero and their friend Mr. Stark. Of course they would care about you" The guy said it like Tony was just a child with self-esteem issues, like he was preplexed by the very idea of someone not caring about Tony Stark.

Tony almost wished that were true. " Whatever. I'm telling you as it is. You can believe me or not"

Tony was just realizing how much his whole body hurt from the battle and then getting knocked out has given him a killer headache. He knew without his suit he wasn't going to be able to fight a super powered guy. Moreover he seemed sweet enough. Tony was gonna sleep and hope all of this resolves itself tomorrow. By then the guy would have realized it was futile to try use Tony as a bargaining chip and hopefully would let him leave. Or maybe Tony will try buying his way out of this. Yay he will do that tomorrow.

He dragged the chair he had been tied to, to a corner and sat leaning on a wall. His eyes were getting heavy. He was even strangely feeling safe with spidey around. Weird. Maybe he was just too drugged up. He slowly lost himself to sleep feeling someone sit near him, softly running hands through his hair.

[suenala]

BTS-story ; well, here i am.

episode 3 ; 'please come!'

prev. < tsilretsam

[genre] ; fluff

[fandom] 방탄소년단

[⚠] ; cuss cuss ssuc

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Lunch starts and everyone heads to the cafeteria. I was more in the back of the studio because every time lunch started, it would be chaotic. Everybody wanted to get there first so they could get the food nicely fresh and warm. I always bought my own food because the people who were last always hogged the microwave to warm up their food, I always hated standing in line so I always bought a nice sandwich (it was four slices and yes I ate them all ヽ（´ー｀）┌) or something. I waited until everyone left the studio and packed my things after I was about to walk to my locker I felt someone’s hand grab my shoulder. I had put my earbuds on after the Manager made the announcement so I couldn't hear anything after I took a second to realize it was someone's hand, I took the earbuds out and turned around.

Yn: "Yes-oh"

???: "Hello! My name is uh-"

Yn: "Jhope, i know haha."

Jhope: "Ah-haha, i forgot we were celebrities...heh-Oh, um, i saw you dancing earlier! Well, before you got interrupted, you were really good!" -He smiles at me very kindly, laughing a bit awkwardly with his hand on his neck and starts to blush- "I was wondering if you were auditioning? You look like you were working very har-"

???: "Hyung! Stop bothering her!

He quickly turns around and then looks back at me.

Jhope: "Ah..Jimin, i-" -jimin bows and tries to pull him back to the others but he doesn't even budge-

Yn: -i bite the inside of my cheeks, trying not to laugh. They were so cute! I raise my eyebrows and tilt my head a bit-

Jhope: "Can't you see im trying to have a conversation right now????" -as he’s looking at jimin, he rolls his eyes and crosses his arms-

Jimin: -sigh- "Hyung! Can't you see she doesn't care?"

Yn: "U-uhm.."

They both immediately turn their attentions toward me.

Yn: “I will be auditioning..but just please, treat me like the others! Not just because i can dance!”

Jhope: -giggles- "Your wish is my command! Well, this kid won't stop buggin' so see you then!”

Jimin: “Yea! See you later too!"-jimin smiles brightly and waves goodbye with his arm wrapped with jhopes-

I sighed and unlocked my locker and placed my belongings inside, thinking about what just happened is actually kind of funny and cute, will it really be okay if i win this?

time ; 12:37 PM

-Lunch has started-

I sit on an empty staircase with a couple of my friends as we eat lunch.

???: "Hey, yn!"

Yn: -im playing around on my phone in one hand and a half-eaten sandwich in the other- "Hm, what?"

???: "Yn, don't talk to your phone, talk to me!"

Yn: -i furrow my brows and look at her- "What'h?! What do you need so badly, Fee??"

Fee: "YOU NEVER READ WHAT I SENT YOU ON INSTAGRAMMMMM!!!"

Yn: "What'r talking about?"

Henry: "Fee, shut up, you're too loud." -fee snaps her head to henry in annoyance-

Fee: "You shut up- Yn, check your damn dm's!"

Yn: -i look back at my phone and sigh as i take another bite from my meal- "oH, yUh dish teck me."

Henry: "Finish what's in your mouth yn, geez."

Yn: "Mhm, yeah sorry."

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Yn: "Yeah, The manager just talked about this."

Fee: "You idiot, i sent that on thursday."

Yn: "I should probably sign up, one of the members asked me if i was and i said yeah." -i didn't realize how half-heartedly I had said that until fee SMACKS my back-

Yn: "Ow! Fee what the fuck!"

Fee: "He-Wh-I-Who?!" -she yells at me with her mouth half full, literally spitting bits of crackers in my face whilst i just stare at her with my eye wide in concern-

Henry: "EAT WITH OUR MOUTH CLO-"

Fee: "SHUT UP HENRY!" -henry moves up a step to sit farther from the bacteria bot-

Yn: "Uh, Jhope did but i also talked to Jimin." -i say as i take another bite until she HITS ME AGAIN-

Fee: "No shit! For real?!"

Yn: -i start coughing and struggling to say I'm choking- "W-wat-tar!!"

Henry: "Look what you did you buffoon!" -he flicks fee on the forehead and hands me my water bottle-

Fee: "Ow!..im sorry."

Henry: "Yeah you better be."

Fee: "Henry shut up!"

Henry: "Tsk."

Fee says she can send me the link for the online application so i can apply and honestly, i im kinda nervous- but i dont know who said that 👀.

time ; 2:30 PM

-Lunch ends-

I stood back where i was when i was practicing this morning and noticed a long white TABLE set in front of the windows. The boys were standing with pink clipboards and next to the table a whole other stack of boards on the floor, which were blue, soon after everyone had entered from lunch, and the manager walked in.

Manager: "Okay, on the farther end of the table we have name tags with numbers and names obviously. All applications that were submitted passed 1:50pm were not entered since that was the deadline and after that we had all the names randomize and numbered so it didn't matter how early or late you submitted them. Alright! Everyone listen up because I'm only gonna say this once!

The pink boards are representing the girls and on the boards are a couple pages numbered from 1 to 130. Same for the blue ones, in the box behind Namjoon are tags about 260 but split in half. Each person will get one and whoever has the #1 will go on until #2 and so on, everyone will perform a solo choreography that they have made or a solo dance they've learned and with a group or not-whatever. After the females have finished the members (BTS) will see who have passed to go on then it's the males turn, next they’ll show if they can do the following; Sing, or Rap, the people the members select to move on will go on to the next round which the members will decide what will the challenge be. Then they will choose 5 females and 5 from the males also, those 10 will go to another round and the members will choose three people from them to become a trainee. They have dedicated their time into auditions to just THIS studio so please respect that. They can leave whenever they want, disrespect will not be tolerated. Phew! That was a lot but everyone got it?!”

Everyone: "Yes ma'am!!"

Manager: Oh! Those three by the way, whoever they may be, its like a death round, one of those three will eventually debut and the other two will be sent back home. Since these seven boys are generous, the top 10 will be able to make 2 collabs (song) with them as a reward for the hard work and everyone else who auditioned will get free concert tickets so dont be so bummed out okay? I believe in all of you so do your best!"

Everyone: "Thank You!!"

The manager left with all the males following behind her as a bunch of girls raced to Namjoon as he was helping pass out tags. Before lunch had ended, everyone got a text telling their numbers so it was less of a hassle but still....

Namjoon: "Ladies! A single line please!"

BTS: -Laughing at Namjoons failure-

Namjoon: "Help me!" -He gives off a dark glare to all the members and eventually someone steps up- "Thank you Hyung."

Jin: "Okay, I can help here too! Please form another line!"

Me and Fee just stand back in awe, staring at all the chaos girls can cause.

Me: "Wow, thats amazing." -i stand with my back against the mirror and my arms cross, contemplating if i should go and die in the crowd-

Fee: "Can't relate." -i look over at fee and raise a brow-

Yn: "Oh?" -i grab her hand and pull her to a line and gesture her to stay as i wait in the other-

Fee: "Really? Can't you come here?"

Yn: "Wha-What? Sorry, i can't hear you over these fangirls!"

Fee: "i sa-" -sigh- "I SAID COME HERE!"

Yn: -puts earbuds in and looks away-

Fee: "i give up. Truly the biggest brat."

It seemed like it took forever, just standing there and to be honest, at this point I didn't care if i got in or not;

But FINALLY it was my turn, he helped me find my tag and winked at me, I just gave him a quick smile and walked off. I didn't think much as Jin was always the one out of everyone to send hearts and winks and all the girls were ALL over him for that, it was c r a z y.

After that, all the girls grabbed their clothes and headed to the locker room to change into more comfortable clothing.

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[verdigrisprowl]

Nov 9 Cards Against Humanity

As hosted by Prowl’s alternate.

Prowl (this Prowl) showed up late. ... And then spent most of the night not talking because of something someone said.

