#what in the romance novel cover is this
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THEY JUST CANT HELP THEMSELVES

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With his slutty open shirt and steed, Dorian would be right at home on the cover of a romance novel 😂
#critical role#critrole#critrole memes#bells hells#bell's hells#dorian storm#orym of the air ashari#cr orym#dorym#dorian x orym#orym x dorian#romance novels#book cover#cr memes#cr shitpost#courtesy of me#cr campaign three#crit role#critrole meme#cr3#cr c3#no idea what this book is or who the author is#so if either are awful#don't get on my ass about it
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things i’m going crazay about today: the illustrations in the he who drowned the world illumicrate cover
(artist is glassbearer on ig)
#what’s sending me into hysterics is wANG??? ultimate twinkification 😭😭#i only recognized from his trademark horrid lettuce gown & faggy peach signaling#the difference between how i imagine/draw him and this is so nebfjsjfkwrkjsj#like to me he’s a tired dude with permanent eye bags and a caffeine addiction that started at age 9#he’s barely 30 and looks 50 bc every day he wakes up in a torture nexus of his own making#being a straight faggot is hard work but someone has to do it#and is the other guy the third prince??? would make sense tbh but shouldn’t he be in his late teens#ig performative masculinity also ages you#(if i’m wrong and that’s esen PUT SOME BEEF ON MY MAN)#k rant over pushing this aside to tunnelvision on ZHU AND OUYANG#WHY ARE THEY DRAWN LIKE THEY’RE IN THE COVER OF A CAMPY ROMANCE NOVEL I LOVE IT#OUYANG SLUTTED OUT WHILE SUFFERING OH HES GETTING THE 15th CENTURY ART SAINT TREATMENT. AS HE SHOULD#love the benis metaphor of it all too he’s on his knees holding zhu’s sword i know what you are#zhu baby u look gorjus no notes#slay#anyway both /pos and /neg this sure is making me feel shrimp emotions lmfao#the radiant emperor#send post
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*appreciative gay sounds*
Ooooooh!
See now this fucks.
It’s a bit of a treat to get a cover like this that’s so BEAUTIFUL and DELICATE and actually include characters not directly involved in the plot anymore. It’s like BONUS ART: Fai and Kamui in a tender and deadly gothic vampire embrace for no particular reason :D
And we LOVE to see it!
I love the fragile looking archway behind them. It looks very Art Nouveau (I say, guessing. Please correct me) and the pose between Fai and Kamui could EASILY be on a romance novel. And in fact it SHOULD be!
We get some stunning visual contrasts, like the dark sweep of Kamui’s cape looking demonic in nature, like bat wings - which, like, vampire - but the thin white arch behind him ALSO spreads out behind him like it could be wings. Or even better, it forms more of a halo - a complete circle above his head in thin white lines. The contrast in the angelic and the demonic really speak to his role in the narrative a couple of times over; he protected Acid Tokyo but purely out of self interest; he's a dick to everyone, which is frowned upon, but he does it to protect Subaru, which is understandable; he killed Syaoran but he saved Fai; even the act of saving Fai was technically a bad thing, turning him into a vampire, but it was the only way he would stay alive, which was what we wanted!
That contrast continues into Fai’s pose here as well. He’s within the circle of Kamui’s arms, which is traditionally a place of affection or protection, but here it’s almost predatory with Fai as the prey. There's a clear indication of danger laced throughout every inch of it. Kamui’s nails stretch out in front of Fai in a way that COULD be protective, but also form a cage he will never be able to escape from, and the nail of his index finger trails SO CLOSE to Fai’s throat it could kill him with a slight twitch. The nails of his left hand also trail across the wing of his coat, becoming the traditional veins that you would see in bat wings and completing the metaphor of the monstrous. Fai, too, plays with this dichotomy - his head is tilted upwards towards Kamui, neck exposed, in a pose natural for a lover, or for someone giving access to their neck, like the vampire’s victim he is. The clear shadow across his neck (The ONLY shadow in the cover) shows just how close he is to harm, indicates the exact danger this pose puts him in, and yet we can also see him clutching at Kamui’s arm - not hard but gently, coaxing, guiding. Then again the closer I look I think the line of Kamui’s arm is actually a little bit further to the left, which might indicate that Fai is actually holding his waist, which is even more intimate again.
