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Holy shit I had not seen that first pic, that's embarrassingly bad. "Why can't I do as good a job as a queer makeup artist?" I don't know my dude why can't you? Skill issue? That's horrible. I'd be embarrassed to be paid for that and I'm shit at makeup.
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#Ursula#melissa mccarthy#the little mermaid#why'd you do Ursula like this#why'd you do Melissa like this#why'd you do us like this#literally everyone was let down here#except the makeup artist who presumably got paid handsomely#for#that#😳#this IS offensive#but not for the reasons the MUA thinks
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Danny Ramirez via IG 07.29.2024
#in the words of bowie#what's he looking at me like that for#is he trying to have a baby???#and agreed#danny ramirez#dramirezedit#dannyramirezedit#the fanboy and cielo vibes are so real#like this is some filthy nasty sh*t danny why'd you do this to us
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right. finished the last episode of season 3 of Where the Stars Fell.
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT CLIFFHANGER.
#RUDE#where the stars fell#synapse talks#I adore this show but what the fuck why'd you have to do that to us#this feels very vaguely like another Nona the Ninth all over again#I NEED ANSWERS
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this whole epilogue is just a little treat for me oh my god. "familiar faces arrive in simulanka" does not even begin to cover it
#personal stuff#thorn plays genshin#literally gasped aloud seeing kaeya and jean#the besties........ hi.... i missed you guys so much. i'll cry#why'd the eng add that line in for kaeya. sounds like he just says ''thank you [?] miss''. why do they make him flirty he's just being nice#alice inviting the knights to simulanka once everything has calmed down... kaeya making jean take a break... what if i cry#kaeya i'm sorry . if it were up to me i never would have let you drink literal magic ink#COLLEI'S HERE TOO YIPPEE#we need to stop sneaking up on her. i feel bad whenever she gets scared :(#AWWW. she sounds happy to hear from him and wants to go say hello................... growth from her voicelines omg#AND MONA'S HERE TOO. WOOO#so glad we get to see her with the barbeloth stuff#i love when they use her idle animation in the middle of conversations it's neat :] also it using klee's constellation...#FISCHL TOO???? HII.#wanderer seeing fischl who absolutely does not remember him: oh god#ALBEDO AND KLEEEE. OH MY GOD.#klee saying mini durin is her big brother wAUUUGH.#alice just inviting her whole extended family [mondstadt + collei] is so so so so sweet. oh my god#HARD LEFT TURN?? HELLO??#albedo popping up to be like yeah that prophecy that durin will come back to life is true i've been studying it.#HELLO?????#REALLY interesting stuff. cannot believe they stuck this in a limited time event. Again#not sure if durin really will be the one coming back to life?they'd have to remodel all of dragonspine if so. or get him a new body#but yeah it just says ''rhinedottir's child'' will come back to life that could be any one of her creations right?#anyway we didn't get a fontaine event with albedo visiting elynas but this is a suitable substitute. i liked it a lot
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"we put actual economic thought into this" vs "uh hey you guys remember Brand right? you love Brand? fun fact, all lore is actually caused by Brand!"
