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little-whats-her-name · 8 months ago

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Her staff are fucking useless

How hard is it to say "No, Elena, you're a wonderful person and you deserve to live"?!

Putting more thoughts under a read more for spoilers, triggering content and some parts being written in all-caps

Jesus fucking Christ, not one staff member said a THING (most likely thinking Elena was just being dramatic) and then next thing you know Elena's gotten to the point of being so distressed that she's slitting her wrists

I don't swear a lot and I'm not an aggressive person

until a fictional character messes with one of my beloved fictional characters that I relate to a concerning amount (I remember watching that scene where Elena's got all her anxiety meds and being like "game recognises game" lmaooo) and then I'm coming up with a plethora of curse words

When I watched that scene where Mr Laskin was psychologically torturing Elena, I was sitting in between my mum and my grandfather

so while I wanted to start yelling at Mr Laskin, instead I had to sit there aggressively mouthing, "YOU MOTHERFUCKING ABLEIST AGEIST PRICK! I HOPE YOU DIE A SLOW AND PAINFUL DEATH AND SPEND ETERNITY ROTTING IN A BLACK-MOULD-FILLED HELL FOR WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO ELENA!"

Elena's not going to a black-mould-filled Hell, she's Heaven sent

I hope y'all read those paragraphs like this meme:

My mum had to point out to me that the words "black mould danger" were written on the canister in what looks like Sharpie

like sorry I missed the important details, I was too busy THINKING ELENA WAS GONNA DIE IN THE WAY SHE'D ALWAYS FEARED

I mean, if I was gonna be forced to breathe in black mould from a canister, I wouldn't be paying too much attention to what the font style was like, I'd be focusing on the word DANGER written in big black letters

to be read in the voice of the robot from Lost In Space: DANGER, Will Robinson Elena Vernham, DANGER

My mum also informed me that it is very unlikely that you can contain mould in a canister and I said, "What if you put a mouldy orange or something inside the canister?" and she went

The Regime “All Ye Faithful” (S01.E05)

#wish chancellor elena vernham was real; i'd protect her so much #i am the most loyal; honest person and elena needs someone like that #also wish i was in her age range #we'd be so good for each other (weird flex but okay)#like she'd teach me how to have confidence and i'd teach her how to chill #ep 4 pun unintended #really unusual and specific brag but my fanning technique is better than agnes'#agnes looked like she was trying to flick a spider off the end of the fan #love her though #rip agnes; you would've loved bo burnham's song unpaid intern #the regime #chancellor elena vernham #elena vernham #agnes the regime #i'm sure agnes has a surname; i just don't know what it is #it was probably said while elena was being iconic so i missed it completely #the briefings SHOULD be briefer #like i bet they were important; i just don't care for them #'cause to me they're like:#“blah blah someone insults the chancellor; blah blah politics; blah blah your actions have consequences elena”#(to be read in the style of that how i met your mother “blah blah something about a bridge” scene)

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