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atopvisenyashill · 4 months ago

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people really think arya is going to hate sansa when they meet again, even going so far as to hate her, want her executed, perhaps even as far as kinslaying with her own damn hands. meanwhile arya-

When she thought of seeing Robb's face again Arya had to bite her lip. And I want to see Jon too, and Bran and Rickon, and Mother. Even Sansa . . . I'll kiss her and beg her pardons like a proper lady, she'll like that.

does NOT give a shit lmao she just wants to see her sister alive again!

#valyrianscrolls #arya stark #sansa stark #the sun and moon in endless chase #there's many quotes like this where arya is like 'wow i really fucking miss sansa even tho she was annoying'#i was looking for a completely different arya/sansa quote and i remembered this one.#i think it's so sweet too she's like 'i will kiss her like i am a knight and she is my lady'#such a childish way of framing it. the sibling i'm closest in age too said something similar once when we were kids #they went as buzz and i went as sleeping beauty for halloween and they walked me down the hallway and said we were getting married #ajsdlkjfasj butch seven year olds are so fucking funny

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supreme-leader-stoat · 8 months ago

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CATFISH HOLMES! CATFISH HOLMES!

#stoat reads sherlock holmes #that poor lady #though I am now imagining a humorous AU where the charade continues indefinitely after the Milverton case blows over #and Holmes actually does get married/gets a new detective sidekick #the adventure of charles augustus milverton

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chronomally · 9 months ago

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I went to a local production of Romeo & Juliet where all the actors pulled their roles out of a hat two minutes before showtime and my favorite joke was the actor who played Juliet wore a trucker hat that said "GIRL" on it until the scene where Romeo and Juliet imply they've consummated their marriage, when he dramatically threw it to the side and pulled out another hat that said "WOMAN" on it

#please feel free to ignore this #Incredible bit #The actress who played Lady Capulet delivered all of her lines in a hilariously thick Long Island accent #and during the scene where Lady Capuley castigates Juliet for not wanting to marry Paris she tapped the 'WOMAN' hat knowingly #and Juliet threw it to the side and looked at the crowd sheepishly #The actor who played Paris kept stumbling over his lines during the scene where he finds Juliet in the tomb #and the actor kept laughing so Paris told him to 'Be a professional'#Also it was a 'happy ending' rewrite so everyone miraculously lived (except Tybalt because his actor was already on stage)#Also they replaced all the swordfighting scenes with random selections from a list of other competition options #Including walking the runway and interpretive dance

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tweedfrog · 8 months ago

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Ages pass...empires crumble to dust...but Polly Walker is still out here in every era with the most snatched waist it's possible to achieve

#polly walker #i KNEW i recognized her from somewhere!!! she played atia in rome #the 2nd pic is her in clash of the titans tho #someone needs to write a time travel fic where portia featherington and atia get swapped #portia hastens the collapse of the roman republic (somehow) by trying to advantageously marry off her children #atias solution to lady whistledown is to try to poison her #except then she discovers her kid is lady whistledown and shes like pause we can use this to marry into and then usurp the royal family

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swordmaid · 7 months ago

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i am wide awake thinking about that post canon jb au again when I should be sleeping …!!! such is the nature of the jbrainrot…

#the whole setting is jb hanging out in the rock post war #and tyrion became lord of the westerlands / the rock is his but he’s off doing stuff in kingslanding and jaime is just filling in for him #atm . but after tyrion comes back his original plan WAS he’ll get married to brienne right away and they can move back to tarth or be #travelling hedge knights together or whatever brienne wants to do he’s down for it. but the important thing is that he wants to stay with #her .. so he’s using the time they have together currently to court her bc she deserves that at least !!#so jaime goes off trying to court and woo brienne but she just thinks they’re hanging out bc they got relatively close in the war #so jaime being touchy feely isn’t anything new. jaime making innuendos and being kinda flirty isn’t anything new either #but this time he means it LOL he’s like I want to kiss you SO badly and brienne will be like lol silly jaime (:#I was also thinking they’d help rebuild lannisport just bc it’s a time for healing now and it would be good for the people to get to know #jaime and the lannisters in general bc of how they would just used to sit high above the rock looking down on everyone #but now jaime is like. actively helping and being known and being with the people rather than just being that absent distant lord #also he’s thinking he might as well try and foster some relationship with the commoners to his house bc it’s for tyrion anyway #so he’s off doing that and brienne is tagging along bc she does not want to go home yet #she wants to stay with him and she’s helping out as an excuse to stay a little longer but she doesn’t exactly want to leave him #but how do you tell someone that and ignore the big glaring part that she’s actually in love with him and the fact that they both survived #the war is getting her hopeful???? u want her to admit that?? like a normal person??? no..!!#so she’s just staying and helping out bc a) it’s the sensible thing to do b) so she can bask on the sun that is Jaime Lannister #for like a few more days. weeks. maybe a month bc the weather is soooo bad in the stormlands rn 🙄😳#anyway jb hanging out! and everything is going well and good but jaime is now getting popular w the people and he’s also looking quite #rugged and handsome post war now that he’s thirty flirty and thriving and he also has a new scar across his lip that makes his #smirks even more ! rogueish … ! and he looks quite nice with the greying hair 👀 so now there’s gossips around him #not to mention he’s single too and I think if you were one of the heroes who helped win the war they’ll forget the kingslaying #man with no honor business so lo and behold brienne eavesdrops a group of ladies bc she’s a chismosa at heart and they’re talking about a #potential marriage for a lord lannister (!!!) and there’s going to be a big tourney held in Kingslanding for it (!!!)#and brienne remembers jaime mentioning the ought to go to Kingslanding in the next few weeks (!!!) and now she’s remembering jaime IS a #lord though not theee lord of the westerlands STILL a lord from one of the seven houses and he’s single and very eligible for marriage rn #and now she’s realising everything is returning back the way it was before the war where society rules matters and she has her own role as #now the evenstar bc rip selwyn and jaime has his own role too and the court is a whole different battlefield #one that she isn’t equipped in and even though she had found some new confidence in herself bc killing a bunch of ice invisible zombies #with your own magic sword will do that for you she doesn’t think (and she’s being objective not negative) she stands a chance in THAT

