#why? ™

[nadiajustbe]

One of my favorite parts about the writing of Howl's Moving Castle is how easy it is to write off all the things from our world at first as him just being a weird wizard™ (also thanks to bestie @jutenium for spotting this I wouldn't put it like that without you!!/pos). Sure, Sophie uses weird descriptions, but readers have every reason to believe them because of the way Howl is presented as a character. When Sophie says he wrote with a quill that doesn't need an ink, you wouldn't think it was actually a ballpoint pen, you would think Howl had just enchanted his quill so that it wouldn't need ink! When she adds that she can't make out a single word, you think he has matchingly terrible handwriting, but in fact Sophie has simply never seen a pen writing. When she sees the mysterious labels on his books, you think he's keeping a lot of obscure magical literature, but it's really just an encyclopedia and a guide like "Top 10 Rugby Tips." When Sophie notices the bottles in Howl's bathtub, you think they're some kind of magical jars where he keeps girl's hearts, but I'm almost certain that they're just 'Dove' and 'Head and Shoulders' that he's enhanced with his spells and put silly labels on. When you read Calicifer singing a song in a language Sophie doesn't understand, you think it's some kind of ancient cipher or code, but it's actually just a rugby song in Welsh that Howl sings when he's drunk. And finally, when you see the terrifying black door, which is completely shrouded in darkness, you imagine a passage to an eerie, mythical place, similar to what Miyazaki showed us - but it's just fucking Wales.

[mocking-the-bird]

Jason: No, I don't care if no one can look after Replacemet except me. Just drop him near some dumpster, he'll be alright.

Jason 3 seconds later: Welp, I guess this is my kid now. Batman can find himself another, he's quite talented in this.

[2aceofspades]

..part who knows of this spontaneous comic

Next

[kmpshitposter]

Regular John

[lurukifennecfox]

Danny slamming open the door(in Phantom form): Jay i think i've just been adopted by your grandparents!

Red Hood having no memories of the GZ and thus no point of reference as to wtf is happening and who is this glowing teenager: ...???

[sandushengshou]

Interview with the Vampire | 1.01 “In Throes of Increasing Wonder…”

[guiltbugs-tomtord-artclub]

Hey I love your art! Mayhaps you could draw some wholesome cuddles? (You don't gotta if you don't wanna btw!)

Sure thing!

[amelie-sama-blog]

>see a manga called "shota x oni" with a super cute cover, artstyle and premise

>click on the first chapter

>read a few dozen chapters, and the story starts to pick up

>see this disclaimer at the beginning of the next chapter

>do a double take

>click back to the main page

>the manga is indeed called "shota x oni"

>click back to the chapter

>click back to the main page

>the manga is indeed tagged "shounen ai" aka romance between males

>click back to the chapter

>read many more chapters

>see this panel

>...

>laugh

>this story is shotacon

[lacebird]

please... i am but a mere mortal woman i literally cannot handle this right now

[beanghostprincess]

The only reason Zoro hasn't worn the straw hat yet is because Luffy wouldn't be able to hold himself back from kissing him stupid and that would distract them from the plot a bit too much

[turnipoddity]

whens the nsfw gonna be up? im hungry 😈

HAHAHAHAHHAAH still gonna be awhile im afraid… here’s more wip for all yall starving fellas out there

[demaparbat-hp]

Thinking of how a birthday party on the ship with the 41st would look like 🧐?

This is why they never get anything done.

[coolcoolcoolbutwtf]

Releasing this thing so do what you want with it!

Okay, okay Shego Danny is old enough to admit that he might be over his head on this one. But, to be completely honest, would anyone suspect this to happen?

Shego dodged to the side of the plasma shot to his head and flipped away backwards from Vlad's or rather Plasmius half hearted attempted shot.

"What a surprise to see you here especially considering no one knows where you disappeared of too, Denia-"

Shego shot Plasmius a venomous glare the whites of his green domino mask narrowing while gritting his teeth. Continuing to flip and dodge around avoiding the burning shots fired at him Shego fired a few green plasma blast's in retaliation.

Should he have thought of back up plans in case anyone from his home dimension ever made it over like Shego Danny had, in the specific case they recognized him? Yes apparently he really should have done that.

"What do you want Plasmius! I swear if you say anything about joining you!"

"Why ever not? It's not that different from what you do now is it!" Plasmius had a nasty sneer pointed at him.

"It's been years after all! Can't you even spare your dear old god father a hello or at least an introduction to your little friends behind you?"

Shego heard sounds of gravel shifting from behind- no wait from above the building then saw the flash of traffic lights colors and red on black Superman logo- Shit!

Danny hissed clutching his right side in pain. Shego got hit and now two young justice twerps showed up, damn if there's two then the rest are in the area, fuck!

Danny really should have had a back up plan.

[andy-clutterbuck]

The Ones Who Live | 1x03 - Bye

[buggachat]

a conversation with my dad that involved me having to tell him who Adrien Agreste was led to him looking at Adrien Agreste's wikipedia page (not fandom wiki. wikipedia) and exclaiming "WHY DOES THIS GUY'S PAGE HAVE OVER 160 REFERENCES"

[nattikay]

OC lineup! All the characters that currently exist in this "story"