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when-it-rains-it-snows · 1 year

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"...and this is why I'm single!" I wasn't yelling, I was just saying,

loudly,

"can you imagine living with someone who knows things like that? that it's not ADA compliant because it's photo Braille and thus isn't fully domed --- baby wait! come back!"

#i love my goddamn weird af job #that was sarcasm #where's the Tylenol

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theawkwardqueerturtle · 1 year

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Weird rant time

Okay, so I am genuinely low-key pissed off rn because I am craving Poutine so bad right now but I live in the US nowhere near the Canadian border so I'm basically screwed, and that's got me thinking, why the fuck is Poutine not more of a thing here? For one thing, we have incredibly easy access to all the ingredients to it, and for another thing, it seems like it would be crazy popular here in the US, but noooo, we don't have it readily available, you have to either make it yourself, or travel for hours and possibly cross the border just to have the most delicious food I've ever eaten

#HALLELUJAH #HOLY SHIT #where's the tylenol

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actual-sleeping-beauty · 2 years

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WELCOME TO KENTUCKY GOVERNOR ANDY BESHEAR GLORY HALLELUJAH

#HO-LY SHIT #where's the tylenol

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khattikeri · 2 months

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honestly postcanon i need shen qingqiu to tell yue qingyuan his sincere opinion, that he really likes and respects zhangmen-shixiong as a person and always thought he was cool. because i think it'd completely break yue qi's brain

#keri chats #shen qingqiu #yue qingyuan #shen yuan #svsss #scum villain's self saving system #listen i love 79 but shen jiu is 1) dead 2) a bitter bitch who had multiple chances at a happier life and actively chose to not take them #instead of starting afresh he CHOSE on purpose to continue the cycle of abuse. his victimhood explains his flaws but it doesn't absolve him #as poignant as yqy's tragedy is tbh i do wanna see him move on postcanon & actually eventually be happy fr. sj has been dead for decades #hearing praise from sqq even if sy is a different person (albeit still a thin-faced one) would be so hglakdjsfkd #tl;dr even though qijiu is my tylenol i think in a scenario where sj doesnt exist anymore yqy needs to move on and get some vitamin D #yqy would probably not handle a system reveal well but the idea of him still being an older brother figure to sy warms my heart

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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 10 months

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The Fourteen Hidden or "Bug" Audios In Order, With Reasoning

(i think! I'm fairly confident in this! I'm willing to Debate!)

12-14 / Howdy & Barnaby

[we know that Barnaby and Wally go to Howdy's every morning]

8-14 / Eddie & Frank

[the post office is right across from Howdy's]

6-14 / Julie & Frank

[Wally isn't scared of bugs, so he could be recruited to help with Frank's gardening problem]

1-14 / Howdy & Poppy

[Howdy mentions that he has a shipment waiting for his signature]

3-14 / Howdy & Sally

[it's possible that Wally went to Howdy's to get something for the beetles]

13-14 / Howdy & Eddie

[it looks like Wally just bought a box of apples, or something similar. Howdy signs for the shipment]

4-14 / Barnaby & Frank

[behind the pins, it looks like there's an apple or two on the ground. the shape and color is wrong for it to be tomatoes. an offering for the beetles?]

9-14 / Frank & Poppy

[the table is clear of yarn, and Frank references the damage done to his garden]

2-14 / Sally & Poppy

[there are cookies - Poppy mentioned to Frank that she might have a non-seed recipe for his butterflies]

10-14 / Julie & Sally

[Wally could have gone with Sally to help with the script reading]

5-14 / Barnaby & Eddie

[Eddie mentions that it's late in the day, and he already delivered the bowling balls]

7-14 / Eddie & Julie

[Barnaby calls, asking after Wally]

11-14 / Julie & Barnaby

[the lighting through the trees looks like afternoon/evening]

14-14 / Barnaby & Home

[the end deterioration is very final, and Barnaby references things that happened throughout his other audios]

#why yes i Did give myself a headache going through the mental gymnastics trying to make this cohesive #time to go take some tylenol! if im not immune to it yet that is!#dont make me go back to ibuprofen... it nearly gave me an ulcer on my stomach lining...#i also need everyone to know that i had 10 hour wii music playing while doing this #ANYWAY YEAH THIS HAS BEEN BUGGING ME FOR #uh. how long has it been since these audios dropped #SINCE THEN!!!#im still not entirely satisfied since some of the audios are just... so hard to place!#like some of them have indications - eddie saying its late in the day. howdy having a shipment waiting. the damage to the garden. etc #but some are just.... they could be anywhere #so i tried to follow a nonexistent through line #of 'hm. wally is with this person in this place so where would he end up next'#bc a neighbor might be like While You're Here! and thus two or so consecutive audios with the same neighbor #cause. he's already there. he might stick around or go along with them to do something else #yk. they just trade him off neighbor to neighbor #GAH IDK IDK IM NOT SATISFIED!!!#i feel like i have chunks that are Correct but agh. idk idk idk #homebogging #wh speculation #welcome home speculation #i think this counts as that!#the barnaby & eddie one - 5-14 - is whats tripping me up the most #and i think is the main thing keeping me deeply unsatisfied #cause eddie says its late in the day. so it must be near the end of the day's timeline #he already delivered the bowling balls and just aghggggg #biting biting biting-#no that one and eddie & julie - 7-14 #THE BARNABY PHONE CALL IS IMPORTANT TO PUTTING THESE IN ORDER I JUST KNOW IT #is it the first one??? like barn calls around to find wally for their morning walk? or does the howdy-barn audio come later #since they're having drinks instead of hot dogs? but they could have finished their hot dogs and stuck around for drinks-

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descimatedcroakernightmares · 2 months

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honestly miss piggy could get it if she wasn’t a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, cuntless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit

#holy shit #where’s the tylenol?#stupid ugly miserable manipulative swine #i will skewer you and roast you over a fire like the ugly swine you are #i will hang your body from the gates of mordor #your dead mother will weep when she learns of the crimes you have committed #release my canary you disgusting pig

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frankiebirds · 1 month

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watching the reid migraine episode with a headache,,he's so mecore

#hopefully this isnt one of Those Weeks where i get them every day #im like 70% tylenol at this point #my liver is crying #criminal minds #spencer reid #criminal minds s06e12 #criminal minds 6x12 #corazon #not fic #criminal minds rewatch

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foibles-fables · 1 year

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