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arch enemies <3
#rlly. this was just an excuse to gif the softest 'i hate u' ever (aka the moment from 'yer a wizard dan')#dan and phil#daniel howell#danisnotonfire#amazingphil#phil lester#danandphilgames#dpgdaily#phan#dnp gifs#my gifs#compilation#DIL TAKES DOWN THE COPS - Dan and Phil play The Sims 4: Season 2 (10)#YER A WIZARD DAN#Dan vs. Phil: ZELDA OLYMPICS!#I AM GOD - Sonic.exe#EXTREME MAKEOVER DIL’S HOME EDITION - Dan and Phil Play: Sims 4 (13)
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Okay, hear me out.
21 Jump Street, but at Hogwarts.
#hogwarts#21 jump street#comedy#magic#harry potter#wizarding world#crime#amber heard as an animagus who turns into a tiny mutt dog that lays down massive turds on peoples beds at night#wizard cops
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I've been meaning to draw this for over a year
#it was my first thought after finding out duncan trussell voices ron james#which was right after watching midnight gospel and finding out pendleton ward worked on it#ron james is actually so important to me but im not gonna lie its 90% because duncan's voice calms me down#thats what you get when you listen to the dtfh podcast to fall asleep every night. i guess#mispelled draws#misp draws#i have been drawing a lot#and maybe normal people would use a queu or whatever but im not a normal people so we're posting as soon as im done drawing it lolll#also background practice with adventure time screenshots is so good#adventure time#adventure time fanart#the midnight gospel#the midnight gospel clancy#clancy gilroy#adventure time ron james#adventure time wizard cops#the midnight gospel fanart#crossover#duncan trussell
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tomarry breaking bad au..... methcook dilfhunter boyfail harry being blackmailed into creating a criminal empire by his former chemistry teacher turned meth partner tom.... (and being kind of fine with it because the fucked up psychosexual mentor-mentee relationship they've got going on is rly doing it for him)
#tomarry#tmr#hjp#tom riddle#harry potter#the chamber of secrets is their lab..#dont ask me how it just is#would actually be so funny to Not make this a muggle au and just have them exploit the fact that no wizards know anything abt muggle drugs#sorry for being a brba fan i cant help it#moreover im sorry for being a wj truther... one of my worst flaws i fear#been brainrotting over this for a while#i just Really want to write/read tom watching harry fall out of a window half naked while running from cops lol#also i think i could write an entire thing about the parallels between tomarry and wj but that's a thought for another day
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me: I love Steel as a character with all my heart. There is an earnestness and a desire to protect those she loves that just speaks to me
also me: here is a 10k word essay on why Steel *is* a cop and that her abuses of power, even those that benefit the party, expose systemic issues within the Citadel that undermines their moral standing and any laws/rules/traditions they intend to enforce
#worlds beyond number spoilers#worlds beyond number#wbn steel#the wizard the witch and the wild one spoilers#the wizard the witch and the wild one#Steel is kinda sorta a warlord#but she is def a cop#but i love her anyway
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eoa is really good when it comes to character relationships (not perfect, but very good) so it's kinda sad that they never do anything interesting with gabe and mateo. like you have a straight laced goodie-two-shoes cop and a former criminal in the same friend group and ... not talk about it?
#wasted character dynamic expensive character dynamic#the mateo lore erasure is so sad to me#lawful good vs chaotic neutral ofc they don't like each other!#and i'll say mateo is a chaotic neutral til i die bro thinks the law is a suggestion and is v self serving sometimes#elena of avalor#mateo de alva#gabriel nunez#“isn't he young to be the royal wizard” ur asking the wrong questions gabe#how he get so good at magic if magic became legal last week 🤨#mateo “i don't talk to cops” de alva
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Harry Potter should have been a quidditch player for a few years and then switch to teaching is a hill I will die on.
Like let him enjoy his youth and not fighting for his life for once. Let him work in a place that he feels safe in and was his first home.
#harry potter#hp meta#him becoming an auror feels like such a disservice to his character#he’s been though enough#let him enjoy the joys of quidditch#he was so happy when he played#let him teach because he was he good at it#I’m bitter#he shouldn’t haven been the equivalent of a wizard cop#idk y’all
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I have been playing the funny haha wizard spec ops game and getting overly attached to all the wrong characters. Steve Clark, Traffic Warlock, my beloved
Also, it's coming up to summertime here in Australia, and every time I go to try and draw Steve, I can't bring myself to finish it because—as adorable as it is—his high-vis robe looks like it'd be unbearably hot to wear. So I did what I do best and drew him some clothes he could wear in warmer weather.
Didn't realise until after I started colouring it that my new sketchbook has shit paper and the pencils don't work properly, which made me sad because it looked very cool when it was just the line art but oh well. Maybe I'll try again someday with a better sketchbook.