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ilovemesomevincentprice · 1 year ago

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Vincent Price

A Royal Scandal (1944)

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akkivee · 9 months ago

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saw an article of a fan ranking the hypmic characters based on who they’d like to marry as an older fan and they don’t have bad taste, rosho was number one lmao but what they had to say about doppo actually killed me LOL

‘i don’t see how he’d be able to make time for me working at that black company. and even if he were to get a job at a better company, I don’t think i can beat out his childhood friend’

#this is vee speaking #the lady’s spitting ngl LMAO #hitoya number 3????? opting 2️⃣3️⃣ out so she could marry ichiro and become their sister in law?????#thinking gencha juto and rosho are most attractive??????? not bad taste at all lol #the part where she ranks kuukou at 9 bc she doesn’t think she can live the life of a monk’s wife is so funny lol #it’s a concern for sure but i’d personally rate his delinquency habits as a higher disqualifier lol #(⬅️ person who wants kuukou to beat up more people LOL)#i’m so glad people recognise hitoya’s worth as a man fr #remember that one year hitoya was the only hypmic character that made on the top 100 yumes list lmao

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personinthepalace · 2 months ago

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Jane and Guildford on Would I Lie To You (with Rob Brydon) - My Lady Jane

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basically the thought process is: rob brydon plays lord dudley aka guildford's dad in mlj. he also hosts wilty. so what if lord dudley threw his son on a game show?? and jane is there :)

#janeford #jane grey #guildford dudley #jane x guildford #my lady jane #wilty #would I lie to you #rob brydon #edward bluemel #emily bader #my lady jane 1x01 #janefordedit #myladyjaneedit #janefordarchive #myladyjanecentral #mljedit #videos in the palace #edits in the palace #how niche can I go haha #the mlj x wilty crossover that nobody asked for haha #oh also this is the sam campbell episode bc it is the only wilty episode I've seen haha #I just love guildford's confuzzled face like am I on a prank show??#so what if lord dudley put guildford as a contestant on wilty #and jane is a guest on the this is my segment #and guildford and jane are VERY confused why they are seeing each other again #alternatively dudley decided to turn the wedding into a gameshow haha #context for wilty fans: these two have an arranged marriage (but don't know each other) and meet at a tavern the night before their wedding #there is an instant connection but they are separated until the next day where they see each other again at their own wedding #and only then do they realize that they're marrying the attractive stranger that they met just the night before haha #Youtube

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simplydnp · 4 months ago

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why would they get engaged i thought they didn't like weddings

tl;dr engaged =/= wedding

i think a lot of people would agree with their position that weddings are a hassle. they're complicated and overpriced and stressful. (this doesnt mean they can't also be lovely, but the good always includes this bad) you can hate weddings and still have one. often weddings are less about the couple and more about the family/ies and as such, i can see why they don't see the appeal.

however. an engagement is moreso a promise of marraige as opposed to wedding. they're traditionally connected, but i think dnp like to break conventions.

so, i think they want to be married. actually i think they really want to be engaged (publicly, if they aren't already privately). they're sappy and sentimental bitches who love putting both of their names on everything together.

#call back to my tags on that one post #where the comedian taylor tomlinson has this joke where she didnt realize how much she really wanted to be married #and it took until the ring was on her finger for her “lady lizard brain to go bl-dh-dh-dh! level completed”#i think they want it and when it happens its gonna be Oh Shit #dnp #c.text #dan and phil #phan #answered

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ashleybenlove · 7 months ago

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This is an OT6 Riders thought:

Okay, yes, Hiccup telling his dad(s) about the polycule is great (I love writing it and reading it and talking about it), but you know what's an untapped related topic?