#fallout#i don't actually mind caps being on east coast they're iconic and cute#but also like. why'd you set something 25 years after the war if you didn't want to do anything with that transitional time#what i WILL complain about is the universal use of animal names. why are people in boston calling them brahmin
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well. i finished ch 17 of hi3. but at what cost
#avil plays hi3#tbf majority of me playing through hi3 just looks like This.#yes the acheron trailer made me get up and finish ch 17#i. :(#the fight between kiana and mei was so painful :(#ok also i suck ass in the combat and i was so scared of having to restart#BUT I THINK I HURT MORE THE FACT THAT KIANA JUST REFUSED TO GIVE UP ON MEI#BUT MEIS ALSO DOING THIS BECAUSE SHES TRYING TO SAVE KIANA#AND THEY WERE BOTH FIGHTING TO STOP AND TRY TO SAVE EACH OTHER#MEI YOU SAVED KIANA BUT LIKE..... DONT YOU WANT TO LIVE ALONGSIDE HER.... MEI PLEASE#tbh. the way i was going through ch 17 for hi3.#kiana and mei remind me a lot of oz and gil's relationship back in pandora hearts but#now it makes me want to hit my head on a brick wall because#'wow. i really just gravitate tO THE SAME FUCKING MEDIA EVERY DAMN TIME AVIL STOP IT FFS'#also idk i was thinking about it too#mei tried earlier to use the herrschers powers to try and protect kiana but it wasnt enough. she failed that time#and with no other option to save her she just HAD to and it makes me HURT that this was her only option#IN HER HEAD. I BELIEVE IN YOU MEI I THINK THERE COULDVE BEEN ANOTHER OPTION HERE (IDK WHAT BUT I AM SOBBING)#sprawls on the ground#at least i can have an emotional break for a little bit.... hsr update so i can chill w that#and then when i finish catching up w that. then i go back to being hi3's punching bag#can i get off this train now? why'd i sign myself up for this (welt yang doomed me and then i got fucked over by everything else)#idk also the way that both mei AND kiana resorted to using their herrscher powers to stop the other. two stubborn people....#but its done because they just... they just care so much and want to save the other#okay yeah we did beat each other up about it bUT STILL#MEI I BELIEVE IN YOU YOU CAN TURN THIS AROUND 😭😭😭😭😭#anyways. glad i did. i have the worst stomach ache rn so i was Going through it#but my brain hit a reset so i feel normal now. save for the crying
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me at sebastian stan after i saw the apprentice bts pic of him as donald trump:
#i literally screamed in horror😭 like ily seb but why'd you do this to all of us lmao#sebastian stan#aya speaks
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sometimes i read some takes on this website and just think 'it's not that deep'
like.. people are SO quick to jump to conclusions about other people, it's wild
#life#especially in the bg3 fandom#it's like 'you are modding this character so that means you don't like them' and i'm just.. people just want to have fun sometime yaknow?#just do silly little things trying something new#or when it's like 'you made this oc look too young or too sexy or xyz so it means you are bad'#or the classic 'why'd you give this character a *insert traumatic event or past* give us your whole personal history! what are you hiding??#the speed with which people assume ill intent or make their own conclusions about other people is fucking WILD in all honesty#not everything has to have some secret hidden meaning especially a negative one#and it's even worse when they ping pong those opinions in their little groups#shit like that just makes the fandom space hostile where everyone has to feel anxious#because it breeds an environment where you feel forced to either over-explain something and still be misunderstood#or not share anything to begin with just to avoid this shit altogether#just chill a little bit yaknow? this isn't high school anymore
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Spoilers for Loki episode 4 under the cut
GET SPAGUETTIED IDIOT
#oh god he got the cheddar cheese treatment#loki just got dark holy shit#I like it but oh my god#Its so fitting#the dude got saved and saved again and then got absolutely decimated without context#Why though? was it for the dramatics? was it because now that they got He Who Remains do open the doors there was no more use for him?#god I laughed so hard im so sorry#and the whole turture box death scene? whAT#the pie scene? the everything?#holy shit#loki spoilers#loki#loki series#loki season 2#loki s2 ep4#things sure escalated#the pie scene sure feels like a paralel#Obi and Victor and Casey could have been the autism trio why'd you do them dirty#they were so good for each other#he who remains#did he? i dont think so
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america's most eligible wedding edition finale spoilers
i swear i'm almost done with ch0ices guys. almost. but for now here's a compilation of all the screenshots i took of book 3 while i was pining after slater while being engaged to another man 😍 i don't know why i took this many and i dob't know why my hoarder instincts extend to useless screenshots but i need to put these somwehre before i delete them. just in case i need them at some point. (idk why i named my mc 'yum' either but it was so funny when people were trying to be romantic and they just went '... yum... 😋')
#SPOILERS DONT READ!!! slater i really wish we didn't have to do this in the VERY LAST CHAPTER. Couldn't i have broken up with adam ages ago#why'd we have to leave it til the literal day of thw wedding#sorry adam i didn't care about you frkm the start but i can still admit that this was auper fucked up#thanks for being such a good sport ❤️#also slater idk but if i were you i would NOT be this cool with using the wedding my husband planned with the guy he was SUPPOSED to marry#like the venue? the decorations? the cake? the Everything? all that was planned with adam with our future marriage in mind#and you're..... chill with that?#THE ONLY FAMILY MEMBER YOU HAD PRESENT WAS YOUR COUSIN#AND HE WAS ONLY THERE BECAUSE I SPENT DIAMONDS ON GETTING YOU A HEART TOKEN.#IF HE WASN'T THERE YOU WOULD BE GETTING MARRIED WITH 0 FAMILY MEMBERS OR EVEN YOUR OWN FRIENDS DAWG#anyways yeah. that's AME!#i cannot wait until i hyperfixate on something else#please god let me hyperfixate on something else
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family went to see live action little mermaid and i ended up tagging along out of curiosity. better than i expected honestly! a far cry from perfect, but, yknow, i didn't leave angry, and that's more than i expected. halle bailey honestly totally knocked it out of the park as ariel (and also out of the three new songs hers was the only one i liked...)
