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I love how Normal my Bardlock Tav has decided that Wyll is because They Are Not lmao
#bg3#baldur's gate 3#wyll ravengard#bg3 wyll#romancing him again#it's hilarious because their whole context is the Outer City and its lawlessness and navigating it#so while they might have respected the line Ulder Ravengard held they were also a total anarchist and ACAB about it#I love thinking about the unintentional fallout of their initial efforts#being initiated into the Upper City for surveillance under art traffickers (maybe leading to Ulder's kidnapping? Dramz.)#then Tadfooled and immediately yeets themself into chaos#holy shit they are somehow Scorpia from SPOP with education#“SING! DANCE! I'M A SPY!”#lmfao#what a loser ily#also bruv this is why the poly works#see they are a better and worse prospect than Astarion lmao#“Father I come home with two problematic fiances”#“The horns are the least of your problems c:”
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I really love that hua cheng tries really hard with his "cool persona" while every object/animal that is tied to his emotions is like "HI XIE LIAN HEY HI ITS SO GOOD TO SEE YOU IM SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU XIE LIAN" when interacting with xie lian
#huacheng: he cant know much of a loser i am for him#eming: WHAT IF HE HATES US OMG OMG DOES XIE LIAN HATE ME????? FUCK DOES HE???????#tgcf#heaven official's blessing#hua cheng ily so much
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yOu'Re gOiNg fOr a LiTeR? | "Habs react to Quebec Maple facts", 10.22.24
#guys this is not becoming a regular thing this is just the mental illinois breaking through but ALSO I SAW THIS AND SCREAMEDDDDD#they did this For Me. those are all my guys. like yes yes we know about xhekovský but that’s my adopted austrian son david reinbacher!!!#that’s my baby goalie carey price time travel cowboy son cayden primeau!!!! and i just LOVE that they were like#‘yeah so one of them is gonna be a bitch in both pairs. & yeah we’re gonna make them lose.’ & i am HERE for it. you know the media day vid#where they asked all of them who was brat on the team and like 75% said slaf which we all KNEW? yes. correct. even more evidence godddd#also empathize so much with him because i hate feeling stupid & he is notably like. a very smart guy w/good awareness of broader society#and sorry to get like this on a silly little post i’m about to fanfiction-ify before i have xhekovský hours but so much of this goes back#to the xenophobia in the nhl and how we treat players (not only that. people in north am/west tbh) whose first language is not english#and degrade/discredit them and their intelligence by virtue of their multilingualism and how we even think about multilingualism as a whole#e.g. the sense that certain languages are perceived as more ‘valuable’ capital/the support that SHOULD be there for language learning simpl#is not from what i can tell in the nhl so even if you wanted to foster an environment of intercultural competency they’re doing nothing to#support it. the stories!! of so many guys! reliant solely upon their teammates for basic necessities! WHERE is your language acquisition#programming. sorry the linguistics language and culture attempted to jump out there & i am not conveying what i want to say at ALL. anyway#juraj's slow descent into madness as u can SEE him visibly getting more & more over it & done is my roman empire. like he's having fun#at first he's laughing 'what is this whiskey?' & i AM thinking that toothy little grin at arber with the jerkoff hand motion about the mapl#syrup only taking a few minutes to come (out) was a dig. lord knows arber deserved it with his shorts pulled all the way up like GOD the me#you put here to wear slutty little 3" shorts live in cold CANADA and have to cover up their thigh tattoos. what a travesty. and the amount#of THIGH in this video i- biting. arber's hairy legs slaf's manspreading more as he gets frustrated & arber teases him i. and DAVID????#on a completely different note cayden with his face covered is giving me INTENSE brainworms i have the most unhinged storylines for him#AND THE BRYNDZOVE HALUSKYYYY everything past 2:00 is gold. david's tired sighs. slaf hating it here. arber having the time of his life#'taste' 'that's not an advantage' DAVID kill him. 'maple syrup specialist... normal guy 🤷' slaf you are the WORST loser and ily for it#arber defending his wife w/his life... juraj's the smartest guy in the room & arber's on his leash about it. it goes both ways (to be cont)#juraj slafkovský#arber xhekaj#david reinbacher#cayden primeau#montreal canadiens#i'm xhekovský posting leave me alone i'm also *****
