#what is With that

[velvetpantylines]

You’ve heard of He Would Not Fucking Say That. Now get ready for: He Would Not Fuck Like That

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

you guys ever google “[x franchise] sims cc” and then get google images of the most whitewashed bitches you have EVER seen in your life

[midnightmoonbeams]

I managed to get a multi splat but in so doing got splatted myself.

From October 25th, 2022

[jellophoid]

I’m actually about to start lying about my ethnicity now being somali is getting too embarrassing

[macfrog]

[butch--dean]

Hey tumblr. Why are you only showing me mutuals’ tags on posts they’ve reblogged from me like 50% of the time ???????

[sickmachete]

why do so many of the most compelling ships come from just the most Godawful shows

[uplatterme]

why am i always surrounded by archi majors and law students?

[the-poppy-outie-effect]

People will be like 'oh you still have tumblr? I thought that was DEAD like that site is ANCIENT what's even left on there anymore' and then every meme they have ever shared on any social media site is a tumblr screenshot

[lock-my-feelings-in-a-jar]

[koobiie]

shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this

[miametropolis]

and what if I told you nine was less afraid of love than ten. what then.

[princehendir]

I also think that all the "um okay knives out & glass onion were good. Wrap it up now" posts are so funny. You're tripping if you think there's not going to be at least five Benoit Blanc films lol

[so-many-ocs]

[on the verge of having a complete breakdown] i need to make some kind of list or perhaps sort things into categories

[alocalfrog]

Can you imagine suing Boeing and coming home to find Boeing's faulty plane parts washed up in your backyard?