#wwe rambling

[queenielacy]

WWE really fucked themselves over because they could have set up Rock vs Roman naturally had they allowed Cody and Roman to go through their storyline and then have Rock appear at Wrestlemania to either help or hurt Roman. This could have been a slow burn, a year of back and forth culminating at the next Wrestlemania, but they were impatient and just decided to insert Rock and it didn’t fit. Now, to fix their mistake, Bayley probably won’t get her main event (tbh, I wasn’t sure if she was going to get it anyway) and Drew is an afterthought even though he won the chamber and should be the co-main event.

[goldenloverss]

What is it with cm punk and these muscled up men who are younger than him . What kinda catnip does he have for these men to just be out here . Slutting it up

[goreinfested]

DREW DATING FEM READER HCS:

( hc request for @wrestlinghistorywithkay )

I personally think drew would be the MOST affectionate wrestler with his girlfriend

Constantly tries to catch glances at you whenever you’re doing something but if you meet his glance he’ll just give you a goofy smile and start looking at everywhere EXCEPT you, obviously he totally wasn’t checking you out.. why would you think that?

LOVES LOVES LOVEEESSS to give you bear hugs. (I mean c’mon he’s practically built to give the best bear hugs in the world )

He’d probably be like ‘ hello sweetie :)’ and just casually give you a gigantic bear hug

I don’t think drew would be a very possessive boyfriend honestly, I think he’d be more like ‘ yeah that’s by girl isn’t she pretty ?’ ‘ I got mighty lucky ‘

Obviously he would introduce you to everyone he possibly could backstage because I mean, who wouldn’t want to be friends with the most kind and sweet girl in the whole wide world ( he won’t introduce you to cm punk he’s gotta keep the bit going )

Drew is by no means shy when it comes to showing you to the fans either

I definitely don’t think it would be more of ‘showing off ‘ type of thing but cute things like taking a picture of you two on the beach and captioning it with something like ‘ my Guardian Angel 💘’

Calls you nicknames such as but not limited to: baby, dear ( that’s his favorite one), sweetie, and honey

When he’s annoyed at you he’ll refer to you by your normal name just so you know he’s had enough of your little antics

PDA is not a big deal to him at all

he loves to interlace his fingers with yours just so he can feel you close to him

Likes nose kisses but only before bed ( silly one I thought of)

He definitely drops hints about marriage to you quite often but in the weirdest ways. If he sees a married couple walking by you two he’d be like ‘I bet they’re married, don’t you think?’ As if you’d be thinking that at all

God he cannot STAND to have fights or arguments with you at ALL

‘ hey dear I know we’re not on the best footing right now but can we talk it out ? I’m sure I can make it right.’

He’d probably sit on the edge of the bed like a kicked dog while you looked at him sternly

Eventually things go well because they always do

Anything to make it up or make things right between you two

You are his world after all the most precious girl and who was he to not give your guys’ relationship his all?

I think his love language is definitely touch but more often it’s the smaller acts like hand holding, cheek kissing and playing with his hair while he drifts off to sleep.

( a/n: I hope you enjoyed :) I’m not SUPER familiar with him but he’s such a cutie and I hope I did you justice ! I’m fairly new to writing HCS and writing on tumblr in general so I apologize if it’s a bit underwhelming )

[unforth]

Started thinking about a modern Bingliushen pro-wrestling AU.

Liu Qingge is a face and very popular for his noble character and his incredible athleticism, like, pro wrestling is fake but Liu Qingge is clearly a legit badass. His rival is...

Luo Binghe is a heel, always comes out to the ring with a harem, and always wins when he and Liu Qingge fight, often because a couple members of the harem do underhanded things.

When they do, Luo Binghe scolds them and says he doesn't believe in cheating to win and then always gives the camera the most absolute wicked "of course I actually support this" look. (Even though he is also an athletic badass. There are frequent calls for them to have a clean fight cause fans want to genuinely know who'd win.)