[5:40:56 PM] Permanent link to this game's rounds. [5:40:56 PM] The following Cardcast decks are in use in this game (instructions): [5:40:56 PM] In use: Cardcast deck 'Rescue bots of Griffin Rock.' (code: 6KQ95), with 12 black cards and 25 white cards. [5:40:56 PM] In use: Cardcast deck 'Operation: Cards against Cybertron' (code: NSVZC), with 98 black cards and 303 white cards. [5:40:56 PM] In use: Cardcast deck 'TRANSFORMERS AGAINST HUMANITY' (code: 49ZCR), with 1 black cards and 27 white cards. [5:40:56 PM] You have joined the game. [5:41:15 PM] <unkillablejazz> Another Prowl [5:41:45 PM] <+Officer_Friendly> Yes, Prowl, welcome. [5:41:45 PM] <verdigrisProwl> It's an infestation, I know. [5:41:48 PM] <Whiplash> Hello other Prowl! [5:41:50 PM] <verdigrisProwl> Sorry I'm late. [5:41:55 PM] <unkillablejazz> *waves* [5:41:58 PM] <Smokescreen> Hi, not sire! [5:42:08 PM] verdigrisProwl wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [5:42:29 PM] <verdigrisProwl> Hi, uh... you're not one of the Smokescreens I know, are you? [5:42:56 PM] <Smokescreen> I don't think so? [5:43:07 PM] <verdigrisProwl> *are there seats? if there are seats he's taking a seat.* [5:43:12 PM] <unkillablejazz> How many do you know? [5:43:14 PM] verdigrisProwl wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [5:43:22 PM] <verdigrisProwl> ((how did i win that lmao)) [5:43:31 PM] <unkillablejazz> I'm behind this round [5:43:43 PM] <verdigrisProwl> That look like him? Two. Three, now. [5:43:55 PM] <Smokescreen> Three? Wow. [5:44:09 PM] Smokescreen wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [5:44:17 PM] <verdigrisProwl> ((i loved all those answers)) [5:44:23 PM] <Whiplash> Smokescreen that was really good [5:44:31 PM] <Smokescreen> I've met only one that looks like me. One who was kinda like me, and one that was a prime [5:44:33 PM] <Smokescreen> thanks! [5:44:50 PM] <verdigrisProwl> My sympathies to that universe. [5:44:59 PM] verdigrisProwl wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [5:44:59 PM] <Smokescreen> Hey! [5:45:06 PM] Play 2 cards, in the order you wish them to be judged. [5:45:13 PM] <+Officer_Friendly> It rhymed [5:45:29 PM] <verdigrisProwl> That's why I played it. [5:46:01 PM] Whiplash wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [5:46:03 PM] <Smokescreen> These are all good but also bad [5:46:18 PM] <verdigrisProwl> I see I have some stiff competition tonight. [5:46:43 PM] Whiplash wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [5:46:56 PM] <+Officer_Friendly> Surprisingly I'm usually pretty good at this, not today [5:46:56 PM] <unkillablejazz> lol I've gone from winning a game to 0 points [5:47:25 PM] <Smokescreen> Step up your game jazz! [5:47:25 PM] <+Officer_Friendly> you win some you lose some Jazz [5:47:28 PM] Officer_Friendly wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [5:47:55 PM] <verdigrisProwl> Tsk. I've got the card that would win this round and I'm the czar. [5:48:18 PM] <+Officer_Friendly> I hate it when that happens [5:48:25 PM] <verdigrisProwl> *... who played the Soundwave card.* [5:48:28 PM] <verdigrisProwl> *... one way to find out.* [5:48:30 PM] Whiplash wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [5:48:46 PM] <Whiplash> I am very sorry. [5:49:05 PM] <Smokescreen> I have questions, Whiplash [5:49:11 PM] <verdigrisProwl> I don't think we're acquainted? [5:49:24 PM] Whiplash wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [5:49:53 PM] <verdigrisProwl> ... I don't even know what this card is asking for. [5:50:07 PM] <Smokescreen> Im just gonna use any card [5:50:08 PM] <Whiplash> Yes, Smokescreen? [5:50:22 PM] verdigrisProwl wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [5:50:26 PM] <Whiplash> No, I don't think I've met you either third Prowl! [5:50:37 PM] <Smokescreen> why is my main one [5:50:41 PM] <verdigrisProwl> You are...? [5:51:20 PM] <Whiplash> Whiplash! I'm the second Prowl's news acquaintence [5:51:25 PM] Officer_Friendly wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [5:51:56 PM] <verdigrisProwl> Whiplash. I believe you're my first Whiplash. [5:52:01 PM] <Smokescreen> All my cards are terrible [5:52:27 PM] <unkillablejazz> meh no great cards for me right now [5:52:42 PM] <verdigrisProwl> I must have got all the good ones. [5:52:45 PM] <Whiplash> Yeah, I'm not surprised! A lot of the multiverse's me's didn't make it past the war [5:52:54 PM] <verdigrisProwl> ... I'm just not getting the right black cards. [5:53:13 PM] Smokescreen wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [5:54:21 PM] Whiplash was skipped this round for being idle for too long. [5:54:25 PM] <Whiplash> Um [5:54:39 PM] Officer_Friendly wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [5:54:53 PM] <Whiplash> ((it told me I didn't have a card I tried to play and then wouldn't let me pick a new one...)) [5:55:22 PM] <+Officer_Friendly> (hit refresh that usually fixes things) [5:55:36 PM] <verdigrisProwl> ((hate when it does that)) [5:55:52 PM] <Whiplash> ((Oh, thank you!!)) [5:55:58 PM] Whiplash wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [5:56:28 PM] <unkillablejazz> Who's Brainstorm? [5:56:37 PM] <verdigrisProwl> Do you know Wheeljack? [5:56:37 PM] Smokescreen wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [5:56:50 PM] <+Officer_Friendly> Scientist [5:56:56 PM] <Whiplash> Psychotic Wheeljack. [5:57:01 PM] <Smokescreen> I do! [5:57:05 PM] <Smokescreen> He's a former wrecker [5:57:10 PM] <verdigrisProwl> ... Wrong Wheeljack. [5:57:28 PM] <verdigrisProwl> Anyway. *points at Whiplash.* More or less. [5:57:28 PM] <+Officer_Friendly> Yeah our Wheeljack is a bit of an outlier compared to his alternates [5:57:49 PM] <Whiplash> I like that Wheeljack the best though [5:57:52 PM] Whiplash wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [5:57:54 PM] <Whiplash> So far, at least [5:58:07 PM] <Smokescreen> There's a wheeljack who isn't a explosivie throwing I do what I want wrecker? [5:58:14 PM] <unkillablejazz> i know a mech who designation translates as wheeljack. The humans renamed him Queue [5:58:19 PM] <Whiplash> Yeah, that one! [5:58:37 PM] <Whiplash> Queue? How-? [5:58:56 PM] <verdigrisProwl> ... Why would they rename him Queue? I'm pretty sure "Wheeljack" translates pretty easily into most Earth languages. [5:58:56 PM] Officer_Friendly wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [5:59:08 PM] <+Officer_Friendly> Why do Humans think it's alright to rename us when we have perfectly good names already? [5:59:09 PM] <unkillablejazz> Queue is the translation of his senate given dez [5:59:38 PM] <verdigrisProwl> ... Why would he translate a name the senate gave him instead of the name he actually goes by? [5:59:46 PM] unkillablejazz wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [5:59:49 PM] <Smokescreen> That is a very dumb decision [5:59:51 PM] <Whiplash> Humans worship a gift-giving spawn of unicron [5:59:55 PM] <+Officer_Friendly> Thats a good question [5:59:58 PM] <Whiplash> it's hard to explain anything they do [6:00:58 PM] <unkillablejazz> Guess they asked for his creation name [6:01:11 PM] verdigrisProwl wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [6:01:19 PM] <unkillablejazz> An' assumed Wheeljack was a nickname [6:01:46 PM] <Whiplash> Odd [6:02:02 PM] Smokescreen wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [6:02:14 PM] <verdigrisProwl> ((yall in here slandering energon)) [6:02:48 PM] <Whiplash> George Washington knew Ratchet? [6:02:50 PM] <unkillablejazz> ((never seen it)) [6:03:04 PM] <Smokescreen> (( listen i am innocent )) [6:03:07 PM] Whiplash wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [6:03:19 PM] <verdigrisProwl> ((it's mediocre and i adore it)) [6:03:34 PM] <+Officer_Friendly> (( Hey I have to let the dog out so continue once my dog is done with his business? [6:03:48 PM] <Whiplash> ((Yep!)) [6:03:50 PM] <verdigrisProwl> ((o7)) [6:04:00 PM] <unkillablejazz> ((sure)) [6:04:46 PM] <Smokescreen> (( let me feed my cat real quick then )) [6:06:21 PM] <unkillablejazz> ((will feed mine too [6:07:46 PM] <+Officer_Friendly> (( I'm back [6:08:18 PM] <unkillablejazz> ((back [6:08:44 PM] Removed: Cardcast deck 'Rescue bots of Griffin Rock.' (code: 6KQ95), with 12 black cards and 25 white cards. [6:08:51 PM] <Smokescreen> ((back [6:08:59 PM] <Whiplash> ((chilling) [6:10:00 PM] <+Officer_Friendly> Ready for another Round? by the way, any of you want any snack I'm not getting up to get you all snacks. Getting up on my own is way more work than it looks [6:10:39 PM] <Smokescreen> I always have snacks on me and I'm willing to share [6:10:42 PM] <unkillablejazz> I'm good, but why? [6:11:03 PM] <unkillablejazz> *jazz is clueless about carrying stuff* [6:11:34 PM] <verdigrisProwl> *... curiously leans over to see why. you know. like a bot who never learned not to stare.* [6:11:42 PM] <+Officer_Friendly> Carrying. Long story short my center of gravity has shifted and now Its just easier to be pulled up than get up on my own. [6:11:49 PM] Permanent link to this game's rounds. [6:12:08 PM] <+Officer_Friendly> starting strong with this round I see [6:12:27 PM] <unkillablejazz> Carrying what? [6:12:50 PM] <+Officer_Friendly> A sparkling. Basically a smaller cybertronian [6:12:59 PM] verdigrisProwl wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [6:13:07 PM] Play 2 cards, in the order you wish them to be judged. [6:13:27 PM] Tyger has joined the game. [6:13:58 PM] <+Officer_Friendly> Hi, Tyger? Not sure I recognize you. [6:14:34 PM] Officer_Friendly wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [6:14:36 PM] <verdigrisProwl> ... You can tell which rounds nobody had any good cards to play. [6:14:42 PM] Play 2 cards, in the order you wish them to be judged. [6:14:44 PM] <+Officer_Friendly> yeah [6:14:46 PM] <unkillablejazz> Are those like symbiotes? [6:15:21 PM] <verdigrisProwl> They're more like parasites, from my understanding. [6:15:32 PM] <Smokescreen> I think you are both confused [6:15:41 PM] <verdigrisProwl> I'm pretty sure I'm not. [6:16:05 PM] <Smokescreen> (( one of my cards is a reference to a riddle in an old spyro game and i am shook )) [6:16:13 PM] <verdigrisProwl> ((amazing)) [6:16:13 PM] <Smokescreen> Very confused [6:16:30 PM] Smokescreen wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [6:16:38 PM] Play 2 cards, in the order you wish them to be judged. [6:17:39 PM] Officer_Friendly wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [6:17:49 PM] <+Officer_Friendly> I stopped apying attention for almost one second and now I have no idea whats going on. so atleast one Prowl is confused. [6:18:03 PM] <Smokescreen> They think the bitlit is a parasite [6:18:13 PM] <verdigrisProwl> They grow inside the body. They live inside you for several months. They leech space, fuel, raw physical materials, and energy from the carrier. [6:18:26 PM] <+Officer_Friendly> Technically they're not wrong [6:18:33 PM] <Smokescreen> But that sounds so bad! [6:18:33 PM] <verdigrisProwl> They contribute nothing to the health and well-being of the carrier. [6:18:40 PM] <+Officer_Friendly> the only difference is that the parasite is wanted. [6:18:42 PM] <verdigrisProwl> Eventually they're ejected and live their own lives. [6:18:53 PM] Officer_Friendly wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [6:18:53 PM] <Smokescreen> Okay whoever picked the Me card is the best [6:18:57 PM] <+Officer_Friendly> It sounds bad but they're not exactly wrong [6:19:12 PM] <verdigrisProwl> I never said it was an undesired parasite. But it IS a parasite. [6:19:30 PM] <Smokescreen> Still a mean thing to say :c [6:19:36 PM] <unkillablejazz> so it can't gett out of you long enough to let you up before continuing what it was doing before? [6:19:58 PM] <verdigrisProwl> It's not mean, it's factual. [6:20:09 PM] <Smokescreen> Those are on in the same [6:20:17 PM] <verdigrisProwl> ... Facts are not mean. [6:20:24 PM] Whiplash wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [6:20:33 PM] Play 2 cards, in the order you wish them to be judged. [6:20:39 PM] <+Officer_Friendly> Uh, no. It's not develped