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INTERPOL Case Study 194-FH1979

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The Night-Spider has a name. ████████ █████ And, she has a rap sheet...

She did her first big job in 1989. Bundesbank, Berlin. Fifteen million dollar heist the day the Berlin Wall fell. She was eighteen.

After that, she started to pick up speed: Danish Treasury, Bank of Geneva, Bank of Italy, ABN Amro, Brussels Diamond Exchange, and the Antwerp Diamond Exchange. Total take, estimated around 47.5 Million Euros.

And all of this before nineteen ninety-one.

'Luckily' for some, In '92 she went through an art phase.

She took down the Tate in London, the Louvre in Paris, twice (citing that the Mona Lisa really deserved better), and the Prado.

"Wait. No, no, hang on. The Picasso stolen from the Prado Museum in '92? That was Lindbeck. Everybody knows that."

She is Lindbeck. It's one of her many aliases... In the interest of time, let's just skip to my favorite:

Earlier this year, around January, she lifted the King of Morocco's two-hundred and sixty foot yacht. Vanished into thin air on a cozy afternoon. The crew surfaced days later in a life raft near Greece. Couldn't remember a thing.

"How do you hide a 230 foot yacht!?"

Well, if the King knows, he's not telling. She brought it back a month later. And now he plays tennis with █████ every other month, when she returns to Europe for 'ambassadorial' business.

Until a month ago Interpol were convinced that the heists were the work of about twelve different people. But not any more. The French national police just canonized her chosen nickname when she 'returned' the stuff she stole.

“ L'araignée-Nuit ” -- The Night-Spider.

She just left those ridiculous calling cards of hers behind at each museum, along with almost everything she'd taken.

"Almost everything?"

She only returned things... that were 'from' the places she'd taken them from. Claimed that some of the artefacts needed to go back to their rightful owners.

Unfortunately, on the same day that she outed herself, S.H.I.E.L.D. had her declared 'BEYOND DOMESTIC JURISDICTION.'

We can't go after her even if we wanted to... She's Nick Fury's problem now.