#disney owes me money for whatever that scuttlebutt song was#anyway they tried to make eric's adopted mom have like#a thing against the ocean like WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE SEPARATE OCEAN GODS DONT WANT US OVER THERE...#but it didn't like. go anywhere#like i think this was supposed to be a parallel to king triton but it didn't really work bc she didn't actively stop eric from leaving#also they cut out the concert scene??? why'd you go out of your way to make all the sisters have unique designs if you're not even gonna-#-give 'em the chance to shine#seems strange idk. the movie is 2 hours i know you had time❗️#anyway halle bailey Killed it for part of your world. she sounded incredible#she made the rest of the movie feel better honestly#i do not understand this new take on scuttle she was so actively not funny it kind of hurt to watch#and like. ursula. melissa mccarthy was her name right? yeah she was pretty lame unfortunately#couldn't really live up to the energy of the original imo#bri talks#anyway. saw a movey. liked some parts and didn't like some others#and aint that just living#new dolls of ariel are gonna mean a lot to some little kids i'm sure and if nothing else i'm glad it exists for that
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meihua "snitched on myself so hard as i said 'i could never have feelings for you' to a man i just stabbed because by no means did he believe you did love him back and also not even five minutes later you turned around and changed your mind about this decision and i don't think it's necessarily occurred to either of us how hard i just outed myself' shisan
#i could never be in love with you btw im gonna follow you through the forest and find you to protect you and build a campfire next to you#and ask you to take your clothes off so i can bandage your wounds when its the both of us alone next to a campfire#I know she was saying that more to herself than him#and it was supposed to be her drilling that into her own head in the end#but also like#damn you could've said that after you walked away or after he died#lucky she's in love with a dumbass who never comprehended that bit#you may think “but bonnie it was his chest that was injured of course he neded to take his clothes off he wears 3 layers of clothes”#THEY'RE STILL MADLY IN LOVE#THEY'RE STILL AWKWARD AND GAY ABOUT IT NOBODY FIGHT ME ON THIS#THIS WOMAN BLUSHED TOUCHING HIS ARM AND YOU WANT ME TO THINK THAT SCENE HAD ZERO TENSION#HE ALSO BLUSHED WHEN SHE LIGHTLY TOUCHED HIS FUCKING ARM BTW#YOU WANT ME TO THINK THESE TWO TOUCH STARVED MADLY IN LOVE DUMBFUCKS DIDNT NEARLY EXPLODE#I'D KILL SOMEBODY TO SEE THAT SCENE#I'D DO ANYTHING ON THIS EARTH TO WITNESS THAT. WHY'D IT HAVE TO NOT BE SHOWN IN THE EPISODE#i would sleep with the director if it meant getting this scene#i would#guys i ahve such brainrot abotu this#and brainrot about this alot#i praise this show a lot for its lack of fan service and how well these two are written#and therefore this is such a perfect raw kinda tense moment I NEED IT I PHYSICALLY NEED IT#it's not fanservice but i am a afan and i am being serviced#ok im gonna shut up#scissor seven#wu liuqi#thirteen#seven
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drunk and i watched a twelve tribute video ... ngl I miss peepaw so so much..
#i know dt is quintessential. but i miss twelve so much.#'i have a duty of care' 'do u think i care for you so little that betraying me would make a difference?'#'you said memories become stories when we forget them. maybe some of them become songs.'#i miss rockstar grumpy w a heart of gold peepaw. kindness as his core touchstone peepaw.#'when did you start believing in impossible heroes?' '...dont you know?'#'why'd you put up with us then?' 'in amon seven billion there's someone like you. thats why i put up w the rest of them'.