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fe3h/asoiaf crossover au where the mittlefrank opera does a production of the dance of the dragons. dorothea is alicent ofc and she manages to get edelgard on board as rhaenyra. they lean fully into the toxic yuri tragedy and there’s not a dry eye in the house at the end of the night
#this is so dumb but it’s funny to me#hubert is larys and it’s scary how well he does#claude is criston because i can’t stop thinking about how no matter where they are they’ll always be percieved as an outsider#i’m totally normal about them it’s fine#marianne would be helaena#thinking about how they’re both doomed to commit suicide :))))) i’m totally normal about it#dimitri is aemond. he’s got the eyepatch and everything#aemond burning the riverlands like kill every last one of them#wait actually maybe felix would be better#sylvain would be aegon??? maybe???#ashe is daeron. the only normal targtower#yuri is daemon because again. cunty. but i also think he could pull off the depressed loser vibes daemon has#i don’t have anyone for rhaenyra’s kids sorry#also rhea as mysaria. just for a little rheagard. as a treat#(not for me but i see the vision etc etc)#throwing that in for my rheagard mutual if you’ve read this far. ily#aaaaaaaand gilbert as vizzy t because whew lord are you a bad father#wait also seteth as otto bc my mans is TIRED#gritting his teeth every time they have to do the part where otto pimps out his daughter because Holy Shit What the Fuck i would Never
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chat how do u make someone txt u back...
#sids ass acts like im one of his side hoes KYSSSS girl#takes hrs to resp u mf looooooserrrr#he be msgn me and spamming me to resp quick but cant to me what a Loser#slash jay love. him. ig#he needs to be more Online hes so lame ugshhsjj#post#mae mention#teehee my tummy no longer aches#myheart yearns for my gf.. come back stinkabutt....................#chat i will actually Die if i dont get to say gn to her#ending my life everytime i dont say At Least gm gn to my favz#omg one time right i was dating this person bc i just kinda went along w them saying they liked me cs i was young and we wouldnt talk for#weeks at a time and only said gm gm hi hi ily ilyt gn gn and quite literally Only interacted thru a rp server#i think he cheated on me too idk i forgor but we still have each other added on disc and snap#it was soo funny bc b4 i broke up w them we didnt talk for like 4 months bc they were ghosting me and when i came back they were like#thjning we were still 2gthr and i eventually broke it off w rhem after that cs how ru not gonna put effort into talking to me#it was skype. thats so easy#like i totez get not liking a Certain Writing App's dming system but. come on. skype........ viber.. etc...#i do Not like their ass help!#11pm i need to. kissgirl#i am not a kiss boy
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angell,,,sanya,,,?!?!?!? i think idk!!! I dont do trad very ofren but tjis was fun and silly
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side note i was and sstill amm listening to footnote. the rntire time ive been drawieng this. so 4 like an hour nd a half. on loop. 🍽
ANOTHER SIDE NOTE. I made this in my garage where my dad works 4 his. youtube channell... & he does art too,,, so thats y the bg is js flugus art.. a ton.. !!! check my papa out guys 😝😝
TRIPLE SIDE NOTE!! 💋 ok bye
#pafl#pafl sanya#my art#i keep forgetting 2 tag my art whenever i draw stuff#idk what this is if im beint honest i js wanted 2 draw sanya#with multiple eyes.#IDK!!!!#parties are for losers#art#ferry#coloringt this was a pain but suprisingly none of my pens ran out of ink mid color!!!#there was a frog behind me while i was drawing this#i think i will name him georg#say hi 2 him 🐸#he cant understadn u he's a frog u doofus#ok bye ily
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Me: Ah I love my new and completely unique DND character, Larkleaf-
My new and definitely not entirely unique DND character Larkleaf: Bitch you just mixed Moonshine Cybin and Beverly Toegold V from naddpod into one character and called it a day. Fuck off
Me: she's so cute and silly
#You know I've been listening to too much naddpod lately when I accidentally make my character based off two of my favorite characters#ILY larkleaf you stupid loser I hope you get your knot tying patch back (it was taken away after she tied the woodscout troup leader to a#tree in protest.#Protest of what? She refuses to disclose
