#yea but what if when i was in a car with a beautiful bot

[tvrnpike]

getting high and readinf richard siken

[yonduismarrypoppins]

Kickback

Summary; “Was at a kickback playing spades. Didn't even know her, Jamaican with pretty eyes. She came over and asked if I would teach her how to play. I was like yeah she sat on my lap and next thing i know i was in a two year relationship. She still doesn't know how to play.”

Photos aren't mine, credit to the og owners

Warnings: mentions of alcohol but nobody's drinking, reader isn't necessarily Jamaican but imagine them however you want. Jack is down bad, as he should be. This is kinda self indulgent and I can't write endings, my apologies.

A/N: I was watching the ShxtsnGigs Podcast for inspo and the second I heard this tweet I had to write it.

Wrote this for @webinurcloset btw

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Druski had sent a text to Urban about a last minute party, only 15 people or so. Jack decided that hanging out with some friends wouldn't be too bad, especially after the release of his newest album. He put on a simple white tank top, jeans, his glasses, his ‘Private Garden’ ring and some white new balance sneakers.

He waited in the car for Urban to finish getting ready, looking through his phone in the driver's seat making sure he had the address. He then checked out Druskis' story to see if he knew anyone else there, he noticed the house. The perfect place for a chill party, he thought. He stopped at a clip of you laughing your ass off when someone's soda exploded. Clicking on the right side of his screen for what felt like the thousandth time in a row just to hear your laugh over and over again, ‘typa’ shit people write songs about’, he thought.

The passenger door suddenly opened and shut “Aight, lets go.” Jack quickly hit the power button on the side of his phone, shoving it in his pocket “Word”.

The drive was quick, only making one stop for gas and some candy.

Once they arrived Urban made a beeline for the living room in the form of a conversation pit. He watched as Urban carefully made his way down the ramp, dapping Druski up before sitting down. Jack took a second to admire the house and headed to the kitchen. He searched the fridge, pleasantly surprised at the lack of alcohol he grabbed a ‘Sprite’ and walked towards the two seater couch in the corner, surrounded by windows. Not much light came through due to the night sky but the stars were beautiful regardless. Once again he found himself on his phone, scrolling aimlessly before he was interrupted.

“Hey man” he looked up, finding the source of the voice to be Urban “We ‘finna play cards, want in?” “Sure” he stood. “What are we playing?” “Spades”.

As he made his way down the ramp he noticed you, isolated in the corner laughing in Druskis' general direction. He made his way in front of you, “Can I?” he pointed towards the seat next to you. You looked up at him and nodded with a smile, and pulled your blanket onto your lap. He maneuvered around the tables and sat down, placing his can in front of him. He turned to you and held out his hand, “I'm Jack, you?” you chuckled, “I know who you are, it's nice to meet you”. You shook his hand. “How are you liking the party so far?” “It's cool, this house is awesome. I thought you couldn't get conversation pits any more.” you smiled “you can't, I had to get it built after I bought the house”

Jack took a second to process your words “this is your place?” “yes” Jack turned his body towards you “damn, you got good taste” your smile still had not faltered “thank you”.

Your little bubble popped when an empty ‘Coke Can’ hit Jack's shoulder. “Hey, you still gon’ play?” Jack turned to face the table and leaned forward “Yea, deal me in” he turned back to you “you playin’? “I don't know how” he smiled slyly, “I'll teach you” you leaned forward and rested your head on his shoulder “ok”.

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Two Years Later

You were sitting outside, cuddled with your favorite blanket talking to Druski, Urban and his girl, Sunny and Cozane when Jackman walked out of the back door. “I found the pickle chips!”

Everyone around the fire pit broke out in ‘horrays’ while you smiled. Jack made a beeline towards you, handing off the large green bag before sitting down and pulling you into his lap. He looked down at you with so much love, “You havin’ fun baby?”. You smiled up at him and responded “Yes” before leaning up to kiss him. After a solid 15 seconds there was a chorus of gags and other expressions of disgust that made you both giggle before separating and facing the other people around the fire. “Oh shut up y'all are cute” Urbans girl said, she was always sweet to you even though you'd only known each other for a few months when she started dating Urban.

“Aight’ enough of this, who wants to play spades?” Druski said, pulling a deck of cards out of his pants pocket. “How are we gonna play spades around a fire?” Sunny said quizzically. “I don't know, yall are ruining the vibe, y/n play with me right quick” “I cant play spades” you said, everyone looked at you, Jack looked down at you and said “I thought i taught you the night we met?” Your smile brightened tenfold, “you tried to but I honestly wasn't paying attention.” You’ll tell him the reason another day, deciding that a spontaneous ego boost might not be what this moment needs. Jack smiled and laughed along with everyone else in the yard.