enough to live outside my frame yet. [6:20:39 PM] <Smokescreen> Some are [6:21:21 PM] <+Officer_Friendly> Facts can be undesireable but not mean I dont think [6:21:42 PM] <verdigrisProwl> ... The intelligence in this line of conversation is steadily declining, so I'm abandoning it. [6:21:47 PM] <unkillablejazz> Like a hatchling's pod then [6:21:48 PM] Tyger was skipped this round for being idle for too long. [6:22:04 PM] <+Officer_Friendly> yes Jazz [6:22:16 PM] Officer_Friendly wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [6:22:25 PM] Play 3 cards, in the order you wish them to be judged. [6:22:33 PM] <unkillablejazz> Wait how big does it get?! [6:22:38 PM] <Whiplash> Hatching? What a wonderfully sounding thing! What is that? [6:22:48 PM] <verdigrisProwl> That card about Soundwave's voice is getting some mileage. [6:23:01 PM] <Smokescreen> Apparently Soundwave's voice is that good [6:23:11 PM] <Smokescreen> I've only heard it once [6:23:29 PM] <Whiplash> Has anyone here actually heard that voice? [6:23:43 PM] <+Officer_Friendly> We have a SOundwave living with us temporarily and I haven't hear him speak, only voice clips. [6:23:55 PM] Tyger was kicked for being idle for too many rounds. [6:23:55 PM] Tyger has left the game. [6:23:59 PM] <verdigrisProwl> I'm not sure which universe that Soundwave is from. I'm unfamiliar with the designation for that timeline. [6:24:14 PM] <Smokescreen> I did! And all he said was that 'cons were better than autobots [6:24:25 PM] <unkillablejazz> Hatchlin's are basically fully grown physically but ain't mature mentally [6:24:37 PM] <verdigrisProwl> I've heard... three? Three Soundwaves' voices. [6:24:42 PM] <verdigrisProwl> Two are nearly identical. [6:24:45 PM] Officer_Friendly wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [6:24:56 PM] <Whiplash> Well, in some cases that's true, Smokscreen [6:25:12 PM] <Smokescreen> Hey, hey. I disagree with that [6:25:15 PM] <Whiplash> And not just in those backwards timeliens eathers [6:25:33 PM] <Whiplash> Here, it's different. Some places, not so much [6:25:36 PM] <+Officer_Friendly> hey, neutral ship - no faction politics [6:25:41 PM] <Whiplash> Sorry [6:25:43 PM] <verdigrisProwl> "Backwards" is a bad descriptor. [6:26:15 PM] Officer_Friendly wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [6:26:23 PM] Play 2 cards, in the order you wish them to be judged. [6:26:25 PM] <Whiplash> Thank you. My vocabulary aims to please [6:26:34 PM] <verdigrisProwl> For one universe to be "backwards" from another, one first has to decide across which axis the reflection is going to be cast by which "backwardness" can be defined. [6:27:18 PM] <Whiplash> I mean you're right. Bots and cons get real uppity when I say that their whole universe is backwards from others. So, wait. Do you have a better name? [6:27:43 PM] <verdigrisProwl> In my universe, energon is pink and Orion was a cop. In this universe, energon is blue and Orion was a librarian, which is about as far from a cop as you can get. Are we a "backwards" pair? [6:28:08 PM] unkillablejazz wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [6:28:31 PM] <Whiplash> I meant in ones where Autobots have different values than these autobots. I don't think that they're backwards in that they're bad, just differnet [6:28:42 PM] <Whiplash> Mirrored reflections you could say [6:28:44 PM] <verdigrisProwl> Autobots have radically different values in many different universes. [6:29:24 PM] Smokescreen wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [6:29:40 PM] <verdigrisProwl> If you want to describe a universe that's "backwards," describe WHAT is backwards. [6:30:18 PM] <unkillablejazz> *watching the argument* [6:30:31 PM] Officer_Friendly wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [6:30:49 PM] <Whiplash> Autobots killing innocents in glee while Megatron protests with all the ferocity of a youngling? [6:30:51 PM] <verdigrisProwl> Otherwise it could be anything. Paint colors? The direction Cybertronian text is written? The electrical charge of atoms? [6:31:13 PM] <Whiplash> My helm, agh, ouch... [6:31:18 PM] <verdigrisProwl> I'd call that "a universe where Autobots slaughter innocents." [6:31:49 PM] <Smokescreen> -Squints at the cards- You all have a terrible sense of humor [6:31:51 PM] unkillablejazz wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [6:32:00 PM] <verdigrisProwl> Are you referring, specifically, to the set of universes where Cybertronians have embers instead of sparks? [6:32:08 PM] <+Officer_Friendly> We can't all be winners Smokescreen [6:32:16 PM] <Smokescreen> Wait what? Embers? [6:32:50 PM] Officer_Friendly wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [6:32:55 PM] <+Officer_Friendly> In very simplified terms its a spark, just with a different name [6:33:34 PM] <Smokescreen> Oh, and here I thought it was something completely different [6:33:47 PM] <+Officer_Friendly> What did you think it was? [6:33:57 PM] <Smokescreen> Fire [6:34:05 PM] Officer_Friendly wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [6:34:14 PM] <verdigrisProwl> I'm told there's some structural differences, but unless you're a medic or an electrical engineer it's probably functionally the same. [6:34:24 PM] <Whiplash> Prowl you make a very good point. I just wish it didn't have to have to fry so many circuits in my processor [6:34:52 PM] Whiplash wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [6:35:03 PM] <Smokescreen> Take it from me Whiplash, when arguring with Prowl sometimes you just gotta quit while you can [6:35:16 PM] <verdigrisProwl> *... shuts mouth.* [6:35:26 PM] <+Officer_Friendly> Thats good advice [6:35:45 PM] verdigrisProwl wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [6:35:47 PM] <Whiplash> Oh, were we arguing? [6:35:57 PM] <Smokescreen> Well debating [6:36:47 PM] Whiplash wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [6:37:18 PM] <Whiplash> That's good advice [6:37:53 PM] unkillablejazz wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [6:38:01 PM] Play 2 cards, in the order you wish them to be judged. [6:38:05 PM] <unkillablejazz> Well I don't have to worry about the first one [6:38:11 PM] <Smokescreen> How come? [6:38:27 PM] <Whiplash> ((I am so sorry)) [6:39:00 PM] Whiplash wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [6:39:13 PM] <unkillablejazz> No Cybertron left to ruin [6:39:20 PM] <Whiplash> Same. [6:39:52 PM] <Smokescreen> So it's just gone? [6:40:06 PM] <unkillablejazz> yep... [6:40:17 PM] Whiplash wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [6:40:26 PM] <+Officer_Friendly> Thats unfortunate sorry Jazz [6:41:00 PM] Smokescreen wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [6:42:00 PM] unkillablejazz wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [6:42:35 PM] <Whiplash> Like... gone completely? Not just wholly irredeemably gone [6:42:52 PM] <+Officer_Friendly> So any conversatonal material thats a bit happier? [6:42:59 PM] verdigrisProwl wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [6:43:14 PM] <Smokescreen> Grainger can fetch! Well most of the time [6:43:20 PM] <Whiplash> Grainger? [6:43:22 PM] <unkillablejazz> Didn't find out about it til well afterward. Some one tried to move it through a space bridge [6:43:26 PM] <Smokescreen> Sometimes he just takes the ball and keeps it [6:43:26 PM] <+Officer_Friendly> My Dog [6:43:40 PM] <Whiplash> DOG? I love dogs! [6:43:41 PM] <+Officer_Friendly> He fetches if you define Fetch as throw and then chase him around the ship [6:43:55 PM] <Whiplash> Good exercise then! [6:44:07 PM] Whiplash was skipped this round for being idle for too long. [6:44:17 PM] Officer_Friendly wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [6:44:21 PM] <Whiplash> ((I played a card :P) [6:45:09 PM] <Whiplash> Congrats Prowl! [6:45:24 PM] <+Officer_Friendly> Thanks, hadn't realized we were that close to declaring a winner [6:45:33 PM] <unkillablejazz> gg [6:45:45 PM] <+Officer_Friendly> was kind of surprised [6:45:50 PM] <unkillablejazz> You wre on 9 for a while [6:46:02 PM] <+Officer_Friendly> SO how are you guys feeling another round? [6:46:04 PM] <Whiplash> Yeah, wiped the floor with the rest of us. [6:46:14 PM] <Whiplash> I'm good with whatever [6:46:14 PM] <unkillablejazz> yep [6:46:27 PM] <verdigrisProwl> *shrugs* [6:46:31 PM] <Smokescreen> Another sounds good [6:46:31 PM] <+Officer_Friendly> I always find it odd I do well at this considering most people think Im boreing and have no sense of humor [6:46:40 PM] <+Officer_Friendly> take that Barricade. [6:47:04 PM] Permanent link to this game's rounds. [6:47:13 PM] <unkillablejazz> quiet thinking humor vs verbal humor [6:48:09 PM] <unkillablejazz> this game supports the former [6:48:27 PM] <+Officer_Friendly> I have never had chili fries nor can I eat them but they sound delicious [6:48:28 PM] Officer_Friendly wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [6:48:47 PM] <verdigrisProwl> *... side-eyes Jazz. side-eyes the card that says "fucking a corpse back to life."* [6:48:48 PM] <Whiplash> Do you have cravings of things you can't have? [6:49:00 PM] <verdigrisProwl> *mumbles something about thinking humor.* [6:49:27 PM] Officer_Friendly wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [6:49:30 PM] <+Officer_Friendly> not usually, mostly its stuff that I really should eat because its unhealthy [6:49:33 PM] <Smokescreen> I think crude humor is what this game supports even more [6:49:33 PM] <unkillablejazz> *watches sideeye with bemusement* Care to share? [6:49:42 PM] <verdigrisProwl> *shakes head* [6:50:43 PM] verdigrisProwl wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [6:51:26 PM] Smokescreen wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [6:52:11 PM] Officer_Friendly wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [6:52:14 PM] <Whiplash> Smokescreen, what are your hobbies..? [6:52:19 PM] <+Officer_Friendly> Share my unhealthy snacks that Lockdown has yet to find? No. [6:52:19 PM] Play 2 cards, in the order you wish them to be judged. [6:53:45 PM] Smokescreen wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [6:54:10 PM] <Smokescreen> Mixing and matching fuel types because I can, racing obviously, crystal carving, and the occasional harmless prank [6:54:31 PM] <unkillablejazz> fu [6:54:35 PM] <unkillablejazz> fun [6:54:45 PM] <+Officer_Friendly> I can't wait to go to the race track again, I miss that. [6:54:58 PM] Smokescreen wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [6:55:28 PM] <verdigrisProwl> *... casually laces his hands over the back of his neck.* [6:55:47 PM] <Smokescreen> I know! Will you be able to race as soon as the bitlet emerges? [6:56:04 PM] <verdigrisProwl> *has a personal grudge against whoever played the chromedome card.