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avon and stringer's final night together on the balcony... avon saying hed never think theyd get here, recalling a shared moment of their childhood thats like such a tell all for their dynamic lol. two project kids running from the cops cuz stringer stole a badminton set, avon's clowning stringer tall goofy ass running but hes running with him still- only for avon to realize just when they got away- we dont even much got a yard! 😭😭😭 stringer chasing the ivory tower of capital trying to escape the brick walls of govt housing and avon following, even if he thinks stringer is wrong, but sympathizing w his desire to escape. cuz they mud brothers. but its not like that anymore. aint been like that btwn them for a good min now. avon’s double speak w “it’s just us, mf” cuz its not just them no more. its never been. its so much bigger. its systemic racism creating such a sad state of affairs where a generational crime family in government housing thrives under the drugs created by, sold to& pushed by smalltime kids w/ the approval & supervision of The Man(tm). where boys sell poison to their own and become men at the age of 12. the enforcers of the system only clean u up when ur no longer convenient to their ends, and as u die or languish in prison, more boys come to replace u. what marlo said — aint no point being the king when he always getting his crown snatched off his fucking head. well da king aint no king brah, hes a glass puppet swapped out every few years. stringer broke the code by orchestrating d’lo’s death. stringer broke the code by wanting to be above the enforcer, and not the big timer ona block. avon made the call to have mouzone& omar take stringer’s life. avon wanted his corners, but he also wanted his family too. u can only have 1 as the king man. stringer ratted on avon to put him behind bars once again. they both know this is the last night of their lives, made elders at a mere 32, yet avon reminisces, saying just dream w me & stringer saying we aint gotta dream no more man… [cuz the dream was only allowed to ever get this far. time to wake up and take care a business]
#yn.#I read all 4 fics of them& i want all these fans handles for making STRINGER THE SENTIMENTAL LOSER … WHEN AVON BARKSDALE EXISTS#handled* not handles lol#the best fic a fkin gen fic oh my days💔💔💔💔#b&b#yes their virulently homophobic yes their friendship is my favorite thing on this show. omar ily & im sorry for what happened to brandon#the wire#stringer bell#avon barksdale
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Haiii hello :3 I’m back again with more stsg thoughts !! So,, I feel like we can all recognise that teen stsg are complete and utter losers BUT there are quite a few scenes in the anime that make it obvious that the both of them are capable of being serious to protect people when it’s necessary.. and it made me think of how they would react if you got seriously injured hmmm HMMMMM (this totally isn’t yummy to me because I wanna see feral protective stsg…. Totally…..) or maybe it’s a lil like when Toji told sugu that he killed satoru hhhh … like ur all on a mission together and u get separated somehow and satoru is like “where tf did y/n go 🙁🙁” and whoever they’re fighting comes outta nowhere like “oh I killed th-“ 💥💥💥💥💥💥 ‘n it turns out you’re just a little injured 😭😭 but I feel like they’d be sooo dramatic and worried about you :( and satoru “jokes” that now they won’t be able to leave u alone incase u get injured again…he’s just gonna have to keep an eye on u and protect u forever and ever (he means it) and sugu js goes full mother mode like he’s forcing u to stay in bed, makes you soup, reminds u to take pain meds and listens to every word of advice the doctor gives to help u recover from the injury 💔💔 hrherh I know this wasn’t as long as my usual asks but I thought it was cute and I’ve been thinking about the stupid losers all day… can’t wait to see the sashisu thing uve been working on too !! I love them sooo much I know shoko doesn’t get much love in this fandom :( loser boys (stsg) taking up too much of the spotlight smh…. Move outta the way…. It’s bae shokos turn…. (Joke I still love stsg💔) but she’s my cute tired loser wife with a coffee addiction and I hold her very dear to my heart she’s my princess with a disorder (the disorder is depression) hehe I hope u have a wonderful day/night/whatever time it is for uuu !! — stsg anon !! 💗🌸
had to go into pixlr to make this r u proud of me…. HEHEH STSG ANON MY SWEETIE my number one supplier of treats <33333 i loveloveloveeee feral protective stsg…. ure so real…… they’re both wolfboys at heart i think .
