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This was just a random idea I had. In my brain Central Jersey is the Jersey that shows the most, problem is is since CJ is so...let's go with disconnected, with the rest of the country he gets overwhelmed, and sure North could just switch in and South could do the same if they all wanted to scare the others with a southern accent that has the slang of the California coast, but watching a place that doesn't exist (it totally does btw) is way funnier.
Besides, by now all the other states that aren't the OG13 think that New Jersey has brown-looks red in certain light-eyes and it would scare the devil out of 'em if they see the red eyes that North actually has (and considering it's HIS body, it is far to tempting).
Also is it obvious that I love the idea that it's the Jersey's and not just Jersey, like I live here, if it's one singular state then I'm from Pennsylvania (I may have been born there but I sure as heaven ain't from there). Jersey would be three different states if we wanted to be associated with the rest of the country more than we already are, that and we may not agree on things but we don't HATE each other, we leave that for the rest of the country (plus let's be real, central wouldn't exist and then what would north and south argue about?)
Anyway as a proud Centralian looking at the news of the rest of the country is overwhelming, I just want to go skating, to the arcade, and continue lovin our favorite Devil, and down the shore when it's nice (and no, down don't mean literally down, though normally we are going down).
#welcome to the table#wttt#wttt new jersey#wttsh new jersey#wttt south jersey#wttt central jersey#wttt fanart#wttt headcanons#technically#gosh i love my state#we stay out of the way#generally#we're pretty simple#well to those who live here#and only sometimes#but we are consistently north#except we aren't#at all whatso ever#honestly we are more inconsistent than the whole country#and lets face it jersey could be its own country and be pretty much the same#hell maybe even better#anyway#jersey is probably the southern state of the north#its real northern in some places#but the rest#well it gets more southern the more your in...different places#honestly its hard to tell when your north or south if there aren't mountains or swamps or the ocean#like incredibly hard#it really shouldnt be#the south of the state should be southern
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Summon Night: Swordcraft Story (ATLUS, 2003)
#my actual posts lol#haha what if i made a daily diary post thing like nico#..i was just thinking#today was a good day#and i thought of this song#ive been playing summon night swordcraft story a lot as of late.. though none today actually#its still on my mind though#i considered using dweller empty path's song flying through a stary sky instead.. but this is what i thought of first#i think it fits best to use it#i actually had to jump through some hoops to upload music!#cus my tumblr app is kinda old.. i cant properly upload music. i could only put a link#which isnt exactly ideal#so i tried in my web browser.. but maybe its cus i havent updated it in a while or maybe just cus its tor.. it didnt work#so i downloaded firefox and did it on there lol#now im editing it in my drafts back on the app#dont ask why im not just doing it on my computer... shes having some technical difficulties. we're working on it#but not today#...#today was pretty eventful.. even if not very productive. but ive never been a very productive person#we went and saw some light festival thing! it was rly nice.. a little simple at times but it was fun#we went and got some yummy snacks earlier too! tho ive already eaten them all hehe#and i started up animal crossing new leaf. i hadnt played it in ages! its startling how much better it is than new horizions.. imo at least#only problem is i couldnt make it the same as my island.. and i didnt remember why i named my last town#we searched for a while for some reference or somfin to name it after.. but we ended up just going with ''faraway''#cus i liked the idea of being asked where im going.. and just saying far far away#and as beth said it has a kinda fairytail vibe!#...only after i named it did i realize i accidentally named it after the town in omori. oops!#...im about to hit the tag limit. so whoevers still listening i just want u to know..#i love you. ok?#goodnight
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Fill for G1 - Black Cloaked Envoy on my Guardian Bingo Card!
The base pattern is taken from this daxiushan (大袖衫) pattern. To make this daxiushan (Heipaoshi's Version), I shortened the sleeves a bit, added extra length to the body, added a hood, and added the weird gauzy bits on the back. I also added some cording on the shoulders and the sides of the hood, following the design from the show as closely as I could. You'll also notice a couple decorative bands of black ribbon on the chest and at the waist, as well as a square of skightly different black fabric on the back — these are also embellishments added to follow the model in the drama.
Fabric: raw silk noil, cotton lining in the hood, a silk habotai square, silk gauze, silk ribbons, cotton cording. Entirely handsewn using waxed black linen thread.