* [6:56:05 PM] unkillablejazz wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [6:56:08 PM] <Whiplash> Um why is only one of these nice? [6:56:25 PM] <Whiplash> This poor James really needs friends quite desperately it seems [6:56:28 PM] <unkillablejazz> revenge is sweet [6:57:03 PM] <+Officer_Friendly> *noticed his alternate run his hand over the back of his neck* you alright? [6:57:03 PM] <unkillablejazz> uh [6:57:15 PM] <+Officer_Friendly> *to Smokescreen* maybe depends on how everything goes [6:57:21 PM] Smokescreen wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [6:57:34 PM] <verdigrisProwl> Fine. Crick in my neck. [6:57:55 PM] <Smokescreen> Did you recharge in a weird postition? [6:58:18 PM] verdigrisProwl wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [6:58:25 PM] <Whiplash> Like a box? [6:58:29 PM] <Smokescreen> A box! [6:58:41 PM] <+Officer_Friendly> Boxes are great [6:59:11 PM] Officer_Friendly wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [6:59:14 PM] <verdigrisProwl> *shrugs; straightens back up* [6:59:41 PM] <+Officer_Friendly> So long as your okay [6:59:59 PM] unkillablejazz wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [7:00:13 PM] <Smokescreen> Okay but why a bear [7:00:47 PM] verdigrisProwl wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [7:00:52 PM] <+Officer_Friendly> Why not a bear? [7:01:06 PM] <unkillablejazz> bears are loyal and great nurturers [7:01:43 PM] <Smokescreen> Good points [7:02:01 PM] Smokescreen wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [7:02:38 PM] <+Officer_Friendly> I have nothing for this round [7:02:53 PM] <Smokescreen> *side eyes the card about him* [7:02:53 PM] <unkillablejazz> me neither [7:03:03 PM] <+Officer_Friendly> Do you have a gambling addiction? [7:03:04 PM] Officer_Friendly wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [7:03:07 PM] <Smokescreen> No! [7:03:13 PM] <+Officer_Friendly> You're sure? [7:03:19 PM] <Smokescreen> Positive [7:03:19 PM] <Whiplash> Yeah, are you sure? [7:03:40 PM] <Smokescreen> Super sure [7:04:00 PM] unkillablejazz wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [7:04:48 PM] Officer_Friendly wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [7:05:45 PM] Whiplash wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [7:05:57 PM] <Whiplash> OOh sounds fun [7:06:16 PM] <Smokescreen> Your idea of fun is very strange [7:06:25 PM] <Whiplash> This game is fun... [7:06:33 PM] <Smokescreen> That is true [7:06:33 PM] Smokescreen wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [7:07:06 PM] <+Officer_Friendly> This game is pretty fun. [7:07:20 PM] Officer_Friendly wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [7:08:20 PM] Smokescreen wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [7:08:35 PM] <Whiplash> Well, I mean if you have a death wish [7:09:14 PM] unkillablejazz wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [7:09:27 PM] <+Officer_Friendly> *Prowl pulled out a bag of snacks from one of his hiding places cybertrons equivilant of cheetos* [7:10:18 PM] unkillablejazz wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [7:11:11 PM] <Smokescreen> Those are all things to ruin a good day [7:11:24 PM] <unkillablejazz> Well 2 of these are one and the same [7:11:24 PM] verdigrisProwl wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [7:11:28 PM] <+Officer_Friendly> All are good choises [7:11:33 PM] Play 2 cards, in the order you wish them to be judged. [7:12:25 PM] <Smokescreen> I feel like you all caught on to my kind of humor [7:12:30 PM] <Whiplash> Yo, am I so glad I'm not picking [7:12:42 PM] unkillablejazz wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [7:13:29 PM] Smokescreen wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [7:13:37 PM] <Whiplash> Are you drawing them? [7:13:37 PM] Play 2 cards, in the order you wish them to be judged. [7:13:37 PM] <unkillablejazz> *dies laughing* [7:13:45 PM] <unkillablejazz> All of these [7:14:12 PM] <Whiplash> I got nothing [7:14:27 PM] <+Officer_Friendly> I have nothing as well [7:14:34 PM] <unkillablejazz> yep [7:14:43 PM] Smokescreen wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [7:15:43 PM] <Whiplash> Oh no. Whose dragon? [7:15:53 PM] unkillablejazz wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [7:16:30 PM] Whiplash wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [7:16:38 PM] <+Officer_Friendly> Probably from some weird Dragon planet [7:16:39 PM] <Smokescreen> Mooing sounds effective [7:17:03 PM] <Whiplash> *does some kind of ungraceful funky dance thing and almost falls out of chair8 [7:17:23 PM] <unkillablejazz> *snickers* [7:17:47 PM] unkillablejazz wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [7:17:54 PM] <+Officer_Friendly> *still eating cyertrons equivilant of cheetos* [7:18:27 PM] <Smokescreen> *just gonna reach over and grab some of Prowl [7:18:33 PM] <Smokescreen> 's snacks* [7:18:43 PM] verdigrisProwl wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [7:18:51 PM] <unkillablejazz> ((uh oh)) [7:19:05 PM] <Whiplash> ((Death wish)) [7:19:19 PM] <Smokescreen> (( no fear)) [7:20:01 PM] <unkillablejazz> *Watching smokescreen* [7:20:04 PM] <+Officer_Friendly> *adjusts bag so Smokescreen take some but only because Smokes is Prowls son does he get any* [7:20:18 PM] Officer_Friendly wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [7:20:25 PM] <verdigrisProwl> ... Oh, right. I amend my previous comment. Four Soundwaves. [7:20:32 PM] <Smokescreen> *He is absolutely smug about that* [7:20:55 PM] <Smokescreen> *and very smug about his choice in cards* [7:21:26 PM] Smokescreen wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [7:21:30 PM] <unkillablejazz> Who are the boxcar children? [7:21:32 PM] <Smokescreen> Ha! [7:21:37 PM] <+Officer_Friendly> I feel like I should be offenced [7:21:42 PM] <unkillablejazz> so close [7:21:49 PM] <Smokescreen> I mean in the nicest way possible [7:22:53 PM] <+Officer_Friendly> how you guys feeling? [7:23:00 PM] <verdigrisProwl> *shrugs* [7:23:16 PM] <unkillablejazz> Still good. still awake [7:23:23 PM] <+Officer_Friendly> another round? [7:23:29 PM] <Whiplash> *helpless twisted shrugging* [7:23:35 PM] <Whiplash> Yeah sure why not [7:23:37 PM] <unkillablejazz> sure [7:23:41 PM] <Smokescreen> Yea! [7:23:54 PM] <Whiplash> Has anyone not won? [7:24:01 PM] Play 2 cards, in the order you wish them to be judged. [7:24:01 PM] Permanent link to this game's rounds. [7:24:31 PM] <unkillablejazz> You and other Prowl I think [7:24:50 PM] <Whiplash> I won one I thought [7:25:15 PM] unkillablejazz was skipped this round for being idle for too long. [7:25:30 PM] verdigrisProwl wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [7:25:37 PM] Play 2 cards, in the order you wish them to be judged. [7:25:57 PM] <unkillablejazz> It was acting weird and playing last battles results [7:26:08 PM] <Whiplash> strange [7:26:52 PM] <unkillablejazz> it was the same black card though [7:26:57 PM] <unkillablejazz> wasn't it? [7:26:57 PM] <Whiplash> Huh [7:27:08 PM] Whiplash wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [7:27:09 PM] <+Officer_Friendly> probably a glitch [7:27:12 PM] <Whiplash> Don't think so? [7:27:30 PM] <Whiplash> *doesn't fall out of chair this time* [7:27:52 PM] verdigrisProwl wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [7:28:48 PM] Smokescreen wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [7:29:38 PM] Whiplash wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [7:29:39 PM] <+Officer_Friendly> *Still munching on snacks* [7:30:16 PM] <Whiplash> ((The doritos are too far away I won't make ever make it to them, you're taunting me)) [7:30:37 PM] unkillablejazz wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [7:31:18 PM] Officer_Friendly wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [7:31:28 PM] <+Officer_Friendly> thats a horrible App [7:31:53 PM] <Whiplash> so is Tinder [7:32:09 PM] <verdigrisProwl> *doesn't even know what Tinder is* [7:32:12 PM] Smokescreen wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [7:32:31 PM] <+Officer_Friendly> I dont know what that is but it sounds disgusting, Tinder. [7:32:55 PM] <Smokescreen> *just as confused about Tinder* [7:33:14 PM] Officer_Friendly wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [7:33:17 PM] <verdigrisProwl> *... doesn't know why "Tinder" sounds disgusting, either* [7:33:54 PM] <unkillablejazz> no good cards [7:34:05 PM] <Whiplash> You sure you don't have a problem? [7:34:08 PM] Officer_Friendly wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [7:34:15 PM] <Smokescreen> 100% sure [7:34:44 PM] <Whiplash> I have such a good card, ugh. [7:35:03 PM] <+Officer_Friendly> I have nothing for this round [7:35:20 PM] Officer_Friendly wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [7:35:22 PM] <Whiplash> ,,, [7:35:27 PM] Play 2 cards, in the order you wish them to be judged. [7:35:31 PM] <Smokescreen> *He's going to dig into his own stash of snacks* [7:35:33 PM] <+Officer_Friendly> I apparently had something round [7:36:38 PM] <+Officer_Friendly> Which of your snacks are you eating? [7:36:51 PM] <verdigrisProwl> *... these are all terrible* [7:36:52 PM] <Smokescreen> The jellies [7:37:00 PM] <+Officer_Friendly> Nice [7:37:08 PM] unkillablejazz wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [7:38:03 PM] Whiplash wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [7:38:54 PM] verdigrisProwl wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [7:39:13 PM] <Whiplash> i got nothin [7:39:30 PM] Officer_Friendly wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [7:40:38 PM] <Whiplash> I like the ones that don't make any sense... [7:40:41 PM] <Smokescreen> Those are all really good [7:40:53 PM] Smokescreen wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [7:41:00 PM] <Whiplash> Yeah honestly [7:41:29 PM] Smokescreen wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [7:42:50 PM] verdigrisProwl wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [7:43:11 PM] <+Officer_Friendly> That one worked weirdly well [7:43:19 PM] <verdigrisProwl> *nods. thank you.* [7:43:46 PM] Smokescreen wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [7:44:35 PM] Officer_Friendly wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [7:44:43 PM] Play 2 cards, in the order you wish them to be judged. [7:45:20 PM] <Whiplash> This card doesn't make any sense [7:45:31 PM] <Smokescreen> It really doesn't [7:45:44 PM] <verdigrisProwl> *... squirms with the need to explain the card.* [7:45:52 PM] <Whiplash> do itr [7:45:54 PM] <verdigrisProwl> *restrains self.* [7:46:03 PM] <Whiplash> ugh [7:46:11 PM] unkillablejazz wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [7:46:53 PM] Smokescreen wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [7:46:59 PM] <Whiplash> RUMBLE! Isn't he adorable? [7:47:28 PM] <+Officer_Friendly> I don't know never met Rumble [7:47:40 PM] Whiplash wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [7:47:45 PM] <Smokescreen> I just picked that one because it was a name [7:48:33 PM] <unkillablejazz> uh [7:48:47 PM] Officer_Friendly wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [7:49:17 PM] verdigrisProwl wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [7:50:26 PM] Smokescreen wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [7:50:34 PM] Play 2 cards, in the order you wish them to be judged. [7:50:37 PM] <+Officer_Friendly> There might not be abother card night till after the sparkling comes as an FYI, tried to get Lockdown to join us tonight as well but he's busy trying to secure a job. [7:51:39 PM] unkillablejazz wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [7:52:26 PM] <verdigrisProwl> ... what job? [7:52:55 PM] Smokescreen wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [7:53:03 PM] Play 3 cards, in the order you wish them to be judged. [7:53:05 PM] <+Officer_Friendly> a job, anything to bring in money. [7:53:43 PM] <verdigrisProwl> mm. [7:54:38 PM] <+Officer_Friendly> Last we talked he was going to talk to Swindle about fixing up mods and other junk and earning a percentage off what ever Swindle sells it for. [7:54:49 PM] <verdigrisProwl> *nods* [7:54:56 PM] Whiplash wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [7:55:00 PM] <+Officer_Friendly> He gave up the Bounty Hunting gigs [7:55:49 PM] unkillablejazz wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [7:56:06 PM] <verdigrisProwl> *nod* [7:56:50 PM] unkillablejazz wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [7:56:58 PM] Play 2 cards, in the order you wish them to be judged. [7:57:36 PM] <Whiplash> i got nothin [7:57:41 PM] Smokescreen wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [7:58:27 PM] verdigrisProwl wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [7:59:11 PM] Officer_Friendly wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [7:59:59 PM] <Whiplash> Frenzy is another Rumble! [8:00:02 PM] verdigrisProwl wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:00:11 PM] <Whiplash> right? [8:00:16 PM] <Smokescreen> How can Frenzy be Rumble? [8:00:18 PM] <verdigrisProwl> *... mumble.