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today i was pulling weeds in the garden at school and pulled up a carrot. nearly ripe. definitely a cultivated carrot, not a wild one. we're not growing any carrots in this garden. where did it come from
#professor said they used to grow carrots in the garden in years past#like damn why'd you stop? it seems to be doing just fine in random corner by the fence#imagine how well they'd do in a proper garden with water and fertilizer#roo makes a post#now i lowkey want to grow carrots at home but it's too late for this year smh i'd have to wait
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fascinating lens on taylor's goings on in s6 there re: Romance. epic win that they have rian turn them down but i'm also really not sure why they did. oh you know, rian who's always defined by being so prudent [montage of actually pretty much everything seemingly defining rian has been pretty anti prudent] like ok w/e
but we start out with taylor Particularly Unmotivated By Work and instead watching a The Bachelor beach proposal which involves extasis through this Reality(tm) pastiche of romance. i am assuming. wherein the journey Ends with this transcendent all-consuming joy upon the realization of said Romance for one contestant. then when their somehow still bestie mafee (relevant tangents about how all taylor's relationships seem to involve their having an approach where they have low standards like "well but i guess this is all i can get / expect" including that they can't even necessarily expect shit they like/enjoy/are at all supported by, while readily accepting whatever blame/reproach from others) is like "gee but are you really happy" they're apparently inspired to pursue happiness by pursuing romance. which they seem to consider is possible only through rian, intriguing here when the entire basis of their dynamic seems to be [trapped in work hell together] like boy we have nothing outside our jobs? i sure hope we can be Everything to each other then :) and how it's even more baffling that rian is completely unbaffled by this development when you might operate on some assumptions like "you should have ever seemed to enjoy any interactions you've ever had" to consider choosing more vulnerability and more time / effort spent on this relationship, and "you also don't need to have Found Fault with someone / otherwise have some grievances or dislike of them to not want to date them" especially if rian's apparent sense of responsibility for taylor's theoretical negative feelings about rejection supposedly doesn't involve thinking about any power dynamics, she just feels the need to repeatedly reassure them she'd actually Love to date or have sex but she's just so set on not dating through work, b/c of the complications, that she's never considered not having casual sex with bosses and also never mentioned this stance to turn down winston nor done anything but revel in how he might feel about even being rejected as a conversational partner. too prudent to mention it. certainly also a relevant matter that it Need Not Be Explained to anyone that winston for one is excluded as a potential Romantic partner for pretty much everyone i guess. whilest as this potential mirror to taylor, he's not only considering specifically rian w/"we're similar; let's hang out; i'd like to have sex maybe even" (though winston's sexuality, like his communicative capacities, is also simply Not Allowed) but also seems to be like "i guess this is all i can get / expect" or hanging on for a long time to the possibility of Otherwise at his own expense or taking blame / whatever pretty egregious treatment like. taylor being willing to talk to wendy still is akin to winston still being willing to talk to rian. though maybe that's changed by the end of s6; it'd be very warranted after the pretty make or break [rian & winston Share An Interest; hang out outside work about it] moment there and also after Everything Else on its own, just like how it'd be very warranted if taylor expecting Nothing Better from wendy could turn into their hardly being willing to interact
anyways, sure is fortunate for taylor (or is it???) that Work becomes more enriching for them suddenly, and through someone with whom they have this promising personal dynamic with, a Peer with whom, in fact, they do both seem to find reward in interacting with each other / want and choose to do so, imagine, while [reiterating for emphasis]: they are both finding reward in interacting and feeling Complementary rather than only seeing exactly themself in each other, while having this respect for each other and flexibility and knowing they don't Have to work together, and may not always be doing so.