Shang Qinghua is the script writer.

And Shen Yuan is the YouTuber who does hour-long vitriolic rants after every event where he lambasts the writing and detests the whole harem and leads the brigade of people demanding that Binghe and Qingge have a clean fight with no interference. His videos are so unhinged that he's actually gotten extremely popular, because his over-the-top-ness fits right in with the megadrama that is pro wrestling. The only issue, if it's an issue, is that no one can figure out if it's a schtick or if he genuinely is like that and really believes all the nonsense he's spewing (and, by extension, if he fully realizes that wrestling is a schtick).

Oh, and one other thing?

Shen Yuan never shows his face. His videos are voice-overs of clips, ingeniously done animations, awfully done animations, once or twice a person in a mask, once or twice a weird pseudo Hatsune Miko thing, he has many tricks to keep the visuals interesting and none involve a face reveal.

He has sworn up and down he'll never do a face reveal.

When he hits 1 million subscribers, Shang Qinghua reluctantly acknowledges that this fuckin annoying weirdo has gotten too big to ignore. He wants to meet him. He wants to make him shut the fuck up, or at least ease off on the hate. And since he's clearly obsessed with Luo Binghe and Liu Qingge, Shang Qinghua has a plan.

He invites Shen Yuan to meet the real Luo Binghe and Liu Qingge.

Luo Binghe and Liu Qingge, who have an at-times-tense friendship behind the scenes (what kind of tense? Yes.) Are of course aware of this Shen Yuan fellow, and both enjoy watching his videos (...and really like his voice...) and Luo Binghe at least has noticed there's...something...about the way Shen Yuan talks about Luo Binghe and Liu Qingge, something charged and interested and almost possessive (and yeah, Luo Binghe is into it, and he just assumes Liu Qingge has noticed. Liu Qingge has not.)

And like. Shen Yuan does know that wrestling is fake. He does! But he's still in no way prepared to meet these two men and find out what they're each really like when they're not playing their face/heel roles...

And neither Liu Qingge nor Luo Binghe are prepared for the beautiful face of the man behind those ridiculous videos...

[starhvney]

it’s so easy to tell that katelyn grew up with just brothers because she’s the type of friend to randomly post up on you or put you in a headlock for no reason and randomly move on like nothing happened 5 seconds later

[ripleyfilms]

happy raw! currently thinking about this edit of rhea and how fucking gay i am.

[jobikinn]

rare art post!!!

[lilithknoxville]

HE’S HERE!!!!!

AND HES SO FUCKING ADORABLEEEEEEEE

[punkintyre]

so do you guys get why i love sethmian... do you see the appeal...

[dootznbootz]

[not-ur-boy-toy]

I think Shawn turning heel and also going solo is one of my favourite things to rewatch, Marty just telling Shawn "we need each other, you know that" gives off the best needy Ex vibes in the world

But also Shawn in an all black outfit suited him so well, I love just digging into details and rambling about character designs, but him going from like bright neon fun outfits to that outfit for that moment to actually help him look like a 'bad guy' while still making him look good looking??? That truly helps with the separation of The Rockers Shawn vs Heartbreak Kid Shawn... (Please someone let me ramble about this)

[hart-on-my-sleeve]

My husband and I will be having Jimmy at our table signing and doing photos + we'll have an exclusive print just for Wrestlecade on Thanksgiving weekend in NC! We'd all love to chat with you!

Just spot this banner hehe~

We also have other 80s wrestler art as stickers, cards, and standees! 💖💖

See you there!

[closetedangel]

At the end of every show all the wrestlers should come out and do a long stage bow while we all cheer and throw flowers

[put-a-keep-are-you-foo-dell]

Ok but what if Nia joins Solo and then Roman and Jimmy are like we have to recruit someone to go against Nia and Jey is like:

I know someone who can take Nia 😏

[lewistan]

ugh just look at my wife

[whyareyouheremate]

Wow Vi's new arcane fit looks great