In that moment Jack thought about how glad he was to have sat next to you that night and to be sitting next to you now, he also reminded himself to actually teach you how to play cards.

I wrote something I'm kinda proud of, what!!??!?!? In other news, would yall be ok if I wrote for marvel and obx? I'm hyperfixating rn and i need an excuse to get m ideas out, i might have you guys vote on what I should write next 😏

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A Beautiful Secret

Pairings: Steve Rogers x Stark!Reader

Warnings: italics are memories. reader has slight ptsd, mentions of scars and reader got them, iron dad being.. well iron dad. cursing

Disclaimer: it’s hella long. like hella fucking long. I’m also sorry that it took so long for it to get here. But it’s here!!

Summary: You’re the daughter of Tony Stark and you’re in a secret relationship with Steve.

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“Dad!”

You stepped out of the car, throwing Tony his Iron man case. Your dress was burnt at the bottom from when Ivan had cut the car door in half. The sparks from that had landed on your ankles and scattered up your leg.

“(Y/N), get in the damn car!!” Tony yelled as Pepper reached for you. However, she couldn’t touch you. A whip had wrapped around your forearm and waist, sending electricity up the whip and onto you. It burnt right through the fabric of your dress, and made its mark on your body. Forever leaving the incident on you.

You let out an earsplitting scream, feeling the electricity course through your body. It should’ve killed you. It would’ve if Tony hadn’t blasted Ivan across the road. You had fallen onto the road, feeling the pain subdue. Your vision grew blurry as your father came into view.

“Stay with me, C’mon honey, look at me, (Y/N!)”  

***

You jolted awake at the sound of your name being called. Sweat was trickling down your forehead, staining the pillow. That didn’t stop you from burying your face back in it, letting out a whimper as you did so. Your grip becoming iron tight on the sheets. Your breathing becoming heavy and more rapid.

“Hey, hey. It’s ok, it’s ok” you head a familiar voice say. You must’ve screamed in your sleep, probably when you got attacked. “Look at me honey.”

You looked up at Tony, seeing the worry in his eyes as he gave you a small yet comforting smile. The light from the hallway shown on his face, there was bags under his eyes from the lack of sleep he was getting tonight, just like you. Like father, like daughter right?

“You’re safe, it’s ok. No one is hurting you. Not anymore,” he knelt down on the floor next to your bed. Moving your hair out of your face, and wiped the fresh tears. “What was it tonight?”

“We were at the races, and Ivan attacked,” you sniffed.

Tony nodded knowing how hard that day was for the both of you. Both of you were on the brink of death. Him, the reactor was killing him. You, Ivan almost killed you. He abruptly stood up and motioned for you to move over, and you did so. He threw the sweat drenched pillow across the room, and picked up a new one from the floor, laying it next to you before his body met the bed.

“C’mon, we’ll battle this together.” His head fell on the bed, and his arms inviting you in, and you graciously accepted, laying your head on his chest. This was normal for the two of you, it was tradition in fact. It started when you were a little girl, and was scared of the dark and the thing in your closet.

Sleep came a lot easier for you two that night. Listening to each other breath and the soft music you usually played as you got ready for bed. The comfort you two brought each other wasn’t like any father-daughter relationship had. Maybe it was the fact that your first mother died when she was giving birth to you, meaning Tony became main provider, or maybe it was that you were the light of his life. 

When he and Pepper finally got together, she cared for you like you were her own. She loved and adored you two, and wouldn’t dare get in the way of your relationship. She became your mother, and you loved and adored her, as much as she did you. 

*** 

Tony found you the next morning on the couch, eating a bowl of cereal with Peter, who was on the floor talking about his latest science project, when Tony handed you a laptop and an ear piece.

“I want you to be our eyes and ears in our commons for the simulation training today,” He answered the confused look you gave him.

“You want me to basically be Friday?” 

“Well.. No, but yea. I know you want to be apart of the team, but you’re not done with your training, plus you’re really good with computers. So, you’ll be the eyes and ears for this training. Maybe next training, you’ll be apart of it. Pete, suit up. Friday, tell the team to suit up.

“Yes, sir.” The AI sent out the message.