* [8:00:27 PM] <Whiplash> they're clones [8:00:33 PM] <Smokescreen> Oh [8:00:47 PM] <+Officer_Friendly> I thought they were twins? [8:00:54 PM] <verdigrisProwl> *nods* [8:00:59 PM] <Whiplash> Clones of one another? [8:01:13 PM] Officer_Friendly wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:02:17 PM] unkillablejazz wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:02:27 PM] <Whiplash> Did you all hear about that massive recall a human car company did some time ago? The steering wheels actually were coming out of the cars while they were being driven [8:02:46 PM] <Smokescreen> Seriously? [8:02:58 PM] <+Officer_Friendly> Scrap seriously? [8:03:14 PM] <unkillablejazz> what happened? [8:03:27 PM] verdigrisProwl wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:04:13 PM] <Whiplash> Some brand, when I was on Earth a while ago, they recalled millions of cars because the humans' steering wheels were coming out of place while in motion. Forti-Fork--For something [8:04:34 PM] <+Officer_Friendly> Wow. [8:04:34 PM] Smokescreen wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:04:45 PM] <+Officer_Friendly> Congrats Smokescreen! [8:04:52 PM] <Smokescreen> Thanks! [8:05:01 PM] <Whiplash> Nice job! [8:05:14 PM] <Smokescreen> Guess they messed up when making the cars [8:05:16 PM] <Whiplash> You're awfully good at card games [8:05:18 PM] <+Officer_Friendly> THe dogs getting cranky, might have to take him out one more time. [8:05:31 PM] <Smokescreen> I get lucky some times [8:05:50 PM] <Whiplash> Yeah but the Ford Fusion was recalled... it was a huge deal [8:12:11 PM] <+Officer_Friendly> another round? [8:12:33 PM] <Whiplash> ((yeah once I get some sweatpants)) [8:12:54 PM] <verdigrisProwl> *shrugs* [8:13:34 PM] <Smokescreen> Yeah just gime a sec, need more snacks [8:16:03 PM] <+Officer_Friendly> Alright we're starting [8:16:06 PM] Permanent link to this game's rounds. [8:17:07 PM] unkillablejazz was skipped this round for being idle for too long. [8:17:58 PM] <+Officer_Friendly> okay maybe I started the game too early [8:18:07 PM] The Card Czar has taken too long to decide and has been skipped. Cards played this round are being returned to hands. [8:19:07 PM] unkillablejazz was kicked for being idle for too many rounds. [8:19:07 PM] Smokescreen was kicked for being idle for too many rounds. [8:19:07 PM] Smokescreen has left the game. [8:19:07 PM] unkillablejazz has left the game. [8:19:34 PM] verdigrisProwl wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:19:41 PM] <Whiplash> Me and Prowls [8:20:08 PM] Whiplash wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:20:23 PM] <verdigrisProwl> *warily* ... Is it safe to talk again? [8:20:36 PM] <+Officer_Friendly> Yes. [8:20:54 PM] <verdigrisProwl> Hm. [8:21:00 PM] Whiplash wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:21:38 PM] verdigrisProwl wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:21:57 PM] <verdigrisProwl> The game's certainly going faster than the last few rounds. [8:22:11 PM] <Whiplash> ((I AM SO SORRY MY BROTHER PICKED THAT CARD)) [8:22:16 PM] <+Officer_Friendly> Did you not feel safe to talk earlier? [8:22:29 PM] <verdigrisProwl> No? [8:22:32 PM] Officer_Friendly wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:22:38 PM] <Whiplash> Why not? [8:23:18 PM] Whiplash wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:23:25 PM] Play 2 cards, in the order you wish them to be judged. [8:23:56 PM] Officer_Friendly wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:24:21 PM] <verdigrisProwl> Because the last time I said anything, the room agreed that the best thing to do when I'm talking is shut up until I've stopped? [8:24:29 PM] Officer_Friendly wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:25:49 PM] <+Officer_Friendly> The last time you talked here? Because I didn't get that at all from that conversation [8:25:58 PM] Whiplash wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:26:07 PM] Play 2 cards, in the order you wish them to be judged. [8:26:15 PM] <verdigrisProwl> Hm. You agreed. [8:26:31 PM] Officer_Friendly wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:26:47 PM] <+Officer_Friendly> IWhat I took from that was that argueing with a Prowl was pointless and it was beneficial for the other person go quit to while they were ahead [8:27:11 PM] Whiplash wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:27:42 PM] <+Officer_Friendly> was that not what was happening? [8:27:42 PM] <verdigrisProwl> Huh. [8:27:58 PM] Whiplash wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:28:26 PM] verdigrisProwl wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:29:09 PM] Officer_Friendly wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:29:52 PM] <+Officer_Friendly> If Smokescreen comes back we can ask him [8:30:00 PM] verdigrisProwl wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:30:03 PM] <Whiplash> ask him what? [8:30:04 PM] <verdigrisProwl> Don't. [8:30:08 PM] Play 2 cards, in the order you wish them to be judged. [8:30:26 PM] <+Officer_Friendly> okay we dont have to. [8:30:55 PM] verdigrisProwl wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:31:31 PM] Whiplash wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:31:43 PM] <verdigrisProwl> If your Lockdown is having difficulty finding work in your universe, mine accepts visitors from other universes looking for work. [8:31:50 PM] <verdigrisProwl> With or without immigrating. [8:32:27 PM] verdigrisProwl wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:32:35 PM] Play 2 cards, in the order you wish them to be judged. [8:32:44 PM] <+Officer_Friendly> Thats definitly an option. I'm not sure how sold we are on staying in our own universe to be completely honest. [8:33:12 PM] verdigrisProwl wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:33:38 PM] Smokescreen has joined the game. [8:33:45 PM] <+Officer_Friendly> Welcome back SMokescreen [8:33:48 PM] <Whiplash> Welcome back Smokey! [8:33:56 PM] Whiplash wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:33:59 PM] <+Officer_Friendly> How was the galley, get any good snacks? [8:34:24 PM] Officer_Friendly wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:34:33 PM] Play 2 cards, in the order you wish them to be judged. [8:35:17 PM] Smokescreen wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:35:53 PM] verdigrisProwl wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:36:36 PM] Whiplash wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:37:00 PM] <+Officer_Friendly> So Prowl, how are things fairing in your universe? Since we last chatted? [8:37:27 PM] verdigrisProwl wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:37:40 PM] <verdigrisProwl> Oh. Fine. [8:37:58 PM] <+Officer_Friendly> That's good. [8:38:13 PM] verdigrisProwl wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:38:59 PM] <Smokescreen> Nice one Prowl! [8:39:40 PM] <verdigrisProwl> *nods* [8:40:02 PM] <+Officer_Friendly> This is fun, I've missed hosting card nights [8:40:50 PM] <+Officer_Friendly> Another? [8:41:06 PM] <verdigrisProwl> *shrugs* [8:41:19 PM] <Smokescreen> Sure! [8:41:32 PM] Permanent link to this game's rounds. [8:42:33 PM] Whiplash wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:43:08 PM] Whiplash wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:43:40 PM] Whiplash wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:44:19 PM] Smokescreen wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:44:27 PM] Play 2 cards, in the order you wish them to be judged. [8:44:35 PM] <+Officer_Friendly> Hard to believe Ratchet was ever a party animal [8:45:06 PM] Smokescreen wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:45:12 PM] <Smokescreen> Its hard to imagine him doing anything wild like that [8:45:41 PM] Officer_Friendly wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:46:16 PM] Smokescreen wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:46:21 PM] <verdigrisProwl> ... Tarantulas is not a monster. [8:46:31 PM] <Whiplash> ^ [8:46:40 PM] <Smokescreen> But aren't tarantulas a type of spider? [8:46:49 PM] <verdigrisProwl> Spiders aren't monsters. [8:47:02 PM] <Smokescreen> Alright you got me there [8:47:20 PM] Smokescreen wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:47:23 PM] <Smokescreen> They just have an extra amount of limbs [8:48:07 PM] Officer_Friendly wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:48:27 PM] <verdigrisProwl> I'm sure it's a normal amount from their perspective. [8:48:47 PM] Officer_Friendly wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:49:02 PM] <Smokescreen> But why so many? Why eight? [8:49:10 PM] <+Officer_Friendly> It's all about perspective [8:49:32 PM] verdigrisProwl wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:49:41 PM] <verdigrisProwl> I'm sure Tarantulas would look at you and say "why so few?" [8:50:10 PM] Officer_Friendly wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:50:20 PM] <+Officer_Friendly> How much more productive is Tarantulas with his many limbs? [8:50:29 PM] <Smokescreen> That is a confusing answer and you both know it. Plus everyone else gets on by easier with less limbs [8:50:47 PM] <Smokescreen> Just look at snakes! [8:50:51 PM] <verdigrisProwl> How many people do you know with multiple limbs to act as a basis for comparison. [8:50:54 PM] <verdigrisProwl> He's extremely productive. [8:50:55 PM] <Smokescreen> They have no limbs and they are just fine [8:50:58 PM] Officer_Friendly wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:51:01 PM] <+Officer_Friendly> Lockdown might argoue with life beaing easier with less limbs [8:51:34 PM] Whiplash wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:51:47 PM] <Smokescreen> I don't any but that can easily change [8:52:10 PM] verdigrisProwl wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:52:18 PM] Play 3 cards, in the order you wish them to be judged. [8:52:36 PM] <+Officer_Friendly> I know absolutely 0 with any more than the 4 major limbs [8:53:10 PM] verdigrisProwl wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:53:49 PM] Officer_Friendly wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:53:57 PM] <+Officer_Friendly> Extra Limbs would have been nice clearing out the trophy room. [8:53:59 PM] <Whiplash> I actually liked the one with RDJ [8:54:16 PM] <Whiplash> (my brother stole my laptop -_-) [8:54:40 PM] <verdigrisProwl> Tarantulas technically has twelve. [8:54:43 PM] Officer_Friendly wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:54:55 PM] <Smokescreen> That is much worse than I was expecting [8:55:00 PM] <Smokescreen> That's too many [8:55:08 PM] <verdigrisProwl> *the darkest of glares* [8:55:19 PM] <Smokescreen> *sheepish shrug* [8:55:31 PM] <Smokescreen> Sorry? Is it too late to take it back? [8:55:37 PM] Whiplash wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:55:40 PM] <verdigrisProwl> They're the exact appropriate amount for him. [8:55:45 PM] Play 2 cards, in the order you wish them to be judged. [8:56:35 PM] Officer_Friendly wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:56:40 PM] <Smokescreen> Hmm-mm, the right amount. The only amount he needs [8:57:17 PM] Whiplash wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [8:58:08 PM] <verdigrisProwl> *counts syllables. frowns.* [8:58:17 PM] <+Officer_Friendly> 12 limbs really would have come in handy packing things away and moving them. [8:58:43 PM] <+Officer_Friendly> I wouldn't bother structuring an actual Haiku, [8:58:52 PM] <Smokescreen> I didn't??? [8:58:55 PM] Whiplash was skipped this round for being idle for too long. [8:58:59 PM] <Smokescreen> At least not intentionally [8:59:12 PM] <Smokescreen> Oh [8:59:25 PM] Officer_Friendly wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [9:00:10 PM] verdigrisProwl wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [9:00:56 PM] Officer_Friendly wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds. Permalink [9:02:04 PM] <Whiplash> ((Hey i'm really tied and just not funny anymore I'm gonna sleep [9:02:10 PM] <Whiplash> -night guys!!)) [9:02:15 PM] <Smokescreen> 99 [9:02:19 PM] <Smokescreen> (( night! [9:03:20 PM] <+Officer_Friendly> Yeah I'm getting sleepy too night guys [9:03:51 PM] <verdigrisProwl> ((gnight)) [9:05:15 PM] Officer_Friendly has left the game. [9:05:20 PM] Smokescreen has left the game. [9:08:25 PM] Whiplash has left the game. 

