#while Félix is fucking shameless

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I want to finally introduce my beloved boy, Florida !!

Florida is the oldest state in my AU, going off of settlement (St. Augustine was founded in 1565, 20 years before Roanoke) and is physically 24, older than Alfred himself. His full human name is Félix Agustín Avilés-de Leon, though he typically just goes by Félix Avilés.

Félix is generally loud, excitable, cheerful, weird, energetic, talkative, friendly, welcoming, shameless, good-spirited and a jokester with a good sense of humor. He will even make jokes at his own expense on occasion, and he's the type that can joke about just about anything. He's very entertaining and is the type that easily makes friends and can make people laugh without even trying.

Some fun facts about him:

He's 5'11 or 180 cm in height

He has roughly 3A hair

He has a lot of specific quirks that make him seem weird to others, but he doesn't care. These include decorating palm trees with christmas lights, being overly obsessed with Publix, always wearing flip flops or sandals and handling alligators with his bare hands

He's indigenous hispanic, with some black heritage as well.

He's had his current hairstyle since the late 2000's, but he does change his hairstyle up every other decade or so.

He loves falling asleep to rain and/or thunderstorms. He actually finds thunder comforting

He's honestly a lot like Alfred, minus the hero obsession. The two are unsurprisingly very close and get along really, really well

He owns a pet alligator he named Flagler

He's very shameless and proudly himself. He doesn't really care too much about what others think of him; he'll do what he wants and be as loudly himself as he wants to be. He knows he's weird, and he embraces it

However, he will absolutely shut people down when they bring up outrageous stereotypes. Yes, he finds Florida Man memes funny, but he won't hesitate to shut someone down if they try and generalize his citizens.

He's actually friends with Texas, Ohio, Georgia, Alabama and New Jersey. He, Texas and Ohio have formed a little 'weird states' club. He does bicker with Georgia a lot, but they are ultimately friends.

He has the vibes of that free-spirited, really fun oldest sibling or weird uncle who swoops in every once in a while to throw a party and then dip.

He owns 8 houses- in Miami, Saint Augustine, Tallahassee, Tampa, Orlando, Jacksonville, Daytona Beach and Key West.

He's completely unaffected by heat, and actually thrives in temperatures of 82 degrees or higher (28 celsius). He especially loves weather between 85 and 92 degrees (29-33 celsius)

He's also unaffected by rain, and actually loves storms and rainy days

He's actually very intelligent, despite what his eccentric nature might suggest. After all, he did contribute quite a bit to the Space Race. He still has a lingering deep love of space as a result.

He's incredibly fucking weak to the cold, reverting to putting a jacket on at 70 degrees (21 celsius)

He tends to prefer owning 'weird' or misunderstood animals, like pitbulls, snakes, reptiles, etc. In terms of dog breeds, he exclusively owns pitbulls and no other breed.

He has owned a Florida Panther before. Don't ask

He has an annual pass to Universal, Disney World and Busch Gardens. He absolutely adores roller coasters- the bigger and faster, the better. His personal favorites are Velocicoaster, Cheetah Hunt and The Hulk.

His fashion style largely consists of button ups (especially summer-y ones), loose graphic t-shirts, muscle shirts, shorts and flip flops or sandals. He owns very few hoodies, jackets and cold weather clothing.

He's actually quite strong, partly owing to his childhood of dealing with dangerous animals

He absolutely loves key lime pie and will take any excuse to make it. He also just loves key lime flavored things in general

He's very hard to scare

He thoroughly enjoys ghost stories. He can actually see ghosts, and has encountered a number of them.

He tans easily but never burns

He's one of the better and most powerful swimmers

He's very adventurous with food, and will eat literally whatever you put in front of him. He'll eat anything fried, and has eaten gator before. He can even stomach England's cooking, but he's only ever had it once.

Despite this, he's actually a pretty good cook. Not phenomenal or anything, but good nonetheless.

He's great at dealing with wildlife, especially dangerous animals. He will pick up a 200 pound alligator snapping turtle with his bare hands like it's nothing, and he'll gush over it too. He thinks they're just so neat

He's quite creative in how he deals with wildlife

Outside of his Indigenous languages, he speaks English, Spanish, Haitian, Portuguese and French fluently.