***

Handing each member of the team a comm piece, they entered the Simulation Training Room. You knew it was for practice, but you were still nervous. You’ve never done this before. It was your responsibility to help the team through this fake mission.

You watched your father the room in his Iron Man suit, you eyes quickly made eye contact with your boyfriend who, ironically, was the last person in line for the comms piece. He could sense your nervousness, the stress was clear in your eyes. You plopped down on the chair that was at the desk by the training room. Steve came behind the chair, rested his gloved hands on your shoulders, and gave a comforting squeeze.

“Hey sweetheart, I heard you last night. By the time I made it to you, Tony was already there. This is a test run, to see how well you do under pressure. It’s not real, anything you hear over comms in the background, isn’t real. I promise, everything will be ok.” He moved the hair away from your neck and planted a kiss where your pulse was. Something he did to let you know that he was thankful you were alive.

The corners of your mouth curved slightly up, a sigh fell from your lips at the gesture, feeling your nerves calm down a little. You turned in your chair, gaining full view of Steve. A smile grew when you saw him in the famous Captain America suit.

“Well Captain, you need to get in there before Dad drags your ass in there,” You plant a kiss on his cheek before handing him his ear piece and shooing him into the room. The door clicking closed behind him. Turning to the computer, you clicked a few buttons and everyone came up on the screen.

“Alright, Avengers. Before we get started, I need to know you can hear me. Raise your hand if you can hear me” You said, eyes flicking over the screen as the team raised their hands. “Friday, turn on the simulation. Today, they’re going back to Sokovia, fighting the Chitauri and Ultron’s bots.”

You fed information through the comms into their ears, watching each one fight through the training. They all held up their end, making sure no one touched the amulet that could “destroy” the world.

“Cap, on your left,” You mumbled as you watched an Ultron bot come closer to the amulet.

“Haha, very funny. Sam teach you that one?” Cap chirped 

“Cap!!”

“What? I laughed!”

“Babe!! Behind you!” You yelled at the screen, standing up so fast your chair fell. You watched Steve turn around, and slam his shield down on the bot. Both of you not registering what you had just called him.

“Babe?” You heard the disbelief in your father’s voice.

“Fuck,” you whispered as you saw Tony turn to Steve. Steve’s jaw tighten, and he swallowed hard. You felt your stomach drop.

“Tony,” Nat warned Tony, stepping closer to the two.

“You’re dating my daughter?” Tony hissed, raising his hand to send a blast at Steve. 

You watched in horror as the other Avengers fight Tony to protect Steve. You saw the blasts almost come in contact with Steve. You couldn’t just sit there and watch this happen. 

You threw the earpiece on the counter and race towards the door. You tried the handle, it wouldn’t budge. You tried pushing the door opened, and again, nothing. Taking a couple steps back, you kicked the door opened. You made a mental note to thank Clint for showing you how to do that.

Steve had his shield up, protecting him from the blasts that landed on the shield. You ran into the room, towards Steve and stopped right infront of him. You weren’t in a suit like your dad. You didn’t have a weapon like most of the team. You didn’t have webshooters, or powers to help you in this. It was just you. Standing in the line of fire.

“Don’t!” You screamed, your hand flew up as if it’ll actually stop Tony.

“(Y/N), get out of the way!” Tony yelled back.

“Dad, stop!! Please! I love him!” You begged, feeling your breath hitch in your throat. 

“What?” Steve and Tony asked in unison. You realized what you just said, and turned to Steve.

“Please don’t hurt him.. I love him,” You let out a small laugh, confidence growing. 

Steve searched your eyes for assurance that what he just heard was true. Once, he saw that assurance, he tore off his helmet, pulling you closer to him by your hips. 

“I love you too,” He captured your lips with his. He cupped your cheek, deepening the kiss. He kissed you like you were air and he couldn’t get enough. 

“Stop!” Tony called out, making you two pull away, lips swollen, and breathing heavily. “Since when?”

You looked down at your hands, feelings Tony’s eyes stare hard enough at you, you could feel it burn a hole in you.

“Since you and Pepper went to Rome,” Steve said. “She had one of her nightmares, and I helped her that night. We stayed up talking, it eventually led to us confessing our feelings for each other.”

“You helped her?” Shock laced Tony’s voice.

“He helped me Dad,” You looked up at him. “He’s helped me the nights you weren’t there. He was going to be there last night, but you got there first.”

“I truly love her, Tony.” Steve added smiling down at you.