[thicctor-nikiforov]

More Quotes From The Madness (21+ YOI Discord Server)

Wanna join? go ask @yuris-on-ice, only she can help you. Alternate title: what a bunch of ‘adults’ (read: overgrown teenagers) talk about in their ‘down time’ (read: 24/7 even while at work)

frank my furter bitch

teacher: do vore for jesus

Someone is gay and I'm gonna find them lol

I remember when I was at the mall in lolita once.  This mother asked me if i did childrens birthday parties.  And I just blurted out I hated kids in front of her and her daughter.

do u ever feel like a an old cowboy screaming AAAAAAAAAH in the sky

ChristopheBot: ʕ ۝ᴥ۝ ʔ < I̹̼̯T͉̩̜'̯̠͢S̻͈͜ S̟͓̠N̡̦̠A͙̪͍C̮̤̫K̯̪̩ T̥̦͚I̠̘ͅM̨̹͟E̢̦̩.͈̱͚ I:  what happened to his eyes ChristopheBot:  ʕ ۝ᴥ۝ ʔ < Ḭ̙̘'̢̥̱L͚̻ͅL̼̮ͅ B̹͖̤Ḛ͈͎ B̻̺̫A͕̘̩C̳͓͍K̡̝͇ V̥͕ͅE̪̲̬R̙̦��Y̥̪ͅ S̱̘̪O̼͓ͅO̧͇̖N̝̙̺.̖̣̩ B̼̭͢E̳̙ͅ G͎͚̥O͕̬̯O̳̗̖D̼̥̘

I hope Christophe gains sentience and becomes a rogue computer program. Since I'm not having kids, that can be my contribution to eternity

In a world traumatized by sentient Chris-bot, only N with a whip can save the day

ChristopheBot:  ʕ ۝ᴥ۝ ʔ < S̨̠ͅN̨̞͜A̬͈̮C̼̙͜K̫̙͉S̜͉͚ A͖̙̰Ŗ͔̟E͙̺̰ A̭̻̙N̮̩͜ I̧̙̫L̟̬̣L̪̩͢U̢͙̠Ş̢̺Į̬͎Ǫ̤͜N͚̙̝

WITNESS THIS BURRITO PAIN

Monks blessing the dead people with sex, that's good to know.

ugh this skin prison

Dear Mrs. Malfoy. I would to bang yer son. I am a little drunc. Plz tell me how to sex him. K thanks. Sicerly, Harry Potter

writing is like fart, if you have to force it it's probably shit

He’s a wheelchair

Is your yaoi free range???

i wish i could kill people and absorb the years they have left into my body and live longer

Is it still spitroasting if one roaster has a vagina? Or is there a different word?

stupid vestigial body parts

developing a severe mental problem involving dolls 

At least you have fancy knives for your murder needs.

Fucké

ＢＯＴＴＯＭ ＶＩＣＴＯＲ ＩＳ ＬＩＦＥ

I'm not a communist I just want to kill the rich

gay wizards > serious shite

don't come in my house and admire my dildo collection if you're not old enough for me to shove that dildo inside you

Christophe Bot: You can't feed a dead kitten.

If I were a horse I would lick your salt body

I hear this game called Outside has some pretty crazy PVP

"child amusement experience store"

My Dragonfucking Furniture Builder is still in japan

i just get annoyed when I plan for fluff then someone trips onto a cock...  then it is all cum and sweat lol 

im here to properly bold the dicks

bleach my flour baby

K:  Hi guys what's up N:  beastiality and satan,  same as always F:  We put human dicks up pochayuu's butt we are the best judge of logical

Daddies for sausage.

MEERY DICKMAS

sprng loaded penis confetti

can i fuck the hamster ball

my stream; now with 100% more talk of epilating the hair from your testicles

wouldn't it be nice if i just didn't waste all my time on the internet

should've known he was a dick when he didn't name his chain daddy john's

Help I’m drunk at a work sinner

I had plans for tonight but now I'm just drunk and singing to my hamster how much I love her

missionary, victor on bottom, 1-2-3 fingers and plenty of lube, "i love yous" exchanged, gazing into each other's eyes, slowly thrusting, rings gleaming

niliforv is viktor's bootleg cousin

cockblocked by the human body

I know they're so cute and they're suppose to have really awesome personalities and when they get big they look like giant pink penises

puts a straw into the ass TAKE A FUCKING SIP BABES  

i'd let a panda kill me

I’m the biggest homophone

my gender is bitch

Save a moose. Ride a Canadian.

o/ I have met a cute dick!

I'm in the real lube

I'm just really content with my life right now . Isn't perfect or anything, I just have optimism that I can get through it.   I love you all.

dont be jealous of my potato wife

we are all potatoes drifting in the void

chris gave me the good nut sauce

Blursed 

have this ham as a tolken of my affection  

 guys I'm playing D&D and my flamboyantly bisexual airship captain just got offered an immortal hookup by a vampire

yll I just shoved my toothbrush up my nose

Glitter is the herpes of the holidays

tell me if u need squid, i am a squid magnet

I COME WHEREVER I WANT

What a Canadian death

bitch viktor ain't real

murder me...but make it sexy

prove they're not splenda daddies then hop on that dick

riding horses is racist

jesus fuck my fingers

i am a free corn kin

"When two souls meet in darkness what happens when there is light" what does that mean 

(after sharing yoi season 2 rickroll and everyone falling for it) NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOW- oh wait i just did ¬w¬

this is the only place where eating lipstick is seen as an accomplishment

IT STOPPED BEING ACCIDENTAL WHEN YOU REALIZED AND KEPT EATING IT

you realized you were eating lipstick and then just kept going

If I'm gonna eat lipstick I'mma finish

I'm starved for attention but at least I'm not starved for lipstick

eda maim me

Why do people think they can just ... say something

Your pastry is currently thinking, “donut fucking drop me again.”

i cant just look at a fucking disembodied vagina and be like OOOH YEAH THATS SEXY BECAUSE IM A LESBIAN

I wanna be a mountain

I'm with hamster DOES THAT MEAN YOU ARE PREGNANT WITH A HAMSTER

Phichit blushed and rubbed his stomach with small gently circles. "Yuuri, I need to tell you something. Yuuri startled. "What's wrong Phichit?" Phichit chewed at his bottom lip. "I-I'm with... I'm with hamster Yuuri. I due in February."

CURRY HAMSTER MPREG HAMSTTER PREGNAT WITH HAMSTER CURRY PIZZA HAMSTERPOTATOESHAMSTERELMOEVERYTHINGISONFIRE

Please don't eat or fuck your hamster

are you telling me you jerked off a fish

remember kids, capitalization is the difference between helping your uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse

[realblackhelix]

Regarding Season 5 Legends of Tomorrow

Spoilers mostly because of two paragraphs of quotes hinting at Season 5 but it's not really spoilery.

So everyone seems a little worried about the season finale spoilers which are hinting about what season 5 may be about and while I am a little something has been niggling at me, a lot of somethings.

If you are here only for Avalance. Check #4 it's a theory that I haven't been able to shake since I read the Season 5 spoilers.

Here for potential episode count of Season 5 of Legends of Tomorrow and/or the potential reasoning behind it's midseason, next year move? Try #3

Or here for a potential theory regarding Season 5 entirely. This also includes Avalance and has a little more backbone then #4. Check out #5

Here for Crisis on Infinite Earths? Check the last part.

So I made a list and dug back through almost every episode of Legends from season 3-4 to try to calm my fears and honestly I think there are some huge clues buried deep in there.

1. People are worried that next Season will be Legends of Tomorrow's last and I honest to god think Legends of Tomorrow will end with a Season 6 and not 5. Why do I think this? Mostly because the CW renewed it for season 5 didn't mention it was ending and renewed Arrow for season 8 and mentioned that it would be it's final season. Plus I doubt they'd end two of the Arrowverse shows one after the other. I know it hasn't been running as long as Arrow and Legends isn't the flagship show but I do believe they would've let people know if that would be it. Though that said I do believe Legends will have a Season 6 and that will be it's last, do I want it to be? No.

Should it be? That's to be determined.

There are hundreds of stories a show like Legends could tell but honestly ask yourself is it worth the risk of Legends losing what makes it Legends, let it and those in it go down as Legends I say.

2. And what happens when the Legends awaken the original guardians of Time (no, not the Time Masters, sillies, that was season one!) who wish to erase everything the Legends have “screwed up for the better” over the past four seasons?

