#yang xaio long x jaune arc

[willsonlmt]

The alarm goes off in jaune and yangs bedroom.

Yang: Honey, can you go run the shower and make the coffee.

Jaune: But the bed is so comfortable.

Yang: Yeah, that's why I'm asking you to go do it.

Jaune pulls the cover back over his head

Yang: Jaune, I might be pregnant.

Jaune shot up in bed, staring shocked at Yang.

Yang: I'm just joking, but since you're up now. Go run the shower and make the coffee.

Yang lays there with a smile as jaune gets up.

[craziechwiv]

Neo: *Just relaxing on a sofa*

Yang: That right there, is the most terrifying individual I have ever met...

Blake: You're still not over that fight you had with her?

Yang: I'm still waiting for a reason too.

Blake: Well that reason will have to wait abit longer, loon.

Yang: What, why?

Yang and Blake both look at a distance as Jaune comes walking by. Neo immediately perks up and runs behind him, jumping onto his back and hugging him tightly as the blond knight laughs at her sudden cuddle attack.

Yang: ...

Blake: See?

Yang: How can something so sociopathic, be this kind?!

Blake: Who knows, maybe she's warming up to us.

Neo then proceeds to make eye contact with the duo gals and stick her tongue out at them, while giving them the bird as well.

Blake: ...So about that reason-

Yang: *Already reloading her gauntlets* Way ahead of you.

[leorobotsworld]

Raven: This guy is your boyfriend? *points to jaune* I could kick his ass easily

Yang: I can kick his ass easily

Jaune: How about nobody kicks my ass?

[dragonking10]

Ruby walks in the dorm room limping and her team notices

Yang: Hey sis, are you okay?

Ruby: Oh I'm fine, I pulled a muscle while working out with Jaune.

Weiss: Doing what, squats?

Ruby: No, by pounding m- I mean yeah doing squats *laughs nervously*

Blake caught what she meant

Blake: Maybe you pulled a muscle helping Jaune train with his 'sword'?

Ruby suddenly materializes next to Blake and pat her back

Ruby laughs: Ha ha ha, oh Blake that was a good joke!

Ruby leans to Blake and whispers low to only the cat faunus could hear

Ruby whispers: If you tell anyone, and I mean ANYONE! I'll have Zwei chew and piss all over your precious book collection.

Blake's eyes widen in fear

Blake whispers: You wouldn't dare!

Ruby's silver eyes activated a bit with a dark aura around her

Ruby whispers: Try me bitch!

Ruby suddenly went back to where she was standing

Ruby: Anyway I'm gonna go help Jaune keep up with his studys, bye!

Ruby turns and slowly limp out of the room

Yang turns to Blake: So what did she say to you?

Blake kept her mouth shut fearing for her life.

[lord-of-rain]

Yang: *Throwing the door open* Ugh! So that happened.

Ruby: *sitting on her bed* Yang?

Jaune: *Resting his head on Ruby's lap* Do you mind?

Yang: I thought you two were still on your date?

Ruby: This is the date. *Scratches Jaune's head*

Jaune's tail: *wags happily*

[wu-sisyphus-gang]

Yang: Did you have a good childhood or are you funny?

Jaune and Weiss together: Neither.

[philosophicalpug]

Blake: Ruby, i have no idea where she got that from. Ruby: Oh come on, if not you, then who?! Yang: (She must never know.)

Weiss: I have to apologize to Jaune for How I acted during our time in Beacon.

Weiss: How do I do that?

Ruby: You could just say sorry. Maybe offer to spend some time with him to make up for rejecting his dates?

Weiss: Yeah ... Yeah! We could spend some time together!

Ruby: See! I know what I'm about!

Weiss: Then his feelings will be rekindled and he'll ask me on a date again!

Ruby: Wait, What?

Weiss: And because of my guilt I'll accept, and eventually find that I truly do wish to be with him!

Weiss: Of course, he realizes I at first only accepted out of guilt, leading him to cut us off from each other again, and hurt, betrayed he turns to you!

Ruby: Hold up-

Weiss: Then through your shared pain, you begin to love each other, fall in love, and get married!

Weiss: I'm left by the wayside! My first true friend and the man I love together romantically! How it would make my heart yearn for either of you, leading me to also fall in love with yourself Ruby!

Weiss: In the final battle, I fall! Injured, and in need of saving once again, but you and Jaune, still so deeply caring for me, save my life, and we eventually win!