Tony looked between you two. He saw the love you shared for each other, he noticed how much happier you had gotten in the last couple months. He just thought it was your nightmares lightening up on you. He noticed you slept through the nights more often than not. He saw the changes that happened, and everything clicked into place. It’s because of Steve.

“You hurt her, Rogers, and you’ll end up back in the ice.”

[athletiger]

Bro Code: Cap Hack edition

So you know how MIT put a Cap shield on its dome? Discord kept prompting it, and I thought it would be a perfect addition to my bro code series that I started writing last year (which is now on Ao3 here, please show it some love <3). Anyway, hope you enjoy!

“Rhodey, Rhodey, wake up.”

“What, man?” Rhodey grumbled, pushing away the hands that shook him awake. He turned his head slightly so that he could observe the figure above him, but his other side of his face was still stubbornly mashed into the pillow.

For dead o’clock, Tony sure was chipper, perhaps even too hyper.

“How many coffees did you have, oh my God,” he grumbled. He didn’t want to be awake. He had an eight a.m. for God’s sake. He buried his face back into his pillow.

(Why the fuck did he even register for an eight a.m.? Oh, that’s right, it was the only time they offered for the class he needed. God, it should be illegal for a senior to take an eight a.m.)

“Two…pots, but that’s not the issue here.”

“Really Tony? Two pots? Don’t even. I’m not awake enough to deal with this shit.”

“No, no, no,” Tony said, pouncing on top of him. At the ripe age of eighteen, he���s a happier camper than when he was a young and impressionable freshman. He’s done some amazing stuff at the lab, creating revolutionary bots and projects that were out of this world, and they worked.

As he grew older though, he also gave into his insomnia and went on engineering binges. Rhodey didn’t approve, but he can only do so much to prevent it.

God, he wanted his beauty sleep.

Tony jostled Rhodey’s body, limbs lanky and hard joints digging into his back. “The government found Captain America.”

Instantly Rhodey snapped awake and sat up. Tony yelped as he was thrown off, and he pouted. But he was having none of that. “Come again?”

“The government – technically SHIELD – found Cap,” Tony repeated. “All-American World War II hero?”

“Yea, I got that part, but how do you know about this? Did you hack into the Pentagon again?”

Tony’s silence was all he needed to know. Rhodey rubbed a hand over his face, still exhausted. Really he was too tired to deal with this shit. “Jesus, Tony. One day you’re gonna get arrested and I’m not going to bail you out of Federal prison.”

Tony simply brushed it off. “Their firewalls are so bad a child could hack into them. Don’t worry, I left no trace behind. But that still leaves us with the knowledge that Cap is back!”

“And why am I awake for this?”

“Because you’re going to help me decorate the Great Dome.” Tony looked like he was going to vibrate out of his skin.

Rhodey knew he was going to regret it when he asked, “With?”

“It’s down by DUM-E, but I got ten yards of fabric I’ve got folded up. It’s too heavy for me to carry by myself, but I’ve seen you bench 500 pounds.”

Rhodey groaned. “Tell me you didn’t clean out the fabric store with red and white fabric.”

“Okay I won’t.” Tony looked so unashamed about it too, and he grinned widely. “Come on! I’ve always wanted to do a hack.”

“Fine.”

To be honest though, Rhodey secretly agreed. It would be cool to be part of the infamous club of hackers who managed to prank the school. He picked up the large bundle of fabric and nearly dropped it in surprise.

“Oh my God, how did you manage to carry this home?” he asked, shifting it so that he could hold onto it better.

Tony laughed nervously, carding his fingers through his hair. “Had to make four round trips, and I sewed the thing myself.”

“I can’t believe I’m helping you at three in the morning,” Rhodey grumbled, even as he followed Tony back to the campus in the middle of the night.

Normal people were dead asleep in their dorms at this time of night – thank God they didn’t see anyone wandering about on campus on an early Tuesday morning, and Rhodey didn’t miss the way they seemed to avoid all the patrol cars supervising the area. Still, it didn’t stop his heart from beating hard in his chest, adrenaline sending him into overtime.

“I can’t believe we’re really doing this,” Rhodey whispered, and he watched Tony picked the lock with ease in the dark, tumblers clicking into place before the door opened. He looked out at the courtyard before he slipped inside after Tony. “And you need to stop getting into trouble.”

“Haven’t yet,” Tony replies softly, quietly closing the door behind them closely. He couldn’t see it, but Rhodey just knew that he was grinning.

“When you do, I won’t be there to bail you out.”

Tony laughed. “You won’t because you’ll be right there in jail with me.”

