#xkcd 2815

[todays-xkcd]

I'm glad modern car washes use synthetic baleen, instead of harvesting it from whales like 1800s car washes did.

Car Wash [Explained]

Transcript Under the Cut

[Ponytail and Cueball are talking. Ponytail has her arms out in disbelief:] Ponytail: Seriously? How do you not like car washes? – Everyone likes car washes!

[Close-up on Cueball alone:] Cueball: Sure, I love being trapped in a dark shaking glass box that a huge loud robot is licking.

[Back to a wide shot of them both. Ponytail is calmer:] Ponytail: Great, now I don't like car washes either. Cueball: Vroom vroom! Slurp!