All in all it’s FANTASTIC, it’s GORGEOUS, I want this as a gothic creepy tapestry I hang in a castle somewhere while lightning strikes somewhere in the distance.
Oh and the splash text, where is that.
The flowing blood whispered
even if you'll defy your own destiny
protect that person --
Which slams home the theme on BOTH of these two - how much of their own intended fate they sacrifice for the people they choose to devote themselves to. But, when combined with the art, just how much this devotion and protection can actually add it's own inherent form of danger, even if they aren't aware. Kamui's protectiveness of Subaru is HARDLY balanced after all, and Fai's devotion to Sakura leads his curse to killing her. Then again, you could easily say the same thing for Sakura, who chose to put herself INTO that danger DELIBERATELY to save the people she cared for.
And so the complicated feelings and consequences that come from "protecting" someone continue to swirl around in the moral grey.
#Oooh I love the CLAMP sensibilities#What would the name of this romance novel be#I need to know#Liveblogging the reservoir chronicle#Tsubasa#Vol 187#Fai#Hey look its kamui#CLAMP out here producing the most extreme gender envy for free#CLAMP also out here giving the most egregious ship bait unprompted#CLAMP really woke up and chose sexy vampire gothic romance novel cover and then SERVED#We don’t deserve CLAMP
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Me (then, foolish, unenlightened): I don't understand shipping two characters who have never met in canon, I mean what is there to even go off of?
Me (now, wiser, cursed with knowledge): I need Anrakyr the Traveler and Thaszar the Invincible to make out right this second or I will explode
#necrons#wh40k#anrakyr the traveler#thaszar the invincible#no you don't understand#the thematic parallels and contrasts#two exiles one chosen one forced#one a wanderer one returned#um...they are both good with machines#and fly around on ships#Idk what Thaszar looks like but Anrakyr is dressed like the heroine on a harlequin romance novel cover and Thaszar is a pirate king#think of how hot the art would be
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Naked man stepback/cover of the day is appropriately autumnal in Johanna Lindsey’s Until Forever, with a Viking warrior hurtled forward in time and sworn to satisfy the (professor) heroine’s every desire because back in the 90s we understood what mattered in fiction
#romance novel blogging#romance novels#on the inside cover publishers weekly is quoted saying it’s HIGH QUALITY ENTERTAINMENT#bro…. What happened
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i want,,, magnus and alex bookstore dates!!! them just browsing the shelves, criticizing books that are clearly biased, alex reading excerpts of random books out loud to magnus and doing the voices, magnus showing some of his favourite comic issues to alex and (attempting) to do the voices. of course they have to make it competitive at some point so there's also a hidden quest: alex has to find a new comic for magnus to read and magnus has to find a book for alex that she'll like. it turns caothic very fast. sometimes magnus ends up with comics about fart jokes sometimes he gets really good ones. alex almost always ends up with some random novel because magnus is too afraid of giving her something in the romance section and fantasy as a genre is banned on the basis that "we deal with all that on the daily, provide me some good escapism, chase". they go for falafels and coffee after<3
#why is thay on ur shelf#idk i just love them smm#id like to imagine alex getting magnus paper girls or some new dc runs magnus hasnt had the time to read since being dead#and magnus in turns spends HOURS turning covers stressing sweating because he wants to give alex a novel that shell enjoy#but also... but also what if he gives her a romance novel and she mocks him for it???#(she's gonna mock him for whatever book he picks either way)#the first time he does give her a romance book it's one of those trashy wattpad novels and alex bites her tongue hard enough to draw blood#on one hand... she hates it. on the other... magnus is Finally being more forward with his advances#mallory is like alex throws a pot at her head#alex fierro#magnus chase#mcatgoa#mcga#fierrochase
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so @a-literal-toaster-wtf is having incredible ideas with a Rimster ghost AU and I just- if I could eat it I could. Unfortunately I can’t so all i can do is fanart
(Click for better quality, and alt image desc) The lyrics at the top are from The Chain - Fleetwood Mac, idk I just thought they fit lol. textless version under the cut!