…he’s not wrong.

The dim light of a flashlight appeared at the end of the corridor, prompting them to move away from the entrance to the staircase.

Breaking and entering was so illegal, and Rhodey was sure that he was going to lose his commission if he got caught. Another picked door, and Tony led them through the service door which took them to the roof. Rhodey stepped through out into the cold night air, and his breath caught.

The skyline up ahead was absolutely breathtaking, lights glittering in the night sky. It was a sight that he could never otherwise see down five floors below.

“Beautiful isn’t it?”

Rhodey nodded. “Yeah.”

“I come here sometimes when I can’t sleep to look at it,” Tony said softly. Out here, no one was listening, but it seemed terrible to break the silence with loud voices, and they looked for a few moments longer until Rhodey’s arms began to ache.

“Let’s do this,” he said, handing the fabric to Tony, which he promptly dropped to the floor.

“That’s heavy,” Tony whined, plucking an edge from the pile and beginning to climb the dome.

Rhodey snorted. “You’re telling me? I was the one who had to carry it from our place!” He took another edge of the piece of fabric and climbed up after Tony.

“You’re supposed to be the strong future Air Force Officer. Strength is a prerequisite!”

“I don’t think they commissioned me for that.”

Tony scoffed, and they finished dragging the fabric over the dome.

-

Rhodey was cursing his life’s existence when he trudged out of his eight a.m. (remind him, why did he take it again? It’s too early) when Tony bounded up beside him, thrumming with excitement.

“We made the news!” Tony whispered excitedly.

The front cover of MIT’s The Tech proclaimed, “HACKED! The Great Dome is covered with Captain America’s shield.”

All in all, the general public seemed confused at the appearance of the shield and the significance behind it, but five miles away, an artist picked up a stray newspaper clipping from the gutter, saw the shield covering the Dome, and his mouth dropped in shock and horror.

“Buck!”

“What?”

He threw the clipping at his friend’s face. “How did they know?”

Bucky pulled it off his face and read the article, reluctantly impressed by the prank. “Dunno man, but I wanna meet whoever did that.”

“I thought I was classified material!”

“You are,” Fury said behind them. “Go find out who learned of this and bring them to SHIELD.”

“Yes, sir.”

[transslyblue]

Also "1-99"

(1) Do You Sleep With Your Closet Doors Open Or Closed?

Haha, closed. I don't like seeing the dark void that I call a closet

(2) Do You Have Freckles?

Yea, but you can't really see them unless you're close

(3) Can You Whistle?

Yes

(4) Last Song You Listened To.

The Hunchback of Notre Dame musical, the Tavern Song

(5) What Is Your Favourite Colour?

Blue, but I also like a variety of purples and greens

(6) Relationship Status.

Single and not looking

(7) What Is The Temperature Right Now?

69º F

(8) Did You Wake Up Cranky?

Yea, unless I wake up myself

(9) How Many Followers?

118, but I need to go through and block any bots. (;w;)

(10) Zodiac Sign.

Leo

(11) What Is Your Eye Colour?

Blue/green hazel. My eyes are multi-coloured so they have blue, green, and brown with a very grey look to them.

(12) Take A Vitamin Daily?

I forget daily

(13) Do You Sing In The Shower?

Yup!

(14) What Books Are You Reading?

I really want to get back to reading some more Lovecraft, but i don't have much time to read

(15) Grab The Book Nearest To You, Turn To Page 64, Give Me Line 14.

"Minutes before librarians ate him."

(16) Favourite Anime?

Uuuuhhhhhh, hm. I guess it'd have to be InuYasha, but I like a lot of anime

(17) Last Person You Cried In Front Of?

Err,,, it was a very close friend. Idk if they'd want me to say who they are tho

(18) Do You Collect Anything?

Rocks and those snowglobe musicboxes

(19) What Did You Have For Lunch?

Yogurt and a protein bar. Ik, ik real healthy and filling

(20) Do You Dance In The Car?

Depends on the song, but not really

(21) Favourite Animal?

Owls and cats

(22) Do You Watch The Olympics?

Not really, but when I do it's the diving Olympics

(23) What Time Do You Usually Go To Bed?

2am

(24) Are You Wearing Makeup Right Now?

I don't wear makeup. Though I have considered it

(25) Do You Prefer To Swim In A Pool Or The Ocean?

Either. Pool is safer though

(26) Favourite Tumblr Blog?

