#which. probably shouldn't have gotten drunk prob shouldn't have stayed at their house for 8 hours and fallen asleep on their bed
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update i think it went well!!
I’m meeting a friend’s husband today and I’m soooo nervous
#my friend left the room a couple times and we still made conversation and it wasn't too awkward#idk why i was so worried ofc she would have married someone like That#they enable each other#with their HORRIBLE horrible jokes#he called me a ghost the entire time i was there#which. probably shouldn't have gotten drunk prob shouldn't have stayed at their house for 8 hours and fallen asleep on their bed#but also sometimes i make bad choices and she did tell me she didn't mind#i got brunch and the waitress LIED to me about how much alcohol was in a drink#cause when i got up i almost fell over and leah had to hold onto me for most of the walk home#i make a Great first impression#her dogs are SO well trained that i like dogs again#she was aware i don't like dogs and had put them away and told me i didn't have to pet them or be near them at all if i didn't want to#oh and the ghost thing was unrelated to the drinking. they just have a running inside joke about me where both of them like to pretend#that im not real cause im a Character whatever that means#but anyways those are the best dogs EVER. i'm absolutely terrified of big dogs and not a fan of the small ones. and within 5 min#i was using the big one as a pillow. he was such a cuddly little polar bear. the other two fell asleep on me and the cats were also adoable#going to their house also made me feel like such a cringe fail loser person tho. do i even have hobbies if i don't have several rooms#in my house and also my entire garage dedicated to them?#i want to Be her when i grow up. she's applying to the [redacted] program and was like 'i need a pep talk cause im about to ask [redacted]#how to be successful cause i may never get a chance like this again' and im so so so proud of her she's being so brave#and she'd be SUCH a good candidate.#her husband is an Experience. he only calls her by her last name. he makes the dirtiest dirtiest jokes. and just like her#he does Not look that old. man is 48. he looks like he's in his late 30s#i swear they're like immortal vampires or something. it would explain the house and also the personalities#i also went to someone else's house to watch F1. i don't get the hype#but i'm trying
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