#ways princess bubblegum can get older without turning into a giant:

[haemosexuality]

thinking about how bubblegum's biology works as a being that is literally just Gum That Is Alive and. wasnt there a whole thing about how her physical/mental age is determined by how much candy mass she has??? after the thing w the lich she lost a lot of her body so she temporarily regressed into being 13. and then after they got her more candy she turned back into being 19. like could she get older if she wanted to but shed just have to get progressively taller to do so??? has the show ever talked about this again how isnt this a thing ppl discuss

[thephantomofthe-internet]

Piercings and Polaroids

Billy Hargrove x Reader

Word Count: 4,984

Warnings: Piercings, blood, needles, swearing, sexuality (eluded to)

Tag List: @moonstruckhargrove @thechickvic @carolimedanvers @hotstuffhargrove @alex--awesome--22 @lilmissperfectlyimperfect @so-not-hotmess @agentsinstorybrooke @sunflowercandie @kaliforniacoastalteens @songforhema @mickmoon @buckybarneshairpullingkink @marvelismylifffe @spidey-pal

Starcourt got boring after awhile. Once the lustre of new stores and fast food restaurants died off, people stopped shopping and starting soaking up the A/C like snakes under heat lamps. You didn’t mind, it just meant that you could spend your afternoons flipping through magazines and listening to the ad-free mall radio.

“Hey bitch!” someone slapped the counter loudly and you looked up boredly from your copy of Cosmo. Heather was standing in front of you with a devilish grin, her hair damp from the pool and her signature red Ray-Bands jammed on the top of her thick brown curls, most of which were piled high on the top of her head in a messy attempt at a ponytail, half tied and falling apart.

“Hi Heather...” you signed, laying the magazine open on the counter. Heather was your best friend, although it had begun to feel more and more strained as you both got older. Heather and you were very different people. You were a band geek, a tutor, and a slave to the mall. Heather was a cheerleader, the head of the yearbook committee, and one of the infamous ‘lifeguard hotties’ of the Hawkins Community Pool. She was a popular princess; a daddy’s girl with his platinum card wrapped around her little finger. You were from a broken home with an exhausting home life, and someone who should’ve been an ignored loser. Without Heather defending you, you would be bullied to bits by girls like Carol and Tina. But with her, you felt like a sheep in wolf’s clothing.

She leaned her elbows on the counter, smiling giddily “So, how’s your summer of piercing baby ears going?” she asked with a devious giggle, her sunglasses falling onto her nose and her mouth curling into a devilish grin.

You rolled your eyes “I’ve only seen one baby get pierced, I mostly pierce like middle schoolers. Today, I gave Mrs. Blythe her second hole. She bought three packs of neon studs and said they were for her daughter. Trying to look younger or some shit.” You replied, popping a strip of bright pink bubblegum into your sticky pink mouth, your cheap drugstore lipstick gunking in the corners of your lips. It was obvious that Heather had stopped listening after the first sentence, her mouth open in a yawn.

“Boring! You haven’t done anything cool all day? You know what me and Jeff did?” she asked, bouncing on her heels. She leaned over the counter, cupping a hand over her mouth as she leant in to your ear “We did it in the locker room showers. And Jessica Abrams totally walked in on us and freaked out! She totally got all red and teary it was totally embarrassing!” she whispered.

You pulled away, your face turned up in disgust. “That’s disgusting!” you gagged, squeezing your eyes shut as the image of Jeff’s douchey smirk came into view, turning into an ‘O’ face that made you want to hurl.

Heather cackled “He wasn’t even that good! I have no idea why Jessica’s been going on about it!” she cried, slapping the counter with her bare hand.

“Maybe because they were like two seconds away from being a couple and you got in the way.” You replied, deadpan. Sometimes Heather was a real bitch. This was one of those times. Poor Jessica had been following around that jerk since April and just when she’s about to get over him, he decides to pay her the time of day. And just when he seemed to genuinely like, Heather had to get bored and took Jeff away. Poor Jessica didn’t even know what hit her.

Heather scoffed, rolling her eyes at your comment. “That’s not the most interesting part of my shift though! I brought you a live one!” she giggled. You felt your blood run cold. Heather had no concept of what was appropriate ever. She had almost gotten you fired twice. This was not a good thing.

Heather waved someone over as you stared on wide eyed. Before you could even tell Heather to stop whatever she was trying to do, Billy Hargrove was standing in front of you, visibly put off by the children running around the shop and the bright, colourful decor. His eyes scanned yours boredly, his eyes narrowing judgementally.

“Alright, it’s piercing time!” Heather cried, clapping excitedly.

You sighed, rolling your eyes “Alright, the piercing package costs thirty bucks. You pick your piercing from the case.” You pointed down into the glass case below you, lit up and filled with silver butterflies, flowers, stars, and other girly designs. “You just want the other ear, right?”

Billy’s eyes scanned the case, his eyes narrowing further, his upper lip curling up in disgust. “Nah, my nose.” He replied, his voice monotone.

“Yeah, you can’t do that here.” You said, matching his tone. Billy looked quickly, his eyes blowing out in annoyance, looking between you and Heather.

Heather’s expression shifted and she laughed awkwardly “Of course you can!” she leaned over to you once Billy’s was sated enough to return to the difficult choice between the only ball studs in the case, one silver and one gold. “Don’t be fucking lame, Y/N…” she whispered harshly.

“I’m not being lame, it’s literally not something I can do.” You pulled the heavy, clunky piercing gun out from its drawer “This thing is literally only meant for ear lobes. It’s all I can pierce. Anything else I try will get super fucked up.” You explained, flashing the grey and white gun to the pair. It looked like a glorified hot glue gun, except splattered with a bit of dried blood.

Billy turned his attention to Heather, obviously annoyed “You said she could do it. I bought a nose ring in Carmel cause she could do it.” He grunted, obviously annoyed.

Heather looked over at you with her giant, pleading eyes, and for a brief moment you felt bad. Heather was just trying to look cool to this cooler, more popular guy and it had fallen flat so fast. You owed her something, for all the things she’d done for you over the years. With the barest of restrained sigh, you spoke up “Look, I can’t pierce your nose here, but I can do it at my place.” You said.

Billy scowled “Yeah? You got any proof?” he asked. He was getting more annoyed by the second; his expression growing harder and angrier if that was even possible.

You raised an eyebrow, tapping the small silver ring in your left nostril “Did this myself. Did all my piercings myself. How do think I got this job?” you countered. In truth, you’d done a mail in course and passed a piercing test on a rubber practise head. You were licensed in a week by Claire’s. You couldn’t even transfer the license to any other brand; they made it very clear in the paperwork you filled out.

Billy nodded, looking over your work. You guessed that it was satisfactory enough to him because a small smirk pulled at his lips. “What time you finished up here?” he asked. Heather cheered loudly, grabbing Billy’s bicep excitedly.

“I got like fifteen minutes left. Heather knows my address if you just wanna leave with her. I’ll meet you there.” You replied, looking over to your manager, who nodded for you to start your closing out.

“No way! You took the bus here, we’ll wait.” Heather said quickly “We’ll meet you in the food court.” She pulled Billy out of the shop with a wide grin, waving to you and mouthing ‘so hot!’ when he wasn’t looking. You chuckled, shaking your head. Heather thought every guy was hot, it didn’t mean much. But you wouldn’t deny that Billy was hot. Even with his cocky attitude and that ugly tattoo on his bicep that he insisted on showing off. You swore he’d cut all the sleeves off his tee shirts just to show off that stupid skull smoking a cigarette. Who the hell wanted that on their body forever?!? You weren’t too attracted to that level of ego, but Billy held a bit of interest around himself. There was some mystery, an aura of intrigue he seemed to hold around himself effortlessly, and that kept you interested enough to pay attention when you heard his name. He was just closed off enough to keep everyone guessing about him.

You took your time with your duties, making sure to snatch up the small silver ‘H’ earrings Heather had been eyeing for weeks now. They were in the case, so you were only supposed to be able to get them if you were getting a piercing in house. You’d convinced your boss to sell them to you, since you were an employee and wouldn’t tell anyone about it, and she agreed. You had intended to give them to Heather on her birthday, but there was no time like the present.

You half hoped that Heather and Billy would forget about you. You had this sickening feeling that it would be a tiresome ride. But to your chagrin they were waiting for you in the food court. Heather had gotten herself an Orange Julius and seemed to have put all her attention into the straw in her mouth, you assumed she was trying to put on a bit of a show for Billy, but he wasn’t paying much attention to her. You joined the group and endured quite possibly the longest and worst car ride of your life. Heather took over the front seat; it seemed that Billy had driven her to the mall, seeing as how her stinky work stuff was shoved in the back seat with Billy’s and, unfortunately, you. The entire back seat stunk like chlorine and mould, you guessed that one of them had forgotten a towel or swimsuit in their bag or under the seat for long enough to let it stink up the car. But that wasn’t the worst part, Billy didn’t seem to have A/C so all the windows were popped open and fresh air was blasting in your face and killing the smell, the worst part was that Heather seemed to think that this car ride was the perfect time to shamelessly flirt with Billy. She tried to pull her feet on the seat, but Billy didn’t want shoes on the leather, so she took off her flip flops but that was worse apparently. So she spent the whole time cooing about how hot he was and touching his arms and neck and hair. Touching his hair almost got her hand bit off. You wanted desperately for her to stop, you tried to tell her to cool it, but she told you to shut up. You didn’t bother after that.

But Billy seemed to notice that. He kept looking at you through the rear view, at first you thought he was just checking behind himself as he drove, but he was doing it too often for it to make sense. Then you finally let him catch your eye and he smiled. Well, it was more of a lopsided smirk, but you took it as a compliment. He hadn’t even attempted to smile the whole time he was around you, but now, with Motley Crüe blasting through the speakers and the wind whipping up everyone’s hair, he was apparently happy to have you around. You took it as a sign of gratitude for at least trying to get Heather to calm her hormones and just smiled back.

You directed Billy to your place, well at least you attempted to. Heather took over easily, drowning you out. “Y/N’s place is right over there-oh! Is your mom home? She’s gonna get pissed if you have a boy in your room; remember what happened when she caught Carl Simpson in your room? God, I can’t believe you lived through that!” she cackled loudly, her intent most definitely to make you blush. You simply rolled your eyes.

“Yeah, no she’s working late. She’s always working late.” You said, trying to hide the annoyed bite to your voice, masking it with a laugh. Heather just continued to cackle loudly, which hid your defeated sigh. Billy parked on the street without you having to ask and he climbed out angrily. You rushed to get ahead of the group, keys jingling in your hand, and unlocked the door.

“If you don’t mind, can you take your shoes off?” you asked as a wave of A/C smacked you in the face. You kicked off your sneakers as Heather and Billy stared at you, dumbfounded.

“Ugh, come on Y/N! That’s weird!” Heather moaned, crossing her arms over her chest.

“Heather. You know if I get shoe prints all over the tile, my mom will get pissed. You never have a problem with it when we’re hanging out, so don’t be a weirdo now.” You replied. Billy simply kicked off his own shoes, leaving Heather to groan loudly but to follow suit. Then and only then did you let them trek through your house and into your bedroom. You lived in a bungalow, so your room was at the back of the house, facing your backyard.