Oof, idk if I can pick just one, so imma name a few. @ohhimarx @mirosuikaaa @masochist-incarnate they're all really friendly and nice

(27) Bottled Water Or Tap Water?

Whichever is most convenient at the time

(28) What Makes You Happy?

The sound of rain, art, my friends talking to me, I have a list that I've posted, so I won't list out here

(29) Post A Gif Of What You’re Currently Feeling Right Now.

(30) Do You Study Better With Or Without Music?

Haha, I don't study;;;

(31) Dogs Or Cats?

Cats

(32) If You Were A Crayon What Colour Would You Be?

Blue-tiful lol, for real though probably bubble blue

(33) PlayStation Or Xbox.

Does Switch/ds count?

(34) Would You Swim In The Lake Or Ocean?

Idunknow

(35) Do You Believe In Magic?

Not really, but I won't bash on anyone who does

(36) What Colour Shirt Are You Wearing?

Black, but is a Link being a meme

(37) Can You Curl Your Tongue?

Yes

(38) Do You Save Money Or Spend It?

I save more then I spend.

(39) Is There Anything Pink Within 10 Feet Of You?

Yea, it's a pink pillow of Lion from Steven Universe and a music stand from when I was in middle school

(40) Do You Have Any Obsessions Right Now?

Kirby in general

(41) Have You Ever Caught A Butterfly?

Nope, but I have touched one before

(42) Are You Easily Influenced By Other People?

Yes and no. It really depends on how long I've been around them

(43) Do You Have Strange Dreams?

Omg yes! I remember a few and they were all lucid dreams! (I looked up the term from last time I answered this question)

(44) Do You Like Going On Airplanes?

Never been on one

(45) Name One Movie That Made You Cry.

Of Mice and Men

(46) Peanuts Or Sunflower Seeds?

Both

(47) If I Handed You A Concert Ticket Right Now, Who Would You Want The Performer To Be?

Panic!At the Disco, Fallout Boy, or The Neighborhood

(48) Are You A Picky Eater?

Not really. There are some foods I refuse to eat, but otherwise I eat pretty much anything

(49) Are You A Heavy Sleeper?

Yes

(50) Do You Fear Thunder / Lightning?

Nope! I actually like thunder

(51) Do You Like To Read / Write?

I enjoy reading. As for writing, eh. I'll write out my ideas but I'mno good at fleshing them out to be interesting

(52) Do You Like Your Music Loud?

Yes. But not too loud, just enough where I don't hear everyone around me

(53) Would You Rather Carve Pumpkins Or Wrap Presents?

Carve pumpkins! I really am bad at wrapping presents

(54) Put Your Music On Shuffle, What Is The First Song That Came Up?

Hurts - Illuminated

(55) What Season Are You In Right Now? (Weather)

Spring and dying from pollen

(56) What Are You Craving Right Now?

Idk, something salty tbh

(57) Post A Screenshot Of Your Tumblr Feed.

(58) What Is Your Gender?

I'm a transgender male, so i use he/him pronouns.

(59) Coffee Or Tea?

Both, but I like tea more

(60) Do You Have Any Homework Right Now? If So, What Is It About?

I'm not in school anymore soooo no

(61) What Is Your Sexuality?

Idk. Questioning I guess

(62) Do You Make Your Bed In The Morning?

No

(63) Favourite Pokemon?

I already answered this one, so I'll say a new pokemon that I love. Rowlet!

(64) Favourite Social Media?

Bruh I am not a fan, but Tumblrs the one I'm on most.

(65) What’s Your Opinion On Instagram Stories?

Idk. I don't have an Instagram

(66) Do You Get Homesick?

Yes

(67) Are You A Virgin?

Yes, and I plan to stay that way for awhile

(68) What Shampoo And Conditioner Are You Using Right Now?

I use Suave, but I also use TeaTree when I get really bad dandruff

(69) If You Were Far From Home And Needed To Sleep For The Night, Would You Choose To Rent A Crappy Motel Room For $60 Or Sleep In Your Car For Free?

Depends on the place. But most likely I'd risk the motel.

(70) Are Both Of Your Blood Parents Still In Your Life?

My mom yes, my biological father... It's complicated

(71)  Whats The Next Movie You Want To See In Theaters?

I don't really watch movies, so none

(72) Do You Miss Your Ex?

I don't have an ex

(73) What Is Your Favourite Quote Right Now?

Be the person you needed when you were younger. I have no clue who said it, but I live by that

(74)  What Eye Colour Do You Find Sexiest?