I needed to especially hit this nail on the head, considering I began writing a fic back at the beginning of 3B about original guardians of time, I literally even called them Time Guardians and tied the original 2 of them to Adam and Eve and there was this whole plot surrounding what if and honestly Im scrapping it now, I was probably never going to finish it but I was almost half way through so thats something.

Now to get on with the actual point of this quote, I dont know if anybody has noticed but this entire season offset with the actors and actressess and onset as their characters, especially the closer it gets to the finale has been extremely focused on the wrongs season 1 did, how bad it was, how much the actors didn't like it (example - Dominic Purcell's quote, Phil Klemmers comments about it and on and on with the other actors), the quote above even mentions the fact that these guardians will try to correct the past 4 seasons and then there's Sara's and Mick's mention to it in "Nip/Stuck", the offshoot moment that had everyone going awwww when Mick mentioned they were the last of the originals and Sara mentioned they were different back then and that they are growing up but hopefully not apart (a huge hint I believe that this show is ready to tie the knot, just not season 5 ready because they'll need to be adults for that ending and they aren't quite there yet) season 4 was about coming to terms with that fact and season 5 will be about them acting on it, season 6 will be the realisation that every Legend has an ending. This is where season 5 'them acting on being adults' comes into it, I believe Legends is going to try to write season 1's wrong in a way they haven't done yet, do I mean they'll literally go back and rewrite season 1? No, i swear to god they better not that would be another level of unbelievable yet to be achieved but that doesn't mean certain aspects of season 1 won't have a huge impact, season 1 brought them together as in Sara's words "the original losers, not important to history" and now look at them. Season 1 of Legends will play a pivotal plot point to Season 5, a realisation of soughts. It's time for the Legends to grow up, realise that every action truly has consequences and that nothing lasts forever, something they couldn't fathom when Rip tried to keep them from fixing their mess in 3x01 forcing them to get normal lives and not be time travelling superheroes. Though they'll surely have their fun discovering this.

3. Midseason Return and episode count

Okay, I am not worried at all about this. Is it shitty? Yeah definitely. We won't be getting episodes until at least at minimum January next year but let's be honest with Batwoman hitting our screens, this was going to happen.

Legends of Tomorrow is the CW's most outrageous, crazy, no ordinary run of the mill show they have. It's no longer able to fit with the nitty gritty of the Arrowverse, it's in a league of its own.

These things are what make Legends of Tomorrow, Legends of Tomorrow. It wouldn't be the same if it resembled the street show Arrow is or the teen superhero show the Flash is or the normal, kind of? that Supergirl is or whatever type of darl thing Batwoman will be. Just like Black Lightning (which if you aren't watching, why?) Legends is something of its own. Unique.

Moving Legends away may very well be them realising this.

As for episode count, I don't expect anything above 16 episodes but I certainly don't expect anything below 13. This whole 10 episode rumour going around, I find it hard to believe, Arrow got 10 mostly because it's the last season and Stephen Amell requested a shorter series to end on.

4. Avalance - let's be honest most of you reading this are only here for the Avalance. Probably.

What do I think of Avalance leading into season 5? I think we got our answer perhaps in the form of Clexacon, 4B and the spoiler. Everyone is so concerned with the fact that they may break up that they haven't considered something entirely different.

In attempting to change her future, Zari Tomaz (Tala Ashe) will accidentally change not just the past she shared with Nate Heywood (Nick Zano), but fundamentally change who the Legends are in season five.

From this one paragraph everybody assumes they are going to be broken up in this new reality. If that turns out to be the case I am all here for a finding their way back to each other season. Remember, Sara and Ava are who each other want. They'll find their way back to one another.

Though this isn't what I get from this, remember Clexacon. Remember baby Beebo's? Remember Ava wanting a life with Sara and Sara not entirely sure she could give that to Ava with her past, remember everything with Sara's father, remember Ava wanting to talk about kids and so on and so on. Now I'm not saying Quentin will make an appearance but I am suggesting that what if this new reality is everything they ever wanted, what if it's paradise, Ava has a kid with Sara, Sara has her father and she's in a good place with Ava but nothing feels right. What if it changes their lives all for the better and season 5 is them coming to terms with the fact that they can't have something that isn't really real. Imagine Ava having to let go of a child, Sara having to say goodbye to a living family, Nate saying goodbye to his Dad again, Mick having to let go off being some famous writer and so on and so on for every other character. It's not their reality whether it's perfect or not at the end of the day they are heroes and now they need to prove it.

Will Avalance have a rough patch? No doubt.

Will they be broken up at the start of next season? Who knows, I don't, not really.

Will they find their place together? Definitely, I'd bet my life Legends Season 5 ends with Avalance. Though Season 6 may start with only one of them.

5. What if the opposite of the above happens?

What if it's the fact that Zari erases herself from history or never meets the Legends and detrimentally changes the future, I mean that was a theme through all of season 3 and looking back at the fantastic episode "Here We Go Again" Gideon and Zari figure out that without her they can't stop Mallus, what else would've happened without Zari.

If Zari never met the Legends what would the impact be?

First we need to take a look at Zari and what brought her too the Legends, namely her brother and the desire to save him, he gave her the totem, so let's think this through, if Zari some how manages to save her brother (I'm gonna say she saves him with her dragon, that dragon will come into play somehow, leaving it at Zari's was in no way a random thing), she never gets the totem, she never joins the Legends and the Legends no longer have six totems.

What then? What about Mallus? What about Nora?

What about Avalance, Zari (with the help of the cheeky bot, Sara's words not mine,) were catalysts for them, is it possible that without her push to Sara, Ava moved on with that ex in Vegas or someone else. It would give Legends and opportunity for some hilarious Sara jealousy and pining something we haven't really ever seen. Could you imagine? They would be friends with or without Zari but would they be together? Sara is a little stupid when it comes to admitting feelings and Ava is a little dense when it comes to anything Sara related, it would make for a joy to watch as Sara and Ava fall in love all over again but never truly get together until everything is fixed with time and they realise the lynch pin to their relationship starting was Zari.

What about Charlie? Or Constantine? Zari had a huge impact on both characters, "Legends of To-Meow-Meow" is all the proof you need.

Would Constantine even be a part of the team?

Would Charlie?

Would Mick be a writer, Zari gave him the push he needed, to be out as a writer and to be a writer. Without Zari, Here We Go Again never happened.

Zari impacted every one of Legends, willing or not. Mostly not.

What about those donuts? Would the Waverider be overrun by donuts? Poor Gideon.

Crisis on Infinite Earths

Alright this is because this makes me more nervous than Season 5 of Legends spoilers does. Probably because we haven't heard anything really and only have the comics to truly back the crazy theories surrounding it.

Lets give it a look. Canon flow of the story between all shows hasn't been the CW's greatest forte, their plot holes only seem to get bigger and bigger with every second or third episode that hits the screen as they try to tie all these shows together.

That said, one thing that has yet to become a plot hole, at least not that I've seen. Feel free to correct me if I'm wrong.

The Legends were picked because they wouldn't impact history in any great way. Sara dying or any Legends dying to save the multiverse would throw a wrench into this and blow the biggest plot hole in Legends that would be pretty hard to turn around from. I'm not saying that they might not try because it is the CW but let's be honest going into Clexacon, Jes and Caity knew how Legends was going to end, Caity will be back for the next season which would be awkward if she died in the crossover (Though she does have a habit of coming back from death), so relax chill and wait to see that most likely this Crossover will show what happens with Oliver Queen the Arrow, one final Arrowverse send of for the one who started it. Love or loathe Arrow, personally for me it went downhill around season 5 but I hold a soft spot for it, love or loathe you probably wouldn't have everything else without it. So give it a round of applause when it finishes, Stephen Amell and the rest of them deserve it.

That said it is Crisis on Infinite Earths, who's to say that the new season of Legends will take place on the Earth we are familiar with, after all they're time travellers, who needs Earth, time will do just fine. Just have to wait and see.

If only we had a time machine right?

[grubhivemind]

-- devicefulFlightrisk [DF] began pestering decastichAmazifier [DA] -- 

DF: Hi. 

DF: Are you still on Avalon? 

DF: I was just wondering... 

DF: If anything else was happening? There? Or... 

DF: I dont know.

DA: yeah i'm still here, not pullin out yet 

DA: nothin is goin on form what i can see but i got my eyes in as many places as i can 

DA: check your local Kavi for street stories 

DA: i got this shit my man if anything happens you want updates 

DA: also i know you've been asked  how you are a million times so i'm not gonna do that but i do definitely give a shit how you are

DF: Oh, its okay... I dont really mind people asking. 

DF: Im just not sure what to say... 

DF: Theres... 

DF: A lot going through my head I guess.

DA: wanna talk through it?

DF: ... 

DF: I think I do. 

DF: It hurts too much to carry it around. 

DF: But I dont know... Its scary to even think about. 

DF: For... a lot of reasons.

DA: no judgement man 

DA: just let her rip 

DA: have at me, ramble all you gotta

DF: :( 

DF: I just... wish I wasnt thinking about it the way that I am. 

DF: I want to be angry... I want to pretend I never had anything to do with any of that. Like... 

DF: Like its unforgivable. 

DF: Because it is. 

DF: But I dont feel that way. 

DF: I can only think of what Id do if 

DF: 

DF: Theyre his family... I cant even imagine how Id react to 

DF: Its stupid. Im stupid for thinking that way!!! 

DF: I shouldve just listened to Joel!!!!!!!!

DA: woof, never thought i'd read that statement ever 

DA: obviously he'd never know about this but now he'll especially never know, we can't let his ego have this 

DA: but anyway 

DA: it's not dumb to rationalize 

DA: for many reasons, i think 

DA: for one you were into him and for two that's... yeah? makes sense? 

DA: we all kinda Rush The Fuck In™ when it comes to our family and that's like... understandable?

DF: But it doesnt matter... 

DF: Nobody else sees it that way. Even if people do, its not... 

DF: I dont know. It just doesnt matter. 

DF: I wish I was never a part of any of this. 

DF: It hurts so much... 

DF: I dont know why I ever thought things could work out.

DA: well 

DA: i'll tell you somethin jujubee 

DA: if you think somethin is worth it then they can work out... it's just give and take and i dunno man 

DA: it's a complicated situation 

DA: i'm not really a big fan of violence either if it can be avoided but not all people are like that and some shit is plain inexcusable 

DA: and mayve sometimes you try and things just still don't work out it's about how much you're willin to give up 

DA: i tried to give Sapire a second chance and that didn't work so now he's like.... gone forever i guess? which it sucks and all that but like, you have to focus on you at the end of the day 

DA: don't compromise your feelings or morals for anyone man, it might keep someone in your life but it'd just make you miserable in the long-run 

DA: and you deserve more than that :(

DF: Its so confusing... 

DF: Like... if circumstances were different... It would have been perfect. You know? DF: Im afraid that Ill forgive anything just to have that feeling back. It just... aches!!! Ive never felt so awful... 

DF: But... Its scarier thinking of how alienated Id feel from everyone else. 

DF: If I forgave it, I dont think anyone would forgive me.