#guardian#heipaoshi#guardianbingofest#cosplay#(ish)#fanARTifact#handmade#modified hanfu#this was my first time making anything other than a basic circle/half circle skirt and it was very fun and im very happy with the result#there are places i could for sure improve for next time (and there will be a next time - this is one of the comfiest things I've ever worn)#but for my first time drafting a pattern and sewing anything more complex than a circle skirt#i say this is a job very well done#also the hood was so scary but it was actually pretty simple to make!! it's also GIANT#i could for sure hide a big black cat in there no problem#i am also planning on making the rest of heipaoshi's outfit (belt and little hand guards and all!)#we're posting just the cloak bit and calling that square filled bc i won't have the rest finished before the end of January 😅#but i keep getting intimidated by the closures on the yuanlingpao im making and then not sewing for months on end so.#jaysart
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save me ladyklok save me
#as fond as i am of the fashion ppl bring out for ladyklok i think if we're talking genderbent dethklok they'd dress the same#these guys are very attached to their singular simple outfits and i respect it immensely#i gave lady murderface a bit more hair bc 1) im projecting 2) it's the kind of thing i think og murderface would feel insecure about#were he a woman (if he doesn't already)#that random patch of neck hair is MINE and it deserves rep o7#smth about lady skwisgaar (? i gotta come up with a better way to talk about em) really brings out like. the prissy femme in skwisgaar#that already existed to some extent. i think it's like 70% just how i draw her (and og skwisgaar tbh)#the diva remains yknow#anyway toki thinks she's straight wants to marry a man but i see right through her#were she enrolled in public school every time students were asked to carry chairs she was taking as many as possible i just know it#anyway i think i had the most fun w mf and pickles. 1) drawing murderface is just delightful tbh 2) i love old women ty pickles mwah#transfem pickles could very well be balding as well. i made the combover a little more ambigious in that respect#anyway ily receding hairline women. everybody w receding hairlines you are normal dw about it#mtl#metalocalypse#ladyklok#dethklok#toki wartooth#skwisgaar skwigelf#william murderface#nathan explosion#pickles the drummer#also ladyklok (as in the tribute band ladyklok)'s designs are pretty rad too#little things like changing the texture and parting of hair is just. it's nice like those are distinct ppl in dk cosplay#skrunkart
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she doesn't know. oh my god she doesn't know that in two decades dozens of people will be debating the ass size of a silly little man that came from her head
(this is Shannon Messenger in 2000. yeah I know if you look it up it says she was born in 1990-91 so she'd theoretically only be 10 but I've double checked several times and places this is 100% from 2000. she's never disclosed it herself and the internet is lying about her birthday. this photo is from May, 2000. i can show my work)
#kotlc#shannon messenger#i am like 95% sure that's a butterfly clip shannon has taste#look at her. no idea what's comin for her#what she's going to incite#two shannon photos in a row#i was double checking something and now we're here!#i also like quadruple checked the 2000 thing#because of the birthday thing#but like. everything I've found points to 2000#and there is no confirmation of her birthday#one site says 1990. another says 1991. another says 1981. they disagree on the day in november it is#all that to say i lost my mind a little but this is shannon messenger as a teenager/early 20 something in 2000#and she's got no idea's what's in store for her#went down the age rabbit hole because I was gonna say 'hey is it just me or is shannon pretty cute'#but you know. age gaps are a thing. so I wanted to check. and now it's been like 20 minutes#because it apparently was not a simple question
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So far I'm debating about a lot of things for my Left 4 Dead 2 self insert but the thing I'm keeping is that they start off like this when the apocalypse happens:
#they'd probably act more stoic and reserved on the surface#but they are screaming internally#like a mental battle between “it's so over” and “we're so back !!!”#sees a boomer zombie and despite looking straight-faced; they are thinking like the pic above#(they know its not that simple and powers through it regardless)#they become more competent later on dont worry#<- me knowing damn well i would be terrible in a zombie apocalypse hypothetical#pretty quiet and hesitant over the other survivors at first since most of them are borderline strangers#takes a bit for them to ease in but only when knowing they can rely on the others#fastest to get along with would be coach and ellis no doubt#l4d2#[just me yapping]#coach mention ->#💜📢
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TALKING to my friends a little bit:) my big claws keep scratching the screen of this thing????? i dont know how to use it so so well but im trying to keep everyone updated and say hi to anyone i can!!!!! you can say hi BACK if you WANT TO !!!! :)
#chitting and chatting!!!! we're having fun today :)#tango repairs are going well!!! their robotics are pretty simple#william says they mustve been made to be easily repaired#so thats good!#we can fix tango :)
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The most fun you can have, barring the pain and torture (Patreon)
#Doodles#SCII#Damned#Helix#ZEX#Teisel#Max Vyer#Zack Fair#Vlad Masters#Weird fun fact??? The last time I posted Vlad was also in the same set as ZEX so uh????? Lol#I could not have possibly planned that so please just enjoy the serendipity - I certainly am lol#Anyway <3 Mostly leftover doodles for now! There's still more especially planned/in my notes but we're at a lull#And it's time for some silliness! :D Love silliness!#Starting with a very cute tiny ZEX ??ing at slippers - he really didn't wear footwear much - or at least it wasn't mentioned so lol#Max has barefoot energy too it's fine lol#And ZEX only wears shoes in his VUX form sometimes! Surely it's just as unnecessary for humans! Hehe#After I doodled him holding a pencil like half-properly I realized oh yeah - he wouldn't do that unless directed would he haha#Much more natural to curl - or at least as close as possible with fingers - around his writing implement :D#I do wonder what he'd think of human calligraphy brushes hmm - more natural? Less? He'd certainly enjoy watching but when doesn't he <3#Oh I loved him sitting and enjoying the rain ♥ Reminded me of Gaster :D Though this came well-first hehe <3#Just a very pleasant detail - amphibious lad loving precipitation hehe#Another simple one of hanging out with Teisel ugh he kicked his legs in the absence of his tail he's so cute weh ;;♥#Hey Max is actually here for a change!! I want to give him more attention he deserves it - especially with everyone being so mean to him :')#He just wants friends! He's barely here be nice to him while he is! At least Peter was nice to him haha#You only think he's creepy because you think he's fake and ZEX is real - they're both real don't be mean#Max's clinginess is so sad here haha :') Protect him pls <3#I love ZEX's asides with Vlad lol ♪ Man I really haven't drawn him in ages too long!#Okay but the image of ZEX in a nurse costume? Amazing he'd rock it - Max even moreso since he'd understand the context <3#Get this man in a skirt and heels stat he'll look So pretty ♫
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oh my god, they are making a queen charlotte bridgerton show. and like... why? why can't we just have actual biopic. why can't we have a biopic that shows that this was a woman who didn't take sugar in her tea to support abolition, but was part of an institution that fundamentally profited from slavery? why can't we talk about the joyful young woman who was forced to obey her rigid husband's rules, have 15 children, and could be both kind and cruel. just make a fantasy show. just. make. a. fantasy. show. i am tired.