#gracie plays#tactical breach wizards#steve clark traffic warlock#art#my art#traditional art#fanart#I see someone in a game say “I have no compassion for steve clark” “steve clark is a prick” “get fucked steve”#and go “NO!! BAD!!! I must love him in your stead!!!! 😡”#and so here we are#I do love Jen as well tho#and Steve does seem to be something of an asshole but I mean the guy's a cop so#I dunno#the police where I live seem nice#they were nice to me when I got carjacked this year anyway#and I do love a man in a uniform 🤷🏻♀️#also I have to ask#there must be someone else out there#who ships Steve and Bori a little bit#right???#surely#I can't be the only one#have a wonderful day y'all!!!#have a fantastic day <3 <3 <3
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the inevitable. i mean look at larry.
#centaur isnt his True Love Sara shes just very sara-core#shes more like a cool older girl who wants spader to hang with them and hes like noo.. im gonna hang out with this cop and my baby cousin#adventure time#as if u can tell. you know what. i shouldnt say these things. if u cant recognize spader thats a you problem#wizard city#its a otgw au. its not fleshed out its just cute outfits and that one devastating scene where greg realizes wirt is dying. smiles#i forgot the emotional crux of otgw until like yesterday and then 'im Sorry greg but wirt cannot return with you. you see?' got me again#'age appropriate stuff thats Not Illegal.. plese dont get blaine invovlved. we love them but PLease spader.'#oh shit the tags#spader#larry#centaur#?#digital
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Somewhere out there is a better timeline where The Hunger Games is getting a full-length book-accurate HBO adaptation instead of the mediocre wizard series
#every time I think about this I die inside a little#this is not to say that I hate the movies#they just. are so different than the books. and it’s really frustrating at times#hollywood looked at a series that was a biting critique of fascist capitalism and the media industrial complex#and were like ‘hm let’s just make this as palatable as possible to a capitalist society’#Suzanne Collins is too good for us we don’t deserve her#anyway thg is MILES better than The Boy Who Upheld The Status Quo And Became A Wizard Cop#sorry for the rant#rant#the hunger games#thg#sunrise on the reaping#thg sunrise on the reaping#suzanne collins#harry potter#anti harry potter#anti jkr#anti jk rowling#jkr#jk rowling#hbo#books#tv shows#movies#my post
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wolfstar prompt
gritty small town cop Remus Lupin is partnered with city slicker Sirius Black on a huge case
#the case could be a gruesome murder or a recent string of vandalism#you can go hbo limited crime series or hallmark romcom#i beg of you to write this#inspired by amanda from smosh's 'wet cop'#please please write this#i am just no good#the marauders#marauders#dead gay wizards#marauders era#remus lupin#wolfstar#marauders fanfiction#wolfstar fanfiction#sirius black#marauders fanfic#marauders fic#wolfstar fanfic#wolfstar fic#wolfstar headcanon#wolfstar prompt#marauders prompt#marauders prompts#the marauders era#marauders fandom#marauders headcanon
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we interrupt shitposting for irl news
I've been doing some freelance journalism this summer and I recently wrote up a Q+A for Teen Vogue about the epic highs and lows of the ongoing Atlanta Cop City movement
Consider following my Journalist Twitter for more (it is highly localized to Atlanta, but I share stuff about the trump indictment, wga/sag-aftra protests, and articles that i think are neat)
#okay back to drawing wizards#this came out friday but i had family business and job stuff to take care of so I forgor#cop city#cop city atlanta#atlanta police training facility#current events#atlanta#defend the forest#cop city referendum
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The wizard of Mis and his elven friend
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Sunday means sticker slapping! Cowboy frog which says “my gender? what are you, a cop?” and a wizard frog “oh to be a little frog not beholden to the horrors of capitalism”
#hedgehology#sticker slap#sticker slapping#sticker slap sunday#anarchy#anti capitalism#anti capitalist#cowboy frog#graffiti stickers#graffiti#street art#enby#non binary#no cops at pride#pride#enby pride#enby flag#non binary pride#wizard frog#frog#trans rights#trans pride
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#it's been TEN YEARS!!!!!!! NO ONE CARES!!!!!!!!#thomas.txt#im about to lose my whimsy. sorry. hold on#people think they're such geniuses for picking up on the ham-handed signals the game throws at them and#then absolutely fail to absorb the worldbuilding that informs why a percentage of the characters feel strongly abt those material condition#-s bc they're too busy jerking themselves off over how leftist it is to believe in wizard rights. like it matters#this reminds me of that fic writer back in 2014-16 era who wrote some modern au where her white lavellan got pulled over by a cop#for being an elf. or an elf mage. idk or care#& it blew up bc this dipshit thought that western fantasy analogs could be legitimately applied to the horrors of white supremacist reality#i promise you people who actually work in these systems or have been affected by them think you're fucking stupid!#anyway. but i stay silly! xD
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