He most enjoys action, animated, adventure and horror movies. He also enjoys objectively bad/awful movies.

He throws really good parties

He enjoys singers like Pitbull, Flo Rida, Jason Derulo and T-Pain; all from his state, of course. That's the general type of music he enjoys most, stuff he can dance to

One of his absolute favorite songs is absolutely the Bayside Boys remix of the Macarena.

His state bird is the Northern Mockingbird, but he constantly jokes that it's the mosquito.

He throws hurricane parties every time there's a hurricane incoming

His absolute favorite kind of movie is literally anything with pirates in it. He just really loves pirates

His main hobbies are fishing, swimming, going to the beach, being outdoors and going to theme parks

He does have a micronation- The Conch Republic. He's currently raising her as his daughter

He's not a great driver, but he's not an awful one either. He's truly in the middle

He's actually quite hard to make truly upset or angry. However, when you do truly upset him, you better run for it.

He loves being outdoors and around people. He's actually rarely indoors, preferring to always find something to do.

He fucking hates DeSantis

His likes include: Pirates, theme parks, rollercoasters, oranges, grapefruits, key lime pie, the beach, swimming, hot weather, kayaking, canoeing, floating down rivers in an inner tube, springs, NASA, Publix, Winn Dixie, boating, fishing, sports, hurricane parties, animals, alligators, latino music, dance music, rain storms, parades, Gasparilla.

His dislikes include: The cold, love bugs, roaches, humidity, driving, traffic, most tourists, Spring Break

I will be including/posting more about him later on, but this is all that I have so far ! I love him so fuckin much so expect more of him :))

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There’s a post I saw about Félix and pepa teasing Julieta and Agustin about being particularly loud the previous night 🌚 so I was wondering if you could maybe write about said night and then write the following morning with Félix and pepa teasing them lmaooo <3

Oh I saw this prompt and I'm SO happy to have a hand in it ❤️

"Shhh, you're going to get us caught, chico travieso~"

Félix groaned as he lifted his head up a bit. He lightly kicked Pepa, making her groan in return.

"Oye, caught with what?"

"What?"

"You just said 'you're going to get us caught'"

Pepa rolled over to face him, the moonlight being just enough to illuminate her face.

"I didn't say anything. Maybe you were just dreaming. Go back to bed."

Eh, he supposed that was possible. He kissed her forehead and went back to bed.

"Dios you're such a big, beautiful woman. I can't wait to hold those pretty hands over your head~"

Félix felt a kiss on his cheek, and awoke yet again to a very flushed looking Pepa.

"Aw, you called me big~...if you wanted me Félix, you could've just asked."

He looked at her, absolutely confused.

"I WANT to take credit, but I can't. I didn’t say anything."

"Really? Huh. Maybe we were both hearing things. You still wanna do it?"

He yawned, and yawned loudly.

"In the morning. Papi's tired."

"Alright, good night, for real this time."

She laid back down with him, and he fell back to sleep. For a second. Until yet another sound invaded his ears.

"You want it in your ass this time? Or your pretty pussy?"

Félix and Pepa both turned to look at each other.

"Okay I know that's not you, you know I prefer pussy."

"Yeah what IS that?...hold on, listen."

They sat there for a moment, and listened.

"Aw, does little Auggy want me to suck on him? Can you hold it until you're in my ass this time?"

They looked at the wall. Then each other. Then the wall. Then each other. Félix had to cover his mouth to not roar in laughter, while Pepa looked HORRIFIED.

"No. Oh my god no."

"Pepa-"

"Don't you say it."

"Pepa your sister is getting FUCKED, I can't-"

"Cállate! Oh my god why can we fucking hear them? We NEVER hear them!"

"They never fuck this late at night- oh my god Casita's walls are thin as shit."

They panicked for a moment, trying to figure out how to make this stop. But it only got worse.

"I'm...I'm a good baby."

"That's right! Mi bebé Auggy~"

Félix snorted so hard his head hurt, despite Pepa's scolding.

"Oh my god this is gross-"

"I really fucking hope this isn't a baby fetish I'm hearing. Oh my god what if it is?"

"I'm knocking on the wall-"

"No, Pepa! Wait!"

Félix grabbed her hand before she could make her way to the wall.

"W-you WANT to hear this?!"