Eyes in general are great. Idk how anyone can not find something they like in any eye colour

(75) Did You Like Swinging As A Child? Do You Still Get Excited When You See A Swing Set?

YesYesYesYes

(76) What Was The Last Thing You Ate?

Nachos

(77) What Games Do You Have On Your Phone?

Voez and Pokémon Go

(78) Would You Give A Homeless Person CPR If They Were Dying? Why Or Why Not?

Yes, because no oen deserves to die. I'd do my best to help any homeless person

(79) Been On The Computer For 5 Hours Straight?

Haha, not today. Yet

(80) Stalked Someone On A Social Network?

Not really

(81) Do You Like Meeting New People?

Yes!

(82) Do You Wear Rings? If You Do, Take A Picture Of Them.

I don't wear jewlery much. But I would like to get my ears pierced properly

(83) Do You Sleep With Your Bedroom Door Open Or Closed?

Closed! I don't want people or my cat to walk in

(84) What Are Three Things You Did Today?

I woke up, did laundry, answered these questions

(85) What Do You Wear To Bed?

Pajama pants and a t-shirt

(86) List All Of Your Different Beauty Products You Have Right Now.

I've got none. Unless you want me to name what body wash i use. :/

(87) Are You A Day Or Night Person?

Night person

(88) List All Of Your Video Games On Your Phone, Console Etc.

Phone: Voez, Pokémon Go

Switch: Legend of Zeld: Breath of the wild, Super Smash Bros Ultimate, Kirby Star Allies, Mario Kart 8, PuyoPuyo Tetris, Bayonetta 1&2, Hyrule Warriors, Just Dance 2017, Super Mario Party, Let's Go Eevee, Mario Odyssey, Undertale, Shovel Knight, Pokémon quest, Mom Hid my Game, Deemo, Sonic Mania, Detention, The Coma, Cave Story

3DS: Kirby Clash Deluxe, Kirby Triple Deluxe, Kirby's Extra Epic Yarn, Kirby Planet Robobot, Kirby Canvas Curse, Kirby Mass Attack, Kirbg Super Star Ultra, Kirby Squeak Squad, Pokémon Y, Pokémon Platinum, Pokémon Ultra Moon, Pokémon Alpha Sapphire Pokémon Heartgold, Legend of Zelda Link Between Worlds, Legend of Zelda Majoras Mask, Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time 3D, Legend of Zelda Phantom Hourglass, Legend of Zelda Spirit Tracks, Super Smash Bros, Luigi's Mansion Dark Moon, Wario Ware Gold, Super Princess Peach, Animal Crossing New Leaf, Castlevania Dawn of Sorrow, Cooking Mama, Cooking Mama 2, Sonic Colors

Gameboy Color: Pokemon Blue, Legend of Zelda Link's Awakening

This is over the course of many years

(89) Tell Me About A Dream That You Had And When It Happened.

I had this dream where I was flying a red paper plane. It took forever to carry it up this tapestry, but i did it. When I finally took off this group of white paper planes were chasing me so I shook them off and landed, taking shelter in this museum. This museum held other people hiding and was actually an abandoned grocery store. Then I woke up.

I don't rememebr when this was, but I wrote it down. I have a few more if you're interested.

(90) Favourite Soda Drink?

Strawberry Ramuné

(91) What Sounds Are Your Favourite?

Rainstorms,

(92) Do You Wear Jeans Or Sweats More?

Jeans, since I can't wear sweatpants to work

(93) How Do You Look Right Now?

Uhhh, probably a slob since I've been in pajamas all day

(94) Name Something That Relaxes You.

Stuffed animals

(95) What Tattoo Do You Want?

Idk. Haven't really wanted one. Maybe a connect the dots one.

(96) Favourite YouTuber?

Idk. I watch Pyrocynical and Markiplier, but other than that I listen to music, watch speedpaints, and speed plays of various videogames

[exquisitelyeco]

Made for pleasure

I am prolific today! Sorry. ‘Dis stuff keeps comin. You wait, it will be silent for weeks soon.

I used to write for a woman’s magazine, online, years ago. Trouble was I did about a years worth in three weeks, then got bored…..well, I did want to be prepared…..

I was eating my dinner today. We had sausage casserole. And I could taste the kale. I love black kale, not that this was. Just lettin you know…..

And it tasted good. So I thanked God for it. And as I did, this article came into my mind. Or rather the line 'Made for pleasure’

In case you haven’t noticed, the human body is MADE for pleasure! Don’t go all dirty on me….. not just shagging! Although “tis important!