but most to the point it sure is something that the season starts off with taylor being dissatisfied with their work situation and responding by not being at work and instead watching people be overjoyed about their (also, relevantly, Peak Normal Correct Cishet) romance, though they don't outright claim to straightforwardly enjoy this. then they Do outright claim to us repeatedly, if ever begrudgingly, that everything rian does is worthy &/or sympathetic (and totally comprehensible and consistent so as to believably retain any sense of Character....) while every time they interact, it's a business meeting and one or both of them is unhappy about some part of it. but then once taylor's asked to think about their happiness Beyond Work they apparently are simply motivated to go ask someone out, and it may as well be rian For Lack Of A Better Option really, but then there's the wrench of "for some reason rian is unsurprised and not at all put off by this, or even just somewhat confused" and "for some reason rian's like 'sorry but no. fr im soooo sorry'" with these perspectives of [happiness Outside Work = romance] and [someone deemed Objectively Worthy = you'd of course at least consider romance, or else you must think actually they're Unworthy in some way, or have some more general Reason you'd reject others categorically in just the same way] (rian rejecting winston for unworthiness so much that she doesn't even need to bother actually telling him as much; rejecting taylor for [i don't date through work] with followups to reassure them it's Not the unworthiness) (that on and off paper winston & taylor have no reason to not be kissing but i think we can assume that won't happen, b/c billions itself may also assume we understand that [winston is unworthy] is just true. &/or that anyone Worthy understands as much)
so hoping that taylor has Some kind of enriching lasting relationship with philip, truly, which was the hopes for winston and rian but the updated hope is his enriching lasting disengagement with rian, f
#winston billions#AND rian having some of the worst material re: sex billions has ever inflicted upon us. impressive. sorry to this character#(and like.................has she Not prior had casual sex through work while she's been willing to do so / hasn't had nights & weekends??)#that makes no sense either. it's for winston's sake i'm glad she hasn't tried to be fwb there#wouldn't it be fun if we got s7 genderfluid rian. but we won't. fr it's like....why'd we get this character at all lmao#would've made more sense if she left at the end of s6 too. while the best thing we've gotten is taylor getting to further distinguish#themself from axe in of course good ways. the associated [philip seems so much more like A Character than rian despite also being new]#difficult to work in ''rian would be abusive towards winston if they were dating b/c she Already Is as (sometimes) work friends'' when#another issue is that rian's material isn't really being Examined when every character can only remark abt how cool & correct she always is#ultimately; at least....taylor you caaan't actually be mad at rian; gotta be some Other issue you're having bad feelings about....#that winston being introduced so peripherally it was meant to be a oneoff & while (as viewed by other characters) being Incorrect and#Unsympathetic has created the conditions for someone who does end up w/this stronger sense of Being A Character#he's even autistic....while rian is adhd and hostile like ''at least i'm allistic and meritous''#like yes i Will talk to you more than others maybe but offscreen & i Will also be bullying you b/c i am willing to and i certainly can.#dunno what to say about winston and tuk b/c we've still seen so relatively little & idk what we'll get for winston in s7#that it's will's updated foul play website bio that Confirms he'll be in s7 at all; but i'm still not supposing he'll def get more than an#episode or two or w/e. or i suppose he could be sent off & return; they're still in production mode over there after all#i would really doubt canon would give us that romance but it would be....i dunno. earthshaking really lol haven't given it the most thought#canon might also think that would be insulting to tuk or something....#or say As Much w/that continual threat of ''improving'' winston by making him Choose to be more normal now (:#everyone's always giving him the organic aba (abuse) either way but umm the Least you could do would be absorb it & Stop Bringing It Upon#Yourself....still supposing it's possible that their being Friends is considered to be dragging tuk back / dooming him to Loserdom#but as or more likely: he got to talk to tuk in the last ep to get him out of the way. it will never get focus#oh i went off track up there: finishing the thought to say i suppose it's assumed rian would not be shitty towards taylor like she would be#towards winston b/c they're Worthier; not supposedly inferior to her even as winston is considered to be#hence that rian Can give winston shit whenever she wants but just so happens to Not be that way towards anyone else. makes you think#mfw i run out of room writing on one page abt cam stone like ''i could've been more clearly relationship anarchist with it :(''
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GIRLCRUSH
#martzipan#marzi#it's been forever since i've drawn for myself and i NEEDED to do something low-stakes and fun#'mars why'd you draw yourself having a mega crush on someone' mind your business. it doesn't matter#i have. a raging headache that i drew this through. but i don't care it actually turned out really nice#i like this square brush i used for the lines. csp asset shop goes so hard
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