#we commited no crimes!
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I'm in superhell playing cards with Castiel, and he didn't even mention you
#tumblr jail#we commited no crimes!#apart from the spn thing#we did both get into#spn#that was very bad of us#this is something crowley would say to dean actually
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"Flowers Resplendent on the Sun-Scorched Sojourn" - Il Capitano
#okay predicting rn: cryo claymore#GRRRRRRR HES SOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!#im ngl i didnt watch the rest of trailer cause man idgaf LMAO#i saw a glimpse of capitano on insta and was like SKIP SKIP SKIP WHERE IS HE#UGHHHHHHH HIS CLAW HANDSBARK BARK#is he smth abyss???????#he almost kinda reminds me of an abyss lector#that being said. mihoyo if you take off his mask i will commit crimes#but also kssing and bowing to you for the 8 or so secs we got of him#lol sry to my followers ik this isnt my usual content and also this prob isn great since i only rly gif irl#genshin impact#genshin#capitano#il capitano#catie.edits.
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Thank you for having bee obsessed with fellow and gidel at some point the art is wonderful the jokes are fun and it fuels my newfound love for the newly turned teacher wannabe and his brother
"at some point" heavens no, these idiots have been living rent-free (they would have it no other way) in my brain all year, and will continue at least until skeleton man shows up to steal christmas our hearts. and probably well past that. 👍 years from now I will continue to wake up to incredibly stupid doodles of them that I have no clear memory of drawing and have to debate whether or not they're fit for other people's consumption.
(also thank you! 🧡💜🧡)
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#stage in playful land#stage in playfulland#sometimes the characters just hit you in juuuuuust the right way#sometimes those characters are anime versions of 1940s disney villains who go around kidnapping and maybe murdering people#but y'know. in a silly way.#look i wouldn't have expected it either and yet here we are#genuinely i was very excited for the playful land rerun just because it meant i could get back to them#fellow's card story only made things better#they are SO bad at doing crimes but you gotta respect the commitment
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I hate it so much when there’s news of men committing horrific crimes against women and children, the comments always say “people are horrible” “humanity is doomed” and “people should be better” when it’s not people who are doing this, it’s MEN specifically who are committing these atrocities and harming us. Why is it that they don’t want to come to terms with the fact this is men’s doing, it’s men who are a danger, not just people. Crimes against women and children are committed by MEN. Secondly, stop calling grown men boys because you can’t bring yourself to hold MEN accountable, but calling them boys shows you only want this cycle of justification for men’s vile behaviour and lack of accountability to continue on.
#radblr#radical feminism#radical feminist safe#feminism#men are the problem#stop calling grown boys when they commit crimes#stop beating around the bush when we talk about men’s prevalent crimes against women
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I really feel like one of the best details in “A Scandal in Bohemia” that I never see people fixate on enough is that the story starts with Watson stopping in to see Holmes at Baker Street on a complete whim, because he happens to see that he’s home (and Watson is now married and living elsewhere). Like he doesn’t send word first, he’s not invited, he just shows up and surprises Holmes. Which is not that weird but then Holmes is like “oh good, I’ve got a case anyway, you might as well hang out!” which just makes it funnier when the King shows up and is like “I’d really rather speak to you alone, actually” and Watson tries to leave and Holmes is just like “anything you can say to me, you can say to my best friend John Watson, and if you ask him to leave, I would consider it a grave insult, you would be my enemy and I will not help you ever!!” And the king is like “…ok” and just moves on.
like, that is crazy behavior. Holmes is talking about how there’s probably lots of money in this case, and then almost turns away the client for…not knowing who the fuck Watson is?? He’s not even supposed to be there?? He just came to say hi?? “It is both or none”… girl, GET UP.
#I get it though#sometimes your bestie gets married and you don’t talk to him for weeks?? months??#because you’re normal about him and also have pretty serious adhd#so you forget that communication even exists on top of being very sad and lonely and burying it with work#and then he shows up at random and the object permanence kicks in again and you force him to help#with your latest case because otherwise who knows how long it will be until you get to hang out again#and you know you’ll need someone to throw a smoke bomb through a lady’s window AT SOME POINT#PROBABLY#you can’t commit minor crimes by yourself that’s boring!!#and Watson loves your dumb disguises! he’s always said so!#I know we get distracted by the Irene Norton née Adler of it all#but Holmes is incredibly rare (gay) form in this story#a scandal in bohemia#sherlock holmes#acd canon#acd holmes#acd watson#john watson#it’s giving ‘this is my friend Madison and she drOVE ME HERE!!’#you 🫵 yes you! suffer my holmesposting
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something very lgbt is gonna transpire in that scene I know it 👁️
#the heart killers#firstkhao#kantbison#gmmtv#thai bl#LIKE WE ALL KNOW THAT SMILE#also cannot get over how baby bison looks like please?????#hes just a little guy who commits crimes leave him alone#on the verge of tears fr#im so fcking weak in my knees for them and i havent even seen them move djhgfd#also the way they look absolutely nothing like firstkhao in this like see how actors ACT????#insanity#jesus its me again#im not strong enough#this time i mean it
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#we stand with palestine#palestine#save palestine#gaza genocide#gaza strip#free gaza#gazaunderattack#gaza#rafah under attack#save rafah#rafah#hamas#islamic jihad#call for ceasefire#call for jihad#israel is a terrorist state#stop israel#israeli settlements#boycott israel#israel is committing genocide#israeli war crimes#israeli terrorism#muslim#muslim ummah#muslim reminder#one ummah#save the children#allah#islamicreminders#islam
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my thoughts on the tommy x henren deleted scene aside from people needing to CHILL is that it was a very accurate portrayal of a gay man and a lesbian couple interacting WAHAHAHA, like all the exaggerated facial reactions and back to back quips, the base fact that all henren really wanted was the tea while tommy dangled that bit of his sex life with buck at the end whilst ultimately not answering their question in a real and specific way. neither of them were taking each other seriously in that convo, and yet gerrard probs still had to step out a bit bc the queer energy was too strong in the firehouse for a moment there.
