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change-the-rules · 9 months

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I will never be over the best way to fight fire isn't with fire it's with a fire department [and some fire extinguishers]

but it's equally hysterical to me that in true each family is it's own damn genre that the blossom solution to fighting a raging fire is human sacrifice and praying for wind

like that is a fuxkin forest fire so it's not like I think the volunteer fire department composed of high school students or wait I think they were made to stop eh are the ones for the job but jfc cheryl call the rangers or something

#to be clear this isn't a complaint #like obviously it was part of the setup of bringing magic into the world and i respect that #but cheryl doesn't know tht so like gurl wat r u doin #also is oxytocin from the first sex youre having in probably like 8yrs shorting your brain cher bear #why do you look so excited when mumsy bursts thru your front door fresh from her prison break #oh r*verdale you precious beautiful compulsive piece of trash

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