Me watching a horror game via Markiplier slowly getting spooked as a monster closes in on him
My google assistant literally at the peak of me being freaked out and the monster finding Markiplier, vibrating loudly: YOUR BIRTHDAY IS JUST AROUND THE CORNER! CAN'T WAIT TO CELEBRATE YOU-!!
Me nearly chucks my phone away in an automated fear response
Just need to put it out there that I am DEEPLY offended that no one flooded my tl with pics and gifs of bun bichette during the final game of the season
me trying to act normal when a customer at my job walked up to my register wearing a shirt with the exact anime dude i was listening to snz wavs of last night
awesome so today we (my colleague besties and me) were potentially exposed to covid by two different people we spent the morning with because nobody gives a fuck anymore and we’re all going to get sick and die. awesome! i love being alive in fall 2023 when nobody gives a single shit about covid anymore and this nightmare country has apparently decided to move on even though the danger has not subsided and arguably has increased and we no longer have access to resources or information to keep ourselves and each other safe. fuck the world
JESUS TAP DANCING CHRIST I'M WATCHING SCARY VIDEOS AND OVER THE TOP ON MY PHONE I SEEN SOMETHING MOVE AND LET'S JUST SAY MY CAT RAJAH IS VERY VERY FUCKING LUCKY THAT I RECOGNIZED HER A SECOND LATER OR ELSE SHE WOULD OF HAD A PHONE FLYING AT HER SHSGSGSGDGDGDGDG