Weiss: Afterwards I profess my deep and profound love, my desire to be with the both of you, and we head home, to our shared home, and live happily ever after!

Weiss: It's a perfect plan! Thanks Ruby, this is why your the leader!

Ruby: ... I think you need to stop reading Blake's books.

Weiss: We also Fuck nasty every night!

Ruby: ... I think we should read more of Blake's books.

[willsonlmt]

After a doubles match of Jaune and Pyrrha vs. Yang and Blake, they come together to shake hands.

Yang: Good job today, everyone. Also, jaune very nice staying a solid base against kit kat here.

Jaune: Thanks, Yang, but the credit goes to Pyrrha. She's the one that's been helping me improve.

Pyrrha brushes a bit and goes to speak but blake beats her to it.

Blake: Jaune, you should take credit, too. Learning is one thing, but using it effectively is something that needs to be honed in on, and not everyone can.

Jaune: Thanks, girls. Really, the compliments are great. Hey Pyr, I'm gonna go shower off and call Cerise. Meet up later for studying and snack?

Pyrrha: Sounds lovely. Please tell Cerise I say hi.

Jaune walks away out of the training arena as he walks away. Pyrrha checks out jaunes ass in a no discreet way to the other girls she with. As Jaune exits, Pyrrha looks up to see yang with a teasing grin.

Yang: Seeing something you like, Pyrrha, or are you just thinking about burgers because of those buns.

Pyrrha blushing from being caught.

Pyrrha: I was just admiring his hard work is all.

Yang: Yeah, I'm sure you're wishing you could admire something else that's hard of his.

Blake: Okay, well, while you tease pyrrha. I'm gonna go wash up to talk later.

Blake walks away and yang pulls pyrrha in to her.

Yang: it's all good. I love watching my partner walk away, too.

[smh0217]

*Jaune is hanging out with Ren, Sun, and Neptune during a guys night out*

Jaune: My wife thinks she’s so funny.

Ren: Why, What did she say?

Jaune: Well...

*flashback*

Yang, seeing the packages that Jaune brought in: Are any of those packages a present for me!?!

Jaune: Actually yeah, there's one there for you. I think you'll like it, but if you don't or you don't need it I'll take and use it myself.

Yang: So it's a dildo?

*back to present*

Ren: *snickering*

Sun & Neptune: *falls out of their chairs laughing*

[dragonking10]

Ruby was munching on some chocolate chip cookies when her team walked in

Weiss: Hey Ruby can I have o-

Yang cuts her off

Yang: Uh I wouldn't do that if I were you!

Weiss scoffs: What? What is she gonna do?

Weiss reaches for one when suddenly

CRUNCH

Weiss: OW!

Weiss quickly pulls her hand back and notices a big bite mark on her hand

Weiss turns to Yang

Weiss: SHE BIT ME!!!

Yang: Yeah I was trying to warn ya because she gets really pissed when someone tries to grab one and she NEVER shares, not even with me.

Blake: Seriously?

Yang turns to Blake

Yang: Don't believe me? Watch.

Yang walks towards Ruby

Yang: Hey sis can I have just one tiny piece?

Yang reaches for one with her prosthetic arm

Ruby suddenly grabs it, squeezed and twisted it with all her might.

Yang pulls her arm back and inspected the now mangled arm

Yang whistles: Thank God that was the prosthetic arm, I don't even wanna imagine that pain if I would've used my other arm.

Jaune walks in

Jaune: Hey Ruby can I have some cookies? I forgot to eat lunch and I'm a little hungry.

Ruby smiles: Sure Jaune!

Ruby gave half her cookies to Jaune and they start eating together

WBY: . . .

Yang: OH THAT'S BULLSHIT!!!

[dragonking10]

Jaune walks in the room when he discovered that Ruby is naturally blonde

Jaune: Huh, so I guess the carpet doesn't match the drapes.

Ruby blushes like crazy: JAUNE!!!

Blake: 😳

Jaune: Oh shit! Did I say that out loud!?

Ruby: *on scroll* Hello, this is Ruby Rose. I'm calling about my order. Yeah, that order. Delayed? Low priority? No, no, I get it. Thanks for answering. Should I come pick it up? Oh, no, tomorrow's fine.

Blake: *comes from behind and hugs Ruby* Hey, babe, did you cut your ha- *sniff sniff* RUBY?!

Scene: Ruby has blonde hair.

Ruby: A little late, Blake. Also, wait, do you always need smell to identify people?

Blake: N-no! *backs off* It's just that you smell like strawberries and Yang usually smells like...okay, not important. What's with your hair?

Ruby: Oh, yeah, I ran out of hair dye and my latest shipment got delayed.

Blake: ...Wait, you dye your hair black?

Ruby: Uh-huh.

Blake: ...So the streaks just happen naturally?

Ruby: what streaks?

Blake: Nevermind. So you and Yang are both natural blondes?

Ruby: No, Yang-OH MY GOD, YANG!

Meanwhile, downtown...

Ozpin: ...Officer. What the hell is this?

Huntsman: It's...it's Raven Branwen. Just like she's on her bounty poster.

Ozpin: No. No she's not.

Huntsman: Are...are you sure?

Ozpin: Look, Mr. Smith, I know Raven Branwen. I trained her personally. I see her brother almost every other month and have him on speed dial. When I tell you "this isn't the Bandit Queen", I mean "Please uncuff Miss Xiao Long".

Yang: I fucking told you! *has black hair* My hair dye delivery was just delayed!

[lord-of-rain]

Yang, on her scroll: Hey Rubes, where are you?

Ruby: Hospital.

Yang: Oh gods, are you ok?

Ruby: Yeah, fine. Jaune just wagged his tail so hard he uhhh tore something.

Ruby: The doctor said I can't pet him or do anything that makes his tail wag for a week!

Dog!faunus Jaune: This is hell!

Yang: Oh...

Ruby: It's agony.

[wu-sisyphus-gang]

Yang: What's nicotine like?

Jaune: If nausea was pleasant.

Yang: What’s weed like?

Jaune: A funny burning vertigo across the surface of your skull which makes you happy for no reason.

Yang: Cocaine?

Jaune: A heady rush. Really right behind the eyes.

Yang: How about LSD?

Jaune: It’s like being inside a kaleidoscope. Except you are the kaleidoscope. You’re made out of it.

Yang: What if-

Weiss: What if we played a different game?

[simplysparrow14]

Evil fire Queen turning Jaune into her own personal knight by manipulating his emotions/feelings.

Team RWBY has to split up to find a way home (ruby goes alone with Little Mouse to find a way to the tree and confront Neo, The bees goes together because we need the bee love confession and Weiss goes on her own because she needs to find Jaune)

Weiss needs to save knight jaune and to do so she needs to fight him in the same vein as her fight in the white trailer

[dragonking10]

Suddenly a loud boom echoed the room and they turned to see a big hole with 2 blondes standing.

One long blonde hair with red eyes and One short blonde hair in white armor with a very serious anger in his eyes (like John Wick's level of serious eyes)

And they are PISSED!

Ruby knew how Yang is when she is angry but what caught her breath was seeing her mate, Jaun, that angry and that really turned her on as she starts breathing heavily.

Ruby: (Wolf!Faunus, Locked in a room) Hey! Let me out of here! This is so not cool!

Adam: Shut up. I already know who you are, Ruby Rose. And I also know you used to be human.

Ruby: They why are you doing this?!

Adam: Because your existence is dangerous.

Ruby: Dangerous how?!

Adam: If humans find out they can change into Faunus, it'll cause a panic, which means drawing in more Grimm. Until then, you're going to stay locked up in your room. I'll bring you food.

Ruby: Hey! What are you talking about?! I need to go to the hospital!

Adam: I'm serious. Take one step out of that room and I'll kill you myself.

Ruby: You don't want to cause a panic, but you're threatening me? What about my panic?!

Adam: (Shoves couch against door)

Sienna: Already rearranging the furniture?

Adam: High Leader.

Ruby: High Leader? (Leans against door, Winces) Stupid wolf ears!

Sienna: I have mission for you if you have the time. It may take a few months to complete.

Ruby: A few months?! I can't sit around in here for a few months! (Inhales) HEEEEY! GET ME OUT OF HEEERE! HIGH LEADER!

Sienna: ...What was that?

Adam: Nothing. What's the mission about?

Ruby: (Deep inhale)

I'VE BEEN LOCKED UP AGAINST MY WILL!

Adam: ...That was Ilia. She's been practicing her ventriloquism all day.

Sienna: ...Adam? Would you please remove that barricade?

Adam: ...

Sienna: RIGHT NOW, ADAM.