i also want to add that both tommy and lfj were in their most gayest, most evilest form in that interaction, i really can’t believe anyone can keep thinking he’s this nonchalant, one dimensional character when he’s serving this much cunt during a failed shovel talk 😂
#gay on gay crimes were committed#can i just say tho that the tommy we saw with henren is so diff from the tommy we saw with eddie#all the talk about matching energies is so real#911 abc#tommy kinard#hen wilson#henrietta wilson#karen wilson#henren#evan buckley#bucktommy#kinley#tevan#911 s7#911 show#911 fandom#911
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"Matching icons for you and your bestie who’s sick of your shit."
━━ Based on this Tweet I found in my bookmarks. Feel free to use these as icons if you want to do that for some reason, just credit me if possible. Thank you!
#vash the stampede#vash trigun#trigun#trigun fanart#wolfwood#trigun maximum#nicholas d wolfwood#trimax#quick crimes were commited#redraw#idk anything bout jjk please don't hit me#edit: glad we all agree there's soup#anime redraw#ni053791
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we as a fandom do not talk about this scene enough. what the fuck is this. why did he feel the need to install this? so he could stare at his boybestfriend all day without having to get up?
#gregory house i know what you are.#does this even ever get mentioned again?#like oh yes this Totally Straight Man spent actual days around very loud noise (which he loathes) but he's adding something totally cool to#the office right?? it's gonna be so so fun and great right?? to make all that hell noise worth it???#like in the eps before that the sound of the ortho saw things drove him insane#but this? totally fine#because it's worth it!#i mean come on. how are we supposed to take this. “oh he just wants to piss wilson off” WRONG.#wilson seems mildly annoyed at best. he's used to this. this is Normal just another day of being friends with house#but look at house's pleased little face. his stupid smile. i'm going to commit atrocities#house md#hate crimes md#james wilson#gregory house#hilson
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no thoughts just this 😵💫
#HOW DOES SOMEONE LOOK LIKE THIS FOR REAL LIKE GOD MADE HIM TO MAKE US SUFFER#i’d commit the most atrocious crimes for this man#WILLINGLY#namor#tenoch huerta#black panther#namor smut#kukulkan#k’uk’ulkan#can we talk about his hair HIS FUCKSISHSH HAIR OMG#here laur goes again..
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from this real advice column:
i see you person who wrote this sdfsdfdsf
#stephanie brown#at first i wasn't sure and then we got to 'she calls herself spoiler' and then i was sure sdfsdfs#nobody in the comments section seems to have twigged to it which makes it extra-amusing#there you are just having a tiring day at your job (supervillaining)#when your ungrateful teen daughter tries to RUIN IT (stop you from committing all the crime)#will she grow out of it or is this awful superhero stage here to stay#anyway people in the comment section were speculating about what damning details the writer was probably leaving out#however understandably nobody guessed 'crime spree'#hoc scripsi
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Whenever I'm sad I think of that time Wes Johnson read the Imperial Guard dialogue in Sheogorath's voice
#my art#sheogorath#shivering isles#oblivion#tes 4#tes#the elder scrolls#daggerfall#tes 2#tes iv#daedra#wes johnson#using him as faceclaim turned out not too shabby ngl#it wouldn't be a day ending in -das without sheo committing a crime against fashion#dw there's more where that came from just give me a couple days
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just saw the news. anyway congratulations to gojo satoru for being the next official twisted wonderland character.
#twisted wonderland#no because the resemblance is UNCANNY#don't know who this man is or what crimes he will commit onto those children#but i do know i will be jumping his bones (lmao) as soon as we have a name#sigh#personal#delete later
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#Do we think they are enemies to lovers?#They would commit multiple crimes together#the crossover of a lifetime#cinderella boy#chase hollow like and follow#cinderella boy webtoon#webtoon#webtoon originals#punko#likenapple#duolingo#iconic duo
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rewatched today’s press conference at least 3 times to analyze and scrutinize the every tiniest bit of movement in their eyeballs and the funniest shit to me was the immediate, silent stare marc and pecco shared as soon as the journalist asked the question ( “who would you chose between marc and jorge as a teammmate” ) while also totally forgetting about jorge’s existence
pretty boy was like the fuck should I say now?
and marc’s chaotic ass was just.. ENJOYING. thriving, even. psychological warfares and such, lemme see if you know how to play this silly game bag-naia
and then there was jorge. standing in the middle of the asylum just having the most silent, discreet hysterical breakdown ever, side-eyeing pecco at every given opportunity with some of the cuntiest headtilts ever known to mankind which in my eyes screamed im fucked bc nobody was actually paying attention to him
#i had the time of my life truly#hope its true just bc i need to see more of pecco and marc being a menace together#committing crimes on track and psychological warfare off track#we would collectively loose our minds every week (valentino is included)#not to be delulu on main but im truly and partly convinced they already know shit#the press was INSANEEE they either gave away too much or were just. delusional. no in between#must admit jorge’s expression cracked me UP tho#pecco bagnaia#marc marquez#jorge martin#motogp#marc <3
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