#Getting romance novel cover vibes from this lol#Looking for literally any content for this au like WHERE IS IT BITCH WHERE IS IT /ref#I’ll make my own it’s fine#But toast I absolutely love your designs I had to draw them#Also any fanart you do of the cat?? He absolutely slays in your style you draw him so well#red dwarf#rimmer#arnold rimmer#lister#arnold rimmer fanart#dave lister#rimmer fanart#my art#david lister#david lister fanart#dave lister fanart#lister fanart#red dwarf fanart#can you tell I don’t know what tags to use lol#rimster#rimster fanart#rimster ghost au
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The way I hit request so fast (here's the link)

#i swear to god some reviewers have the most braindead takes#and yet they continue to get approved#how did this person not know what they were getting into when they requested a book with this cover and this premise#it literally says#TRIUMPHANTLY BLACK AND QUEER#the bigotry in romance spaces is real#romance novels#contemporary romance
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Roses
#Diarmune Rhet-Khas#If he was on the cover of a romance novel#this is exactly what he would wear#ffxiv screenie
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i miss when this website was about explicit gay sex fanart. what is even the point anymore.
#i miss when i would be casually scrolling through my dashboard and out of nowhere be hit with the most detailed drawing of precum ever made#making art of queers sucking and fucking is truly at the heart of this website 💔#viewing images of fictional lesbians going absolutely sloppy mode on each other at 11:45 am is literally what this website was MADE FOR#i need to see a bisexual man be topped by a bisexual woman in an art style that can only be described as YA romance novel cover
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I wish I were a good pose maker. I'd be making the most niche bullshit you can imagine
#i want the lesbian smug face on boobas meme as a sims 4 pose#less of a want#more of a NEED#also poses based off paintings#poses also based off smutty 80s romance novel covers#unmm what else exists in my mind i can put here in the tags#oh for sure some based off weird fiction magazines#aaaand ballet poses#those too#thars all off the top of my head#🌹
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I think da2 is how it is partially because of Varric's narration, but the visuals are provided by Cassandra's imagination, so let's start to share the blame for Hawke's oiled biceps and Bethany's boobs shall we
#spritz is kicking in#there's a filter to the filter#and one of those filters is clearly thirsty af#ignore me I just hate the 'haha varric is a man of course he's describing his bffs little sister like that' implications#big yikes#let me joke around it :'D I so hate the idea so thinking of cassandra using her huge knowledge of cheap romance novel covers-#to create very exaggerated character traits in her head makes me laugh because it's just normal?? we all have types and things and our mind#makes up for what we can't see#and being a fan of the genre she probably made up stuff too#and varric totally took advantage of it lol
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got my nanowrimo project set up at the last possible second, finally!! as always, if you're also writing this year let's be friends ♡
#extremely half-assed project load-out this time lol. placeholder title last-second summary etc#it's not even really a romance novel but i wanted to see that cover again so i added it. It Is What It Is#also kind of intended to change my icon / header this year but didn't get around to it so Low Quality Gin persists. my boy <3#txt
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there are a bunch of things I want to draw but I can't decided what
#hablaty#I might run a poll if I can't make up my mind by tomorrow#I kinda wanna draw shitty romance novel covers with Gaura and the boys like the very good farmer cover that I drew way back when#I wanna draw Pallegina... that's it idk what she might be doing I just wanna draw her#I wanna redraw the in a roman osteria painting but with the deadfire gang#I wanna draw my main PoE 1 gang#I wanna draw Berci with Corvus#I wanna draw merman Berci for mermay#I wanna draw that shippy billboard meme with Kitt#I wanna draw Kitt sniping#I wanna draw Gaura in her battle-forged form#...so yeah I'm paralyzed by indecision#lmk if you're interested in either of these lol or idk
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one of my favorite first date questions is "do your tattoos have meaning?" to which I must say "well, this one sorta does because I like X, but to be real Chris this giant-ass 3/4 sleeve depicting a Greek goddess in an art nouveau style was something I randomly decided to embark on over a two-year period and my only input was 'draw me what you like'"
#romance novel blogging#'what was your first one?'#oh it's this mildly meh but not overly bad thing i got bc my mom was getting my dad's name covered up and i accompanied her#and i went 'i should get a tattoo' and she went (again during a cover up) YES! GREAT!
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