Every sense we possess is made for pleasure. Taste, touch, smell, hearing and seeing. Tasting good food and drink. Touching, hugging, sex, kissing, putting your hands around a mug of hot chocolate when it’s cold. Yes, even silly stuff, like hands round a cup….. stuff like that, we take for granted. Running your hands through a stream, or putting your feet in it. Running across the grass or sand in bare feet. Holding a peach. (You may not like that….so think of something you do!) Pleasure, pleasure, pleasure.

Smelling a rose, freeshias (Can’t spell it, sorry!😄) smelling fresh hay, coffee, perfume, newborn babies ('crept when they poo!)

I love the smell of my cat, weird I know. But I do. Hearing music, a running stream, the cry of a bird, the purr of a cat… as you can tell, I Love cats…….the whistle of a kettle (Yup, me got a whistly one. I know that’s not a word, but it sounded good, so quiet!!) the sound of thunder…..when your in doors…..the crash it makes….tinkly bells, (Yup, did it again, so there! Can you guess what it was?)

Sight. Seeing colours, trees, peoples faces, feathers, gold, fur, interior designs, thundering waterfalls. Dappled sun light over mossy stones…..the list go one endlessly.

And it brings FEELINGS….that are also pleasurable…..peace, fullness, wonder, laughter, joy, to name only a few. Even our feelings and thoughts were designed for pleasure…..imagination feeds the soul…..so does intellect, when used in the right way…..

Yea, I have head all the fight and flight stuff, Yada , Yada, Yada….. and that’s just common sense! I mean, comes on…..if a car comes toward you it makes sense to get out the way quick! Unless you want to enter eternity swiftly….. I tried that once, ruddy car turned round! I laughter now, I was damn depressed at the time, I can tell you! UTHUR buzzer sounding!!

If a dog snaps at you, 'course you get out the way! I is not talking biology like that! I is talking about the design of the body for sheer pleasure.

And we so take it for granted. I lost part of my sight and hearing, and I can tell you right now, it bloody well sucks. No other phase will do! However, I am immensely grateful I still have the capacity for most of my sight and hearing. I would have been a miserable old cow if I didn’t!!

So it strikes me it’s not just biology. If it was just to procreate 'twould be so much different me thinks. In case you have, DONT get all uppity and contemptuous of me grammar! Me likes to talk like this! And if you haven’t me is sorry for being cross.😁

IF ALL WE WERE WERE sorry, cap lock…….procreational 'bots, we wouldn’t need all our senses, all the time. Why sigh over food? Why get in a hot bubbly bath? Why need to hold hands for ever? At least once you is to old to do it, so you can’t create babies…..

Yet here we are……created to not just enjoy life but superlatively enjoy it! 1000,000% is that a million? I don’t think it is……but you get my point. So I think we need to be aware of this, everyday. It’s wonderful. It’s awesome. This world is so beautiful, it takes my breath away. I am so sure it was not meant to be old, jaded, damaged and sick. For me, personally, it screams God. What a God! How clever and kind! Giving us EVERYTHING. Bodies that have immense pleasure, that sometimes is so full on, you have to draw back! A world full of wonder……thanks God.

I feel a digress just came on….sorry…….

Have you noticed, people call God by His title? Poor old God. I wonder if we will do that in heaven? I wonder if He minds? It’s like me being called 'woman,’ bit rude, really. Now I know His name, He said was YahWeh. Bit strange don’t you think? The God of the whole universe with a name like that! No wonder we call Him God!

Then when you look at His other names, they are just as weird! Jahovah Rapha - the God who heals. Jehovah Nissi - My banner and standard, Jehovah Zidkenu - the God of my righteousness….yep, spelled it wrong. So? You try it! And SO many more, all strange, as Mrs. Dursley would say…..

My absolute favourite, but one, Jehovah Roi, - the God who see’s me. I tell you, that hit me like a tonne of bricks when they said it in Avatar! Bits of God glimmering all over the planet, and we don’t even notice, most of the time. My favourite name for God, is even more weirder than His one! IAM. Cos that, to me, said it all. What an answer! When Moses said ” Who shall I say sent me?“ He didn’t say, Jehovah, or Jesus, or Father, He said IAM. Only God could have made a reply like that. He IS, and that is that. So Mr. C, (Another pet name. It’s Mr.Christ…..) Thankyou. Thank you that You so delight in giving good things to us. I really appreciate it.