"Pepa, they've dealt with our shit for years. Plus, let's face it, your sister NEEDS this. Let's just cover our ears, and NOT embarrass them."

Pepa shivered upon hearing a moan coming from her sister. She took a deep breath, before groaning.

"Fine. Just. Fine."

Pepa got back into bed, and they bothered covered their ears. Surprise, they did NOTHING to help.

"Mierda- faster, please, you're RIGHT there!"

"J-just pull my hair, just like that mami-!"

"Gotta hand it to him, dude's got a nice fucking pace going o-"

"STOP. Oh my god don't listen to my sister having SEX you pervert!"

"I can't help it if they're loud!"

Pepa grabbed a pillow, wrapped it over her face, and screamed into it. Pepa was hating this. But Félix? He was having a great time, because this was HILARIOUS. In some really weird ass way, he was proud of his buddy. Not too proud to NOT tease him about this in the morning though, absolutely not.

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"Shh! You're being too loud!"

"Stop being so pretty then?"

Augustín was restless tonight. Really restless. The second they hit the bed, he was just all over her. And when Agustín wanted her, truly and really wanted her, she couldn't say no. That was probably why she had him tied up to the bed, and was currently riding the hell out of his cock. He was loud when she sucked him off, loud when she pulled his pretty hair. And of course it had to be when the entire house was asleep. She sighed, and got off of him, much to his displeasure.

"Agustín, we can't do this if you're loud!"

He looked at her with such a helpless pout, she felt as if she kicked a puppy on the street.

"I can't...help it. You feel SO good. Please? I need mami."

She ran her fingers through his scalp, before gripping onto his hair, and forcing his head back to look at her. His dick twitched at the feeling, desperate for more stimulation. What was she going to do with this man?

"Hmmm...I think I know how to keep you quiet."

She plucked her underwear off the bed, holding it up for him to see.

"This, will help you be quiet. You like my underwear, don't you Agustín?"

Everyone thought Félix was the one constantly in need of sex, but her Agustín wasn't exactly a puritan. He had used her underwear to masturbate countless times, and even now, she'd catch him sniffing them while he touched himself. He shook his head, a bit embarrassed over this particular part of himself.

"I...no?"

"You shouldn't lie to your wife. She might not be so nice to you. So, we're going to use this, so you can stay nice and quiet ~"

She forced his mouth open, and shoved her underwear inside. He was trying to play it off like it was disgusting, but they both knew the truth. He liked it. He liked being silenced by mami like this, he liked the way mami crawled back into his lap, and slowly sank back down onto him. She cupped his face in his hands as she started to ride him again, pussy soaked as she consumed him over and over again.

"There we go...good boy Agustín. Such a good boy. Look at who's being quiet."

Her hips moved into him with a bit more fervor than she meant to, but she couldn't help it. He was so pretty, his cock felt so good, and it was heaven, doing this in the dead of night. He stared up at her with adorable, helpless eyes, mumbling against the cloth. Okay so she really put the underwear in his mouth because she wanted to, rather than the sound.

She didn't give a shit about the sound, especially given her own loud noises.

"Shhhh. You're already too close, Agustín. Breathe, relax. Oh don't give me those eyes. It's okay that you cum too quick. It's cute. I just want you to try to last for me. I want to squeeze it out of you. Every little drop."

She stopped moving, rubbing her clit in little circles. She wanted to cum before him, she wanted him to spill into a nice, satisfied pussy.

"Such a good puppy. I'm...g-going to ride you again. Hold it for me."

He looked so uncertain, as if he didn't believe in himself. She loved having sex with her husband, he was a handsome, well built man. But he was always so quick to finish, despite his best efforts. He had gotten better with age, but he almost always finished first. But she was going to go slow, let him work up his stamina a little.

So that was a fucking lie.

She grabbed onto his hair, making an absolute mess of those soft, salt and pepper locks, and rode the SHIT out of that cock. His cries were muffled by the underwear, his legs kicked at the bed and made a mess of the sheets, and she wished she could go slower. Desperately wished she could.

"You're so loud. So...fucking loud, Agustín. You're lucky you're my big pretty puppy, since you're being very, v-very bad-"

He finished. He didn't mean to, given his loud, dramatic wine, but he did. She stopped moving, feeling ribbons of cum paint her inner walls. He had so much in him, it felt so hot and lovely inside of her.