There's five other people in that polycule. What about them talking to their parents about it? (Excluding Spitelout unless you're into angst I guess.)

What about Valka? Hiccup has to come out again. (Though I doubt she's socially conservative, lol. Come on, this is a feral dragon lady we're talking about, guys.)

#ashleybenlove posts #Hiccup and the Gang #hiccup #astrid #fishlegs #snotlout #ruffnut #tuffnut #ot6: we’re fast we’re fearless and we ride dragons #ot6: where hiccup goes we go #how to train your dragon #people writing valka as being anti-premarital sex esp re Hiccstrid makes no sense to me #sorry but she's a feral dragon lady; she doesn't care about what other people are doing #and she's not telling the dragons that are fucking feet away from her to get married. BYE.

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zazikels · 14 days ago

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Weisshaupt mission definitively proving that da is at its sexiest when it's wardens and yet here I am feeling an unbearable amount of salt because we walk through a FUCKING WARDEN LIBRARY and they could've put in a fucking NOTE about the HERO OF FUCKING FERELDEN IN THERE. SO GLAD THE FUCKING JOINING CHALICE WAS RECOVERED FROM FUCKING OSTAGAR THOUGH.

#tbd #fae plays datv #datv spoilers #i just #this is everything treviso vs minrathous should've been #bc fuck me that shit was over so fast lmao #enjoying the fuck out of this rn? yes I am #but i refuse to stop being prickly because those little nods to your world state DO contribute #replayed da2 before this game came out it genuinely lovely to have chars talk about how my couscous married anora #or the architect being around getting acknowledged #and there are so many tiny tiny opportunities in this fucking game #where chars will mention someone like leliana #and just one extra fucking line if she's divine now -- like harding saying so when she talks about her #or cassandra 'this lady who did some stuff' getting a different description depending #a note in minrathous about how the chantry's divine is a fucking mage #i'm gonna be honest a world state where even just a handful of variables were acknowledged is all we needed #and it would've made a difference imo #and i hate these writers for bringing back chars like morrigan and isabela and not doing that #like you make the world smaller in so many lorefucking ways but you don't want to add a thing or two that adds to the experience of people #who did play and love all three games before this one lol #john epler: we don't want to add one sentences is but two sentence fragments of the most generic thing we could do is fine #the fucking joining chalice!!!#you know what should've been here a fucking book with wardens who have slain archdemons #since you're on your way to fucking kill an archdemon #but that's too much work #davrin talking about how he wants his portrait up there and i'm like oh so they do acknowledge wardens who kill archdemons just not #y'know the one you played that did

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nataliesewell · 11 months ago

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Ten/Martha + Bridgerton AU (inspo)

Dearest reader, The season has only just begun, and the ton is already abuzz over a most peculiar development. It appears Lady Martha Jones has captured the interest of the Duke of Lungbarrow. After several dances in ballrooms and discussions at dinner parties, noted by many a curious onlooker, there can be no doubt about it: the Duke is courting the young miss. The hopes of mamas everywhere may be crushed for a second time. It was a year ago, after all, that the Duke of Lungbarrow had become engaged to the Honorable Rose Tyler. Though we all remember how that match fared. Since then, the Duke has been adamant that he will never marry. Lady Martha Jones's fine features, however, have turned his head—and perhaps changed his intentions as well. This must be wonderful news for her mama, who has been particularly vocal about procuring a suitable match for her second daughter this season. But has the Duke finally come out of the sullens and committed himself to finding a wife? This author cannot say for certain. Rest assured, I will be keeping a close eye on the situation. Yours truly, Lady Whistledown

#dwedit #tenth doctor #martha jones #tenmartha #smith and jones #doctor who #s2 is truly the superior season but unfortunately s1 fit tenmartha best #ten - john smith w/e - having broken things off with rose #still being annoying abt it a year later #and he doesn't want to be bothered by ladies angling for him #francine being eager to find someone for martha after tish got married #but not really taking what martha actually wants into account #so the two of them decide to fake court each other #this is a foolproof plan that Won't lead to them falling madly in love!#maybe their first meeting is on horseback similar to k.athony #where martha doesn't know who he is and they flirt the entire time #only for her to realize afterward who he is and that he isn't actually 'interested' in her. evil #francine definitely doesn't like him at first btw because he's known for being a rake lmao #ok enough rambling about this au i'm too insane over this idea #*#*edits

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atopvisenyashill · 9 days ago

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i can't even remember who i was talking to about it but they were like "when one person marries a relative of their dead spouse that's so disturbing" and i'm sitting here like so then i want theon to moan out robb's name and sansa to pet his hair and tell him it's alright and-

#me literally in the middle of reading a book where a lady marries her dead brother's lover like SPECIFICALLY bc he's her dead brother's love #getting on my soap box #actually i think it was a podcast maybe?

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eggtargaryenii · 13 days ago

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