but ohhhh u always get them perfectly….. toru joking around to lighten to mood (but he’s actually not joking at all) while sugu goes mother hen mode……… :((( they’re both sooo so worried. there’s nothing they wouldn’t do to protect u!!!….. one scenario i keep thinking of is reader falling down a set of stairs or slipping on a patch of ice when it’s cold n slippery outside…. and spraining their ankle… so stsg has to take care of them and they’re both just. Wrecks. bc they feel sooo guilty and they hate seeing u in pain….. i imagine that it’d hit sugu extra hard so toru tries to be more serious and mature than usual to make up for it!! idk i just feel like sugu is especially prone to blaming himself over things like this :((( even if it wasn’t his fault at all…. and he tries to distract himself from the shame by tending to u like a baby chick. makes u food and carries u around the house…. sits u down on his lap and tries to distract u from the way his eyes gloss over w tears bc he can’t stop looking at the cast on ur foot and he just feels so incredibly guilty :((((((((….. sniffle. i wanna hug him.
i got carried away phfkdjkdkf BUT I LOVE YOUUU STSG ANON and i love this concept sm…….. they’re both papabears :((( i feel like satoru gets a lot more serious when you’re injured, while suguru gets more meek than usual…. it’s kind of a reversal of their usual roles but it’s great bc they balance each other out !! :3 like. in the scenario above i feel like satoru might get frustrated bc they told you to be careful not to slip on the ice or whatever but suguru is there to remind him that you’re in pain and that it was an accident :(( and when it’s a more minor injury i think suguru is the one to get slightly condescending bc why would you go out into the rain without a jacket?? /obviously/ you’d catch a cold, dummy. and satoru is there to defend your honour with his life LMAO…… they’re sooo so silly.
ALSOOOO STSG ANON ….. i’m so glad that ure excited for the sashisu fic 😭😭😭 that made me so happy!!! i agree sm, shoko is sooo underrated she’s my little meow meow i love her sm :((
she’s my cute tired loser wife with a coffee addiction and I hold her very dear to my heart she’s my princess with a disorder (the disorder is depression)
YOU’RE SO REALLLLL PDHFJJDJF MY BEAUTIFUL PRINCESS WITH A DISORDER <3…. i knew i could trust u stsg anon, she’s SUCH a loser and we don’t talk abt it enough smh. she’s literally soooo similar to stsg like they’re all the same… soft sappy silly little losers…… oh how i love them so <33
#THANK U FOR THE FOOD BELOVED i hope u have a wonderful day/night too :33#it’s pretty late where i am but im gonna stay up a lil longer hehe#ALSOOOO STSG ANON pls dw abt the lenght of ur asks!! there’s never ever any pressure for u to send in long asks/stsg asks/anything at all!#ily and appreciate u always <333 it’s always fun talking to u no matter what!!!!!#but sighhh. feral stsg…. they make me so insane….. 😵💫😵💫😵💫#wolfboys truly. they’re Scary when they’re mad but they’d never be like that w u :((#but like. if someone were to catcall u….. or if a creep was talking to u…… ohhhh Boy#they can and WILL intimidate the hell out of said creep and probably scare u in the process LMAO#but then they’re back to being ur silly soft losers and it’s like ???? WHO R U ?#i love them so bad thank u for being insane abt them w me stsg anon#ask tag ✩#stsg anon !! ✩
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i still can’t fathom how i managed to become mutuals with some of the coolest people ever, like… hello?
#did you overlook how big of a loser i am#or is that what intrigued you in the first place?#absolutely not even remotely close to cool enough for you#my cringe fail personally luring in some cool people <3#enrapturing#it’s like you can’t look away from the disaster happening <3#aka me#ily <3#/lh /j#» confidential
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more oc content bc...... wings.......
meet aslan :]]] he's a traveling bard from the city of old margress!! a charming and soft-spoken little dude when he's not performing
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terrified for how large the number on that post may be by tomorrow please don't give me any more notes. go give my friends' art more notes please and thank you <3
#I would @ them but i get nervous about @ing people in posts#eh whatever#go follow indy ind1c0lite makes some baller ace attorney art like seriously go look at their stuff right now I'm begging you)#go follow boba theyaoiparable (makes kickass tsp art like seriously. mwah. and all the effort they put into their art??? bro. go follow the#go follow parker oasisofgalaxies (my baby brother. my cringe fail loser king Love them dearly. they are funny and they are bad at games <3)#go follow wild uptheantares (not... entirely sure what they go by online but i've known them for years and their art is super good ily wild#go follow juno widdendream5 (once again!! kickass art!! They're super chill too. I think rn they're working on a slenderman project??)#i apologize i have not been keeping up too well but i know they're working on it with melody cryptidmelody and jade i-maybe-exist#who are also both lovely people by the way#god i hope this isn't crossposting a bunch of things#i'm so sorry to whomever might be looking for things and finds this post i'm so sorry#lets see whom else...#go follow class classcryptid!!! they are super cool and chill and i love thme#i am repeating myself i'm sorry i love my friends so much ;-;#oh god i cannot remember err's username it's something that is not related to what i call them at all....#FOUND IT!!#follow err adamaniline-blog very cool. very awesome. Love them so much#i need to go to bed#but before i forget#ALSO FOLLOW FISH COPEPODS#cool blogger. banger ass blog and also a fish in real life#oh yes yes! and!!!#follow indrid im-still-a-robot coolest motherfucker alive fr fr#oklay#that devolved at the end#but i love my friends gnight <3
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sorry but i just remembered this thing that happened two years ago my brother befriended this dude and since he was my YOUNGER brother I had to basically chaperone him wherever he went-so when he'd go to hang out with the dude i'd be there but because I'm nice and don't wanna embarrass him i never said anything about me being there so he doesn't set anything on fire and like. not trying to be mean but i didn't particularly like the guy he was homophobic and i was a closeted lesbian at the time but i looked straight n stuff but i wouldn't talk to him unless he talked to me y'know? and then one day i was babysitting my neighbor because it was his birthday and he had a big birthday party and the parents were busy so i was at the fence with him looking at the flowers and he came up and struck a conversation and since mama didn't raise no rude ass bitch i didn't ignore him but i kept dropping social cues that i had to go. and eventually he picked up on one but before he left he went "ayo mamas lemme get yo number" and i was extremely caught off guard at that. for obvious reasons. and I said why then he said something along the lines of wanting to talk to me in private away from my brother and 'hitting me up' so I said no of course and he kept insisting so finally I just told him we weren't friends and that he didn't need to talk to me in private. then he got offended but i haven't interacted with him since so that's a total fucking win for me
...Ray you absolutely DOMINATED there. Epic win for lesbians. You're a hero, a champion, an absolute beast. Screw that guy, creepazoid ☠️
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as someone who had extensively (though not comprehensively i will admit) listened to both wtnv and dndads... (like i have been to both live shows) i think it would be the funniest if they tied but also i am a glenn stan through and through now so vote glenn please 💪🙏🤘
Sexiest Podcast Character — Round 8|Ζ (Final Round)
EDIT: Carlos the Scientist is from Welcome to Night Vale.
#okay but hear me out#im imagining a wtnv dndads crossover now#like maybe when glenn gets his heart exploded#he just appears in night vale#and carlos or cecil brings him home#like the sad wet pathetic loser he is (affectionate) (lustful even)#and carlos is like FASCINATED by this apparent other dimension he's never heard of#and he makes it his mission to try to get him back there#but in the mean time they nurse him back to health (his heart exploded after all but night vale is crazy so maybe they could fix it somehow)#and then they team up to find a way to get him back to his dimension#vis a vis hell and reuniting him with his son#and meanwhile glenn teaches esteban how to shred on the guitar#idk i am on the brink of just going ahead and writing this fanfic regardless of how this turns out#dndads#yes i know i have reblogged this post so many times already#what of it#im hardcore glenn pilled now what can i say#also ily carlos dont get me wrong#dylan marron is hot too for what its worth
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HORRIBLE HORRIBLE SHOW HORRIBLE HORRIBLE EPISODE
#step by step the series#I NEED A MOMENT#MAN I HATE CLIFFHANGERS LIKE THIS#also jeng bestie get urself together at this point idek what conversations u were just daydreaming#ur so gay#and a simp#and a loser#ily#rambles#step by step ep 8
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Can I request a best friends brother touya plssss :)
Ur loser Touya who, canon to your fics, writes in a diary journal is so good and needs a comeback 😭💗
Okay thank you byyyyyeee :P
god i love todosiblings tomfoolery in touya fics!!!! ily anon thank u for loving this loser as much as i do
open up the door // touya todoroki
“Knock knock.” The voice interrupts yours and Fuyumi’s chatter from the other side of her bedroom door.
“What?” Fuyumi calls out, cueing Touya to poke his head through the cracked door, eyes meeting her before your own, in which you quickly darted away. “Can we help you?”
“Yeah, you can actually.” He returns the tone, fully swinging the door open, leaning against the frame. “I hear you losers giggling and shit from all the way down the hall. Don’t you think you two should shut up and go to sleep?”
You look him up and down, eyeing the stretched out flannel pajama pants hanging low on his hips and distressed band tee over his lanky frame. The glossy sheen over his eyes and the state of his hair made it apparent that he had just rolled out of bed, woken up from yours and Fuyumi’s night time antics and gossip.
“It’s barely 12am on a Friday night, Touya.” You cock your eyebrow at him. “Nothing more important to do than to bother us?”
“Tell me, Y/N, what exactly am I interrupting?” He walks into the room, being careful to step over the scattered containers of various beads, rolls of string, and a couple pairs haphazardly throw scissors laying across the floor. “Friendship bracelets? Are you guys 12?”
You were laying on the floor on your stomach as he approached you and stepped over you with a leg on each side. Touya leans down and looks past your head to see the unfinished bracelet in your hands.
“Whatcha spelling out, huh?”
“Fuck off.” You huff, slapping his calf to shoo him away.
“Leave us alone” Fuyumi groans. “We’re gonna go to sleep right now, okay?”
“Sleep, don’t sleep, I don’t give a fuck. Just be quiet. Especially you, loudmouth.” He flicks the back of your head before stepping over you towards the door, clicking it behind him.
You and Fuyumi meet each other’s eyes before simultaneously letting out an annoyed sigh.
“Sorry, you know how he is.” Fuyumi huffs. “He’s so annoying sometimes.”
You had a long standing relationship with the Todoroki family. Your friendship with Fuyumi flourished in middle school when you had accidentally snapped her glasses in half during gym class. Luckily, for you two, you were a wizard with duct tape which had not only effectively fixed her frames, but made you two inseparable since.
“Sometimes?” You scoff, beginning to shove the craft supplies to the side, making room for your floor mattress. “I was seriously planning on marrying into the family one way or another, but you gave me some shit options, Fuy. Introduce me to a cousin or something.
“Settle for him to be with me forever.” She sighs dramatically and shoots you a pout. “If you really loved me, you would.”
Another thing that lingered since you two were kids- the concept of setting you up with her older brother. The idea had always seemed so perfect for her. There you were, someone who got along with the family, the sister she never had, and most importantly, was “good enough” for her brother, who notoriously had a shitty dating history. However, Fuyumi’s fantasy quickly crumbled midway through high school, when Touya suddenly decided that he was too good for anyone- especially his little sister’s best friend.
“Touya’s a fucking prick, Fuy. I really do want to beat the fuck out of him, no joke, and I’m pretty sure the feelings are mutual.”
“Watch it!” She scolds you. “He’s not that bad, or at least not as bad as he used to be.”
“Not as bad? ‘Hey ugly’ is his go-to greeting for me. He acts like my presence is the most inconveniencing thing ever. If we're alone in the same room, he'll avoid me like the plague and then once there's anyone else around, suddenly he wants to annoy me at any given chance.”
“He’s going through a life crisis or something. Be nice.” She warns. “Or else I’ll kick both of your asses. Wake me if you’re up before me, okay? But only if it’s after 10am.” She yawns. “Goodnight.”
“Yeah whatever, g'night." You say and roll your eyes, knowing that you will definitely not be waking her up.
Now with the lights off and you two in your respective beds, all you could do is look up at the glow in the dark stars plastered to the ceiling, and think back on all of your interactions with Touya from the moment you met him to now- from your raging infatuation with him when you first met as children to the growing resentment and annoyance into your late teens.
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The glaring sunbeam peaking through the curtains hit you right in the eye, effectively waking you up from your deep sleep. Your phone reads 6:54AM. You mentally groaned to yourself before rolling out of your mattress, exiting the dark bedroom with a soft click of the door behind you. On an early Saturday morning like this, the Todoroki household had its rare moments of silent solitude
Padding your way to the bathroom, you were still in a drowsy state, eyes lidded, and the heaviness of a deep sleep weighing on your shoulders. Once the door shuts behind you, you lean against the kitchen sink and rub the sleepiness from your eyes,
"The fuck, Y/N?" The familiar voice snaps you awake. Your vision focuses on the figure standing near the shower. "You pervert, what do you think you're doing?" He exclaims with a growing amused smile.
"Jesus, Touya!" You exclaim, taking a step back against the door. "Ever use a fucking lock before?" You lowly huff, trying to keep your volume down.
"Why would I when no one's ever up this early? Don't you walk around with your eyes open?"
"I just woke up like two seconds ago." You groan. "Why are you just hanging out in the bathroom?"
"Well I was going to shower. Unless you're here to 'beat the fuck out of me?'" He leans against the wall, arms crossed.
"Listening in on our conversation? Who's the pervert now?" You furrow your eyebrows.
"Involuntarily, with your loud mouth and all." He takes a step closer, almost closing the gap and leaving just mere inches of space between you two. "Sounds like you don't like me very much, huh? What happened to that little crush in middle school?" He kept his voice low.
"Fizzled out a long time ago when you started thinking you were too cool for everyone." You press your finger against the middle of his chest. "You're full of yourself, stuck up, infuriating to be around, and you have no reason to not like me when we've known each other for damn near a decade. You're such a dick for no reason."
"You done?" His amused smile grew even wider, making the fury in your stomach grow stronger. "Because I don't have to explain shit to you."
You rub your face in your hands in frustration. "You know what you act like? A 13 year old who thinks being mean to his crush makes them like you back." You cross your arms, almost tip-toeing your way closer to his face. "That must be it, huh? Can't navigate your feelings?"
Touya bit the inside of his cheek.
Before he could retaliate with another venom filled comment, someone on the other side of the door was knocking. Had you two been so loud this early in the morning?
"Y/N?" You recognized the groggy voice. "Are you in there? Can I come in?"
You froze and quickly realized how the situation looked- you and Touya almost pressed up against each other in the bathroom. Alone. After you had just told her all about your disdain for her brother the night before.
You locked your eyes with him. He opened his mouth, ready to respond in your place, in which you quickly slammed your hand over his mouth, and the other on his shoulder. You start pushing him back towards the shower.
"Yeah! I'm in here, give me a second!" You called out over your shoulder.
"What are you doing?" He mouths, taking a step into the shower before he could trip over the ledge.
"Shut up." You whisper back, closing the shower curtain. "Stay." You warn.
You took a glance at yourself in the mirror, silently hoping Fuyumi doesn't notice your flushed cheeks.
"Sorry I was getting ready to shower. Was I being too loud?" You open the door to see her sleepy state of lidded eyes and tousled hair.
"No." She yawns. "I got a migraine, I just need my medication."
You step aside for her to dig through the medicine cabinet for a moment, sending subtle glances to the shower every now and then, hoping Touya doesn't decide to make an appearance.
"By the way," She mumbles. "I was serious about last night. Be nice to Touya, okay? You know he kinda has a crush on you."
"What?" You exclaim a bit too loudly, slapping your hand over your mouth.
She shushes you, putting her finger over her mouth. "You'll wake him. He's a light sleeper." She warns. "But yeah, Natsuo read his diary last week and told me. I think I kinda knew though, since he's so emotionally constipated." She softly chuckles, lightly shaking the migraine medication into her palm.
"What the fuck, Fuyumi?" Your mouth hung open. "Diary? You tell me this now?"
"Well I didn't realize how much you disliked him." She smiles. "Just thought you should know. We'll talk more later, though. I'm going back to sleep. Think about it, and have a good shower."
"Okay.. thanks." You mumble, closing the door behind her.
If you really wanted to, you could let yourself feel mortified for Touya and make an agreement to pretend like that conversation didn't just happen, but you could feel the disgusting pride and ego growing larger by the second as you digested this new information.
Touya rips the shower curtain to the side, stepping out of the shower with a new layer of blush dusted over his cheeks and his wide eyes filled with embarrassment.
"Shut up." He huffs, running a hand through his hair.
"Didn't say anything." You shrug, pressing your lips together to suppress a smirk.
"Keep it that way, then."
He begins to make his way towards the door, in which you promptly block with your body.
"Y/N. Move." He demands, one hand on the handle and the other pressed against the door next to your head.
"Guess I got you figured out after all. You write about me in your diary often?" Your let your smirk grow. "You'd have better luck if you were nicer to your crush, don't you think?"
You could see that pompous facade of his crumble by the second with the way he bit down on his lower lip, cheeks growing into a deeper shade of red, and eyes darting away to avoid your own.
"It's a fucking journal. Not a diary. Let me out. I'm going to go smother that fucking brat with his own pillow."
"Why don't we unpack this here, instead?" You lean back onto the door, preventing him from pulling it open. "If you like me so much, why are you such a dick?"
A beat of silence passes as he releases a long sigh.
"I-" He starts, staring down at you with a sheepish expression. "don't mean to be an asshole. I just get nervous, okay?" His voice falters towards the end.
You cock an eyebrow at him. "Nervous? How does that make sense or justify anything?"
"Because I can't think straight whenever you're around. Which is all the fucking time."
You didn't think far enough ahead as to how you could navigate this. You questioned if this could even be considered a confession or where things would go between you two when you eventually let him out of the bathroom.
"We were fine when we were kids, though?"
"I didn't like you when we were kids." He huffs.
"So a few years ago? When you started acting like an ass?"
"I guess." He mutters. "Can you move over now?"
"I give you one chance." You cross your arms.
"Huh?"
"To apologize, confess and ask me out. Properly."
"Right now?" His eyes widened, mouth gaped open.
"Yup, or forever hold your peace and watch me get with one of your cousins or something."
"You'd actually go out with me?" He asks under his breath.
"Ask me and find out." You shrug.
He pressed his lips together, continuing to stare down at you with furrowed brows- of course you stared back in annoyance. You thought that he already had the easy way out, thanks to Fuyumi, so this hesitation only made you more anxious.
A voice in the back of your head had started pounding through the front. It was your 10 year old self. They're making your stomach twist in anticipation. They're making your heart race. They're making your hands clam up. They're hoping he'd do it.
But he wasn't.
"Okay, guess not then. I'm leaving." You suddenly blurt out, turning to grab the handle.
"Wait." He places his hand over the door frame, preventing it from pulling open. "Give me a fucking second okay? I feel like I can barely breathe."
He puts both hands on your shoulder, expelling a long breath of air to the side. You tense at the sudden physical contact, feeling the warmth of the palms of his hands melt into you.
"I'm sorry for being a dick to you. I'm sorry for not knowing how to act around you. I'm not sure I deserve it, but can you... give me a chance?" He spills out through clenched teeth, all in one breath.
His face was still flushed and expression was almost pained. You knew you backed him up in a corner but if he had this crush for a few years, was he ever planning on telling you?
"I know you had a crush on me when we first met as kids, and I know you definitely don't anymore, but if you want to give me a chance then I guess that would be.. cool." He sheepishly says, sucking in the inside of his cheek.
"You guess?" You cock your head to the side.
"You're fucking killing me, Y/N. That's seriously the best I can do at 7am right now." He deadpans. "Yes or no- before I start panicking."
You pause for a moment, taking in the weight of his hands on your shoulder and intense eye contact.
"I'll go out with you."
"Really?" His eyes widen, and grip tightening. "After everything? You will?"
You nod your head, slightly taken off guard by his surprise.
"Cool. Cool. Okay." He takes a step back, bringing his hands back to his side and shoving them in his pajama pants pocket, giving you space to take your exit. "Um. I'll keep you updated on that date then? When I figure it out?" He sheepishly rubs the back of his neck.
"Cool." You say, still standing idly.
"Cool." He responds, pressing his lips together in a tight line
"Don't make it weird, okay?" You huff. "I don't want to tell Fuy yet."
"No weirdness here." He awkwardly smiles, now fiddling with the hem of his shirt.
"Okay we're done here." You teasingly roll your eyes. "You're being weird, so I'm leaving. See you in a few hours, loser."
You two exchanged shy smiles and glances before you made your exit, letting out an audible breath of air after shutting the door behind you. Later that morning, after his shower and getting ready for the day, Touya would find a beaded bracelet hanging on his bedroom's door handle, reading "T O U Y A < 3" in which he slipped over his wrist and would glance down at all day, reminding himself not to fuck it up.
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