DA: that's somethin you're gonna need time to think about 

DA: and i mean just because you forgive someone doesn't mean they're out of the shit 

DA: to be honest i can't really think of anything that would be a suitable punishment or penalty or whatever but i mean it doesn't have to be black or white 

DA:  also things are stupid hectic right now so taking time to think or even worrying about it later is probably best for you in this situation 

DA: shit's tense

DF: I guess youre right... 

DF: Im worried whats going to happen on Avalon too... Without Kougah there to take care of things. 

DF: I wish the people had just listened... We couldve done something. 

DF: I know... some things??? But I dont know if I can really help on my own. It feels... hopeless to try.

DA: yeah Baldur feels the same, he was actually asking me if i did any shit with music and that it might help? 

DA: to be honest i'm not keen on anyone dipping toe out the castle 

DA: also i've already got the place on lockdown so like 

DA: nah? 

DA: i get he wants to help but he's not about to solo this shit out

DF: ... Well, um... 

DF: Maybe we could work something out... 

DF: Auryhn, Kagome and Karima could come with us? They could watch out for us while we try to ... do our thing or whatever. 

DF: I just... I dont know what might happen and I dont want to stand idly by... :(

DA: mm 

DA: maybe yeah 

DA: you guys can put what you know together and try to do your thing 

DA: but we all are definitely sticking together, it's crazy out there so just.. we'll try to set this shit up and give it a go and see how it goes but if it doesn't work then i'm sorry but i wouldn't vote for another trip back in...

DF: Thats... probably fair. 

DF: I guess Ill try getting ahold of Baldur and see what we can do. 

DF: Ugh... 

DF: I really should be relaxing, shouldnt I? :( 

DF: But I cant help thinking about all this...

DA: lmao to be honest i should be relaxing too probably 

DA: Nellie's been making me chill the fuck out but ... no?? 

DA: there's so much to do and so much to think about and so much to plan for 

DA: it's impossible to waste time and there's too much going on to not be doing shit 

DA: is what it feels like, and probably is 

DA: i think it just needs to get to the point where we're not running ourselves ragged 

DA: do what we can, plan some shit out, then when it's like you gotta scrounge for shit to do then stop

DF: Yeah... That makes sense. 

DF: There isnt much I can do right now... 

DF: What have you been keeping yourself busy with? Exactly?

DA: mostly making sure this castle is impossible to get in if you're not supposed to be in it but also making sure we're not exactly sitting ducks 

DA: right now i'm doing a little minor reprogramming to some of his service bots around here 

DA: also playing host 

DA: makin some food and shit 

DA: gotta keep the guests well fed 

DA: i've also been watching the monitors i can tap into but some are too fuckin far

DF: Ohhh... Wow. You have been busy. 

DF: Id probably be doing the same. Hehe. 

DF: Im glad youre keeping safe... I think of all the places you could be on Avalon, thats already the safest. Um. 

DF: In terms of avoiding certain dangers... The weather probably isnt great up there. But even then... 

DF: Im just relieved.

DA: you know me, ever the busy bee :P 

DA: and yeah it's a chill place to be for now 

DA: tbh i wish Auryhn would drop the fuck in but idk i know he has a job also he's just.... upset really 

DA: he's a big guy but him feelings too big for him damn body

DF: Oh.... Yeah...... 

DF: I can imagine this is all pretty, um... Stressful for him, too.

DA: yeah... 

DA: i'll wear him down eventually i'm confident of it 

DA: but it's all fresh right now, he's still processing i think so yeah. it's just a lot for everyone to absorb

DF: It is..... 

DF: But... Im glad I talked to you about it. I feel a little less overwhelmed now... 

DF: At least my thoughts are sorted out a little better, if nothing else...

DA: glad to help Peapod <3 

DA: i'm glad we could talk, sorry i couldn't make it to the open invite thing but i'll get at you later 

DA: before all this i dug up some manga turned anime about two dudes whose dongs got turned into chicks and the chicks are gay for each other 

DA: if that's not a pride month shitfest of a marathon i don't know what is 

DA: give me the large gays and tiny lesbians 

DA: so yeah. strap the fuck in next time we get together

DF: Thats...... :O 

DF: That sure is the concept of an anime alright! 

DF: Hehe... Im looking forward to it.

[ircmeltdown]

Blowfish begs for a tilde

blowfish: yo i think that nigga put that in a honeypot or an iot

blowfish: i noticed

blowfish: SH4.1

blowfish: as the shell

blowfish: he left a mark

blowfish: w/ irc.supernets.org

blowfish: behind

blowfish: LOL

blowfish: why does acid have higher oper then me

blowfish: he has &

blowfish: i brought him here

ak: who knows or cares

ak: not like hes abusing it

blowfish: neither am i

blowfish: he barely chats

blowfish: he should be brouyght down to +o like i was

blowfish: just making a point

ak: acid gave me 14 boxes

ak: thats p sick if u ask me

blowfish: im your nigga tho

blowfish: dude thats not cool man

ak: yeah you are

ak: hence why u got chanops and linkops

blowfish: i wan me tilde back

ak: u literally just want netops for the rep and vanity

ak: which is stupid as fuck

blowfish: i understand how to oper

blowfish: just because i wasnt chatting for a 3 days

blowfish: doesnt give you the right to do that

blowfish: and say I don't know how to oper

blowfish: whats the point of even having link ops

blowfish: it doesnt do shit

blowfish: i cant sajoin shit

blowfish: theres no fucking point 2 it

blowfish: i cant gzline

blowfish: and i may have handled the floods incorrectly but atleast i tried

ak: linkops gives u a ton of privs

ak: normal users dont have

blowfish: takbar never did shit

blowfish: all im saying dude

blowfish: is i tried and takbar never did

ak: operclass linker {

ak: privileges {

ak: channel { extbans; operonly; restrictedmodes; topic; };

ak: immune {

ak: channel { flood; };

ak: jointhrottle;

ak: limits;

ak: regonly;

ak: };

ak: kill { local; };

ak: override {

ak: ban { operonly; };

ak: channel { invite; };

ak: extban;

ak: invite;

ak: kick { nokick; }

ak: message;

ak: mode;

ak: see;

ak: topic;

ak: };

ak: privacy;

ak: self { ident; };

ak: server { info; opermotd; remote; };

ak: tkl { kline; };

ak: };

ak: };

ak: look @ all those privs bo

ak: privs 4 dayz

blowfish: why is it that blowfish gets knocked down the totem

blowfish: when he put in just as much effort as u did

blowfish: into making this irc pop

blowfish: take your time

ak: bringing chatters in here and chatting har is awesome

ak: that doesnt mean every person who does that gets netops

blowfish: so why does dolphgin get netops

ak: cus he knows how to oper

ak: he gets abusive but

ak: hes in his place now

blowfish: so do I

blowfish: just as much as he does

blowfish: i can use google just like he can

blowfish: anyone can

ak: he doesnt have to google

blowfish: neither do i

ak: ive witnessed how u handle floods

ak: all you do is +im every time

blowfish: name one thing

blowfish: ive deinitely

ak: other than that

ak: i didnt see u do

ak: anythign else with ops

blowfish: thats

blowfish: noit

blowfish: what i have done

ak: my memory is

ak: flawless and great

blowfish: ok

blowfish: remove me oper

blowfish: me link

blowfish: and me link

ak: are u really chimping out right now lol

blowfish: its not about a chimp out

blowfish: im just gonna be a normal chatter

ak: this is pathetic

ak: this is why i dont give u netops

ak: cus u whine when u dont get ur way

blowfish: its not about that

blowfish: its about me having me privs stripped

blowfish: so i will not contribute like u think i already dont

ak: "if i cant wear the crown, i dont wanna be in the castle"

blowfish: its not that, u think

blowfish: i dont contribute

ak: i said u do

ak: u chat and bring chatters

ak: and offer shells to keep chatters

ak: i just dont think u need a higher level of ops than you have right now

ak: i mean really

ak: most of the op shit is in #superbowl

ak: theres hardly any network op shit that even needs to be done

ak: 80% of the time

ak: anope handles so much shit now and the dnsbl's

ak: i dont really get what privs you want that youre lack right now

blowfish: gzline

blowfish: sajoin

blowfish: and a ~

blowfish: to show im an og

blowfish: and stuck along the way

ak: the only hosts that ever need to be gzline'd are bots

ak: and the dnsbl does that

ak: why do u need sajoin

ak: you and i both know you just wanna

ak: /fuckyou ppl

blowfish: no

blowfish: i dont

blowfish: quit being retarded

blowfish: u asked me what i wanted

blowfish: i told u bluntly

blowfish: sajoin

blowfish: gzline

blowfish: so i can handle

blowfish: when things need 2 be

blowfish: done

ak: blowfish: and a ~

ak: you literally want this for the vanity lol

ak: ~ dos nothing but prevent you from being kicked by lower level chanops.

ak: but u have linkops, so u can already ban evade

blowfish: ok remove the ~

blowfish: from u and takbar

blowfish: remove the ~

blowfish: from u and tkabar

blowfish: for the whole month

ak: what

ak: lol

blowfish: do it

ak: what the fuck

blowfish: why wont u

ak: are you

blowfish: remove it

ak: even

ak: saying

ak: rn

blowfish: if its juist vanity

blowfish: make yourselves only +o

ak: im saying its vanity in your eyes

blowfish: its vanity in your eyes 2

ak: what is ~ gonna do for you that u cant do rigt now?

blowfish: apparently

blowfish: i was ~ before and now im not

ak: what is ~ gonna do for you that u cant do rigt now?

* ak waits..

blowfish: if ur not giving me gzline or sajoin

blowfish: then take it all the way

blowfish: because theres no point in even having it

ak: are you actually blogging this long about 2 privs ???

ak: is this serious lol

blowfish: its v srs

blowfish: actually ur right

blowfish: acid gave u 17 boxes

blowfish: u dont need me box

blowfish: the ram can be used for shells for people

ak: answer these 3 questions...

ak: 1. what is ~ gonna do for you that you cant do right now

ak: 2. when would u even need sajoin besides to /fuckyou

ak: 3. why would u need gzline when dnsbl does all that

ak: abusive users get a kline/channebl ban, not a gzline

ak: which u can do already

blowfish: i need to sajoin when situations happen like mass kicks

ak: masskicks are pretty impossible with the anope access list..

blowfish: u and i both know dnsbl doesnt block everything

blowfish: ur a fool if u think that

ak: we have about 90 users here

ak: and the max users ever was 120

ak: 30 bots?

ak: looks like dnsbl works fine

blowfish: this is going nowhere

blowfish: your a psychotpath

ak: cus you arent making any points

blowfish: remove me

blowfish: im a normal chatter now

blowfish: In the event that the dnsbl gets through I would like to have my priviledges ban to remove the problem.

blowfish: theres plenty of times when im on @ 4am 5am or even early morning and shit goes wrong briefly

ak: you want to manually gzline a few bots instead of piling them in #lobby with +lL and ignoring it?

ak: that sounds like a waste of keys to type

blowfish: infact

blowfish: wat the actual fuck

blowfish: dude

blowfish: is wrong with u

ak: nothing actually

ak: