#yall cant shut the fuck up so now neither can i

[shieldofmen]

Catelyn’s scared of society’s image of what a bastard is. This is why she treats Jon the way she does, because of her classist ass belief that Jon is inherently evil by nature of his birth. Shes not truly scared of anything hes done within those 14 years he’s lived in Winterfell. But Jon? The way he feels about her isn’t connected to some bullshit societal prejudice. That comes from her, and how shes reacted to him. (Which clearly still has an impact on him even after he no longer lives with the Starks) But yea somehow shes in the right for treating him like shit and hes in the wrong for? Existing within her general vicinity? Despite the fact that he had no choice. Would they have preferred Ned kicked him out? For an ADULTS comfort? Ah come to the asoiaf fandom where we think children should accommodate the adult because we are ass backwards.

Yall do realize just because someone lives in a time/place where the prejudices they hold are common does not mean they are absolved of the hurt they have caused, right?

[whilomm]

hey listen guys I know its hard to hear but you dont have to say Trump Cheated to point out the problems w this election

Yeah theres tons of votes being thrown out, but that doesnt mean the trump campaign was doing shady backroom deals or anything, it means that this country has places where its set up so that its way too easy to throw votes out for tiny reasons, and its been set up like that for a while. this isnt a new issue Caused By Trump Personally this is existing problem. yes, if you voted by mail or anything, make sure your vote went through and cure it if needed cause those could have massive effects downballot, but dont conspiracize about it, its just your average everyday voter suppression in this bitch of a country.

ideally they would give voters more time to cure ballots for legit issues (like signature mismatch, which yeah if u wanna prevent vote theft on mail ins It Is Important) and notify them better (especially in an age where No One Answers Their Phone) but they make the windows tiny because This Country Sucks. the conspiracy is that "wow, america sucks". very surprising, i know.

meanwhile the bomb threats. suspicious as hell, yes. needs to be investigated, yes. but also they could have come from some random ass maga cunt. I don't know how to tell yall this but some right wing fuckers do in fact love doing a terrorism independently on occasion, no conspiracy needed. now, if it comes out the threats can be directly connected to the campaign somehow? yeah, THEN its direct election interference, and we have to have a whole nother conversation, but realize it could just as easily be some random asshole doing it.

also "the dems lost 15 million votes" theyre still counting. they probably lost votes still, yeah, but you have to wait for them to finish counting to see how many. some of the states still counting like california lean heavy dem so like, the gaps gonna lower at least a bit probs. looking now its more like 10 mil gap. dunno how much thatll change, but neither do you yet. shut up with the numbers til you actually Have The Numbers. the full postmortem cant come til you actually have the body all here to dissect.

unfortunately yall i think half of american voters are just fucking stupid ass cunts who are easily swayed by shit like "egg prices" and "gas prices", and the dems massively failed every step of the way on that front (biden didnt do enough to combat price gouging when it happened, biden still decided to run knowing how fucking unpopular he was with everyone from rightwingers to checked the fuck out normies to leftists and despite barely being able to string a sentence together and then waiting until so fucking late in the race to finally drop out, the dems usual noncommital ass messaging and refusal to take strong stances on shit bit them in the ass once again...)

no, chances are from how its looking right now, trump won, no conspiracy needed. Some of its the rabid maga crowd yeah, but also some of its probs the normie ass checked out average levels of misogyny people who dont even realize their "feelings" about how trump just seems like a "stronger leader" are 100% "he is man therefore strong", some of its people who genuinely fucking vote based on shit like name recognition and had to google "did joe biden drop out". the average american is unfortunately oftentimes a fucking idiot who doesnt pay attention to goddamn anything beyond how their personal finances were these past 4 years, and dems didnt do enough to energize the voting base of people who actually do pay some attention to get them over that gap.

They couldnt get the checked out normies, they didnt even bother with the people who pay attention, and they massively goddamn fucked up.

Theres no one single thing to blame here, the whole thing is a massive messy shit stew. a million things that could have been done, including shit that should have been done over a decade ago by the dems when they really had power, but this country fucking sucks so.

[theatrekidstatus]

The Schuyler sisters~

-8/1/1780 First day- peggy pov:it was MY first year of middle school and gelis last "COME HERE GIRLS" "yes daddy" "its our first day photo" "DADDY I CANT TAKE THIS PHOTO YOU POST IT EVERY and I always LOOK HORRIBLE" "ok ok ok how about i let you do your own pose and EVERYTHING" "ok better" eliza and daddy discussed liza got braces now shes MAD self concsiouns "GELI" "hi im ready" we posed "yes i finnaly look good" "Good lets go" "why are we at rias house" "shes moving to your school" "yes" i mumble she hops in the car "hi guys" "hola" we got infront of the buliding and HOLY SHIT WAS IT BIG... "WHOA" "yeah" "i dont wanna do this" "me neither" "COME ON GUYS WHATS THE WORSE THAT COULD HAPPEN" we walk in. I see Lafayette,Alex (my sisters crush for like ever),Hercules,John I run up and jump on johns back "OW FUCK" "POTTY WORDS ON THE FIRST IS CRAZY" "humping your best friend is crazier" "what ever" "No hi" Lafayette said with his thick accent "HIIIIIII BAGGUET" "HIIIII BURGER" "PEGGYYYYYY" ria yelled at me "yeah" i say while laughing "i thought i lost you" "CAN I SEE YALL SCHULDELE" "still together" "only one class" "BETTER THEN NOTHING" *BELL RINGS* "come on YALL we got p.e" "hold on i gotta meet my 'helper'" "see you and a few" i sit in my seat on the bleachers and laf and his helper came in he sat next to me and his helper sat in the coner he slid me a peice of paper it said "i dont like me astent person" "why they seem nice" "they're are annoying" "annoying or are you embarrassed" "both" "i know,promise you wont be rude" "fine" "oh my god" "what" "shes coming over here" "niceness"(-my language and literature teacher 2023) "hi Lafayette you need help with the coachs words" "NO" "ok call me when you do" "what are you writing" we had to write a card and do charades and guess "im short,wear yellow,and have two sisters" "nice" "do you still like geli" "shut up" "awww you should try to talk to her" "OK CLASS TURN IN YOUR CARDS" we did

*BELL RINGS*

I was in the hall ria catched me "i have second with your boyfriend" "i have second with yours AND i have 1st with mine" "oh theres my class" "bye" "LAURNES" "SCHYLUR" "do you stll like laf" he asked me "shut up bro" "so yes" "hello class im ms.earth" "MORE LIKE MS.BIRTH" john ADAMS yelled,damn that kid is annoying "YOU KNOW YOU CANT BE TALKING" "john that comment was very rude" "john im a grown lady who does not need someone to stick up for me thank you though" "hi sorry im late i got lost" "your totally fine please sit" "its you girlfriendddddddd" "shut up peggy" "may i sit here" "yeah" "of course" "bro pegs i missed you SO MUCH" "ME TOO" "OH HI JOHN" "h-i e-ll" "OK CLASS ATENDDCE"

*24 fake names later* "ok now take you trait card put it in a hat and were gon act it out" "wish we had done this last class" "whats your you next class" "science" "oh herc has that class"

-bell rings-

I sit down next to herc and his fiddling with his hand "is Hercules mulligan nervous" i ask with chuckle "i like this girl but she told me she likes someone else so i guess im sad" "dose this girl know you like her" "no way dude" "can i know who she is?" "maria" he mumbled "BRO" "shut up" "im sorry it is really cute" "thanks" "i need to confess before someone else "bars" he glared at me "MY BAD" "but maybe you should wait till shes over him,you have a better chance" "you're right" "im so happy we got lunch with alex man" "same i need his charisma tips" "thats my best friend and i miss him" "dosnt ria like him" "no eliza does" "hmhm ria told me last class she did" "oh my god they both do" "she also likes john right?" "mhm" "i think i have a chance,isnt there a ball tonight" "yeah" "OK LETS HEAD DOWN FOR LUNCH" "nice" we mutter i sit with my friends "yes same lunch" "nah really" "fuck off" "are we ready for the first ball" "yes ive waited years for this" "what ball?" Lafayette asked "the fall one we have a ball every season and no elementary kids around so we can be around mature adults. "Someone farted in my health class" herc said at the WRONG TIME i admit we laughed BUT only at the randomness "but what ever dont come over my house with no bull shit on" suddenly someone sits down it is eliza "why are you here" "no reason" WHEN I TELL YOU THIS GIRL SUCKED HER FOOD DOWN she threw it in the trash did her hair and make up "so whys the ball always at your house!" "highest but not to highest power" eliza answered while putting on eyeliner. Ria sits down "hey guys" "hey we're just talking about the ball" to be continued ~

[cupajoscafe]

Proposal | Shikamaru Nara x OC

WOAH HOLY BALLS MY FIRST FIC THAT I'M POSTING HERE WHAT THE FUCK????

So as you all know I've been back on my Naruto bullshit and after some thirsting with friends over discord I decided I wanted to try my hand at writing some more smut!! This is like,,,,the second ever serious smut fic I've ever written so PLEASE go easy on me if it's not good 😭 This is pure self indulgence because I am a filthy sinner. Don't come yelling at me in my inbox because you "cant imagine yourself" in my OCs place. i wrote this fic because i love my ship and if you wanna bitch and moan then gestures vaguely at unfollow/block buttons.

Overall, I'm really happy with how this fic turned out, and I even drew a banner for it!! If you'd like to see the full version, you can check it out on my Twitter! ANYWAYS I'LL SHUT UP NOW AND GET ON WITH IT I REALLY HOPE YALL LIKE THIS 💜💜💜

Pairing: Shikamaru x OC, Naruto x Hinata mentioned for plot

Word Count: 8.1k

Warnings: 18+ MINORS DNI. Pre-established relationship, porn with (minimal) plot, oral (m and f receiving), face fucking, overstimulation, unprotected sex, squirting, creampie, jutsu play (shadow bondage), orgasm denial if you squint really hard, Shikamaru is a little bit of an ass while he's horny. No editing, we die like women. If I miss any please let me know!!

Summary: After a heated argument about marriage that resulted in Shikamaru being kicked out of the house, he heads off on a dangerous mission that could end his life. After realizing how awful she'd been to her boyfriend, Yuuna Misaki waits anxiously at the gates of the Hidden Leaf for her partner to return. When he does, he shows her how much he missed her while he was away.

Shoutout: Thank you @simply-trash5 for being the first to read this and hyping me tf up!!! Also tagging @patchworkpuzzle because Patchy is a darling sweetheart and has been nothing but supportive for me through every social media imagineable, always commenting lovely things on my Patreon stuff 🥺🥺💜💜 Also tagging her because she asked me to HAHAHAHAH

A week.

A whole week since she'd spoken to him.

A whole week since he left on that high risk mission with Naruto. There was a chance neither of them would come back. And the worst part? Their last interaction was an argument in which she kicked him out of the house. She didn't even see him off.

It had been a whole week that she'd been thinking about how awful she was to him.

He was scheduled to come back today, and she would be damned if she didn't wait for him at the gates. She didn't see him off, so the least she could do was be there when he got back. If he got back. Yuuna stood at the village gates and paced around, her heels clacking against the pavement as she bit her nails nervously. The sun was starting to set. She'd been there for an hour already and there was no sign of Shikamaru or Naruto and she was starting to worry. She stopped pacing and stared out into the clearing surrounding the gate, her brows knit together into a worried expression.

"Come on, babe," She uttered to herself, crossing her arms over her chest and drumming her fingers against her arm. She could feel her heart beating in her throat and she tried to swallow it down to suppress the rising panic as the minutes ticked by with no sign of her partner in sight. She turned on her heels over to Izumo and Kotetsu who were manning the gate. "Today, right? They're supposed to be back today?"

The two Jounin looked at each other and then back over to the brunette.

"That's what Lord Hokage told us." Kotetsu replied. "If everything goes according to plan, they should be back at some point today."

Yuuna sighed and turned back to the clearing outside, brushing her bangs out of her eyes. "They better fuckin' show up."

Minutes passed and the sun was going down. An orange hue painted the sky and green eyes gazed up at the clouds that passed by, hoping, praying that she would get to see his face again and that the argument they had a week ago wouldn't be their last interaction. She could feel a tear sting at her eye and she tilted her head down to wipe away the salt water.

And then she saw them.

That familiar head of yellow hair and that signature black ponytail and her heart nearly pounded right out of her chest.

They were okay. He was okay.

She felt her eyes begin to water as she bounced on her toes, balling her hands into fists, waiting for him to get closer. As soon as their eyes locked, she bolted forward towards him with a whimper and almost tackled him to the ground in a hug.

"Shikamaru!!" She cried out, a sob ripping through her body as she held her lover tightly, too scared to let go. She wrapped her legs around his waist and clung to him like a squid. He held her up and chuckled.

"Hey, I missed you too." Shikamaru responded, pressing his cheek against the side of her head and holding her closely as she sobbed into him.

"I'm sorry. Fuck, I-I'm so sorry." She bawled, tightening her grip around his shoulders. "I-I shouldn't have said any of that stuff to you. I-If you're not ready to get married, then, th-that's okay!! I-I can wait. I-I shouldn't have tried to force it on you. God, I-I'm so fucking sorry!!"

"Hey, don't worry. I get where you were coming from." He kissed the side of her head and leaned into it again. "I mean, it's been almost five years since we started going out. I'm sure if I were you, I'd be expecting you to wanna get married to me, too."

"I just--" She started, pulling away from him and cupping his face in her hands. Emerald met mocha and the tears fell freely down her flushed cheeks. "I-I was s-so scared you weren't coming back a-and that I had f-fucked everything up and--"

"Hey, c'mon, you didn't fuck anything up." He reassured her softly with a slow shake of his head. "I'm here. I made it back alive. You're stuck with me whether you like it or not."

She sniffled and laughed a little, rubbing her thumb against his cheek. Her bottom lip trembled as she looked into his eyes. "I'm sorry."

Shikamaru rolled his eyes and chuckled. "God, how many times do I have to tell you it's fine?" He leaned forward and planted a kiss onto her quivering lips then pulled away with a smile. "You're a total pain in the ass."

Yuuna sniffled and laughed once more, then returned the smile back to him. She kissed him softly and slowly, then pulled back just enough to look into his eyes. "I love you so damn much."

"I love you too, babe," He whispered, then gave her a few quick pecks on her lips. His expression shifted a little as if he'd just remembered something, and he pulled one hand from under her thighs to reach into his pouch on his back. "So, uh, I know before I left that I told you if I made it back here alive I'd propose to you."

Yuuna looked down at him and blinked, lips parted in an expression of surprise. Was he actually about to do what she thought he was going to do? She watched as his arm moved behind him, then pulled back when he brought his arm forward and revealed a small box.

"We were late getting back 'cause I wanted to find one I thought you'd like," He smiled up at her. She couldn't take her eyes off of the small box in front of her face. "But I made it back alive and I guess this is me proposing to you." A faint blush crept its way across his cheeks as he flicked the box open to reveal an engagement ring. Yuuna gawked down at the jewelry and blinked, then shifted to meet his eyes again. "So whaddya say? Wanna get married?"

She simply stared at him dead in the eyes for a few moments before letting out a shallow breath, followed by a string of giggles that devolved into full on excited laughter. She pulled him into a kiss and he smiled into it, wrapping his arm around her back and spinning her around before gently setting her down on the ground. She kissed him again, and again, and once more, until she finally pulled away to look into his captivating mocha gaze.

"Yes!! Yes, yes, yes!!" She cried out with giddiness, a smile pulling at her lips that stretched from ear to ear. Shikamaru chuckled at her and plucked the ring from the box, then took her left hand in his own.

"Good. It would have been a total drag if you had said no." He teased, then slid the ring onto her finger. He brought her hand up to his lips and brushed them lightly against her knuckles. "So I guess we're engaged then, huh?"

She giggled again and nodded her head, then stepped closer to close the space between their bodies. She wrapped her arms around his neck and pulled him into another kiss. "I guess so."

Just then, there was a chuckle from off to the side. Naruto had been standing there the whole time watching the exchange take place, and his grin was as wide as Yuuna's.

"N-Naruto!!" She called out. "I totally forgot you were here, I'm so sorry!!" She ran up to him and pulled him into a hug. "I'm glad you made it back safe. Thank you for looking out for Shikamaru."

Naruto returned the hug and gave her a squeeze then released the embrace, letting his hands rest on her shoulders.

"Hey, it's no problem. I didn't wanna interrupt your guys' moment. Congrats, Yuuna!!" He beamed, shifting to rest his hands on his hips. Shikamaru walked up beside her and the two men exchanged a smile. "I'm really happy for you guys."

The brunette looked up at her now fiancé and grinned. Shikamaru did the same, then they both turned back to look at the blond in front of them.

"Thanks, Naruto." He replied, holding Yuuna by the waist and pulling her close to him. "Now comes all the troublesome stuff like planning. It's gonna be a drag but I suppose it'll be worth it in the end."

"Speaking of weddings!!" Yuuna piped up. She bounced on her toes and placed her hands on Naruto's shoulders and grinned up at him. "You and Hinata are getting married in a few weeks aren't you?!"

The blond chuckled as a blush crept across his cheeks, and he scratched the back of his neck. "Yeah, we are. I can't wait, I'm super excited!! You guys are coming, right?"

"Are you kidding? I wouldn't miss it for the world!!" Yuuna exclaimed, squeezing his shoulders. "We'll get you something nice to celebrate, don't you worry!!"

"Ah, you don't have to worry about that!" He replied, looking down at the brunette in front of him. "Honestly, you and Shikamaru just showing up for the ceremony will be more than enough, ya know."

"Don't bother trying to argue with her." The Nara in question sighed. "Once she makes up her mind about something, it's over. She's just about as stubborn as you are."

"Well, if you really wanna get us something you can. But just know that you don't have to." Naruto chuckled, putting his hands on his hips. "Really. I swear it's okay."

She mimicked him and placed her own hands on her hips. "I told you we're gonna get you something nice, didn't I?"

"See? What did I tell you?" Shikamaru piped up with a sigh. "She's impossible."

The trio shared a laugh together. Shikamaru had taken note of the sudden lack of sunlight and he rubbed at the back of his neck.

"Ah, damn, it's getting late." He turned down to his partner and ran his hands down her arms. "I've gotta head to the Hokage's office to report back to him about the mission."

Yuuna pouted and sighed. She opened her mouth to respond but Naruto had piped up before she could.

"Hey, don't worry, Shikamaru. I can report back to Kakashi-sensei." He offered. The couple turned to look at him.

"You sure you don't mind?" Shikamaru pressed. Naruto simply shook his head.

"I got it. You two go and celebrate!" He grinned, gripping onto his friend's shoulder. "I'll take care of it. You don't have to worry about it, ya know."

The Nara sighed through his nose and smiled at the blond. "Well, alright. If you're offering. Thanks, Naruto."

Naruto smiled and nodded at his friends then turned to head off through the village gates to make the report. "I'll catch you guys later!!"

"Bye, Naruto!" Yuuna called after him with a wave. The couple watched as the head of blond hair disappeared into the distance. There was a moment before they turned back to face one another. Shikamaru took Yuuna's hand into his own and she looked up at him. He squeezed it lightly and leaned down to meet her lips. He pulled away after a moment and she chuckled. "I'm glad you're home safe. I missed you so much."

She shifted to pull him into a long embrace, holding him closely and basking in his presence. When they finally separated, he closed the space between their faces again with a kiss. It was soft and sweet, like he was scared if he kissed her too hard she might break. He lifted his hand up to cup her face, rubbing her cheek with his thumb. She smiled against his lips, pressing them harder against his.

Shikamaru's fingers twitched minutely and he ever so slightly tightened his grip against her cheek. He slid his other hand around the back of her waist to pull her body flush against his. Her cheeks flushed red and she could feel the heat from his body radiating against her and it left her a little breathless. Yuuna pulled back just enough to part her lips and he quickly took the chance to swoop in and brush his tongue over her lips, pushing it against her own. A quiet moan resonated in her throat and she wrapped her arms around the back of his neck, holding him closely as she deepened the kiss. Their tongues danced together and it was enough to elicit another small moan from the brunette. His hand slithered down from her waist and he grabbed a palm full of her ass. She yelped and pulled away, a string of saliva connecting their tongues.

"Sh-Shikamaru, we're in public!!" She scolded him quietly, moving her hands to rest against his chest. He smirked down at her and leaned forward, hovering his lips over her ear, running his hands up and down from her waist to her hips.

"Then why don't we head home so I can show you just how much I missed you?"

There was something almost primal in his voice. It was low and husky, full of desire. It sent a chill down her spine and a jolt straight in between her legs. Her eyelids fluttered for a moment and she drew out a breath. He ghosted his lips over the shell of her ear and pulled back, staring down at the flustered kunoichi in front of him. Seeing her obviously hot and bothered only caused his wicked grin to grow wider. He pushed her forward and she almost fell over. After stumbling a few of her steps, she regained her balance and began to head back through the village gates with his arm secured tightly around her shoulders. She could hear Izumo and Kotetsu call out to them, but she was in such a daze that she didn't understand a word they had said.

It took every ounce of restraint in Shikamaru's body to refrain from pulling her into an alleyway and absolutely fucking her senseless. He wasn't one to usually have a high sex drive; but he hadn't seen his girlfriend in a whole week, and feeling her body so close to him flipped a switch in his brain. Especially since tensions had been so high between them before he left. He wanted her, and he was going to have her.

The walk home was dead silent. Neither of them said a word to the other. He simply kept his arm wrapped around her shoulder as they made their way back to their apartment, giving it the occasional squeeze. When they approached the door, Yuuna pulled out her house key and slipped it into the lock. He stood closely behind her, making sure to caress her waist as he waited impatiently for the door to open. She turned the knob and pushed, stepping inside. He followed after her, standing in the foyer waiting for her to close the door.

As soon as he heard the click, he rushed forward and crashed his lips onto hers, pinning her against the wood. Their teeth knocked together and their tongues lashed against each other. He slated a thigh between her legs and pushed, propping her up a little higher against the door. She let out a moan, running her hands down the front of his vest where she caught the zipper and tugged it down. He shimmied the vest off and it landed on the ground with a soft thud. He pushed his thigh against her again, scooting her up another inch or so against the door as he kissed her. He trailed his hands from her hips up to her chest where he began to massage her breasts overtop of her sweater. She moaned again and pulled away to catch her breath.

"Fuck," she huffed, leaning her head to the side as he began suckling against her neck. She ground down against his thigh, closing her eyes and letting out another moan as he continued to knead her breasts in his hands.

"You like that, huh?" He chuckled, shifting his thigh up against her. He lapped at the mark he'd left on her neck and moved his hands down to the hem of her sweater, lifting the fabric up over her head and tossing it to the ground. The sight of her tits spilling out the top of her lacey black bra had him groaning. Without a second thought, he pulled the mounds from their confines and latched onto one of her nipples, lashing at it with his tongue. He took the other in between his fingers and began tugging at the bud, flicking at it with his fingertip.

"A-Ah--" Yuuna keened, shifting one hand to rest against the back of his head and the other to lay flat against his chest. She ground her hips down against his thigh to ease the growing tension between her legs.

Shikamaru didn't seem to take too kindly to this. Of course he wanted to make her feel good, but he wanted to be the one in control of that. Separating his lips from her with a pop, he scoffed and shifted his leg down to rest it on the ground. She whined at the absence of both friction and attention. In one swift movement, he scooped her hands up to pin her wrists above her head against the door. He glared down into her half lidded eyes, panting to catch his breath, watching as her tongue lolled from between her lips; the sight alone was enough to make his dick throb. But he wouldn't fuck her. Not yet. Not until she was coming apart and begging him. He leaned in close to her face, lips mere centimeters from her own.

"Bedroom. Now." He commanded. He stepped away and she chased after his lips with her own, but he was too far away now. He released his tight grip on her wrists, and she proceeded to obey his demand. Yuuna stumbled down the hallway still fully dressed from the hips down and walked into their shared bedroom.

Shikamaru took a moment to watch as she passed him, getting a beautiful view of her ass as it bounced with every excited step she took towards their room. He followed behind her after a few moments, pulling off his shirt and tossing it to the ground carelessly. When he entered the room, he smiled at the sight; she was splayed out on the bed bare naked. Just as he'd hoped. He stepped over towards the bed and kicked off his shoes before sinking into the mattress on his knees and positioning himself in between her legs. She panted as she watched him kneel between her thighs, clutching tightly onto the bed sheets beneath her.

"You gonna tell me what you want?" He inquired firmly, looking down at her with a narrowed gaze. He kept his hands in his pockets. He wouldn't touch her until she told him exactly what she wanted.

"Sh-Shikamaru," she crooned, trying to pull her thighs together to ease the throbbing in her core. He kept himself situated firmly between them, however, so it was a vain attempt. With a bite of her lip, she batted her eyelashes and furrowed her brow. "Touch me. I-I want you to touch me. I need you to touch me."

He cocked an eyebrow and looked down at her, tilting his head to the side, not budging from his spot between her thighs. "C'mon, babe, you've gotta be more specific than that." He smirked. He may have been impatient, but damn if it wasn't fun making her wait. "Where do you want me to touch you, huh?"

Yuuna huffed and glared up at him. "Fucking anywhere. Everywhere. Just...please. Touch me."

Still unsatisfied with her answer, he scoffed and straightened his back from his slouched over position. "What a drag. And here I thought you'd be obedient. Guess we'll have to do this the hard way."

He removed his hands from his pockets and did a few quick hand signs. A moment later, a sequence of shadows slithered their way up around her thighs to pull her legs apart further. They pushed her legs back until her knees were practically resting against her chest. Another set of shadows slunk along the bedsheets and wrapped around her wrists, pinning her to the bed so she couldn't move. It all happened so quickly that she didn't have a chance to react; before she knew it, she was spread out and nearly folded in half.

"A-Ah--" She cried out as her body contorted. She attempted to move, but it was no good. His shadows had her pinned down and she was completely immobilized. The helpless feeling of being entirely at his mercy excited her though, and it sent a throbbing right to her center. Finally, with a shaky breath, she conceded and quietly gave into his demands. "M...My p-pussy."

Shikamaru slouched again and ran his hands up and down the backs of her thighs. "Your what?" He asked in almost a mocking tone. Of course he heard her and knew exactly what she wanted, but he was feeling particularly playful tonight. "You're gonna have to speak up, Yuuna, I couldn't hear you."

"M-My pussy!!" She cried out, attempting to wiggle around to free herself from his shadows. The throbbing in her core was unbearable and she wanted, needed, some kind of relief. "I-I want you to t-touch my pussy!!"

With a shit eating grin, Shikamaru ran his tongue over his lips. "That's my good girl."

And without another word, he shifted his head between her legs and began peppering her inner thighs with kisses. He ran his tongue up the length of her slit, eliciting a sinful moan from his fiancée as she threw her head back in ecstacy. He repeated the motion, slower this time, making sure to taste every drop of her essence that he could get his tongue on. He groaned quietly at her taste, god did she taste good. Better than he ever remembered. He shifted one hand to rest under the crook of one of her knees, then moved the other to slide his long fingers in between her folds as he lashed at her clit.

"F-Fuck, Sh-Shikamaru," She whined, gripping tightly onto the bedsheets beneath her. Her eyes rolled back into her head as she lost herself in the absolute pleasure that filled her body.

He was quickly working her towards her climax as he slipped a finger inside her cunt. The mix of his saliva and her slick made it all too easy to thrust his finger in and out of her. He continued to lick at her clit as he slipped a second finger inside of her, and that was enough to send her over the edge. Her body convulsed and she let out a lewd moan, her tongue falling from her lips and her eyes crossing as her body twitched and she rode out her orgasm against his tongue.

"Fuck, that's my good girl." He praised her as he continued to piston his fingers in and out of her wet heat. He wasn't done with her yet. Not even close. He latched back onto her clit and began suckling at it enthusiastically, lashing his tongue over the sensitive bud as he fucked her with his fingers. She let out another moan, her body still trembling from her climax not five seconds ago. Her back arched up off of the bed, but she was still pinned down by his shadows and unable to move. Still sensitive, she couldn't stop her body from writhing at his touch.

Yuuna let out a whine as she attempted to move her hips away from his tongue, but she was helpless. Immobilized by his shadows, there was no way she was getting free. She panted and writhed against his wet tongue, desperately trying to ease the growing overstimulation radiating in her core. The Nara took note of this, and decided to play along. He slowed down considerably, nursing her clit between his lips and lazily flicking his tongue over the bud. His fingers slowed down too, but he curled them upward inside of her in an attempt to keep her in a daze. He pumped slowly and steadily, following the rhythm with his tongue. He let out a soft groan at the sinful little moans that left her lips, opening his eyes to look up at her and watch her reactions as he continued his ministrations. Her face was flushed the prettiest shade of pink, and her captivating green eyes were threatening to spill tears. Her tongue remained hanging from between her lips, a small dribble of saliva trickling down her chin. It was the most beautiful he’d seen her. The look of pure euphoria painting her features sent a throb to his cock and he couldn’t help the way he found himself grinding down into the mattress. The friction against his groin drew out another groan and he began to pick up his pace, still lashing at her clit lazily, but faster and with more purpose. He kept his eyes locked on hers as he made an effort to push her towards another release, making quick work of his fingers and shifting his other hand upwards to grasp one of her breasts. He massaged the flesh in his palm, making sure to roll her nipple in between his fingertips.

She threw her head back onto the pillow and gasped at the overwhelming sensations that racked her body, drawing her closer to her second orgasm. The combined feeling of his fingers thrusting into her tight hole and his tongue lapping at her nerves had her mind going foggy. The added sensation of Shikamaru toying with her sensitive breasts made her pant. She writhed around underneath him, desperately wanting to run her hands through his long black hair. To feel him underneath her fingertips.

“W-Wanna touch,” She whined, lifting her head back up as she rolled her hips against his tongue. “I-I wanna touch you.”

He watched as her gaze returned to meet his eyes and he smirked, acknowledging her request but doing nothing to fulfill it.

“That’s too bad,” He replied, concentrating for a moment to tighten her bindings ever so slightly. He also took the opportunity to pull her legs apart just a little more, allowing him more room to devour her delicious cunt. “You’re gonna have to wait until I’m done.”

She let out another whine as she felt the shadows around her wrists constrict. In a desperate attempt to push herself closer to release, in hopes that maybe he’d let her touch him, she began riding his tongue. He growled at her impatience, pulling his lips away from her and slipping his fingers out from her hole. She fussed at the feeling of emptiness, a chill settling on her skin.

“N-No, why did you s-stop?” She griped desperately, shifting around in an attempt to ease that growing pressure in her gut again.

“Because you’re being a pain,” He replied huskily, sitting back on his knees. “I told you to be patient. If you’d let me finish I would have undone my jutsu and given you what you wanted, but I guess you’ll just have to sit here and think about what you’ve done.”

She gawked at his words, furrowing her brows and biting her lip. “M-Mean, that’s so mean…!” She cried out, writhing around trying to loosen her restraints. Shikamaru smirked down at her.

“Maybe if you weren’t such a damn brat and just listened to what I told you to do, we wouldn’t be in this fix.” He chuckled. Sure, he was just as impatient as she was and wanted nothing more than to pound her into the mattress. But he was the one in charge here, and if she didn’t listen, there were going to be consequences. “I’ll tell you what. If you can be patient and let me make you cum again, I’ll undo my jutsu and you can touch me all you want. But if you’re gonna be a pain in the ass, I’ll just leave you here. All wound up with no way of getting yourself off. You won’t be able to blink without thinkin’ about how bad you want me to fuck you. How does that sound?”

She glared up at him for a moment, wriggling her wrists around again. The throbbing in her core was undeniable. As stubborn as she was, she knew it wouldn’t be worth it to play this little game. Her fiancé was a man with zero patience, and she knew he would make good on that promise. Deciding to bite her tongue, she conceded and nodded her head. He smirked and leaned forward again, hovering his lips over her throbbing clit.

“Atta girl.” He murmured before parting his lips to lick at it slowly.

She winced and threw her head back onto the pillow, biting her lip to stifle the moan that threatened to pour from between them. Shikamaru slid his fingers between her folds once more, gathering her slick and pushing them slowly into her cunt. She gasped at the feeling of being filled up once more, the sensation almost enough to push her over the edge. She cursed under her breath, careful to not move her hips against him too much in fear he would stop again. He took her nerves between his lips once more, suckling and laving it with his tongue as he began pistoning his fingers in and out of her heat. He combatted the slow movement of his tongue by moving his wrist quickly, fucking her pussy with long, nimble fingers. She let out another whine into the air and he smiled against her clit, flicking his tongue faster to meet the pace his hand was moving at. It only took a moment before she was cumming around his tongue again, her vision going white and her body convulsing as she gripped down on the bed sheets until her knuckles turned white. She cried out his name as she came, grinding her hips down against his hot muscle. She huffed and panted, squirming around and trying to move away from his mouth.

“Nuh uh, I’m not done with you yet.” He growled, wrapping his arm around her thigh to hold her in place as he continued to lash at her clit, relentlessly fucking into her hole and groaning against her skin. He ground down into the mattress again to ease his throbbing cock, growing more and more impatient to fuck her senseless. He kept her pinned against his mouth as she sobbed out his name. He was going to make her cum again.

Tears streamed down her face as her overstimulated body writhed under his touch, panting and gasping at the surge of electricity that coursed through her body. She choked out another sob as she felt the pressure in her gut build up rapidly again. She felt a different sensation this time around. She couldn’t explain it, but something felt strange. The more he ravaged her, the more the feeling built up. And without warning, her third orgasm of the night crashed over her and she drew out a lewd moan. But this time, a stream of clear liquid gushed from her cunt as it convulsed around his fingers. Shikamaru shot backwards, the fluid splashing against his neck and trickling down his chest. He snickered as he slowly removed his slick-soaked fingers from her quivering pussy.

“Well that’s new.” He noted with a smile, sitting back on his knees and looking down at the soaked bed sheets under her. She laid there trembling, her body still bound by his Shadow Stitching jutsu, with a flushed face and half lidded eyes. He leaned forward, resting one hand against the headboard as he hovered over top of her. He brought the hand he fucked her with up to her face. “Open.”

And without a second thought, Yuuna opened her mouth and stuck out her tongue. He pushed the fingers covered in her juices past her lips and onto the pad of her tongue which immediately curled around them, cleaning off her essence. The taste made her moan and she locked eyes with her lover, making a show of licking him clean. She began bobbing her head around his fingers, licking from the base up to his fingertips and back. He groaned hungrily down at her and watched her tongue slide around his fingers. It sent a jolt right to his cock and he cursed under his breath.

“You’re such a messy girl.” He teased, tilting his head to the side and keeping his eyes fixated on the way her tongue slid around his fingers. “First you cum all over me and soak through the bed sheets, and now you’re getting my fingers all wet.”

She didn’t say anything in response and instead continued to deep throat his fingers. He pulled his hand from her mouth, a string of saliva dribbling down her tongue and onto her chest. She panted and looked up at him with needy eyes, the wet muscle lolling from her lips. With a scoff, he tugged his pants down just enough to free his throbbing cock from its confines, springing to life and slapping against his abdomen, a bead of precum condensed at the tip. She stared at it and licked her lips, swallowing down the saliva that built up in her mouth. Shikamaru finally released his jutsu, and as soon as her hands were free, she shot forward and wrapped her fingers around his length and took it into her mouth.

She immediately began to bob her head along his cock, moaning as she slid her tongue along the underside. She hollowed her cheeks and looked up at him through heavy lashes, stopping to slap the tip of his cock against her tongue. She swirled it around the head, being sure to stroke his girth as she slid it all the way down his length then back up to the tip. She swallowed him again, quickening her pace as she closed her eyes to taste every inch of his delicious member.

“Fuck, Yuuna,” He groaned, leaning against the headboard again and running his free hand through her brunette locks. He fisted her hair and began to thrust his hips forward, fucking her face in a steady rhythm as she hungrily accepted every inch of his cock. He panted quietly, watching his length disappear behind her lips. His brows furrowed and he began to thrust faster. She shut her eyes and let him fuck into her mouth, happily taking his length as it slid down her throat, moaning with every plunge. He slammed his hips forward and held her against his girth. She winced at the harsh movement, shutting her eyes tightly and gripping onto his thighs. He kept her situated there, staring down at her and panting as he caught his breath. Her eyes cracked open and she looked up at him, tears rolling down her cheeks as she breathed heavily through her nose. He pulled out of her mouth quickly and the rush of air into her lungs made her cough, but she continued to stroke his cock even so. He watched as her scarred fingers wrapped tightly around him, slapping the tip down against her tongue again. She pulled him out of her mouth and smiled, licking her lips and gazing up at him.

"I want your cock," She requested, sliding her free hand down the length of her body until her fingers ghosted over her folds. Shikamaru watched her hand move and he swallowed, then shifted his gaze back up to meet hers. She took him into his mouth again and gave another few slow bobs of her head, then swirled her tongue over the head and stroked him. "Fuck, Shikamaru, I need your cock inside me."

That was the last straw for him. He hunched over to tug her up into a kiss that was all tongue and no lips, groaning into her mouth as he shifted back on the bed. He freed his grip on her hair and slid his fingers through her folds again, dipping them inside of her with ease. She mewled at the sensation. He chuckled wickedly as he pulled away from her, pumping his fingers in and out of her entrance once more. He kissed down her lips and across her cheek until his own lips met with her ear where he tugged lightly on her earlobe with his teeth.

"I'm gonna fuck you stupid."

His words alone nearly made her cum again. She keened at his touch, panting as she ground her hips down against his fingers. He kissed her ear, licking at the lobe, then pulled back to look down at her. He quickly tugged his pants off and tossed them to the ground, then returned his attention to the beautiful sight of his partner splayed out in front of him. He took his cock in his hand and gave it a few steady pumps, then aligned himself with her entrance. He slid his girth through her folds a few times, coating it with her slick. Then, without warning, he slammed his hips forward until the tip of his cock kissed her cervix. Yuuna cried out in what sounded like a mix of pain and ecstasy, throwing her head back on the pillow and wincing. She took a few short breaths to adjust to the stretch.

It took every ounce of self control he had to not lose his composure and fuck into her like a wild animal. He panted heavily, his own tongue spilling from past his lips as he huffed. He moved his hips back painfully slowly until only the head of his cock remained inside her, then he repeated the action of thrusting his hips forward until the tip of his cock met her cervix once more. She let out another cry, but this time it was no pain and all pleasure. Her back arched up off the bed and she tugged at the bed sheets, gasping for air as she stared needily up at her partner. He repeated the motion a few times, drawing out a sinful moan from her with every thrust. He let out a low groan at the feeling of her intoxicating wet heat clamping down around him. Shikamaru leaned forward and rested his forearm beside her head, caging her in as he leaned forward to kiss her. As soon as their lips met she opened her mouth, allowing his tongue to dip inside and lash against hers. He set a steady, languid pace as he fucked into her.

She broke the kiss with a huff to catch her breath, their tongues connected by a string of saliva that dribbled down and dissipated. Their eyes locked and he stared down at her as he slammed his hips against hers, a lewd squelching sound filling the air. She shifted her hips slightly to wrap her legs around his hips, then looked down to watch as his cock disappeared inside of her. She licked her lips and giggled.

"S-So good," She mewled, looking back up at him. "Feels so f-fucking good."

He smirked down at her and began to pick up his pace, rolling his hips harder as he fucked into her cunt. It wasn't long before he set an almost feral pace, pounding into her and making good on his promise to fuck her absolutely stupid. He surged forwards again to catch her in a breathless kiss, moving his other hand down to slide his fingertips over her clit. He moved in quick circles, increasing the pressure with each flick of his wrist. Yuuna moaned against his tongue, lifting her arms and wrapping them around his neck to pull him impossibly closer. She circled her hips against his again, synching her movements with his. The pressure in her gut began to build up again as he flicked his fingertips over her clit and pounded into her, eyes rolling into the back of her head as she let the pleasure take over her body. She wrapped her hand around the back of his head, pulling his hair tightly and loosening some strands from his ponytail.

"You're close, huh?" He asked rhetorically, because he very much knew the answer to that question. Their eyes locked and she nodded her head furiously, biting down on her lip as he thrusted into her tight hole. He gave a particularly hard thrust coupled with a particularly quick circle of his fingers against her clit and it was enough to send her hurdling over the edge. Her eyes crossed and her mouth fell open into an O as her orgasm hit her hard, an erotic moan spilling past her lips and out into the air as he fucked her through her climax. "Such a naughty girl, cumming all over my cock."

"Fuuuuuuck," She whined when she finally came back down to earth. He continued pounding into her, pushing himself up off of the bed and hooking his hands under her knees to push her legs back and press into her deeper. This drew out another lewd moan from the brunette beneath him. "F-Fuck, Sh-Shikamaru."

He leaned forward and sealed her mouth with a kiss, then pulled back to tug at her lip between his teeth. He kissed down her cheek and along her jaw, pressing his lips to the crook of her neck as he had her folded in half. He groaned against her skin then began to slow his pace down, feeling himself teetering on the edge of his own orgasm. But he wasn't ready to cum yet. Not until he'd gotten at least one more out of her.

Yuuna took note of his slowed pace and pushed her elbows up off of the bed, then rotated her hips to the side until he fell down onto the mattress next to her. She flipped him onto his back and straddled his waist, shooting down to kiss him and moaning against his lips. She bounced against his hips, fucking herself on his cock, mewling as he hit deep inside of her. He hugged her waist as he kissed her, thrusting upwards and plunging his girth into her wet heat, moaning against her mouth. He ran his hands down her waist to the plush skin of her ass, squeezing and massaging the flesh between his fingers. He spread her cheeks apart, bouncing her on his cock. She broke the kiss to catch her breath, looking down at her lover with lust in her eyes.

"Fuck," She whimpered. Using his chest as leverage, she sat up and straddled his waist, slowly gyrating her hips and dragging her clit along his skin.

She licked at her lips and languidly pulled herself off of his cock, his head kissing her entrance, then leisurely sunk back down onto him until their hips met once more and repeated the motion several times. He ran his hands up and down her waist, slowly thrusting up into her as she plunged herself down on him, matching her easy pace. He closed his eyes and leaned back into the pillow, intoxicated by the rush of endorphins that coursed through his body as he felt her squeezing his cock. He furrowed his brow and looked down at where they were connected, watching her slide down his length and groaning as he saw himself disappearing inside of her.

His fingers twitched against her skin and he dug his nails into her waist. A low growl rumbled in the back of his throat, and he gripped onto her tightly then swiftly began to fuck up into her at an aggressive pace. The sudden shift in speed took Yuuna by surprise and she gasped, falling forward and leaning against the headboard. Her tits bounced in his face with every feral thrust. He snatched one of her nipples between his teeth, suckling and lashing at it with his tongue as he tugged it towards him. He moaned against her salty skin, the telltale signs of his own orgasm drawing dangerously close. He had to make her finish at least one more time. He shifted one hand from her waist down to her belly where he rested it there, flicking the pad of his thumb against her clit as she rode his cock. Her breathing got heavier, the combined sensations filling her head with fog once more. Her tongue fell from her lips and she knit her brows together, watching as his tongue lapped at the sensitive nub. That same odd feeling she had before built up in her cunt and she babbled incoherently, grinding against his hips and pushing herself towards release. Yuuna's eyes slammed shut as the dam within her burst, crying out with a salacious sob as her body convulsed around his cock, clamping down on him like a vice. Clear liquid squirted out from her once more, and she trembled as he fucked her through her orgasm.

"That's my good girl," Shikamaru groaned as he thrusted into her, pulling his cum soaked hand up to her face. He shoved his thumb into her mouth, her fucked out expression sending a throbbing straight to his cock. He smirked at her as she compliantly licked her cum off of his fingers, eyes glazed over with tears and body still trembling from the overstimulation. He punched his hips upwards and held them there, heaving for breath as he watched the tears roll down her cheeks. She jerked at the harsh movement, a muffled cry echoing through their bedroom as she panted. He yanked his hand from her mouth and pulled her head down to kiss her, then broke away after a moment with a smug grin. "I'm gonna fill you up, my naughty girl."

Her eyes fluttered and nearly rolled back into her skull at his words. He shot forward to kiss her again, pounding up into her at a brutal pace. She squirmed overtop of him as he fucked into her, her skin on fire and her nerves shot from the several orgasms she'd had. She choked out a sob as his pace grew impossibly quicker, clinging to the headboard for dear life as his animalistic pace caused a final orgasm to go ripping through her body. She flopped over on top of him, babbling and drooling as he dug his fingernails into the globes of her ass. It only took a few more thrusts before he let out a guttural groan against her neck, his cum spilling into her pussy and painting her walls white. He moaned quietly, peppering soft kisses against her burning skin and running his hands in soothing lines up and down her wet back.

They stayed connected there for a few minutes as they both came down from their respective highs, nothing but the sound of their heavy breathing heard in the quiet of their bedroom. When his heart rate finally stabilized, he gently rolled her over onto her side so she would be more comfortable. He pulled his hips backwards and disconnected their bodies, his cum spilling from her swollen cunt and soaking through the bed sheets. She whimpered at the loss of contact, but was swiftly tugged against his chest. Shikamaru rested his arm around her shoulders, then ran his fingers along her arm and closed his eyes.

"Not gonna clean up?" She asked softly, tracing circles around his sticky skin. He scoffed.

"I'm not doing anything for the next week." He replied groggily, already half asleep. Yuuna chuckled and hummed. She really couldn't blame him. With a satisfied sigh, she looked up at him and shifted upwards a little to give him a peck on the cheek.

"I'm glad you're home safe, baby." She spoke in a gentle tone. The corners of his lips turned up into a smile and he cracked an eye open to look down at her. He tilted his head to the side to place a soft, warm kiss against her bruised lips.

"Me too."

They smiled at one another and shared another soft kiss. Shikamaru rested his cheek on top of his fiancée's head and Yuuna gave one final satisfied sigh before they both drifted off to sleep.

Maybe the married life wouldn't be as bad as he thought.

[oflgtfol]

i dont count scots as british and tbh i dont think actual scottish ppl wanna be included in britain either

like i cannot fucking distinguish any british accent from another. you all sound the absolute same. but scots IS distinct and sounds nothing like British. like literally no american makes fun of scots except in the jokingly friendly way like nobody is genuinely insulting scots and NO ONE is lumping scots in with British

when we make fun of British we are not making fun of scots ....

ITS LITERALLY SO. im so ANNOYED with british people because i have seen so many brita act so fucking high and mighty and act like their country does not have a violently colonial history.... yall act like youre sooooo much better than america when youre JUST as bad as us, but at least most americans (at least on this website!) will admit that our country is fucked up and has been for its entire history! like yall wont even fuckin admit your country is shit. at least we admit it!!!!!

and everybody EVERYWHERE hails the British Accent as the most sexy accent and its LITERALLY not, it is objectively silly. like yall say chewsday and zed like. its silly. and so its like, okay lets just poke fun at it!

BUT THEN YALL ACT SO FUCKING OPPRESSED OVER IT LIKE .... i have seen SO many brits fucking make school shooting jokes about america like, an american pokes fun at british pronunciation and then a brit is like “at least our schools are safe” LIKE WHAT IN GODS NAME IS WRONG WITH YOU??? school shootings are a horribly tragic reality that american kids have to deal with and hundreds of CHILDREN have died and thousands, millions more have to live with the fear and the aftermath of it. ITS NOT A JOKING MATTER. what the FUCK is wrong with you. its wrong enough to act high and mighty over this, or to use it as a joke, but especially in reaction to... US POKING FUN AT YOUR ACCENT? its so... what is wrong with you !!!!!!!!

OR! an american pokes fun at your accent ans you accuse us of being classist! like bro 99% of americans dont know the difference between any british accent. you all sound exactly the same to me i dont fucking know what the difference is between locations and social classes. if a british person made fun of a lower class accent THEN you can accuse them of classism but literally its asinine to say that to an american when 99% of americans have no idea of the Complexities of british socioeconomic classes

LIKE ITS LITERLALY SO... WE CANT MAKE A SINGLE JOKE AT YOUR EXPENSE WITHOUT YOU TRYING TO VICTIMIZE YOURSELVES OR WITHOUT YOU LITERALLY MOCKING US FOR OUR GUN VIOLENCE EPIDEMIC. ITS SUCH AN EXTREME REACTION TO SOMETHING AS STUPID AS POKING FUN AT YOUR ACCENT. ITS SO ANNOYING!! ITS SO ANNOYING

so after all this time its like im genuinely fucking annoyed with british people. i joke with my friends that im anglophobic and yeah its jokes but i am honestly genuinely frustrated with you fucking people. i know not all british people are like this but ive seen too many instances of everything ive complained about so i have just, a blanket Frustration regarding british people as a whole

[kvgehiras]

can i request sleepover hcs with trickstar (separate)? i feel like they would be so much fun to be with... the new shuffle unit really woke up my inner trickstarP 🥺 (hope it's not too much to request all 😭)

HELLO !!! nd no it's ok !!!! it took me some time bcs i didnt . rlly know how to start out hokuto's part BUT IT'S DONE NOW !!!!!!! (also i hope u meant it in a setting where y/n nd the members r in a relationship (separately ofc) bcs that's how i wrote it so ye) hope yall like it ~

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ───

AKEHOSHI SUBARU

• he probably brought up the idea while u were accompanying him on a walk w daikichi

• u were talking abt how u brought these glow-in-the-dark stickers nd they remind u of him

• "it would b so nice if u could see it omg!!! but .... it's the best when u watch it right before u go to sleep.....nd ur probably busy :(("

• "????? LETS HAVE A SLEEPOVER THEN!!!!!!! W ALL THE SPARKLE SPARKLE STARS!!!! AAAAA IT WOULD LOOK SO PRETTY!!!!!!!!"

• nd ur just like :0 bcs u cant believe this dumbass . he has a live to perform in day after tomorrow but he's gonna have a sleepover........what

• "dw abt my live !!!!!!! ill tell hokke nd the others that i can't come today but i'll practice extra hard tomorrow !! they'll understand dw (*・∀-)☆"

• they didn't.....actually...but he cut the call on hokuto before they could get him to attend so uh-

• "anyways!!!!!!!! ^^^^^^"

• yall bring daikichi over too. it's not even a question daikichi is literally yalls child at this point but anyways

• he probably looks for board games for a good hour or two while u get some food for daikichi nd then get some food for subaru nd urself

• (he doesn't find it)

• u peek at the doorframe bcs for a while u keep feeling like someone has been watching u for a while now nd then boom . u see the other baby (read : subaru . main baby is daikichi, ofc!) pouting at u

• u laugh nd wipe ur hands on ur apron before ruffling his hair nd he goes

• "i can't find the board games :((((( y/n :(((((("

• surprise guessing game : whos the actual puppy? akehoshi subaru or his actual dog daikichi??????? it remains a mystery

• anyways u help him look for them nd after u hand him over the thing u get food for the both of u nd force him to eat atleast a bite bcs this bitch is too busy trying to win against u in snakes & ladders 😭😭😭

• "subaru.....pls....the food is getting cold....."

• "no i Know im gonna win!!! the sparkly stars r my good luck!!!! i know it!!!!!!"

• he.... doesn't win .....for the 5th time....

• so manz just gives up, noms all the sandwiches visible (aka his portion bcs u alrdy finished urs an hour ago JDJDKDN)

• nd then sleeps, still sulking

• yes it ends up in u guys cuddling under the glowy stars

• nd subaru thinks that mayb losing against u isn't that bad after all (´꒳`)

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ───

HIDAKA HOKUTO

• unlike subaru, this was actually a planned one

• u both had homework to do, u especially had a test tomorrow nd subaru just ditched the rest of trickstar to go hang out w someone else instead of their practice so ┐(´∀｀)┌

• hokuto appears at ur doorstep around 6:30pm, as discussed earlier

• "right on time!!!!!! so true hokke (´∀`)ｂ"

• he chuckles a lil as he closes the door behind him nd takes off his shoes

• "(y/n) u keep sounding like that masked pervert whenever u say smthg like that pls"

• u laugh it off nd then get him to the living room, where u two get ur books out nd then start studying

• hokuto asks if uve studied any material before to which u quietly reply no nd hokuto just goes

• "oh, that's ok… i think it will be good practice for me too if i taught u all this, right? so let's start, hm?"

• HOKKEEEEEEE ๐·°(৹˃̵﹏˂̵৹)°·๐

• sasuga hokuto kyun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

• anyways !! u guys (finally) start studying now!

• except…..except ur alrdy falling asleep……

• hokuto doesn't even realise this till he looks over to his shoulder bcs wow it suddenly feels heavy! wonder why!

• nd then boom ur face is an inch away from his

• poor hokuto his face gets all red and his ears r burning nd when he realises that ur sleeping he just . freezes

• doesnt even move fucking muscle

• mentally too manz just checks out NDNDNDJDJKS

• BUT IN HIS DEFENCE WHEN HE CAME TO UR PLACE HE DIDNY EXPECT THIS!!!!!!! HE EXPECTED TO STUDY ND THEN GO HOME YK!!!!!!

• poor guy he can feel how hard his heart is beating nd hes praying that u dont hear it nd wake up

• thank goodness ur a heavy sleeper……..nothing, nd i mean not even if boulder is dropped on u, can wake u up

• sasuga…..y/n……?

• anyways !!!!!

• u wake up at like . 2 or 3 am nd u find hokuto just closing his eyes shut, cheeks still bright red nd. WHYS HE SO CLOSE-

• o u fell asleep on his shoulder lol-

• U FELL ASLEEP?????

• u jerk back up nd apologise a million times for falling asleep even tho hes so desperately trying to teach u nd hokuto just tries to hard to explain that it's ok !!!!!!! (bcs he actually kinda . liked it . aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAA)

• after much thought u guys just decided to go to sleep bcs ur too tired anyways so it's not like u would retain this info anyways

• nd it was a good decision bcs after waking up in the morning nd going thru his notes instead u actually aced the test !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so true y/n !!!!!!

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ───

YUUKI MAKOTO

• this one….. it's like . neither planned or accidental?????

• it just happened????? yk?????

• he called u suddenly in the evening bcs he went to this new game shop that opened near his place right

• nd hes just like !!!!!!! y/n!!!!!!! uve got to check this game out !!!!!!

• nd so u go to his place to play the game nd u see that he just has everything prepared so u get the snacks that u got for both of u on a plate nd get some juice from his fridge nd start playing the game

• nd the game is rlly good !!!!!

• from the graphics to the boss music, makoto rlly knows ur taste

• (he blushes nd thanks u all flustered too hehe)

• nd after switching consoles nd playing the game for over 3 hrs, yes it's a pretty huge game, u finally reach the boss battle!!!!

• nd this . this scares u

• uve seen ppl on the net say that this battle will absolutely End u . periodt

• u never rlly understood why but holy shit u now do

• uve been trying to win against this bitch for AN HOUR at this point . why cant he just die

• poor makoto is just cheering u on in the bg bcs u refuse to let him help

• "y/n….(;´Д`)...... it's ok bb…...i'll finish this up for u…. it's like 4am we have class tomorrow- wait no it's actually today-"

• "makoto No u always help me in games let me finally win smthg for u !!!!!!"

• nd u point at his forehead nd poke it several times as u make ur point

• "ill win for u !!!!! ok!!!!! this stupid boss can never be as strong as my love for u !!!!!! (*｀へ´*) 彡3"

• nd hes just . looking at u all worried but he . he trusts u . so he lets u do it urself

• yes u lost even more times nd cried a lil out of frustration

• so at one point, instead of directly helping u, he just starts giving u directions nd at this point ur too tired nd exhausted to say anything so u just follow him

• (u also have ur head on his lap nd hes combing thru ur hair nd looking down at u like :') lmao what a lovebird)

• but when u actually beat the boss, finally, nd the screen says "win!" in huge yellow letters ur eyes go O.O

• nd u jump out of his lap, while he's still spaced out, combing ur hair nd hug him v tightly

• nd hes like ????? huh ???? wh wh wh ?????????

• nd u explain that u finally won nd u guys just rejoice lol

• then immediately fall asleep. both of u

• (u guys were late to school next day . sigh)

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ───

ISARA MAO

• unlike the other three, this man was actually dragged to ur place

• why? u might ask

• WELL THIS DUMB RAT IS BURNT OUT !!!!!! HE DOES TOO MUCH WORK ND HE DOESNT REALISE IT !!!!!!!!!!

• so after u guys r done w school, nd when u check in w his fam too that hes gonna stay at ur place (nd also that he has almost no work today, ofc) u drag him to an arcade nd hes like ???

• "today is a rest day!!!!!! so no work at all!!!!!!"

• u said this while pouting a bit so mao mostly thought u were joking

• but even after going to the arcade, going to the shopping mall nd getting snacks, going to the fast food place u guys visit alot nd getting food from there, his brain doesnt catch on that ur indeed not joking

• until it's been 3 hours at ur place, ur having the dinner that u guys had bought from the fast food place while watching a random movie that was airing on some channel that his brain suddenly went

• 'i know they were saying that this is a rest day nd ur not allowed to work probably as a joke but bro…. i dont think it's a joke anymore'

• this is so sad f in the chat for mao lol

• but also he doesnt bring it up bcs ur forcing him to watch musicals w u (some of ur favs) nd he... actyally likes it?

• he hasn't felt so ….relaxed in a very long time now that he thinks abt it

• nd he has to thank u for it yk

• nd so after the musical marathon ends, as he thanks u, he kind of just goes on a rant yk

• abt how he's feeling

• he never expected for this to happen but u tell him it's ok yk

• nd while he shouldn't burden himself w so much work, ur always open to listen to his thoughts, opinions, random bs, anything !!!!!!

• for hours u guys just have a very deep talk abt how guys have been doing nd mao feels like hes so so glad that u did smthg like this for him

• yall also go to bed early bcs mao alrdy has a bad sleeping schedule (so let's not make it worse!!!!)

• nd in conclusion, it was a v good day! now yall do this whenever either of u r feeling down or get burnt out lol

[crossovereddie]

Thoughts on Gallavich Hall of Shame

Wow okay this is the latest I’ve ever posted a weekly recap and I feel awful about it but mom life amirite? I’ve seen a lot of negative posts about this episode( maybe I just follow the wrong people) so ngl I’m kinda worried about watching it. Ugh. This is why I try to not look up things until I’ve had a chance to recap because I hate being influenced by other people’s opinions BUT I’m gonna try my best to find the positive things in the episode and keep this light hearted and fun like I’ve been trying to do all season! Okay I’ll shut up now and get right into why you’re really reading this post:

Oh baby Gallavich :(((((

THEY WERE SO LITTLE

Bitch don’t even say the word divorce

They’re sitting side by side playing a game together 😭😭😭😭

Mickey loves blowing ian pass it on

Oh fuck I forgot that belt move ian did 🤤🤤🤤

Nob job lmao

MID GOBBLE

ugh Ned was the most disgusting piece of shit

Who are those two exes wtf

I don’t know their names but I forgot I never watched any episode Mickey wasn’t in lmao

WAIT A WOMAN WHAT THE FUCK

Wow Mickey Milkovich really deserves so much better

Compilation of Mickey saying fuck THANK YOU

Omfg s4 Mickey was actually perfect

“Course you will. That’s your whole fucking MO” oh shit..

Wow remembering the past is really making me hate ian again lmao

Just when I started loving him for once

But then I remember how much he’s grown and I love him again

Fuck the writers tho

Let me write Gallavich please I’d do a much better job

Okay y’all really made it seem like Mickey was super offensive with his bipolar comment

I’m bipolar and hate when people use the term lightly but cmon guys that was nothing

He even called it a bipolar episode. He didn’t say anything offensive at all omfg. I was over here thinking he called him a psycho or something.

Some of y’all just gotta stop watching and stick to fanfics or something.

“I wish I never met you.” “Me either” THEN THEIR FUCKING WEDDING FUCK YALL NOW IM IN MY FEELS 😭😭

They’ve been through so much wow

Okay I need to see Mickey wearing a fanny pack

THE RING AND THE FLASHBACK STOP

GIVE MICKEY AND IAN A BABY

Fuck I need to rewatch the wedding

“Stupid gallagher” same

Mickey giving the Fanny pack back my boy is such a Good Samaritan wow I raised you so well I’m so proud my perfect son

SHIT I JUST REALIZED WHAT SONG IS PLAYING FUCK THIS YALL IM OUT 😭😭😭😭😭

Oh gosh I thought we were done seeing ian Gallagher’s dance moves

Why would they put us through that again

“Stupid Milkovich” you watch your mouth

But we love when a man learns from his mistakes

Now kiss

Mickey is beautiful damn ian is so lucky

Now this is the type of flashback I like to see

MICKEY SAYING HES SENSITIVE DO YALL REALIZE HOW BIG THAT IS?!

Ugh I love him so much

I’m so proud to be his mom

Okay unpopular opinion but I actually love that little how’d your bipolar tirade go how’d your stealing shit go

If you’ve been with someone through their rock bottoms you’ll understand how not offensive at all that interaction was

They both said things they felt bad about saying and now they’re having a bit of banter about it

“We work well together”

GUYES THEYRE ACTUALLY TALKING THINGS OUT THIS IS HUGE

They needed space after feelings got hurt but now they’re coming together to make up and actually talk things over

They’re learning and growing apart AND together

They both had the horrible childhoods and they’re doing their best

It takes years and years of therapy to work through deep rooted issues like that. I’m STILL seeing a therapist twice a week and I still have issues.

Just imagine. They’re how old? Mid to late twenties and neither of them have properly dealt with their issues and mental health problems. You can’t expect them to be the perfect couple you read about in fanfics. Yeah shameless is over the top but it’s a tv show that has stayed on the air for 11 seasons BECAUSE of how over the top it is. Stop expecting these characters to be healed healthy woke changed characters from one season to the next when they haven’t even properly dealt with their issues and it would honestly be very ooc if they did deal with their issues in a healthy way

I wish they would but that’s not the shameless way.

Well that was a long rant but honestly it was needed

Ugh I hate reliving terry this is the worst my heart is breaking

I skipped fast

Terry is definitely worse but yeah they’re both pieces of shit

Shit I forgot how abusive frank was

They both deserve so much better

They’re so cute oh gosh

We love communication

Okay but fr taking a bath with your SO isn’t as romantic as people think or maybe I’m just not a romantic lmao

Unless it’s a big bathtub with leg room

Mickey has the best lines

He’s so funny 😭😭😭

Mickey loves being manhandled✨✨✨✨

Honestly? I really think they would be really into some safe consensual bdsm play and they deserve to have that

PICK HIM UP IAN PLEASE ITS WHAT HE WANTS

fucking love you

I love you too

MUTUAL I LOVE YOUS ARE MY FAVORITE THING

IAN LOVES TO DO THE THUMB THING I CANT

HE DID IT EIGHT TIMES IN THREE SECONDS I COUNTED

they’re so perfect for each other :(((

A kissing compilation 😭😭

THE S7 VAN KISS HAS MY HEART

I still want a scene of Mickey making fun of Ian’s black hair

THE WEDDING 😭😭😭

I’m in tears again

THE KEY CHANGE WITH IAN SAYS MICKEY STILL GETS ME 😭😭😭😭

“Now?” HOW DOES ONE WORD GET SUCH A BIG REACTION FROM ME

I deserved to be at that wedding 😭😭😭

“But not these newlyweds” damn right

THE BLOOPERS

I love them so much

I LOVE SEEING NOEL AND CAM AT WORK

What a treat

SWEET LOVING MOUTH

THE THUMB THING AGAIN

JUST FOR ME

I MISS SEASONN FOUR MICKEY I WANNA GO WATCH HIM NOW

I love Mickey more than anything 😭😭

Okay that was so much better than I was expecting! I know I ranted a lot and I’m probably gonna get some angry comments and messages but I honestly don’t care. Have your opinion and I’ll have my own and if you wanna discuss things like adults I’ll reply but if not then I don’t have time for the negativity. My boys actually communicated and didn’t self sabotage for once and I’m so proud. I love not being as invested as I used to be because now I can actually enjoy their scenes! Anyway it’s late where I’m at and I haven’t been getting much sleep so I’m gonna stop rambling. Let me know what you thought of this episode! Oh and real quick! I noticed I got a flood of new followers in the past two weeks so i just wanted to say feel free to send me messages on and off anon! I like talking to y’all! I promise I’m nice lol! Okay bye I love Mickey so much!

[baecvlt]

Better Late than Never

in which the reader was set up on a blind date by Sonia Nevermind with Kazuichi Soda

• Kazuichi Soda x Reader

• fluff

• fem reader

• original idea <33

BTW YALL this might sound accidentally self insert-ish but that’s because I gave the character interests (since this is a date fic) but I dont know anything else to put for them. anyway enjoy still.

“So, there’s no one there?”

I glared at her, death staring into her clear, blue eyes. “What the fuck is ‘there’?”. She sighed and lightly hit my arm. “I’m asking you if you have a crush, silly!,” she spat, yet her tone remained friendly. I shook my head. “I don’t find any of these people attractive, Sonia”.

“So you wouldn’t go out witj a classmate?”

“No, Sonia”

She stays silent, suddenly darting her eyes at Hajime. “How about him,” she asked,“Hagime seems like a nice guy”. I shrugged. “Not my cup of tea, really”. She then points at Teruteru,“And him?”. I looked at Teruteru, who was already gawking me. “God, no, Sonia,” I gagged,“Too perverted for my liking”. She then began listing names. Here is what I had to say for all of them.

Hajime: Boring

Nekomaru: LOUD

Fuyuhiko: Mean and short

Nagito: Psycho!

Eventually, she gave up. I didnt feel any way of them, who’s to know how I feel about anyone else at this school? “Fine,” she said, but her eyes lit up,“Oo! How about-”.

“Oof!”

He had bumped into me, knowing me to the floor. Kazuichi Soda: the Ultimate Mechanic. “Yeah, him!,” Sonia said. I looked at Kazuichi, disgust on my face. “Not in a million years”. “Huh?” (Kazuichi was madly confused). Sonia grumbled,“What’s wrong with him?”.

“What isn’t there wrong with him? He also doesn’t bathe!”

“Ouch, I bathe,” he said. “Why were you in such a rush anyway?,” I asked. He shrugged, but eventually sighed and revealed his reason. “I got excited,” he said softly. Sonia and I were confused.

“I just got updated on my— something. I’m going to the office to see what they have to tell me about this thing I’m in the middle of”

I was confused, but I had to know now. “Anyway, I’m sorry,” he said, walking right past us. I stood there, but Sonia got my attention. “Come on, we’re gonna be late to Economics”. She grabbed my arm and pulled me to class. When we got there, everybody was huddled up. There was something they were being discreet about. “Hello, friends,” Sonia said,“What are we talking about?”. “Kazuichi,” Ibuki said without the slightest hesitation.

Okay, maybe not that discreet.

“What’s wrong with him?,” I asked,“Besides all that, I mean”. “Cut him some slack,” Hajime said, now I knew the situation was a little more sensitive than I thought. Sonia and I both got our chair to listen. Hajime sighed,“This morning, I woke up and went to get Kazuichi for class. He wasn’t in his room. Later that day, I went go check on him and he was in his room, but when I opened the door, his eyes were just read and tired. I asked him is all was well, he only nodded and smiled. It took a while, but he still told me he was okay, now adding in the detail that the board had gotten back to him on his request to be transferred elsewhere”. My mouth dropped slightly. “Transferred where?,” I asked, Hajime only shrugged.

“This is all Sonia’s fault!”

We looked at Hioyoko, Sonia quick in defending herself. “He wouldn’t transfer schools because of me, it’s probably all your fault,” she was defensive,“Maybe if you weren’t so mean to him all the time—”. Suddenly, arguing broke out. I heard many things. Hajime said he hasn’t shown interest in her lately, Sonia seeming slightly offended. Gundham was blamed, Ibuki wasn’t being blamed (she was never cold with him). Suddenly, Mikan spoke out. “Wait!”. She yelled, so we were quiet. Surprised by her tone, it made us all shut up. “What if it’s all our faults?,” she suggested,“Y-You didn’t have to be cold to him. Who else besides Ibuki or Hajime spoke to him without immediately judging character?”. It made me think, but suddenly Fuyuhiko spoke. “Fuck that!,” he said,“The dude probably wasn’t enough to be here so they dropped him. He was also probably too embarrassed to say that. And the eyes? Please! They were red because he might be some type of pothead; high out of his mind!”. “That’s a really shitty thing to say,” Hiyoko said,“Even *I* know that’s harsh”.

“I don’t give a fuck; Its true”

Hajime shook his head,“I’m gonna agree with Mikan”. “Wait isn’t it like extremely hard to transfer from this school?”. “No, not quite,” Chiaki said,“When given valid reason, the board can transfer a student elsewhere”. “If in fact the mistreatment of Kazuichi was the reason he sought transfer,” Peko added,“He probably went with ‘mental health concerns’. Since we’re all of age, he wouldn’t need to run it by a parent or guardian, making it much easier for him to transfer”. There was silence. “So what now?,” I ask. Hajime had a quick answer,“We treat him better”. “Is it not too late?”. Peko shook her head.

“If Kazuichi really went to simply be spoken about the appeal, students are given three days to make their final decision. Afterwards, there is no going back since students are allowed an appeal once”

We all still sat there. Were some of us actually cold towards him? I mean, everyone else in the academy didn’t even acknowledge him (neither did some of us, but we were around more, right?). “Alright, studebts, to your seats now!”. The professor being there had us scurrying away from Hajime’s desk. Throughout the whole class, I couldn’t focus. I kept thinking of Kazuichi, but why? Why did I care about him leaving so much?

The bell rang, Sonia waited for me. Econimics was our last class every Thrusday. The minute I was within her reach, she continued the conversation from earlier today. “So, I was thinking: you can’t talk to boys for shit,” she said. “And?”.

“What if I set you up on a blind. date.— huh? How about that?”

I sneered. Blind dates—they were such a tacky idea to me, what the fuck, but this was Sonia. She always new what was best for me when it came to, well, everything. Plus, it might be fun, or funny?

“Oh, what the hell. I’ll give it a try”

Sonia smiled so hard, her eyes shut. She squealed. “I cant wait,” she said,“I promise, this’ll be good for you. Just you wait!”. She kissed me on the cheek, leaving me behind. “Wait— we aren’t going home together?,” I asked. She shook her head. “I have some things to take care of! See you tomorrow, love”. She hurries her way. That girl. I’ll never understand her…

“Hey, how’s it going? … Nice … Well, now that you ask, I was wondering if you were open to a blind date? … Splendid! Friday, agree to meet with this girl, here’s her number … Let’s make things more interesting … Don’t tell her your name … Yes, you do know her”

I got home, setting my book bag down and practically collapsing onto my mattress. What a day. Before I got in thought about all that I was told today, as if on cue, my phone rang. It was a message, one from a number I had never seen before.

???: Hi :)

I was friendly, I didn’t have to be.

Me: Hello :)

As if a second cue went off, Sonia texts me.

Sonia: Has your blind date messaged you? btw make up a name! dont reveal anything !

Me: OH okok

I return back to the unknown sender.

Me: sonia put you up to this ?

???: yes, ma’am (or sir, or i have no clue. sonia said you were a girl. sorry)

Me: hey dont worry, sonia said she was setting me up with a guy, so i assumed too. i am a girl and being called ma’am doesn’t bother me.

???: well you assumed correctly, but thank you for letting me know, ma’am i get unsure.

???: anyway, what’s ur name?

I thought of a good, normal name, but nothing occurred to me. I looked all around my room for an object. Suddenly, my eyes landed on the family camera I had left in my room whenI used it for a project.

Me: my name is cam, hbu

???: Zero

Me: Is that really your name?

Zero: no but it makes sense to me

Me: wdym?

Zero: itd just me i guess

Me: ur gonna make me sad booo

Zero: oops, sorry !

Me: lol Its fine. but seriously, I know there is someone who cares about you. if anything Is wrong. you can talk to me, even if our date friday goes to shit :)

Zero: Yeahyesh thanks for that, Cam. its just my friends, i dont feel seen by them and it just feels like my parents have followed me.

Me: Well, they probably really love you. if it helps, I care about you :))

Zero: you’re very kind

Me: aw noooo. anyway, how was your day?

Zero: it coulda been better. yours?

Me: yeaaaa same here

Zero: what’s wrong?

Me: found something out ab a friend of mine.

Zero: is everything okay?

Me: Yea it all should be if I can fix things with him

Zero: you must really care ab him

Me: yea i really do

“Zero” decided it’d be best to change the subject since he figured it was slightly depressive (which it was). From the time I got home (4am) to 12am, we talked. I was excited because for once in my life, I was speaking to someone who liked the things I did. The same movies, the same bands. He listened to a lot of new wave and indie rock. Eventually, I got sleepy, so we called it a night. He called me cute and let me go to bed.

I actually looked forward to our date Friday. I didn’t care who he was, for he was perfect.

Morning came around and I just wanted to talk to him. In fact that’s all I did. We texted in homeroom, Theater, Calculus, etc. It was Friday today, meaning we’d have to meet today after school, thus revealing ourselves. Sonia and I were in calculus and she noticed I wouldn’t put my phone down. “God, someone’s obsessed,” she teased. “He means everything to me,” I said, breaking no eye contact with my screen. Sonia went to Kazuichi, who I have class with for Calculus, Government and Chem (which we both failed last year). I couldn’t care to break my focus on my screen, but I did head him mutter “she’s perfect”. So Kazuichi found someone else? That’s fine, but will she care enough to stop him from transferring? Could be be transferring for her?!

As the day grew the situation began getting fucking dire.

I was headed to my final class, chemistry. I had my phone in hand, texting away and very distracted. Suddenly, just like yesterday: “Oof!”. I was on the floor and above me? Kazuichi Soda. “I’m sorry, oh my god,” he said as he helped me up. I shook my head. “Nono, this time it’s my fault,” I said, dusting myself off,“I wasn’t paying attention”. 

“I was also very distracted, heh”

I smiled, picking his phone up from the ground. His screen turned on, exposing that he had been listening to music. “Cocteau Twins”. I handed him his phone. “You like them,” I asked. He nodded,“Do you?”. 

“Yeah, I do”

“Cool... where are you headed?”

“Chem”

“Why so early? There’s a whole hour and a half till we have to be there, plus the 5 minute tardy bell”

“I like being early. Where were you going?”

“My room,” he said,“I can’t find my chemistry journal, so I figured I should look for it before class”. “In your room?”. He nodded. For some sick and weird reason, I felt bad leaving him to do that on his own. “I can help you,” I blurted, almost instantly. His face lit up. “Really?!”. His overly joyed expression brought a smile out in me as well. “Yeah,” I answered softly. He grabbed my hand and ran with me up to his room, having me keep up with him. We got to his room as my heels skid slightly behind him. When opened the door and turned on the light, my jaw dropped.

His room was a complete and utter mess.

“Kazu- how is anything gonna get found in here?,” I asked, trying to keep my tone as calm as possible. “Its manageable,” he answered, entering and starting to look through all his junk,“I haven’t had the energy to clean my room anyway. It hasn’t really bothered me”. I shook my head as I walked in. “No, this isn’t right,” I said, an idea coming to mind,“Why don’t you lay there and rest up a little? I’ll clean your room”. His eyes lit up. “Really?”. I nodded, a warm smile creeping up on my lips. “Well, okay,” he answered,“Thank you, sweetheart”. I couldn’t even react to the pet name. His hat rested over his eyes as he quite literally fell asleep before my very eyes. 

With that, I got to work.

Cleaning out his room, taught me a few things. He also happens to like the same films as I do, but he likes more action films. I also learned he has a much bigger wardrobe than I thought. Lastly, he isn’t as mess as I thought. He had everything one would need to clean, even owned a vacuum. It took me about 1 hour and 5 minutes to clean out. I hadn’t realized it was that long, time went by me like a breeze. I approached him and sat by him. In a pattern, I shook him carefully then played with his hot pink hair, which was softer than expected. 

God, there’s something wrong with me. 

He woke up and I removed the hat from over his eyes. He lay as he looked around, seeing his room uncluttered. “Wow, it’s like a brand new room,” he said happily. “Yep”. He sat up and smiled back at me. “Thank you,” he repeated. 

“It’s nothing, really”

His voice was still groggy, I could tell he was a little dazed after his nap. He lay back and laughed to himself as we sat on his bed. “What?”. He shook his head as the lazy smile on his face grew slightly wider. “You’re really pretty”. I blushed a little, and laughed nervously. “Thanks”. He sat back up again, we both had no idea what to do now, but look at each other. It was a comfortable silence. I could forever into his oddly colored eyes. 

I wanted him to kiss me, now.

I’ve truly lost my mind. I had no idea if it was just tension or anything but that. Would I like it or would I despise it. I decided to maybe test these waters, but before I could, he beat me to it. Out of nowhere, he grabbed my chin, pulling me to his lips. Kissing me skillfully, he lay back and I followed so I wouldn’t be away from him, leaving me straddling his lap. What a day to forget to wear shorts under my skirt. With how he kiss me and I kissed him, it was no secret we wanted this for a while now. The fact that I wanted this made my stomach knot. We pulled away, slightly winded. “That was so fucking hot”. I proceeded to tell him this never happened. He agreed it didn’t. Then he added:

“I’ve never done that before”

“Neither have I-”

Then, it hit me. Kazuichi was my first kiss.

“This must be a very shitty realization,” he said, laughing a little. “Shut up, let’s get to class”. He nodded, getting up from bed, seeing that his journal was on his now clean and visible desk. He picked it up and now we were ready to go. We were still early, despite distance and how crowded the halls were. We sat at our own table, usually we both sat alone since none of our friends had this class. We all knew each other, but we wouldn’t exactly call certain people friends. Anyway, during class, I was extremely bothered. I felt sick and I couldn’t stop thinking about that fucking kiss.

At all.

I really didn’t want him to leave. I couldn’t stand the thought of him leaving. I had to stop it, but why did I want to anyway. Is this pity? It didn’t feel like it; I can tell when I pity someone and this didn’t feel like pity. Could it be that he’s always been there?

I’ve never fallen in love before, nor caught feelings. Something about him felt so familiar. What has Kazuichi done for me?

I began to think and it all came to me. The times I had no one else to talk to so he’d be there, whenever someone has bailed on me I’d go to him. I’ve taken him for granted, yet he’s smiled through it all. To think I’d hurt him made me feel worse. “God, I hate this class,” he whispered to me. I broke away from my thought. “Oh, me too,” I answered,“How are you doing, though?”. 

“In this class?”

I nodded. “Terrible”.

I mouthed an “oh”. After a second, I offered a solution. “Well, you can always ask me for help,” I said. “Seriously?,” his eyes lit up like when we were in his room. God his crooked, toothy smile had me smiling, it was intoxicating. “Yeah, come to me anytime,” I said, getting quiet. This was quite awful. On top of that, I remembered I had a date after today. I didn’t even want whoever the fuck I had to meet with. As planned by Sonia, we were to meet at the bridge in between dorms on the third floor at 7pm (mind you, I don’t have a room in this school so there really is no reason for me to stay so late). Now that I think about it, it really sounds like more of a meetup than a date. Maybe it wasn’t so important for me to meet this mystery man. I can just text him I was no longer interested.

And that’s what I chose to do.

After class, I bumped into Sonia. She smiled widely when she saw me. “Oh my god, Are you excited for tonight?!”. Here I am, bursting her bubble.

“No”

Her smile went down slowly. “Why not?,” she asked. “I’m not going”.

“WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN YOU AREN’T GOING?”

That was probably the loudest she’s ever spoken. “I mean, I don’t want to”. “But this was important, what the fuck,” she seemed too upset about it. “I don’t want him,” I said,“I’m into someone else”. “WHO?”. I swallowed before the name came out of my mouth,“Kazuichi...”.She slapped her hand over her mouth. “I know its emba-”.

“THAT’S NOT WHAT I’M GONNA SAY, oh my god. You have to go still, don’t leave your blind date hanging, please. I’m begging you, please!”

I scoffed.

I nodded. “Fine, but I really cannot pretend to have a good time,” I said to her. Nodding frantically, she said she knows. Ultimately, it was my choice and she knew that. Sonia walked home with me, then said she would walk back with me when it came time to meet my blind date. She wanted be there for when he was revealed. I got a message from this man when I got home.

Zero: Hey, are you sure you want to meet?

  I raised a brow and showed Sonia. She covered her mouth, but quickly told me to say yes. So that’s exactly what I did. 

Me: Yeah

Zero: ok

  “He isn’t into it,” I said, showing Sonia the messages. “He will be”. Damn, she was so dead set on this and for what? “Come on,” she said,“We should get going”. I nodded, getting up from the floor we sat on in my room. Locking up, we swiftly headed to the bridge.

It was dark by the time we got there.

“Hello?”

No answer. “Maybe wait a little,” Sonia suggested,“He gets shy”. I turned to her. “Do you know him?,” I asked. “Of course I do”. She must’ve misunderstood what I asked. “No, but do you know him know him,” I cleared up,“like is he close to any of us”. She nodded, now I was really curious. A couple minutes passed and he still wasn’t there. “See,” I said,“Fucking no-show!”. My hands clenched into a fist. Sonia was getting closer to me, looking as if she had some consoling words to say, but she stopped. Smiling, she backed away. Then, I heard footsteps behind me. She stepped away from me, nodding towards me, but that was just a signal for me to turn around. I heard a gasp,“You?”. 

The familiarity of the voice—it all made sense now.

“You!,” I cried. My eyes watered as a smiling Kazuichi stood in front of me. I hugged him and I could tell he wasn’t expecting me. “God, I thought you’d hate me,” he sighed, relieved. I shook my head. “I’ll leave you to it,” Sonia said,“I have to go anyway; my ride’s here”. We waved her off, getting back to each other. “Wanna head into my room?”.

We headed into his room, snuck in, I’m not supposed to be here. He threw himself onto his bed as his hands made a gesture for me to get on. I straddled him like before and kissed him. “Someone’s excited,” he teased. I scoffed. “I’m not the only one”. His face turned red as he looked away. “Hey, Kazuichi? Can we talk”. He nodded, waiting for me to introduce the topic. 

“Hajime and, well, everyone else including Sonia and myself were talking and—”

“Yeah?”

“That you’re leaving?”

“Oh... yeah. I am”

I frowned, getting off him, now sitting next to him. He looked upset now that he remembered. “It isn’t too late now, is it?”. He shook his read putting his hat on his bedside drawer (me thinks this is the first time I’ve seen him without a hat). “Tomorrow, I go confirm my decision,” he said,“I feel... miserable in Hope Peak. I don’t belong here”.

“Kazu...”

“You don’t know what it feels like not having anything in common with anyone. Everyone being so fucking distant”

“I do know how the first one feels, but... we have each other to relate to”

“I just hate how this school makes me feel and I want it to go away”

He shivered as his eyes began to water. It hurt so much to see him cry. I never have. “Baby, look at me,” I said to him,“We all love you, okay? I love you. I’m sorry for being so cold towards you this whole time. You were always there”. He stuck his head into my chest and just let everything go. I played with his hair as he got rid of emotion. I lay his head down and straddled him again. Quickly, I kissed all over his tear-stained face, the taste of salt persistent on my lips. The kisses got him riled up and giggly once again, making him tackle me. I fell back on the bed as he did the same to me. He smooched me on the lips before giving me his final word.

“I’ll think about it, okay?”

I nodded, not pressuring him. I wanted him to be so sure about staying. I also wanted him to know that if he did stay, I would be there, always. “You need a ride home?”, he asked. I could have gone home, but I didn’t necessarily want to. “Aw, don’t you want me to stay?,” I pouted. The way I said it was so playful it almost felt like teasing. He blushed frantically answering,“Yeah, I do”. I then realized I didn’t have clothes to sleep in.

And no, sleeping in underwear could never be an option. (Not yet, at least)

“Damnit, I don’t have clothes”. That’s when he opened his drawer and threw some sweatpants at me. “You have a shirt under that one, correct?,” he asked. I nodded, unbuttoning my school shirt. it was a silk black undershirt, could be used as an undergarment or sleepwear. “Hey, I’m just gonna go out to the communal to wash up, okay?”.

“That’s fine, baby”

He smiled, heading off with his toothbrush and towel. Once the door shut, I with a I slid off my socks. I then stood up and took off my skirt. The clothing fit me kind of snug, but I didn’t mind. I lay back and waited for him patiently.

His shower was quick, well, in my opinion it was. His hair gave off a brisk scent, as he lay next to me. His eyes looked weak as he hug his face into my chest. It wasn’t in a weird way or anything, so I simply assumed he was tired. “Are you sleepy, yet?”. He nodded, his face in deeper. “I’m really sleepy,” he said softly. I ran my fingers through his hair like before and let him sleep. Watching how at ease he was in my embrace soothed me to rest. According to Hajime, he was usually a light sleeper. The slightest touch or noise would wake him up. He would shift around or mumble in his sleep. This time, it was different.

It was peaceful.

The next morning, I woke up and put on yesterday’s clothes. When I got to putting on my shoes, I felt him move behind me. “Good morning, sleepyhead,” I said sweetly. “Good morning, angel,” he said, his voice straining as he stretched with a grunt,“Time?”. 

“9:30”

He got up and threw on a pair of clothes that I have never seen him in. “You want a ride home?,” he asked,“I meet with the board today at 10. If I take you home now, I can make it back in good time”. I nodded, going hand in hand with him after he had put his shoes on.

I never knew Kazuichi drove. I recall him say he had terrible motion sickness, yet here he was driving me home in a borrowed car that had been worked on in the school’s auto shop class. I had nothing else to talk about and the silence was killing me. “So you can drive?”.

“I can drive”

“What about your motion sickness?”

He clicked his tongue. “Yeah, that’s always been there, always will be,” he began to explain,“but I’ve learned to ignore it”. He put his arm around me, smiling. I smiled, yet I was terrified. What if I wasn’t enough to make him stay? As he drove, I noticed he had nothing in mind. With Kazuichi, you can always tell when there’s something on his mind. Always. He’ll squint, mouth some words to himself...that’s how you know. It began to overwhelm me and I wanted to cry. I wanted to cry knowing there was possibly nothing I can say or do for him to stay. He may know I love him, but what if the timing was off?

Oh, well.

We arrived at my home, him walking me up to my doorstep. He kissed me, his smile dropping afterward. Fuck, he must’ve noticed... “Hey, is everything okay?”. I nodded. “Okay,” he said, uncertainty in his tone,“Well, text me if anything!”. I nodded, a faint smile on my face. I headed inside and lay in bed.

My memory of that Saturday and the Sunday that followed are fogged. I don’t remember leaving my room, let alone my house. Monday came around. I was nervous. I walked down the halls, Sonia standing and an expression of worry spread across her face. “Sonia,” I said,“What’s wrong?”. She gulped and I knew nothing positive would come out of this.

“Hajime hasn’t seen Kazuichi all day”

My eyes widened and I wanted to pass out. “No, that can’t be!”. I didn’t want to feel this. It was all guilt. Why, though? Everything seemed fine when we had last seen each other, it made no sense. “You haven’t talked to him?,” she asked. I shook my head. Sonia sighed. “Okay,” she began,“We have government today. Your only class with him. All we have to do is wait and then we’ll know for sure”. I nodded, trying not to let emotions get to me.

Now in government, I waited, We all did. None of us had heard a word from him. Soon enough, an hour passed: no Kazuichi. Tearful, my eyes shut as I placed my head on my table. Hajime walked up to me. “If its in any consolation at all,” he began,“Kazuichi really did like you. He loved you. I’m sure he knew you loved him”.

“Why the fuck do you make it sound like he’s dead?”

“I see how it would sound like so. I’m just gonna leave my words at that”

My eyes were burning and a headache began growing. Suddenly, there was pounding on thr door, pounding that startled the class. The teacher sighed. The knock was that of a late student, which obviously would’ve annoyed her considering this is a 65 minute class and it had been an hour or so. A student volunteered for the door and there stepped in a distressed Kazuichi.

“WHY THE FUCK DIDN’T YOU TEXT ME?!?”

I sniffled and my heart was beating out of my chest when I heard his voice and saw his face. “Kazuichi?!”. I ran up to him and hugged him, he was tense. “I was so worried,” he said. “That makes two of us”. I kissed him, he asked if I was okay and I nodded so frantically. “I didn’t text because I was sad!”. He hugged me tighter, kissing my forehead. I looked into his eyes, falling in love. Then I had realized one thing. “Wait”. He looked at me,“What’s up?”.

“WHY ARE YOU SO LATE?!”

“I HAD AN EYE EXAM!”

He walked to the teacher and handed her a doctor’s note. “You know I can’t mark you present right?,” she said. “You can’t mark me absent either, miss”. Yeah, he wasn’t the best student here. He walked back up to me and kissed me. “There’s like 2 minutes left,” he said,“Can we leave?”.

“Just go”

Being a nuisance paid off as we were all let out early. He grabbed my book bag and ran with me, pulling me by the hand. He took me to the back of the school, yeah, the very back behind the gym. I sat in his lap as he kissed me once more harder, now that no one was watching. I then faced him. “I thought you were leaving,” I whined. He ran his hands through my hair. “I was going to,” he said,“but I couldn’t do that to you, or to myself”. We sat in silence till I said,“Who would’ve thought?”.

“Yeah, in a million years, huh? What year we in?”

“Shut up”

I kissed him and felt him smile against my lips. “Don’t change, Kazuichi”. “Don’t plan on it,” he said,“I love you”. “I love you too”.

[still-a-morosexual-help]

AAhh I really like 45 it pushed the story along while also being just hilarious and touching and it was just so good!! 46 was just pokemon battles...

OBEY ME! LESSON 45 DETAILED SUMMARY

At breakfast the most of the brothers crowd around MC and ask them how different appliances work, Asmo apologizes for them and then immediately asks MC something as well and well Belphie calls him out on it he says he hasn't been in the human world for a really long time and things have changed. Beel says that the human world progresses so fast that it makes him dizzy and Asmo says maybe it feels like that since the devildom doesn't progress. Lucifer tells MC to get ready to leave once they're done eating (still on the white couches is2g this pisses me off so much) and when MC asks him wtf he says oh yeah forgot you nearly died while Solomon told you about getting a sorcerer's license. MC's got a meeting with Solomon and Beel & Lucifer were asked to come along. Mammon & Asmo protest cause they can't tag along.  Belphie says that Beel and Lucifer were probably chosen cause they'll at least appear as mature functioning adults.

They meet up with Solomon in front of the Sorcerer's Society HQ, which according to Solomon is filled with "Pompous Uptight Bureaucrats". It provides assistance to sorcerer's living in the human world and provides them with first a provisional license and then a full license that'll allow them to practice magic as they pls more or less. Lucifer's like; that's great and all but why the fuck are we here. And Solomon tells him that he'll understand when they get inside. Lucifer says that sounds exactly like something someone who was seconds away from causing problems would say and he tells MC to brace themself.

The backgrounds for both these lessons are really good! Right so when they walk in sorcerers start ooing and awing over Beel and Lucifer - they've never seen them irl before, one even wants their autographs. Apparently Solomon's apprentice taming the 7 rulers was believed to be an urban legend?????????? I dunno imagine going from being a normal human to becoming an urban legend amongst sorcerers? Lucifer thinks Solomon brought them along just to boost MC's reputation (ohhh the poor man). Solomon reveals that he isn't on good terms with the society (is it even a surprise?) and being his apprentice would just make things harder for MC and that he established the society with his previous apprentice long ago but they had a falling out and now that apprentice runs the society (is it sad that there's a huge possibility that the falling out could be food related?). Solomon says he brought the brothers as bodyguards for his cute apprentice/charming apprentice/favourite pupil (If he keeps talking like that whoever runs this place is gonna deck MC) since back in the Celestial Realm the two of the were known as "the two greatest champions and protectors of the CR". Beel gets pissed off cause he thinks this means Solomon is putting MC in danger and Solomon says 'lol that's definitely not who I'm putting in danger' and when Lucifer picks up on that and questions Solomon on it he goes 'man look at the time we really gotta go get MC registered WOW'. The dude at the reception uses his staff to etch a magic seal that's the society's crest on to the back of MC's hand (I really feel like you should tell someone beforehand that you're gonna give them what is basically a tattoo? Also cant wait for that butcher to see this and the rest of MC's harem and come to the conclusion that they're in a cult) which consists of  3 staves and 7 stars signifying the 3 Magis who are believed to have invented magical arts and the 7 virtues (is it bad that before i even started om i knew what the 7 sins were but only had a vague knowledge about the 7 virtues? I wouldn't have been able to name them all without this lesson :/ anyway they're humility, generosity, gratitude, patience, chastity, temperance and diligence. Something i really like is that the brothers have all displayed the virtues that directly oppose their sins on a semi regular to regular basis).  To get their license apprentuces must earn the seven stars via passing 7 trials with the first of the trials being set and judged by their master. (ok so I assumed each test would focus on a brother and MC'd earn the star that opposes each brother's sin and would pass the test by learning and displaying the virtue of that star. But that isn't what happened here? If anything the test was there to teach Lucifer humility? Is that how it will go? will each test somehow focus on MC helping the brothers learn and display their opposing virtue even though all of them have already displayed this virtue to some extent?  I mean I guess the main point of the tests were to show that MC could control the brothers so that makes sense? but even though this test did focus on making Lucifer let go of his pride, the test was about MC learning to control Beel's power and these two lessons are very much focused on Beel so was the star they earned actually temperance? Even though the test didn't have anything to do with that virtue? Ahh i have so many questions about how the stars are earned and neither lesson really clarify it and if anyone wants to come debate about this???)

ANYway Solomon uses a spell to bind Lucifer in place, which pisses Beel off, tho when MC stays calm and just observes what happens Solomon is pleased assessing a situation before taking action is important (Ive had this HC for a while now but solomon is definitely the kinda teacher who throws you into the deep end with just a cryptic warning and watches with a smile as you try to figure out how to not die, if you do something particularly amusing while struggling he'll give you another cryptic hint, occasionally he'll yell out praise with that smile of his even if it looks like you're actively drowning and dying and failing). They start to get an audience while Lucifer threatens Solomon and shifts into his demon form and goes also im still fucking pissed off about that lunch so/ Beel also shifts and threatens Solomon, tho lucifer tells him to stand down cause he wants to murder solomon on his own and that a mere binding spell won't hold him down, Solomon's like Jeez chill it's for MC's exam you fucknugget and Lucifer's like oh shit yeah but you know i'll actually kill you for this later and Solomon's like yeah that's cool and also imma use my powers to make you into the size of a barbie doll and lucifer's like what-  MC then proceeds to lose their shit over a tiny blushing Lucifer. MC's test is to keep lucifer safe for 24 hours which would be fine if they you know didn't live with the other 5.  which is actually what lucifer says when Beel says it'll be easy if they just stay at home cause home according to lucifer also contains his '5 greatest enemies'. MC's job is to protect Lucifer from them without using any commands on anyone other than beel, and the goal is for them to be able to fully command beel like they did with Asmo in S1 against Henry 1.0. Beel is not allowed to act on his own to protect lucifer and can only act on MC's commands.  Beel agrees, Lucifer swears and Solomon asks MC about their confidence levels. MC can promise one of the three of them that they won't mess up.  Solomon says he'll stay in the house with them so that he can judge and Lucifer's more or less like; you're having fun aren't you and solomon says Duh.

So they end up at the café where predictably Luke & Simeon end up screaming and laughing at a blushing pissed off mini Luci, Simeon tells him they physically cannot laugh cause of course big scary Lucifer is now in Simeon’s words ‘Teeny-Tiny” & how he’s so cute he wants to keep him in a jar as a pet (God I love this lesson).  He says Michael would love to see this and when Lucifer yells at him he completely ignores him to poke his cheek (V Relatable). Luke also wants to join in on the fun but Lucifer is a little bitch to him and as retaliation for scaring their son MC pokes luci on the cheek too. Beel laments about wanting to poke luci on the cheek too and when Solomon tells the others to stop teasing lucifer, luci goes, EXCUSE ME WHOSE FUCKING FAULT IS THIS IN THE FIRST PLACE. Beel notes that luci now smells human. When luke asks about the smelling thing beel says that all 3 species? races? Smell different. Simeon marvels at how much humiliation PrideTM is willing to take cause he’s simping for MC. Luci tells them to shut tf up cause unless they come up with a plan to deal with his hell children they’re probably going to kill him the second he steps foot inside the house. Beel tells MC to use his powers. Luci says they should be able to draw out Beel’s powers like they did Asmo’s in S1. Solomon says since he gave them a power up in S1 simply saying the incantation won’t work this time around and they must first fully understand Beel and his nature to be able to do that. MC has a flashback to the Butcher and his relationship advice and then asks Beel what he thinks they should do to be able to better understand him (while I do think ideally this is the right choice, in context with the other two choices, to me, this is the ONLY choice cause the other two come off as slightly yandere on mc’s part). Beel chooses spending time together via sleepover. But obviously Luci will have to come along and Solomon invites himself along too cause he’s still the judge.  Simeon’s sad about not being able to join in and luke is TOTALLY NOT JEALOUS OKAY!?!?

Outside the house Luci, Beel and MC all make pledges like they’re invading enemy territory; Lucifer: Swear you won’t let your guard down. Beel: Swear to protect Lucifer with your life. MC, 100% seriously: I Swear. Solomon: Are yall fucking serious??? These are your fucking brothers???? You practically raised them??? Lucifer: Have you ever actually met my brothers???? Beel: You legit think they won’t give up their lives just to fuck with lucifer for a day? When Solomon asks what lucifer ever did to make them hate him so much he says he doesn’t know. And look while “locking me up in the fucking attic for a whole year”, “not acknowledging that you’re actually my father and taking some fucking responsibility” and “blaming every minor inconvenience in your life on my very existence” are all very valid reasons none of them actually hate him right, cause I mean using every chance you get to fuck with your siblings is just part of being a sibling?  Which is what Beel and MC both tell Lucifer. Lucifer doesn’t believe them and actually seems sad about it. Solomon said “while I do find the complicated interpersonal dynamics of your family fascinating” my ass is freezing out here. …Do you think they’re like solomon’s favourite show??? I mean Solomon’s old as shit and probably doesn’t remember what it’s like to have a family, and before MC, Simeon and the student exchange he didn’t really have anybody so do you think he just watches the brothers + MC like ‘damn, this shit is wild’????????????????? The instant they enter the house, someone casts a spell and they’re pulled into a portal. The fuck did you say about everyone loving Lucifer, says Solomon while making direct eye contact with Beel. They fall through endless darkness and MC tells them to chill cause it only feels like they’re falling. They end up in a weird ballroom/royal courtroom kinda place, which Solomon marvels. Beel & MC recognize the place as a location from one of levi’s games and meet Levi in his TSL clothes who welcomes MC as the ‘hero’.

Beel, Luci & Sol kinda just wordlessly stare at levi with tired expressions and MC being the bro they are plays along with levi by asking if he is who they think he is. He introduces himself as The Lord of Shadows, the ruler of all 7 lands. Lucifer: WTF. Beel says they don’t have time for games and Levi gets upset that they’re making him look pathetic. Levi gives MC their mission – to save the world by defeating the demon lord satan. Lucifer tells Solomon to get the fuck out of there. Solomon says he can’t considering he has no idea where the fuck they are in the first place. Beel politely asks ‘his majesty’ the way to pantry and Levi yells at them to take it seriously. Beel says well ok and explains the whole test thing to levi as a way to explain why they can’t play. Levi says satan already knows this. After that there’s a flash and black smoke starts curling up around the room and satan turns up in his demon form. And LOOK I hate satan’s demon form outfit but it actually looks really good in this context??? The feather boa and ribbon bow thing really works with the curling black smoke, evil demon lord look. It probably helps that you can’t see his bottom half. Anyway Satan turns out to just be a magical projection and he says, well you’ll have to come to me cause I kidnapped your boyfriend, while Diavolo calls out to Lucifer and MC from off screen. Diavolo had run away from the devildom to surprise the brothers. While Lucifer scolds Diavolo and while Diavolo apologizes, Satan tells they must all come to him along with the “obnoxious talking doll”. Lucifer: the fuck did you just say. Ok this part is really cute; Satan: “I’ll be seeing you MC.” Diavolo, still off screen: Can’t wait to see you MC! Luicfer has a migraine. When Beel tries to say they should head off, Levi tells them they forgot something in RPGs. MC, still dutifully in character, asks the lord of shadows to give them aid. Levi gives them 100 grimm and just anekfnsndfjn the fuck can they do with just 100 grimm. Which is what both Beel and Luci say. Solomon says, well maybe they’re just fucking poor around here so everything here is cheap. Levi gives them a talisman to protect themselves with, Lucifer says cool, but once this is over I’m gonna beat your ass :) Levi says he just bought a new game that lets you create your own story and he just wanted to play it with them :(

So they end up in a cute lil’ game village & beel wants to go to a tavern but lucifer says they need to buy equipment first. If MC asks a NPC they just repeat the same line about how great life is under levi’s rule over and over again, if they search in the grass they find some medicinal herbs but beel immediately eats them, if they break a barrel Solomon starts breaking open barrels too and they get yelled at by lucifer. They end up in No. 2’s armoury. Lucifer’s fed up with life. Solomon says the gear looks like shit and Beel says it makes sense since this is only the first town. When Beel tries to ask 2 for food he repeats his introductory dialogue over and over again. With the money they have they’re able to buy gear for Solomon and MC and the only thing that fits Lucifer is the fairy outfit,,,, I’m NOT fucking wearing that says lucifer off screen and God I love this lesson. Solomon and MC are both little shits and can you just imagine them trying to convince lucifer to wear it just to test it out? Fucking amazing. MC tries to haggle/talk with 2 so they could get armour for beel but he says buddy I’m running a business here BUT there’s a monster in the casino that cheats ppl of their mone– Lucifer & Beel simultaneously: Oh, Mammon. So basically, if they can get 2’s money back he’ll offer them a huge discount on the lord of flies armour.  They decide to find an inn for the night before they face Mammon.

Lucifer finds it hard to eat food. Solomon: Cause you’re tiny ^.^   Beel: Wonder whose fault that is :I  MC can either offer to cut it for him (He thanks MC and tells them to feed him too. Entitled Fuck. Solomon & Beel also want to be fed but Lucifer tells them to fuck off) or tell him to just open wide and take a bite (Lucifer says if he gets too close to the food Beel would probably accidentally eat him). Beel says the food is a lot like devildom food and MC asks him if he likes devildom food or human food, Beel says all food is good. Since they don’t have much money MC & beel and Solomon & Lucifer end up sharing beds with Lucifer telling Solomon to use a spell to keep himself still during the night to avoid accidentally killing lucifer in his sleep. There isn’t a spell for that. At night, Beel asks lucifer if he thinks Satan still hates him and gets “…” in response. Assuming Lucifer is asleep he asks MC what they think. MC says they think Satan just can’t admit that he likes Lucifer. Beel says if that’s what they think then it’s okay cause he just wants Satan to love lucifer like the rest of them do. MC asks Beel if he’s worried about lucifer (Beel says Lucifer wouldn’t want him to worry but… and that he wants to be there when lucifer needs help) or says that Beel really loves Lucifer (Beel happily agrees that he does). Beel then tells MC about how he and Lucifer first met: So back when Beel was an angel, according to him the only thing good about him was that he was strong so he decided to become a soldier except he couldn’t control his strength and always ended up breaking things which led to Raphael always saying something sarcastic to him. The whole thing was depressing for him until one day lucifer came over, sat beside him and talked with him. Lucifer was always really busy and spent most of his days deep inside the palace (places where Beel has never even been to before). He told beel that a soldier was not about attacking but instead about protecting, that protecting was what was most important. He’d told beel that he was special cause he had the power to protect everyone and keep them safe (this shit is the sweetest and it has me sobbing but also that must have hit like a bullet when Lilith died…). Lucifer had told Beel if he learnt to control his powers then Lucifer would recommend him as a Cherubim, gatekeeper. Lucifer had given Beel confidence and his post as a gatekeeper. Which is why Beel wants to protect him, cause he loves and respects Lucifer. He says all his brothers love Lucifer cause if they didn’t they never would have considered leaving the celestial realm. He says that even though Satan’s situation is different he isn’t the same as he was before MC came around and that Beel likes the new satan better. And that he actually likes all his brothers more since MC came around, which is why he likes MC so much too. MC gets to either kiss, hug or thank him. Beel says his powers are there so that he can protect both Lucifer and MC. And FUCK I love this backstory so much????? And I desperately need all the other backstories?

[clearlyshyobservation]

Kokichi is dying (V3 chatfic, no particular ship)

TW: Infers abuse, talks about ableism, neglect, panic attack pretty much, depression, self loathing. never being good enough

i am so sorry but vr au's need to be sad, love yall :)

(Background info: This is set in a vr au, they are not with their fake memory parents (Ie; kaito's kind grandparents) but rather why they really have)

(Also i have no fucking clue what ship i was going for???? pretty sure they are all on the table, and kokichi talks like an idiot in this and i love it. Gonta's writing is based off of his Japanese talking style, so no more caveman talking).

USERNAMES:

(Space monkey: Kaito, Detective pikachu: shuichi, Elton john: kaede, Antman: gonta, Mr. Gonstealyoman: korekiyo, Atua's bitch: angie, emoboi: ryoma, be-boop: kiibo, bread roll: Maki, cum dumpster: miu, mommy: kirumi, Gremlin: Kokichi)

TLDR: Chaos ensues, slight angst

Gremlin: omfg im fucking sicK im gonna fucking die i bet this was kaitos bitch ass fault for coughing on me with his tuberculosis headass gROSSSSS I HATE EVERYTHINGGG

Space Monkey: i-

Space monkey: I didn't get you sick dumbass,,,, my tb is fugckin cured bi-

Bread roll: he's dramatic and gross dont believe him

Gremlin: yall mean for what?

Gremlin: i have a life taking disease and yall laughing i- 

Gremlin: see you at my funeral bitch

Detective pikachu: What are you sick with then

Gremlin: anythong bitch, im the universe

Antman: He sounds delusional, thats not good

Detective pikachu: He's always delusional, he's Kokichi

Mr. gonstealyoman: I guess this name is better than my old one

Mr. gonstealyoman: thank you kokichi :) I am glad we have come to an understanding

Gremlin: kay sexy

Gremlin: IGNRE WHAT I JUST SENT

Gremlin: IGNORE IT IGNORE IT IGNORE ITTTTT

Antman: who was that for???

Gremlin: NO ONE,,, 

Gremlin: Okay,,, maybe sexy tall men in general lowkey

Gremlin: okay,,,, maybe anyone over 6 feet 

Detective pikachu: i feel excluded

Detective pikachu: good, i don't like you kokichi, your an ass

Gremlin: u sound jelly shumaiiiiii

be-boop: perhaps he is telling the truth, you know,

be-boop: according to my data, in chapter four Shuichi stated that you will never have friends, and no one will ever like you

Gremlin: SHUT THE FUCK UP STOP MAKING ME FEEL BADBSKVKHDVKDSKJV

Antman: do you need me to come over? I can make you tea?

mommy: Do you know how to do that, Gonta? I can teach you?

Antman: Gonta does know, thank you very much. 

Antman: Gonta is not a child, Tojo-chan, please don't regard me as one

Antman: Gonta can cook, can clean, can be gentle, and has his own mind

Space monkey: but we're just making sure man, cuz, you know,,,, chapter 4

Antman: I am capable of things just like you!!!!!

Antman: Gonta doesn't know why you guys treat me like a child :(

Gremlin: yeah, hot stuff over there is basically a prodigy homies

Antman: Gonta is dumb though, don't say that.

Antman: Gonta is no prodigy, in fact, he is below average in everything

Gremlin: Whats ur test scores bitch

Antman: Gonta got a 98 on my english test,, but i wanted a 100, which would make Gonta actually smart :( 

Antman: Gonta is not good enough to be friends with you all

Antman: I can do basic stuff like tojo said...

Antman: maybe i do need help?

Antman: im not sure anymore:((((

Gremlin: THEY ARE ABLEIST GONTA,,, THEY FEEL SUPERIOR FOR TREATING UUUUU LIKE A CHILD

Detective pikachu: You sound really delusional Kokichi, maybe you should get sleep

Gremlin: S T F U, IM SPITTING ST8 FACTS BITCH

Detective pikachu: Sure you are. Now get some rest. 

Gremlin: GRRRR WHY WONT YOU LISTEN TO ME YOU IDIOTS??

Bread roll: Cause your stupid and aggressive

Gremlin: your personality, basically?

Bread roll: shut up at least i have a boyfriend

Gremlin: Technically, you just stole my frienemy 

Gremlin: Yall do be avoiding each other doe

Space Monkey: WE ARE NOT

Gremlin: Yeah yeah

Gremlin: yesterday i saw you to enter the same cafe by accident, duck your heads, then sit across the cafe from each other, all while  avoiding eye contact

Gremlin: Soooo,,, things not going well in paradise?

Detective pikachu: you're nosy

Gremlin: says the literal detective 

Space monkey: everythings fine your just a dickkkk

Gremlin: "oooo! Im momo-chan, i say bad word and go brrrrr"

Space monkey: im going to fucking stab him 

Gremlin: You cant, ive already enslaved you with my chaotic, yet cute hijinks, havent i~

Space monkey: STOP STOP NO NOT THE SQUIGLY

Gremlin: is it the sex? WHY DONT YOU MAKE EYE CNOTACT WITH UR LADY NO MORE 

Space monkey: ITS NOT THE SEX I HATE YOU

Gremlin: im free by the way at 8 ;)

Bread roll: STOP trying to steal my boyfriend kokichi, ive told you this before

Bread roll: NO

Bread roll: BODY

Antman: Gonta interrupts to say, Gonta loves you kokichi, and we should get flowers together, than maybe we can prank some people :D 

Bread roll: Ive never wanted to stab you more, gonta

Gremlin: I'd enjoy that very much, fine fellow ;)

Gremlin: but idk,,,, can you like take care of me first, cuz IM SICK BECAUSE OF KAITO TUBERCULOSIS ASS

Space monkey: I DONT HAVE TB ANYMORE

Gremlin: SURE YOU DONT 

Space monkey: I DONT

Gremlin:  BUT GUESS WHAT

Gremlin: YOU STILL SMOKE DUMBASS AND THATS NOT GOOD FOR U OR YOUR TUBERCULOSIS

Detective pikachu: He smokes?

Atua's bitch: he does, i walked in on him in the bathroom lmao

Atua's bitch: he was scared shitless and threw it out the window, needless to say atua does nt approve

Gremlin: DO YOU EVEN HAVE THE VACCINE????

Space monkey: Uh,,, i was taught vaccines were bad, so no i don't have the vaccine

Gremlin: I HATE OLD PEOPLE

Gremlin: ABOLISH OLD PEOPLEEEE

Gremlin: THEY SPREAD MISINFORMATION AND IT PHISCALLY HURTS ME TO SEEEEEE

Space monkey: your dramatic, it cant be that bad

Gremlin: say that when you catch it again

Gremlin: i swear you coughed on me like,,,, 5 weeks ago tho

Antman: OOOO! Fun fact: Tuberculosis can lay dormant from 3 months to a few years! 

Space monkey: u guys are just trying to scare me

Bread roll: Just checked the chat after using the br and,,m YOUDONT HAVE YOU VACCINES???

Detective pikachu: Im sorry, but kaito, please,,,,, for the love of god get vaccines

Space monkey: alright alright, ill do it cuz you guys are all on my case and i don't like being the villain :(

Gremlin: Im so happy i have gonta with me rn, he is making me tea while yall rot in your distant ass relationship (THIS IS FOR YOU KAITO)

Space monkey: Im going to destroy your bloodline in about three seconds if you dont stfu right fucking now

Gremlin: Hhehe i have an inaprwopwiate joke uwu

emoboi: STOP PLEASE DEAR GOD

cum dumpster: wHAt Is iT YOU WHORE

Gremlin: i was gonna say wouldn't he need to like,,,, have sex with my family to weed out my bloodline or something??

cum dumpster: i-

cum dumpster: Why am i acting surprised, ive watched porn with more extravagant plots than this

cum dumpster: ie; are you guys FUCKING? RIGHT INFRONT OF MY SALAD??? is one i will cherish with my soul

emoboi: hehe why did she point out the salad

Space monkey: I hate u kokichi, i truly do

Gremlin: I bet if you got the chance u would kiss me space boy :P

Bread roll has left the chat

Space monkey: o god is she ddoing one of those bf loyalty tests or smthing???

Space monkey: now im nervous lmao

Gremlin: why you so nervous stupid~~~~

Gremlin: It not like ur cheating on her homie

Space monkey: It's just a placebo effect

Gremlin: My brain feels fried Momo-chan,, i don't understand big boy words right now

Space monkey: Basically, if you take a pill that doesn't do anything but you don't know that and believe it does, you will scientifically start to feel better

Gremlin: first and only time saying this, but thank you 

Space monkey: HEHEHEB YOU SAID THANK YOU YOU SAID THANK YOUYOU SAID THANK YOUYOU SAID THANK YOUYOU SAID THANK YOU

Gremlin: Kaito,,, imma need you to do me a favor and look up on your ceiling

Space monkey: i hate you, idk what it is, but i hte you

Gremlin: good <3

Space monkey: HE REPLACED ALL MY THE STARS ON MY CELING WITH FUCKIBG DICKSSS

Space monkey: THIS IS THE LST FUCKING STRAW IM GONNA LOSE IT

Space monkey: IF MY GRANDPARENTS SEE THIS BULLSHIT THEY ARE GOING TO KILL ME, SLAP ME, MAYBE BREAK MY NECK AND DESTROY MEE

Space monkey: Im GENUINLEY panicing HOW TF am i gona get this off my wal???? They are going to bbat me senselpess help me shUichi

Detective pikachu: o god, i can sense the sheer pain and scaredness in  that tet, 

Detective pikachu: are you for real gong to get hurt or are you pulling a kokichi?

Space monkey: FUCKING HELP ME IM NOT FUCKING JOKINGKABKCB HELP THEY ARE NOT HOME RN THEY ARE LIKEE,,,, 40 MINUTES AWAY PLEASEE 

Gremlin: okay,,, maybe this wasn't the best prank.,,, i guess i'll help clean up cuz im not that much of a sociopath

Gremlin: tbh my parents can go shove it too lowkey terrible 0/10 

Space monkey: AHHHH IM SO SCARED PLS PSL GET HERE FAST

be-boop: Of course, i will come, i will survey the outside of the house

Antman: Gonta is coming too! We will get this done in under 40 minutes!

Space monkey: OKAY

Gremlin: Lowkey, if i cough on you ignore it bitch your the one who made me like this

Space monkey: W HA TDONT COUGH ON ME IM NOT SICK ANYMORE

Gremlin: I will give you TB again just cuz your making me suffer

Space monkey: Suffer what??? putting dicks on my FUCKING WALL???

Gremlin: Guilt, idiot, im feeling guilty. 

cum dumpster: oof thats new

emoboi: yeah i wasn't expecting it

Mr.gonstealyoman: Me neither. It is rather peculiar seeing it being texted by him because he is always feels not guilty of his bad actions.

be-boop: I do believe he means it, though...

emoboi: impossible.

cum dumpster: i agree, literally impossible.

Gremlin: I HAVE A FUCKIBG SOUL YOU CRazY CONSPIRACISTS

Antman: Quick question, shuichi can i stay with you again? It'll be dark when i get home and gonta can't do that so,,, please help

Detective pikachu: my parents are like blank slates, who eat slowly, watch tv slowly, and never look at me. Im sure they wouldn't mind :P

Antman: ALRIGHT! :D LETS GET MISSION: MR. MOMOTA ROOM REPAIR DONE!

Gremlin: ooo! I like the name! IM INNNN! 

Detective pikachu: On it!

be-boop: Ready for look out!

Space monkey: I love you guys :)

AN: Im lowkey sorry i ended this chaotic mess with angst,,,, but like fr i love it i love angst,, i hate reading it but love writing it

[well-shit-im-a-morosexual-now]

AAhh I really like 45 it pushed the story along while also being just hilarious and touching and it was just so good!! 46 was just pokemon battles...

OBEY ME! LESSON 45 DETAILED SUMMARY

At breakfast the most of the brothers crowd around MC and ask them how different appliances work, Asmo apologizes for them and then immediately asks MC something as well and well Belphie calls him out on it he says he hasn't been in the human world for a really long time and things have changed. Beel says that the human world progresses so fast that it makes him dizzy and Asmo says maybe it feels like that since the devildom doesn't progress. Lucifer tells MC to get ready to leave once they're done eating (still on the white couches is2g this pisses me off so much) and when MC asks him wtf he says oh yeah forgot you nearly died while Solomon told you about getting a sorcerer's license. MC's got a meeting with Solomon and Beel & Lucifer were asked to come along. Mammon & Asmo protest cause they can't tag along.  Belphie says that Beel and Lucifer were probably chosen cause they'll at least appear as mature functioning adults.

They meet up with Solomon in front of the Sorcerer's Society HQ, which according to Solomon is filled with "Pompous Uptight Bureaucrats". It provides assistance to sorcerer's living in the human world and provides them with first a provisional license and then a full license that'll allow them to practice magic as they pls more or less. Lucifer's like; that's great and all but why the fuck are we here. And Solomon tells him that he'll understand when they get inside. Lucifer says that sounds exactly like something someone who was seconds away from causing problems would say and he tells MC to brace themself.

The backgrounds for both these lessons are really good! Right so when they walk in sorcerers start ooing and awing over Beel and Lucifer - they've never seen them irl before, one even wants their autographs. Apparently Solomon's apprentice taming the 7 rulers was believed to be an urban legend?????????? I dunno imagine going from being a normal human to becoming an urban legend amongst sorcerers? Lucifer thinks Solomon brought them along just to boost MC's reputation (ohhh the poor man). Solomon reveals that he isn't on good terms with the society (is it even a surprise?) and being his apprentice would just make things harder for MC and that he established the society with his previous apprentice long ago but they had a falling out and now that apprentice runs the society (is it sad that there's a huge possibility that the falling out could be food related?). Solomon says he brought the brothers as bodyguards for his cute apprentice/charming apprentice/favourite pupil (If he keeps talking like that whoever runs this place is gonna deck MC) since back in the Celestial Realm the two of the were known as "the two greatest champions and protectors of the CR". Beel gets pissed off cause he thinks this means Solomon is putting MC in danger and Solomon says 'lol that's definitely not who I'm putting in danger' and when Lucifer picks up on that and questions Solomon on it he goes 'man look at the time we really gotta go get MC registered WOW'. The dude at the reception uses his staff to etch a magic seal that's the society's crest on to the back of MC's hand (I really feel like you should tell someone beforehand that you're gonna give them what is basically a tattoo? Also cant wait for that butcher to see this and the rest of MC's harem and come to the conclusion that they're in a cult) which consists of  3 staves and 7 stars signifying the 3 Magis who are believed to have invented magical arts and the 7 virtues (is it bad that before i even started om i knew what the 7 sins were but only had a vague knowledge about the 7 virtues? I wouldn't have been able to name them all without this lesson :/ anyway they're humility, generosity, gratitude, patience, chastity, temperance and diligence. Something i really like is that the brothers have all displayed the virtues that directly oppose their sins on a semi regular to regular basis).  To get their license apprentuces must earn the seven stars via passing 7 trials with the first of the trials being set and judged by their master. (ok so I assumed each test would focus on a brother and MC'd earn the star that opposes each brother's sin and would pass the test by learning and displaying the virtue of that star. But that isn't what happened here? If anything the test was there to teach Lucifer humility? Is that how it will go? will each test somehow focus on MC helping the brothers learn and display their opposing virtue even though all of them have already displayed this virtue to some extent?  I mean I guess the main point of the tests were to show that MC could control the brothers so that makes sense? but even though this test did focus on making Lucifer let go of his pride, the test was about MC learning to control Beel's power and these two lessons are very much focused on Beel so was the star they earned actually temperance? Even though the test didn't have anything to do with that virtue? Ahh i have so many questions about how the stars are earned and neither lesson really clarify it and if anyone wants to come debate about this???)

ANYway Solomon uses a spell to bind Lucifer in place, which pisses Beel off, tho when MC stays calm and just observes what happens Solomon is pleased assessing a situation before taking action is important (Ive had this HC for a while now but solomon is definitely the kinda teacher who throws you into the deep end with just a cryptic warning and watches with a smile as you try to figure out how to not die, if you do something particularly amusing while struggling he'll give you another cryptic hint, occasionally he'll yell out praise with that smile of his even if it looks like you're actively drowning and dying and failing). They start to get an audience while Lucifer threatens Solomon and shifts into his demon form and goes also im still fucking pissed off about that lunch so/ Beel also shifts and threatens Solomon, tho lucifer tells him to stand down cause he wants to murder solomon on his own and that a mere binding spell won't hold him down, Solomon's like Jeez chill it's for MC's exam you fucknugget and Lucifer's like oh shit yeah but you know i'll actually kill you for this later and Solomon's like yeah that's cool and also imma use my powers to make you into the size of a barbie doll and lucifer's like what-  MC then proceeds to lose their shit over a tiny blushing Lucifer. MC's test is to keep lucifer safe for 24 hours which would be fine if they you know didn't live with the other 5.  which is actually what lucifer says when Beel says it'll be easy if they just stay at home cause home according to lucifer also contains his '5 greatest enemies'. MC's job is to protect Lucifer from them without using any commands on anyone other than beel, and the goal is for them to be able to fully command beel like they did with Asmo in S1 against Henry 1.0. Beel is not allowed to act on his own to protect lucifer and can only act on MC's commands.  Beel agrees, Lucifer swears and Solomon asks MC about their confidence levels. MC can promise one of the three of them that they won't mess up.  Solomon says he'll stay in the house with them so that he can judge and Lucifer's more or less like; you're having fun aren't you and solomon says Duh.

So they end up at the café where predictably Luke & Simeon end up screaming and laughing at a blushing pissed off mini Luci, Simeon tells him they physically cannot laugh cause of course big scary Lucifer is now in Simeon’s words ‘Teeny-Tiny” & how he’s so cute he wants to keep him in a jar as a pet (God I love this lesson).  He says Michael would love to see this and when Lucifer yells at him he completely ignores him to poke his cheek (V Relatable). Luke also wants to join in on the fun but Lucifer is a little bitch to him and as retaliation for scaring their son MC pokes luci on the cheek too. Beel laments about wanting to poke luci on the cheek too and when Solomon tells the others to stop teasing lucifer, luci goes, EXCUSE ME WHOSE FUCKING FAULT IS THIS IN THE FIRST PLACE. Beel notes that luci now smells human. When luke asks about the smelling thing beel says that all 3 species? races? Smell different. Simeon marvels at how much humiliation PrideTM is willing to take cause he’s simping for MC. Luci tells them to shut tf up cause unless they come up with a plan to deal with his hell children they’re probably going to kill him the second he steps foot inside the house. Beel tells MC to use his powers. Luci says they should be able to draw out Beel’s powers like they did Asmo’s in S1. Solomon says since he gave them a power up in S1 simply saying the incantation won’t work this time around and they must first fully understand Beel and his nature to be able to do that. MC has a flashback to the Butcher and his relationship advice and then asks Beel what he thinks they should do to be able to better understand him (while I do think ideally this is the right choice, in context with the other two choices, to me, this is the ONLY choice cause the other two come off as slightly yandere on mc’s part). Beel chooses spending time together via sleepover. But obviously Luci will have to come along and Solomon invites himself along too cause he’s still the judge.  Simeon’s sad about not being able to join in and luke is TOTALLY NOT JEALOUS OKAY!?!?

Outside the house Luci, Beel and MC all make pledges like they’re invading enemy territory; Lucifer: Swear you won’t let your guard down. Beel: Swear to protect Lucifer with your life. MC, 100% seriously: I Swear. Solomon: Are yall fucking serious??? These are your fucking brothers???? You practically raised them??? Lucifer: Have you ever actually met my brothers???? Beel: You legit think they won’t give up their lives just to fuck with lucifer for a day? When Solomon asks what lucifer ever did to make them hate him so much he says he doesn’t know. And look while “locking me up in the fucking attic for a whole year”, “not acknowledging that you’re actually my father and taking some fucking responsibility” and “blaming every minor inconvenience in your life on my very existence” are all very valid reasons none of them actually hate him right, cause I mean using every chance you get to fuck with your siblings is just part of being a sibling?  Which is what Beel and MC both tell Lucifer. Lucifer doesn’t believe them and actually seems sad about it. Solomon said “while I do find the complicated interpersonal dynamics of your family fascinating” my ass is freezing out here. …Do you think they’re like solomon’s favourite show??? I mean Solomon’s old as shit and probably doesn’t remember what it’s like to have a family, and before MC, Simeon and the student exchange he didn’t really have anybody so do you think he just watches the brothers + MC like ‘damn, this shit is wild’????????????????? The instant they enter the house, someone casts a spell and they’re pulled into a portal. The fuck did you say about everyone loving Lucifer, says Solomon while making direct eye contact with Beel. They fall through endless darkness and MC tells them to chill cause it only feels like they’re falling. They end up in a weird ballroom/royal courtroom kinda place, which Solomon marvels. Beel & MC recognize the place as a location from one of levi’s games and meet Levi in his TSL clothes who welcomes MC as the ‘hero’.

Beel, Luci & Sol kinda just wordlessly stare at levi with tired expressions and MC being the bro they are plays along with levi by asking if he is who they think he is. He introduces himself as The Lord of Shadows, the ruler of all 7 lands. Lucifer: WTF. Beel says they don’t have time for games and Levi gets upset that they’re making him look pathetic. Levi gives MC their mission – to save the world by defeating the demon lord satan. Lucifer tells Solomon to get the fuck out of there. Solomon says he can’t considering he has no idea where the fuck they are in the first place. Beel politely asks ‘his majesty’ the way to pantry and Levi yells at them to take it seriously. Beel says well ok and explains the whole test thing to levi as a way to explain why they can’t play. Levi says satan already knows this. After that there’s a flash and black smoke starts curling up around the room and satan turns up in his demon form. And LOOK I hate satan’s demon form outfit but it actually looks really good in this context??? The feather boa and ribbon bow thing really works with the curling black smoke, evil demon lord look. It probably helps that you can’t see his bottom half. Anyway Satan turns out to just be a magical projection and he says, well you’ll have to come to me cause I kidnapped your boyfriend, while Diavolo calls out to Lucifer and MC from off screen. Diavolo had run away from the devildom to surprise the brothers. While Lucifer scolds Diavolo and while Diavolo apologizes, Satan tells they must all come to him along with the “obnoxious talking doll”. Lucifer: the fuck did you just say. Ok this part is really cute; Satan: “I’ll be seeing you MC.” Diavolo, still off screen: Can’t wait to see you MC! Luicfer has a migraine. When Beel tries to say they should head off, Levi tells them they forgot something in RPGs. MC, still dutifully in character, asks the lord of shadows to give them aid. Levi gives them 100 grimm and just anekfnsndfjn the fuck can they do with just 100 grimm. Which is what both Beel and Luci say. Solomon says, well maybe they’re just fucking poor around here so everything here is cheap. Levi gives them a talisman to protect themselves with, Lucifer says cool, but once this is over I’m gonna beat your ass :) Levi says he just bought a new game that lets you create your own story and he just wanted to play it with them :(

So they end up in a cute lil’ game village & beel wants to go to a tavern but lucifer says they need to buy equipment first. If MC asks a NPC they just repeat the same line about how great life is under levi’s rule over and over again, if they search in the grass they find some medicinal herbs but beel immediately eats them, if they break a barrel Solomon starts breaking open barrels too and they get yelled at by lucifer. They end up in No. 2’s armoury. Lucifer’s fed up with life. Solomon says the gear looks like shit and Beel says it makes sense since this is only the first town. When Beel tries to ask 2 for food he repeats his introductory dialogue over and over again. With the money they have they’re able to buy gear for Solomon and MC and the only thing that fits Lucifer is the fairy outfit,,,, I’m NOT fucking wearing that says lucifer off screen and God I love this lesson. Solomon and MC are both little shits and can you just imagine them trying to convince lucifer to wear it just to test it out? Fucking amazing. MC tries to haggle/talk with 2 so they could get armour for beel but he says buddy I’m running a business here BUT there’s a monster in the casino that cheats ppl of their mone– Lucifer & Beel simultaneously: Oh, Mammon. So basically, if they can get 2’s money back he’ll offer them a huge discount on the lord of flies armour.  They decide to find an inn for the night before they face Mammon.

Lucifer finds it hard to eat food. Solomon: Cause you’re tiny ^.^   Beel: Wonder whose fault that is :I  MC can either offer to cut it for him (He thanks MC and tells them to feed him too. Entitled Fuck. Solomon & Beel also want to be fed but Lucifer tells them to fuck off) or tell him to just open wide and take a bite (Lucifer says if he gets too close to the food Beel would probably accidentally eat him). Beel says the food is a lot like devildom food and MC asks him if he likes devildom food or human food, Beel says all food is good. Since they don’t have much money MC & beel and Solomon & Lucifer end up sharing beds with Lucifer telling Solomon to use a spell to keep himself still during the night to avoid accidentally killing lucifer in his sleep. There isn’t a spell for that. At night, Beel asks lucifer if he thinks Satan still hates him and gets “…” in response. Assuming Lucifer is asleep he asks MC what they think. MC says they think Satan just can’t admit that he likes Lucifer. Beel says if that’s what they think then it’s okay cause he just wants Satan to love lucifer like the rest of them do. MC asks Beel if he’s worried about lucifer (Beel says Lucifer wouldn’t want him to worry but… and that he wants to be there when lucifer needs help) or says that Beel really loves Lucifer (Beel happily agrees that he does). Beel then tells MC about how he and Lucifer first met: So back when Beel was an angel, according to him the only thing good about him was that he was strong so he decided to become a soldier except he couldn’t control his strength and always ended up breaking things which led to Raphael always saying something sarcastic to him. The whole thing was depressing for him until one day lucifer came over, sat beside him and talked with him. Lucifer was always really busy and spent most of his days deep inside the palace (places where Beel has never even been to before). He told beel that a soldier was not about attacking but instead about protecting, that protecting was what was most important. He’d told beel that he was special cause he had the power to protect everyone and keep them safe (this shit is the sweetest and it has me sobbing but also that must have hit like a bullet when Lilith died…). Lucifer had told Beel if he learnt to control his powers then Lucifer would recommend him as a Cherubim, gatekeeper. Lucifer had given Beel confidence and his post as a gatekeeper. Which is why Beel wants to protect him, cause he loves and respects Lucifer. He says all his brothers love Lucifer cause if they didn’t they never would have considered leaving the celestial realm. He says that even though Satan’s situation is different he isn’t the same as he was before MC came around and that Beel likes the new satan better. And that he actually likes all his brothers more since MC came around, which is why he likes MC so much too. MC gets to either kiss, hug or thank him. Beel says his powers are there so that he can protect both Lucifer and MC. And FUCK I love this backstory so much????? And I desperately need all the other backstories?

[maddiefriendlovesbilly]

Spencer x Ghost?

Spencer x Ghost

(AAAAA- it has been months since you sent this to me, and all i can say is im so sorry) Side note I have my friend @lethalbreadkills helping me with this one!

For reference: Maddie (maddiefriendlovesbilly) is green, Jimmy (lethalbreadkills) is red (((its 4:30 at the time i have joined this so im dead braincell wise sorry yall))) and Orange is stuff we decided together :3

Also this is so very chaotic im so sorry for this anon but this has been in my fuckin drafts for SO LONG and this is the only way its getting finished (its now 5 am uwu) im so sorry for all the shitposting i do its a mess. I shouldnt have been allowed here. (we finished at about 5:30 am its hell <3)

Sphost? Ghencer?? Sphoster??? I adore and despise them all equally.

We have decided that it should be BeanieGhost

Anyway I think this ship is really cute

They’re both so neurotic I can only imagine the chaos that would ensue

One of them starts a rant on some topic and the other joins the hell in

I’m an advocate of LETTING SPENCER INFO DUMP BECAUSE HE DESERVES IT OKAY

And Ghost would let this dream come true???

I would die for both of them and if Spencer told me I had to die I wouldn’t even complain, no questions I’d just be like “Aight.” I trust him that much.

(Not sure I trust Ghost’s judgment enough to do that unquestioningly; sorry Ghost)

Back on topic

I can’t imagine these guys on anything that comes close to society’s definition of a date

It’d be more like “hey you wanna come on this hunt with us?” “maybe, depends if there’ll be snacks” or like chilling in Spence’s room binging the entire star trek: original series in one sitting or “oops sorry about that level 11 entity that attached to my soul and is now wreaking havoc in your house, wanna make out later to make up for it?” “Fine but you also have to play three rounds of Call of Duty with me afterward”

They wouldn’t be romantic often but like highkey? I can see them throwing themselves into the line of fire for each other with a recklessness only they could survive

We can’t forget that Spencer is a more than 60,000-year-old overpowered demon/god/entity/thing, which, yes, could throw a slight wrench in this ship for multiple reasons, but I choose to make angst out of it instead.

Side note: Ghost is a chronic conspiracy theorist (and you can’t tell me otherwise) and every once in awhile Spencer will offhandedly say something like “Y’know I helped the Egyptians build the pyramids” and Ghost just goes fucking feral.

Look, I’m not saying Spencer IS touch-starved and most likely has issues creating and developing relationships and therefore avoids interpersonal connection, especially offline, but I AM saying he is prime material for it. (thats a lie thats exactly what shes saying don’t believe it) (I’m projecting okay dont judge me) (loser imagine projecting)

Imagine with me for a second: Why does Spencer willingly stay with a family who locks him in their basement with only minor complaining? He’s a near all-powerful entity just released into the world for Spence’s-sake - If he wanted to, there’s no telling what havoc he could wreak! So why doesn’t he? Why would someone so powerful, so terrifying, so dangerous that a group of people decided to seal him away forever stay with the first family he finds in sub-par conditions for years - especially someone who’s seen to be as high-maintenance as Spencer? Let me hit you with a theory: He’s chasing the feelings of validation, safety, and love - no matter how rarely it’s shown - that a family can provide. Being socially isolated for even a few years can do a number to a person’s psyche (I should know, I’m projecting onto this character right now), let alone thousands.

Now maybe Ghost can’t match thousands of years in isolation, but damn if he doesn’t have a few years of crippling loneliness on his record too.

I can see the two of them learning how to be vulnerable around others together, emotionally and physically; learning how to open up and how to talk through issues; and some third point, because points are better in threes.

(May I suggest that these losers are both trans but thats just me adding in my own projection lmao)

(You absolutely may)

Imagine the conversation thats just “so i have a murderer in my head thats an ass” “rip to u ig sounds like a you problem :///”

imo spence has trouble expressing emotions other than like,,, annoyance and haughtiness, its like sort of his go-to defence, so showing Ghost his emotions is a big step for him

I hear you, and i say yes good. (found this one headcanon that i kinda live by where he was uh, either autistic or adhd i dont remember but theres that too) OH yeah that would be at thing huh. Spencer: *is emotionally vulnerable @ ghost* ghost: oh shit im trusted??? Oh fuck uh.

Yeah so like…. Ghost and spence showing emotion at eachother is kind of :flushed: ghost be like: whats an emotion. Imagine having emotions fuciiing loser hhaha,,,, *laughs nervously*

Ghost is also very emotionally distant with most people so it would probably be like “what??? The fuck?? Emotions?????? You have those???”

Ghost and Spencer be like *gay*

So another idea is that maybe Spencer realizes Ghost doesnt play any games [like the uncultured SWINE he is] and decides he must [remedy] this and so he introduces him to like, nintendo first. (some bitches thought that said nintendo fortnite. Im bitches) and theyre playing like, mario kart or smash or smth and Ghost gets really [fuckin into it]

Ghost and spencer: *literally in eachothers laps playing fucking wii tennis*

Spooker: what are the- *TOAST FUCKING SLAPS A HAND ACROSS HIS MOUTH* shut up you dont wanna know what happens when its mentsonssbfdjfsd (sorry i had a stroke uwuwuwuw)

(Theyre in denial we don’t judge in this house)

They will not hesitate to play dirty either, they will straight up push each other over and vaguely flirt

Ghost is losing and straight up fucking goes “ur hot” and spencer actually dies and boom ghost is the winner. sparkle emoji Magic sparkle emoji

“I am Not a HomoSexual:™:” “Yeah, sure you aren’t” “Screw off”

Pet-names-ish: Asshole, Gaymer-Boy, casual insults, Mr. Spirit Bitch, Mistake, Loves Ghosts More Than His Boyfriend What A Fucking Loser aka Gay-ass

Pros:

They both open up a lot most likely. Gain someone to trust since they’ve sort of been through the same things (though on much different scales)

I can see soft hours of hanging in each other’s bedrooms

Spencer is a tsundere you cant tell me otherwise youre just a coward if you disagree

So is Ghost so this can only go well

Every time Ghost has to solve a case at the Acachallas Spence is just peaking out from his basement like “the fuck is this?? Hot Man??????”

Enemies to lovers 500k (Gets Hot and Steamy :flushed: NOT CLICKBAIT!!!!11!!!!! 18+!!!!!!! GAY LOVE StORY!!!!!!) Lemonz!!! Made from teh Sexiest of Wattpaders UWUWUWU YAOI Boys Love don’t like don’t read!! (this is so fucking stupid jkfnd) I hate this with a passion Q^Q. All my years of being a basic watpad fanboy have helped me to the moment i bring maddie to tears

The steam is just like,,,,, holding hands and being angy all the fuckin time the steam is literal because their anger translates into actual steam

Cons:

Their angst has nowhere to go and it just sits between them like two raccoons at a dumpster-style mexican standoff

They really start off hating each other huh. Like, I know this can still lead to healthy relationships but neither of them are very good at healthy relationships with people he hasn’t known for his Whole Life so that’s an Oh No.

They totally feed off of each other’s stupidity (but this could be seen as a pro too so take that as you will) as well as anger - im talking one-upping each other kinda shit

Its ridiculous honestly how intense it gets, like they straight up need intervention sometimes because they dont realize they can just STOP

Conclusions:

I think this would be a relationship that would that a lot of time and hard work to make work, but i think in the end it would be really super cute!! Like it would make no fuckin sense to anyone else but somehow they’d understand each other and help each other through their similar issues. Also theyre both big nerds in different ways and i think they’d have just ranting sessions back and forth over and over and it would be soft!!!!! So yeah, i think it would work, at least, i want it to :D

So. Maybe?? I feel like it could, but they’d need to work pretty hard to make it healthy and not constant fighting. Could be stupid amounts of cute and wholesome but also could be stupid amounts of oh no and pain, depending on how the two act. If they learned how to get along with each other and work past their differences it could be super cute and soft. Just a very, er, bumpy beginning. And middle. And end. (this makes me very nervous,,,,why did you mention an end) (wouldnt you like to know weather boy) (TvT) UFDUNS bumpy but soft . Agreeing with the loser gay, want this to work it’d be interesting :3

[silversprit]

me reacting to danganronpa shit with no context

includes all 3 main games! ask for context if u want heeheh

FUCK YALL ITS CANON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BRO ITS LITERALLY THERE ITS ALL THERE (referring to leosaya of course)

i also love how everyone else hates him, though him and mukuro junko coudlve been really intriguing

kyoko doesnt even waste time speaking

SAYAKA DO IT. FRIENDZONE THAT NAEGI

DIUKGJHSDN DKUCFH CNXUDGFJKHN AXGUF NAEGIRI CANON CELESTE/MAKTOTO CANON????? WHY DOES EVERYONE LOVE MAKOTO at least sayaka friendzoned him

MONDO WHAT THE HELL ok its confirmed hes gay AHHAHA LEON JEALOUS OF THEIR FRIENDSHIP AHAHAHAHAHAH

HOYL SHIT NOOO LEON AND SAYAKA NEVER SAW GENOCIDER :( NEITHER DID MUKURO NO!!!

SAYAKA DO NOT BE THAT ENTHUSIASTIC ABOUT TOGAMI HE IS NOT WORTH YOUR BREATH

CELESGAMI CANON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I KNEW IT WO- maybe not maybe im reading too deep “he and i are of a kind” WINK WONK

KYOKO JUST LAUGHS WHAT IS THE CONTEXT

toko pleeeease stop obsessing ove rhim hes so bad

ishimondo canon i think that ones actually canon someone on the dr crew said it i think

SAYAKA WTF “he’s great” SAYAKA/ISHIMARU?

fuck you byakuya “don’t breathe until i tell you to” shut the fuck up

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i would say band-aid confirmed but honestly? it already was MONOKUMA HUH WHAT

hm comparing gundam to komaeda… is that a good comparison? idk much about sdr2 i cant say for sure SONDAM CONFIRMED again it probably already was

sodddaaaa dont beat him up

HAHAH THE GIRLS DISSING TERUTERU IS SO FUNNY akane just here for the food

i love you twogami you are so good HAJIME NOT KNOWING WHAT YAOI IS JUST… MMM FEELS RIGHT

OOH CHIAKI SORTA DISSING HAJIME OUCH

AKANE!! WHAT THE HELL THATS SO FORWARD I GUESS THAT THING FROM THAT ONE SCENE WAS MORE THAN JUST

TERUTERU GAY FOR HAJIME CONFIRMED also kazuichi/hajime but thats more believable… wait “come and be my worthy partner” TWOGAMI/HAJIME EVERYONE IS SO HORNY FOR THE PROTAGS

“she’s in the wild ‘n wet world of yuri now!” IBUKI WHAT ARE YOU SAYING ARE YOU DATING HER WAHAT i mean i do think it could be cute also hajime’s was surprisingly calmer than i thought it would be

WOAH HIYOKO WHAT THE SHIT DID YOU JUST SAY KOMAEDA WAS INTO LOLICON WHAT honestly im glad no one trusts komaeda (this will get me murdered)

SONIA KNOWS KUZUPEKO CANON EHLL YEAH ibuki was friends with him? i dont remember that

everyone is being angry at ibuki gonna kms /j /j /j shes just playin her death metal HIYOKO NOOO WHY ARE YOU THE ONLY ONE WHO LIKES IT

F-FUYUHIKO BLUSHING AT CHIAKI??? NO. I CANNOT ACDEPT THIS ibuki is so gay i love her she is best girl for a reason

i dont trust most of the people’s reactions to her thats weird

akane just confess to nekomaru already damn you dont gotta keep innuendoing ooookay is teruteru bi cause hoyl shit these reactions make me think so thats actually p cool

ibuki keeps referencing that one scene in chapter 2 and i love that

hajime says “stop talking about your panties”…. bro shes- you know what nvm he can figure it out on his own

KUZUPEKO CANONNNNNNNNNNNNN

ibuki being gay for peko feeds me i love them together but like kuzupeko but like peko has two hands! gundam just laughing.. imposter sus

glad none of the dudes (except for teruteru rolling eyes emoji) is being horny for hiyoko and monokuma calling her a loli is. technically correct? shes an adult if the dr timeline is right

love that ibuki still goin on about that scene girl… same also love that kazuichi and gundam bonding over loving sonia

ibuki rejecting soda like that… good for her. hajime yes you’re soul friends geeez it snot that hard to understand

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havent played v3 so my opinions might be stupid (you have been warned)

wow these are surprisingly boring also whats with the talk of ghosts thats weird

miu dont diss tsumugi like that i thought she was cute also yeah okay maki you dont need to be like “im not interested” okay we know u straight baby its ok /hj kaito wanna see her cosplay (lenny face)

HAHAH RIP SHUICHI

STFU KOKICHI HIMIKO IS NOT UGLY UGGGHGH WHY DOES THE FANDOM LOVE YOU YOU PIECE OF GARBAGE

angie finds keebo attractive you say? and tsumugi asks if he knows romance? and shuichi calling him a dryer? fascinating

angie calling gonta a grandma is both cute and kinda odd. why is kirumi calling him mother? my god miu can you not be horny for 5 minutes

ohhh i get it now nvm gonta asked if she was the mom of the group AND KOKICHI ASKING HER TO BE HIS MOM HAHA KOKICHI MOMMY KINK LOLOLOL tsumugi drooling ooh

OHH GONTA CALLED ANGIE THE GRANDMA OF THE GROUP WHILE BLUSHING WHAT angie is honestly so cute shes obsessed with atua and sacrifices but shes cute

kaede asking why korekiyo wears a mask… sadge if only she knew what awaited her in 2020 also maki asking who his sister is is

monokummma

aw kaede called tenko cute. also kiyo just straight up being like “yeah imma kill her” is so brave

shuichis is so boringgigig

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im crying i cant find the ultra despair girls one

ALSO I HOPE YOU NOTICED THAT THE DR1 ONE IS ONLY LIKE HALF OF THE CHARACTERS BECAUSE I WAS SO HAPPY THAT LEOSAYA HAPPENED THET I JUST HAD TO POST ABOUT IT

[jaehyunskitten22]

Friends to Lovers!Wonho x Chubby!Reader

Aight for this im gonna do a friends to lovers thing bc that’s my fAVE THING 

So i like to imagine wonho as a very cuddly person (mostly because i am 100000% sure that he is) and even if you are just best friends, i still think he would like the Cuddles

and you being chubby and squishy would make it 1000x better to him tbh

He would randomly hold you alot, whether it be just randomly pulling you into a tight hug or literally spooning you when you’re in bed together (ok i don’t know about yall but when i hang out with my friends i lay in bed with them a lot so it’s not a stretch for me to think that he would like to be in bed with you too)

Sometimes you get really self conscious around him and the other boys, you try not to eat in front of them, you tense your stomach up when wonho wraps his arms around you, things like that

and wonho is a very perceptive person so he notices it immediately and it breaks his heart to know that you don’t feel 100% comfortable with him, your best friend

so he starts to hype you up

a l o t

he’s liked you for a long time now, so he just starts voicing all of his daily thoughts about you to you, making it painfully obvious that he likes you to everyone else but you’re just like “wow!!! How have I never realized how sweet and affectionate wonho is!!!” and everyone just *face palm*

Calls you beautiful and gorgeous on the daily, no matter what you’re wearing or what you look like because he is the kind of sap that will belive that you are beautiful no matter what and will tell you so

he even starts to let his hands linger for a little to long to just be considered friendly. He’ll hug you for what feels like forever, and when he pulls away from you because kihyun started talking to you, he keeps one of his hands on you in some way, just because he likes how warm you feel

When you guys talk to each other he angles his head very close to you and peer into your eyes with a small smile on his face, because he loves talking to you and listening to your voice tbh

(like the gif at the top!!!)

He’s just very attentive with you 

And everyone is just like: Ew.

Sometimes he’ll come up behind you and whisper something in your ear while he has his hands on your hips, purposely making it a little breathy because he knows it makes you flustered

and while you’re responding to whatever he said (probably something unimportant, but he wanted an excuse to fluster you) he’ll pull his head away from your ear but he rubs his hands up and down your sides, applying a little pressure so he can feel every dip and curve

of course if you showed signs that you didn’t like it or that you wanted him to stop he would, but really you I don’t mind

While he’s doing stuff like that he would be smirking and acting a little cocky, but when he leaves you he’s a blushy mess, pacing back and forth because holy shit he touched you he really freaking touched you and you were warm and soft and you smell so freaking good holy shit hoLY  S  H I T 

He probably never actually confesses to you tbh

One day you were just laying next to each other in bed while laying on your stomachs and he’s talking to you but he gets a little quiet and thoughtful

he does this a lot so you let him have his moment of thought and wait patiently

and he randomly smiles a little before brushing your hair away from your face and brushing his lips against your’s 

he pulls away rather quickly and looks into your eyes while stroking your cheek with his thumb before he presses a more solid kiss against your lips

and then he just keep talking????

Neither of you ever really talk about it. but neither of you really regret it. in fact he seems really happy that he did it and he keeps doing it, you even initiate a few kisses of your own

and eventually the kisses start getting longer

and more passionate

like you’ll be alone in the dorms with him and he’ll be sitting on the couch in the living room and you’re walking by and he’ll just tug you onto his lap so you’re straddling him

and he’ll grab your face and just go for it. He’ll try and covey all the things that he’s a little afraid to say in those kisses, brushing his tongue against your’s

and you’ll just??? get it??? Like you don’t know exactly what he’s trying to say, but you do know that it’s something really special and probably loving and it will make you a little more desperate for him, because you want him to feel all the passion from you that you’re feeling from him if that makes sense

You’ll knot your fingers in his hair and tug him closer and he’d pull away for air and groan before pressing kisses down your neck and on your shoulder

humming while rubbing your sides up and down before tugging your hips down a little harder so you are sitting completely on his lap

He’ll grind you against him a little bit, but he’s not doing it for pleasure. he just wants to feel you more solidly against him, he wants to immerse himself in you completely and he wants you as close as possible, especially when you’re making those tiny noises of pleasure and want. Yep. Definitely needs you as close as possible.

So you’re just. making out. on the living room couch. and he’s starting to get more than a little hard and you’re more than a little wet

so you pull his lips away from your skin and you’re both panting, but neither of you want to go any farther. he just wraps his arms around you in a hug and tugs you into his chest, shuddering when he feels your breath against his neck and he’s panting into your hair and pressing kisses to the crown of your head while rubbing your back

but even though all of that  is happening, you guys both cant help to feel like your feelings are unrequited

and he’s always prepared for someone better than him to come along and he’ll willingly let you go because he thinks you deserve more than he can give you

and you’re just like “lol how” when you think of him actually loving you in a more than friends way, because you aren’t the typical kind of person that people would picture him with

and when the boys talk about how much he talks about you you tell them to shut it because they have to be joking right? there’s no way, even if you guys do make out quite often and when you get bold enough to trail and nip kisses down his neck he groans out a low “fuck” and slips his hands underneath your shirt

One day he’s over at your apartment and he’s pressing you down into your bed and desperately kissing you, because you asked him to kiss you and you’re actually pulling him closer and wrapping a leg around his hip to keep him there and when he tries to pull away you whimper and tug him closer. 

hearing you whimper for him and feeling you tug him closer tells him that you want him a lot, and it makes him super weak and needy for you, he just wants to give you what you want and more

so he takes the initiative and tugs his tshirt over his head and he notices how your fingers twitch to touch him, but you make no move to act on your desires

“It’s okay. I want you to touch me.” So you let your fingers brush over his stomach and pecs, but the touch is so light he’s not even sure that he can feel it

so he gently grabs your hands and presses them harder against his warm skin, guiding them to rub across his chest and over his shoulders and eventually you start to move your hands on your own and let your fingers roam the muscles of his back and he ind of just gets lost in the sensations if that makes sense. 

it’s just a lot of needy and passionate groping tbh

he strips you naked and just explores your body, just discovering what pleases you and what he enjoys doing to you the most

he doesn’t really expect an orgasm for an orgasm if you get what I mean. Like if he gets you off he doesn’t really expect you to get him off as well, and most likely if he’s already came once he won’t want to cum any more. he’ll just want to play with you lol

getting you off gets him off, you receiving pleasure gives him pleasure etc... he’s just a giver

I’ll talk more about sex with wonho later (im a thirsty bitch trust me it will happen)

Once again neither of you initiate the “what are we talk” afterwards

and there really isn’t a rush for either of you to put a label on it right away. you both know that you like each other and thats all that matters to the both of you

but the other boys??? they won’t be happy until you admit it and start Officially Dating

they don’t really know about all of the kissing and sexy touches going on between you guys so you get great amusement out of them trying to get you guys together

And you guys keep it to yourselves for a good couple weeks (not because you wanted it private but because you wanted to see how long it took for them to notice lol)

until one day you have to rush out of the dorm and before leaving you press a quick kiss to wonho’s lips and tell him that you love him 

whoops

both of you know immediately that you blew the secret but still neither of you made moves to explain yourselves lol

you just left,,,, and he just giggled at the shocked looks of the members

So you label your little Flirtationship as a Relationship and theres that 

whew that was long

i had to get that out lol

ive been thinking about that for weeks 

anyway hope you enjoyed :)

[sleepii-moth]

again, yes, i know

again, that post wasnt saying ai cant copy an artstyle at all

again, i know alot of the things you're saying are true *my* argument is that most of the artists stirring up so much shit about it have literally nothing to worry about

yes, most big corporations are gonna take blannnd art, but in the stage we're in right now they arent because its still *new* and in the case of most of this shit yall seem to think that no ones gonna do anything about it and everything will get worse, here's my point: ai art is still brand new as a concept and most companies probably learned their lesson from the crypto stuff so i doubt epic games or whatever is gonna lay off their entire art department

ai is gonna improve and keep improving and so are laws, copyright regulations, and industries in general

with the animator strike and the internets current feelings towards artists most industries are starting to realize just how pivotal artists are

yes, ai art taking from artists without permission sucks, and companies taking from ai sucks, and artists not getting paid sucks

but right now everyone feels like the world is ending when literally nothing has happened. ai art won at a state fair? dude one time this guy was selling images of joker he got off google at a state fair, someone used ai art in a newspaper? its a fucking newspaper those cost like 25 cents

you people seem to think rules will not be put on this stuff when thats just completely unreasonable, people are overreacting and screaming about how ai art is gonna kill an industry and how every ai needs to get shut down forever, you yell about how its immoral and 'doesnt have passion' when you use the textbook definition of art to back up your argument,

"its not real art" "theyll steal all of our jobs!" "ai art is the next crypto" do you not realize the problems you have now can be fixed? ai art isnt a scam meant to give people more money, people arent buying server farms to make it, its an advancement in technology, and an *interesting* one at that, if anything you should be intrigued, as an artist you should be inspired! i mean, the humanity of it all! we made machines with a million tiny parts, the work of generations, a product of advancement but also a product of love, how beautiful it is that we as humans made something and then decided we wanted it to make art like us. we gave ai a voice we gave it a pencil we gave it our hearts, people will pact bond with anything, people refer to ai as if it were sentient, we as a species are not inherently cold and heartless, and neither is ai, machines were made by us, created by us, and we will always be a part of them, and isnt it wonderful to see how far we've come? ai takes from us and gives us a mirror into our world though the eyes of a machine, its brutal, its honest, its beautiful and its terrifying

art isnt just the act of a human creating something, art is about a human finding *meaning* in something, its about looking at the world and finding its meaning, everything was created by something and everything was created with a purpose, art is about finding that purpose meaningful

if you're upset that ai art isnt passionate then what does that say about you if your art is just like everyone elses, if you're willing to take the most generic job you can find? should we not be calling out these companies for their generic art in things instead of the ai? ai is not the problem, ai is just a lense that made the problem more clear, ai is whats showing all of us just how little we mean to corporations, ai is showing you just how much your art looks like others, yet you go after the ai? why should we say unreal engine is a plight to the videogame industry, that caused companies to make the same looking generic games, if *companies* are the ones deciding to make them, ai is a tool and its a tool thats showing you a truth you were too afraid to learn

right now, before regulations and rules take place, a bandaid is slowly being ripped off, you cant keep it on forever, if anything ai is promoting artists to work on making their art look more unique, in a world of minimalism and generic products, ai is your sign, your symbol, your call, to stand out.

ite so funny how scared twitter artists are about ai stealing their jobs as if all ai art generators dont have the most boring and generic artstyles like i dont think ai is whats causing people not to commission you...

[theootsiders]

Imagine your OTP has just had a small, petty fight or argument. Neither one of them is really upset, they’re just both kind of annoyed. “Come on, you know I love you.” Says person A. “Prove it.” Says person B. “Sure. I’d do anything for you.” Says A. Person B then proceeds to tell A to do something absolutely ridiculous. A gladly does it, much to B’s amusement. -yall are at the drive in with twobit, soda, pony, and dal -you were jokin around with two bit because thats how he isssss -but you know how dal is, hes the jealous type. -dal comes back from getting popcorn for the gang and hes FUMING -all the creative swear words. all of em. -he makes a big fuss over throwing the popcorn in the trashcan so literally everyone turns around and you catch a glimpse of him running away -”oh my god! not again dal!” -you run home after him cause yall live pretty close to the drive in -and everyone knows not to mess with dally winstons girlfriend so you know that no ones gonna try anything on you -you can take care of your own but yknow how he is. overprotective. too overprotective -no seriously he once flipped a blade on someone talkin with you. just talking -you didnt even know the guy you were just standing outside of school waiting for dal to pick you up and the guy just asked if there was a quiz the next day and boom theres a blade -”dallas winston.” “y/n y/l/n.” “why are you like this?” “because i am.” “oh my GOD dallas. i dont fucking get it two bit talks like hell to anyone and everyone. you cant expect him to stop. am i not allowed to talk to anyone anymore? what the hell is your problem?” “god, y/n.” “what now?” -it was short but it was enough. -he just storms into yalls room and slams the door shut -and you just feel hopeless and scared and you wonder if you hurt him too bad even though hes taken more but youve always been delicate around him cause you dont wanna push him around more than hes already been pushed -but still both of you are way too stubborn to actually talk to each other -and you know hes just annoyed and he just doesnt wanna lose you. two bit has his humour. soda is (to put it lightly) an angel sent from heaven. ponys sweet and smart. darrys hardworking and caring. steves got the same interest in cars as you. hell even johnnys got somethin, even if he looks like a baby and hes like yours and dallys kid but what does dally have. he always wonders what he has cause hes just a troublemaker and hes in jail a lot and gets into fights what does he HAVE. -but you know he has so much more than just being a troublemaker -so much more. -finally you get up cause you cant stand being without him for a long period of time -spoiler alert -it was like 20 minutes -you walk in and say in your shitty impression of him “come on doll, you know i love you!” -hes lying down turned away from you but you can still hear the smile in his voice when he says “prove it.” -you sit down on the bed and say “sure. i’d do anything for you, doll.” -he sits up and says,” do somethin’ stupid.” -”ok well,” you thought and remembered,” one time, i shit my pants at a rodeo because I thought the whole reason they were doing this was to ram the horse into the crowd.” -he laughs his weird laugh and you melt again and everything's alright -”you were a smart kid, eh babe? thats my y/n” -you turn off the light and nuzzle into his chest -and he thinks you're sleeping and he whispers,”why was I ever mad at you, hon? You didn't do nothin’, baby.” he smoothes your hair down and kisses the top of your head and even quieter he says “I love you.” -a minute later you say,”I know.”