"Oh...Agustín. You finished all too soon, mi vida."

She slowly peeled the underwear out of his mouth, drool running down his lips alongside his heavy, almost distressed panting.

"I'm s-sorry. I tried, really I did. You're just so pretty and you t-talk to me in the way I like...does puppy still get punished?"

She nodded. She didn't shame Agustín for how quick he was, as he shouldn't be ashamed of this, but she still punished him for disobeying her from time to time. She slowly peeled off of him, letting him watch his own cum seep out of her. He knew what was coming, and he accepted his punishment fully. She scooted up to him, and sank herself down onto his face, smothering him with her pussy. She wrapped her thighs around his face, knowing damn well he liked it.

"That's a good puppy. Clean up your mess. All of it. And when you're done, we're going to try this again. Understand?"

She leaned back a bit so she could stroke his very sensitive cock, making him practically yelp into her folds. His nose practically smothered her clit, his tongue was obedient and eager to please. She couldn't resist pulling him further into her by his hair, and she tried not to squeeze his head so tightly, but he was doing SUCH a good job, she couldn't help it.

"Just like that...mami is SO close. Keep going puppy, k-keep...!"

And there it was. The orgasm she deserved. She came right into his pretty mouth, head tossed back as she rode her perfect orgasm. Something about her husband letting himself be used just to please her, oh it only made this all the more delicious. She slowly peeled off of him, letting the poor man get a gasp of air. He sat there, panting, drool and cum and juuces trickling down his face.

"Oye, how long WAS that?"

She looked at the clock, lightly whistling.

"Two and half minutes. Jeez you are REALLY good at holding your breath."

"Record is still four minutes, this isn't that good."

She chuckled, gently combing her fingers through his sweaty hair.

"It was good for ME, if that helps~"

He giggled like the dork he was, leaning up to smooch her hand.

"Always does. I'm really glad we did this. The hand tying was new though, how'd you learn to do that?"

Should she tell him she read it from a book about prisoner getting absolutely RAILED as a punishment? Probably not.

"Oh uh. Just one of those things you pick up. Now, do you need me to let you free?"

He thought about it, before a grin was plastered all over his face.

"I thought puppy had to be punished~"

Usually she was one and done. But fuck it. Shd had to teach her boy a lesson.

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"Well, someone is looking fresh today."

Julieta looked up from the stove at Félix. A bit embarrassed by the compliment, she tried to adjust her hair a bit.

"Oh, gracias Félix. Nice of you to say. Coffee?"

"Please. Need that shit strong, and a cup for Pepa. We got NO sleep last night."

She was about to ask why, when Agustín walked in with Pepa.

"No, Pepa, I respect you as a sister in law, but you're wrong."

"You got your head stuck in the fucking toilet yesterday, I'm not gonna let you be right."

Julieta chuckled as she served Félix his coffee, and got a cup for Pepa. They got along well for the most part, but everyone has their occasional squabble.

"What are you two fighting about now?"

"Julieta, you need to talk some sense into your sister. So we're in the book club with Luisa and Mariano, you remember that."

"Uh huh."

"And there's a character in the book that REFUSES to be with the main characters, and we wanna figure out WHY."

Félix was just amused by the passion of his wife, as she was amused by her husband. Pepa, a gray cloud over her head, cut him off.

"And I'M saying it's because he wants to date Samual!"

"Samual and Miguel have NO chemistry!"

"You read between the lines!"

"I READ WHAT'S BETWEEN THE PAGES."

Félix almost snorted at their little war, gesturing for Agustín to tone it down a bit.

"Down puppy, down. It's a book-"

"Wait. What did you just call me?"

Julieta was staring at Félix, as were the other two. Félix inhaled air sharply, trying to put this delicately.

"So you remember when I said me and Pepa didn't get any sleep?"

"...yes?"

"Well. It's because you guys were a little...loud. And whatever gag you tried to use, didn't work, I have recommendations-"

"FÉLIX."

"I'm just trying to be productive!"

She buried her face in her hands. Oh no. Pepa and her husband heard them do. Things. Things that should NOT be heard.

"Oh my god, Pepa, I am SO sorry, we didn't mean to be so loud."

"I mean, it was gross. Like, REALLY gross, but in a way I'm happy for you. For actually getting laid, I kinda wondered if you guys still did that."

Agustín looked at Pepa through absolutely burning cheeks, sort of unsure if he was supposed to be insulted by this. Félix lifted his cup a bit as if in cheers.

"And BOY do you guys do it. Hold your breath for a long ass time!"

"Oh my god-"

"And it's funny, because I literally told Pepa 'Gotta hand it to him, dude's got a nice fucking pace going on', then I fucking heard Julieta call you puppy-SHE'S got the pace! God, no WONDER you stay in great shape after all these years."

Julieta wanted to just fucking die. She was staring at him, unsure of how to fucking respond.

"Félix please stop giving my sister's sex life a positive review."

Félix shrugged, as if he wasn't at all at fault.

"Listen, I'm just giving praise where praise is due! If puppy here wanted to give me a review on my stamina, I'd take it!"

"...you're gonna call me that now, aren't you?"

"Least till it stops being funny. So like, when you guys switch, do you call her cat or something?"

"I mean it's 'kitty', but-"

Julieta damn near knocked the kettle over as she turned to look at him.

"AGUSTÍN!"

"I THOUGHT IT WAS AN ACTUAL QUESTION!"

Félix lost it. He had to bury his face in his hands as he roared in laughter, and despite trying to get Félix to stop, she was laughing just as hard. Granted, she was still happy they made love, obviously, but. Well.

She'd gave to talk to Casita about having thicker walls.

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Got any NSFW Pepa x Felix, JulietaxAgustin headcanons you'd be willing to share?

Ooh headcanons! Yes yes yes! We'll do BOTH couples!

Pepa and Fèlix!!:

Félix loves every part of his wife. But he's ABSOLUTELY an ass and leg man.

Suffice to say, because of this, he LOVES it when she wears dresses that show off her legs, or stockings. Drives him CRAZY.

Félix has not once NOT been attracted to his wife. Hungover, breaking out from periods, hair just a mess-he genuinely thinks his wife is S O fucking fine.

Pepa definitely has her favorites too. His overall body, and his hands. He's a THICK ass man, and God she loves it. Bruno once, jokingly, said Félix would grow up to be rail thin. It rained for two days straight after that.

Pepa also LOVES his hair. On his body, on his face- she LOVES playing with it. And yes, she fucking loves his pubes too. He ever trims, he's getting his ass kicked.

One guaranteed way Félix can make her horny? Carrying her. Even if it's just to bed after she passes out on the couch, she wants to get just railed by him.

Pepa and Fèlix love experimenting. They don't need it, but they think it's SUPER fun. Félix takes prides on the complicated knot tying he's been making on his wife, and she's DEFINITELY impressed.

Both have a daddy/mommy kink. Pepa seeing him do Dolores's hair or letting her do his nails? The second he was done, she had to suck him off. He's the same way, seeing how easily she can get these kids to take a nap- she's not getting away from him. Not that she wants to.

Pregnancy kink. It's difficult for Pepa to get pregnant, but Félix ALWAYS cums inside, just in case. Pepa prefers him inside, and if he pulls out, she's offended.

Pepa loves her hair being pulled SO much. She does it to him too, but he's not as into it as she is.

Pepa also loves being spanked. Like, S O much. She tried to do it for Félix, but he's not that into it. Whatever, more for her.

He does however, LOVE when she scratches him. God, what's more sexy than a woman like her digging into him?

They will fuck anywhere if they can get away with it. Bathroom, kitchen, balcony-they're shameless.

They're not degenerates though, they'd never do things in public, and Félix has in fact, gone out of his way to cover his wife in less than flattering situations.

Pepa flirts with other men. He gets it, and if anything, he likes that she knows she can get it. Men, women, everyone is weak for Pepa. Félix can't do it though, Pepa will kill a bitch. It's fine though, he doesn't need to flirt with anyone else.

Pepa wouldn't do three ways or orgies. It just doesn't work. And they're fine with that.

Pepa COULD get young, studly men. But she's not attracted to them? You should see her at a bar, she's SO bored. That is, until Félix comes in. Yes, sometimes Félix flirts with her as if they aren't married. It's such a charming bit, it works EVERY goddamn time.

They switch, but Pepa likes letting Félix top for the most part.