#netflix queen charlotte#anti-bridgerton#i hate it#history is not simple#history is a hot mess#this is literally the era of william wilberforce#ottobah cugoano#and olaudah equiano#the sons of africa society#but we're not going to talk about abolition#we're just going to pretend that a girl in a pretty dress changed things overnight because magic#thanks netflix#as if persuasion wasn't bad enough
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hey, you're worth saving.
#aesthetic#cottagecore#moodboard#pretty#take a break#it's gonna be okay#go get some water#know it's not the first time#we're so kindly offered beauty#source: pinterest#simple living#beauty in the mundane
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Siobhan trying and failing to explain the English school system to the table of Americans is such a real experience actually
#i know pretty much how it works but im not suuuper comfident cause we have a different one from them also#Scottish school system best school system fr its so simple#i have so much english family tho so im CONSTANTLY having to translate between school systems whenever i see them#i think wales also has a different one#and ireland#uk crazy like that we're all like an hour from each other#d20#adventuring party#fhjy
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Gonna have to bust out the comm sheet soon bc work is not scheduling me and. frankly. I simply do not want to be there as of late
#management change has been BRUTAL but we're working on it#anyways. need to get the business email set up bc i lowkey don't really wanna keep putting my full legal name out there lmao#i just. hope i can feel good enough to carry this out. all the time off and i feel so eh bc of work stuff#i wish it didn't bother me so much!! i don't WANT it to bother me this much!! i want to make art and make art for ppl bc i love to make art#maybe i'll go for a walk and feel like the light is coming back into my life.#also the extra money would really help me pay down my credit card debt so i'll be including that in the sheet lmao#it'll be a pretty simple sheet. flat rate. feeling lazy about it but i wanna be a little more serious about it this time#bc i uh. would really like to not be in debt if i can help it lmao. i'm making it work but it could also work better#anyways. keep your eyes open for that!#shai speaks
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trying desperately to get this eddie wip (*cough cough* tcar part 9) to 10k words by the end of the night heheh
#my constant need for lil breaks is making this simple task v rotten work#but i just chugged an energy drink and i'm pretty sure i could lift a car with my bare hands rn#so maybe we're getting somewhere lol#bug's fic updates ✏️
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Well hi lady at the print counter at Walmart being a huge cunt right out of the gate for no reason
#'hi i'm here to pick up a pri-' 'did you get the right address?'#i'm pretty sure it's because I went to pick it up yesterday and they couldn't find it (because apparently I DID have the wrong address)#and the guys who were helping me insisted on looking even though i was like 'no it's fine i can come back tomorrow!'#and I was SUPER polite and understanding or at least that was my intention#and they probably told her that someone was gonna be picking up a print today and she just decided that instead of explaining#that she'd just rudely get irritable with me over a simple mistake#i'm frustrated with myself because this is the SECOND time I've done this but goddamn lady did you have to be such a bitch about it?#like right out of the gate with me not even getting to finish my sentence?#it's morning and i'm having a fibro flare up but i put on my happy sweetie social voice for you#ALSO TWO EMPLOYEES CHECKED THE EMAIL OVER YESTERDAY AND WE ALL THOUGHT THE ADDRESS WAS RIGHT#so idkwtf is going on i guess we're all just blind and bad with remembering addresses#GOD#vent
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i haven't taken many selfies lately because i've been job hunting and whatever else but a friend took this one of the last times i went out downtown. and i wanted to share ❤️
#cherrysvisual.#i felt so pretty that night but#honestly people rarely ever take photos of me while we're out#so as lame as it is... it was really nice to have someone be like ' look over here '#lol or maybe i'm just simple.
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Apparently all the 20somethings I know consider me their Safe Adult for talks they can't have with their mother.
I'm honored. It is wonderful to help them like I was helped by the people in my life when I was their age. It's great to be in community. Queer Elderdom really starts as young as 35.
#it's me#your chaotic bisexual safe adult#i've taken every class there is and i'm here to help#we have to beef up the social sex education#the kids are missing some pretty simple things#i had to hide my shocked face a couple times.#but we're all set now
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