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roanniom · 2 years ago

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But like his throat tho

#what is this neck sir??#who allowed all that??#eddie munson

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yrsonpurpose · 9 months ago

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"the handsomest-bodied man in all of England."

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crustyfloor · 8 months ago

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IVAN'S A FUCKING FUCKER FOR NOT EVEN CHOKING TILL PROPERLY HE WAS GENTLY HOLDING HIM IN PLACE

(it kills me because Till probably thought ivan was gonna give him one last out or something hence why he closed his eyes in what i feel like is acceptance)

#alien stage #alnst till #alnst ivan #ivantill #That motherfucker was NOT choking him #they cant even choke eachother fuckthem #TILL TOOK THAT SHIT BECAUSE HE THOUGHT HE WAS GONNA GET HIS ASS WHOOPED NO SIR YOU JUST GOT FUCKED ON STAGE #its genuinely so hard to tell if Ivan was actually choking him because Till wasnt struggling for shit #no gasp of air as he tried to breathe in #his necks a little pink but that could just be lighting #i dont fuckin know #massive cope btw i dunno what the fukk they were doing here #alien stage till #alien stage ivan #alnst #this is me on september 19th a few months after this tragic event wow this was a massive cope #ivan wasnt choking him though trust i was his sleeves heh

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lifemod17 · 7 months ago

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Trying (and failing) to be normal about the PEELED NECK

📸: adamross

#STOP IT WHY DO ALL OF THEM HAVE SLUTTY NECKS #THIS IS CRIMINAL #AND IT'S FUCKING peeled?!??#let me at him please i wanna mister iii token sir i wanna give you gentle kisses in that there area #let me give you pretty hickeys #nutting on the dash again #sleep token #iii sleep token #teeth of god tour #also this hair makes it look like he has emo bangs and you know what? he can pull it off!!#i got something else you can pull of- NOPE

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wildsaltair · 10 days ago

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HOT HOT HOT HOT SUPER HOT HOT HOTTTTT

#get an electric stun gun and just put me out of my misery #TOO LATE he’s already knocked me out with the sheer power of this pose #sorry for the watermark but like #are any of us looking at that #WHO GAVE HIM THE RIGHT #i need him sitting like this on my bed waiting to pull me down on top of him 🥵#i need to be straddling him and getting squeezed tight by those gorgeous arms #WHERE MUST I GO TO ACHIEVE THIS #WHAT MUST I DO #i need him so bad #i need him expeditiously #i need him in a way concerning to feminism #get you a man who can rock a dress and boots like this #when i tell y’all i would be ALL OVER HIM #I WOULD NEVER GET ENOUGH #stirring my brain so fast he’s making a smoothie out of it #GET BETWEEN MY LEGS SIR #I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE #i am putting my mouth ALL OVER HIM #you see his neck?? his shoulders??? his arms???? all that bare skin?????#it’s getting KISSED #it’s getting CARESSED #this man is getting laid so hard every night by me it’s ridiculous #gladiator #maximus #maximus decimus meridius #gladiator 2000 #russell crowe

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mrmeepsmadmind · 2 months ago

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human(?)formers wavewave teehee. um don't hit readmore if u don't like some RLLY scribbled gorish (‼️) anatomy. nothing rlly detailed, tumblr takes my quality of already low quality art & gargles it with pebbles & rocks so it's not like. terrible but. ( the gore, not my art LOL) but still! hiding it under here just incase! take a peek if u like

tortured genius, literally, LOL -- read in soundwave's monotone

#'they sans undertaled the senator sir.' i whisper into bill clintons ear #hes like a mix up of different bodies kinda and a little bit of him #but he has a big deer skull with what was his stretched flesh burned over & taped onto it for good measure #it also has lil human teeths embedded into the skin but um quality. died so. now theyre just blobs LOL dont even look for them tbh #he has some random duplicates of parts in places they sometimes shouldnt be like multiple spinal columns #but hes missing a heart #ppl seeing shockwave in transformers is like when nosferatu showed up in spongebob to flicker the lights for no reason #meaning it's just the regular ol thing for unbothered king soundwave #just stare up at this giant hulking looming mass of decay and infested rot & smile #as his voicebox soundbox boombox at his neck says in the most deadpan autotuned tone #' shitwave . '#and shockwaves leans over. bugs falling his frayed crevices. and says #' dont be so harsh on yourself shitwave.'#and then they fucking kill each other #and then make out #monster fucker?#nuh uh. monSTAR fucker !!#starscream throws up and megatron thinks abt how he fumbled optimus for this sad miserable life #i dont wanna clog the tags anymore than i already have so ill maybe make a post abt their designs more indepth lates maybe #transformers #humanformers #cw: gore #maccadam #soundwave #shockwave #wavewave #sketch #tf #tf cyberverse #tf earthspark

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lordansketil · 1 year ago

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I love Sir David Wilkie's sketches of George IV before he slims the King down for the final paintings

#george iv #sir david wilkie #art #floofy florizel all grown up #no falsely elongated neck #he's fat but not cartoonishly so #you can see what kind of corset he wears #prinny you should have just let them paint what you looked like ffs

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merakiui · 8 months ago

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MERA I DONT FEEL GOOD... VIL CHEST.... THAT LOOK UGHDUHDHHhHHHAAAA

SEVERN, I AM SICK!!!!! LOVESICK!!!!!!!! WUWUWUWAUAUAUAAAAAAAAAAAA......... this card,,, it's too dangerous for my heart. (⸝⸝⸝╸▵╺⸝⸝⸝) how can I ever recover........