#xander's cries of CAN'T WE JUST DREAM DUST THEM? FOR ONCE? PLEASE? go often unanswered

[safyresky]

Hit this post on my dash again and reblogging AGAIN bc the MOMENT Blinter sees Dite in a fight they're like "oh. okay. okay that makes more sense now."

omg okay so I have to share this with you bc I've been LAUGHING about it for like, 15 minutes while labelling books at my desk but anyway. the contrast. between Jack bringing home Killian, the honest-to-goodness boogie man, and Jacqueline bringing home Dite, aka Hedone, the honest-to-goodness goddess of pleasure, has me in stitches for reasons I cannot. I cannot articulate. Like. there is no in between. NO IN BETWEEN. and I'm just laughing at Blinter being like?!?!?!? until Blaise goes well, I mean, I landed an honest-to-goodness season, and Winter being like, and I landed a prince who was briefly king, so maybe this sort of thing is hereditary?

IDK MAN. I just. blorbos on loop in my head, the very clear image of Jack being like TADA when he brings Kills home for the first time and Blinter being like (side eyeing one another), and like almost double that time later, Jacqueline does the SAME THING with Dite (TADA and all) and Blinter once again, side eyeing each other like 'this is a weird sort of deja vu, isn't it?'

ANYWAY these 46 books aren't going to label themselves! I hope your Tuesday is treating you well, lmels :)

It's called having the classic Frost CHARM the Frost family RIZZ. This family shoots for the stars always, nothing else will do! I can imagine there has never once been a normal partner brought into this home. The cold front STAY pulling.

I also cannot stop thinking about Blinter being so confused that Jacqueline has chosen a very nice, very beautiful pleasure goddess and then Jack is over here with his emotional support dumpster rat. And they're just like, "Theres a little bit of a discrepancy here..."

When the twins start dating they wont even be phased anymore because they've experienced both ends of the spectrum.