Félix LOVES the weather changes when they do it. When she's REALLY into it, the rooms heats up like a sauna, and it's partially why his skin looks as good as it does.

Dirty talk. They do. So fucking much dirty talk- half the time you can't tell if they're fighting or fucking. Whatever you do hear though, trust me, they mean NONE of the mean things they say to each other.

Félix is so fucking down for getting pegged. She's tough with him, digs her claws into his ass- God it's sexy. He calls the strap 'the tornado'.

They use so many toys. Do they need them? No. Does Félix sometimes just like stuffing a vibrator in her pussy while he fucks her pretty face? Yes.

Félix fucking loves eating ass.

Pepa hates sleeping sex, but Félix loves it. Seriously, Félix tried to woo her awake, she almost made him sleep on the floor. But when she wants to ride his dick, suddenly sleep sex is just great (he whines, but he REALLY does like it).

Félix prefers one or two REALLY good rounds, while Pepa prefers many sort of 'quickies'.

Pepa has an armpit kink. She can, will, and has, touched herself while he smothers her face in his underarm. It's ESPECIALLY sexy if it's been a day or two since he last bathed (she likes a bit of musk, we don't blame her).

They have names they like for each other. Pepa calls him 'brute', 'idiot', 'little man', 'daddy', 'handsome', 'big boy', all in both Spanish and English. Félix has called her 'gorgeous', 'goddess', 'light of his life', 'slut', 'mommy', 'good girl', 'my sun', 'my life' (aka the classic 'mi vida'), 'Pepi', 'Pepita', once 'Mi Pepita Bonita', and honestly the list doesn't stop.

Julieta and Augustín!!:

Augustín loves every part of his wife, but is definitely most into his wife's breasts, and thighs. Bit Cliché, sure, but damn mami is THICC-

Julieta loves Augustín's chest, and his lips. Oh and his ears, she thinks his ears are SO cute.

They don't experiment too much. Not that they they're scared of it, they just don't particularly need it. That and Augustín is just quite accident prone. They've had a few sex related incidents, Augustín is a little embarrassed to talk about it.

They keep everything in their bedroom, or the shower. Nowhere else, ESPECIALLY not in the kitchen. Augustín thinks it'd be hot, but she's so worried that her poor cooking would null her gift.

Massages. They give each other LOTS of those. Augustín does wonders on her poor feet and hands, and she loves massaging any lasting aches and pains he gets. Sometimes she gives him full body ones, she wears a cute thin shirt, gets on his back to really work out those knots-hes in heaven.

Augustín 10/10 has a lactation kink. Julieta isn't nuts about the act itself, but watching her poor Augustín just unfurl into a mess over her-that shit be sexy.

They sort of do dirty talk? Not very much though, the best you'll get is them swearing as they're about to cum.

Speaking of cum, they have different places where they prefer loads. Augustín prefers it all over her face and chest, and since Julieta has a pregnancy kink (it's the Madrigal blood), she prefers it inside her pussy. Though, she HAS expressed some enjoyment for anal too.

Julieta doesn't like her hair getting pulled, but Augustín REALLY fucking likes it. Seriously, first time she pulled on his locks- it was an instant nut.

They also use toys. Er, toy. They have a vibrator hidden away that they don't use too much, but have used on each other.

Augustín hasn't admitted it, but he genuinely thinks is SO sexy when she spills food on her chest while she cooks. He really just. Wants to lick it off of her, so badly.

They trade clothes. It kinda started with Augustín accidentally wearing her underwear once, and realizing he liked it. Now, they sometimes swap clothes before sex. It's weird, but it's kinda cute.

Assuming Julieta has time, they prefer one or two really good sessions, though they've had the occasional quicky.

Julieta actually REALLY likes sleep fucking. As in, sometimes on lazy mornings, before anyone is awake, Augustín just. Begs for a little attention. And to just be half asleep while he slides himself in and out-it really makes her morning.

You know how Pepa likes to read romance stories? Juileta reads porn. That's right. Julieta reads smut, like the rest of us. She thinks it'd be SO hot if Augustín read a few bits for her. Does she wanna do half the stuff in there? No, but it's just hot (ESPECIALLY if the characters in the story have chemistry). She won't fully admit it, but she really likes stuff on gangbangs. We love the queen for this.