“Alright, you want your nose, yeah?” you asked, popping open your front door and heading to your bookshelf. You dug through your worn paperbacks until your fingers hit the firm spine of Catch 22. You pulled it off the shelf, popping open the cover and revealing the carved out middle. Your mother was the type to rifle through your stuff to try to catch you doing something wrong. You made the hiding spot solely to keep things that she’d take away. Inside, you had some spare cash, for emergencies, your hollow needle, and the silver barbells you’d bought to use when you pierced your nipples, which you’d been meaning to get around to. You’d promised your mother that you’d stop piercing people. She’d found the bloody needle and freaked out. Usually, it wasn’t that much of a blood bath, but you’d pierced Samantha Burke’s upper cartilage that day and underestimated both how much it would hurt her and how much of a mess it would make. You swore up and down that you’d stop, but your wannabe cool classmates paid big bucks for you to pierce their ears. There’d been an insane influx of boys wanting their ears pierced after seeing how popular Billy was. You didn’t correct them when they wanted the left ear, especially if they were dicks, and you took the cash happily. What your mother didn’t know didn’t hurt her.

“Yeah.” Billy said stiffly. He stood in the middle of your room, unsure what to do with yourself. You only lived a street down from him, too close to his father for comfort. His father already didn’t like the earring, doing his nose could get him in even deeper shit. He was willing to risk it though, purely to look cool.

“Which nostril, left or right?” you asked, bending down to reach into the lowest drawer of your desk, pulling out a lighter and, flicking open the flame, running it over the needle to sanitize it.

Billy chucked “Neither, I want the bull ring.” He said proudly, puffing out his chest. You looked up from the flame, looking him over for any signs of bluff. He looked too serious about this.

You nodded “Alright, I’ve never done a septum ring, but I’ve done the cartilage before, shouldn’t be any different.” You replied with a shrug “You got a big enough nose ring on you? Or am I cleaning and selling you one of mine?”

Billy reached into the pocket of his jeans, pulling out a silver ring. It looked like it was actually made for a nose, which was a good sign. You’d pierced enough idiots to know that people think that any old earring would work in their nose or eyebrow or lip.

Heather was completely agog “No way, Bill! You can’t do your nose like that! I hate that!” she cried. Both you and Billy looked over at him, bouncing on your twin bed angrily. You raised an eyebrow at Billy, who seemed to understand the look immediately: ‘are you two dating?’ He shook his head.

You closed your eyes, trying not to strangle your friend. She always seemed to think that the world and people’s choices revolved around her. Instead of freaking out, you simply nodded “Heather, you want your second hole today? We can do it really fast before Billy’s nose.” You said.

“Oh duh! But I didn’t bring my earrings and I’m not paying for a set of yours, so unless you’re coughing up a pair for free, I’ll wait.” She replied, crossing her arms over her chest.

You flicked the lighter closed, placing the needle on your desk and pushing yourself onto your feet, reaching into your purse. You pulled out the earrings, tossing them to your friend. “Here, happy birthday.” You smirked. Heather caught them and squealed loudly, clutching them to her chest and kicking out her legs.

“Thank you!” she cried, reaching out to grab your neck and hug you tight. You chuckled, patting her back awkwardly.

“Okay! We’ll do yours first, go grab like a full tray of ice from downstairs, okay? And a roll of paper towel.” You instructed. Heather jumped to her feet, rushing downstairs as fast as she could. You resumed what you were doing, grabbing your lighter to disinfect the needle one more time.

“You wanna see what those things look like when they get ripped out?” you asked, turning your attention to Billy, who had taken to looking through your shelves boredly.

“What things?” he asked, his tone annoyed and deeply tired.

“The bull rings.” You replied. Billy hummed and you took that as the go ahead to grab the picture from your copy of Catch 22, pulling the Polaroid from underneath the cash. You handed it to Billy wordlessly.

The image was gruesome. It was of a guy, a few years older than Billy and you, with a bright red mohawk and dressed in a suit. He stood next to who Billy could only assume was the dude’s bride in an ugly reception hall. But that wasn’t the gruesome part; the part that made Billy’s stomach turn was the guy’s nose. It was mangled beyond belief, shrunken and crumpled. The guy only had one full nostril, the left one turned into a short of half open hole, a bunch of cartilage gone and gaping. It was quite honestly gross.

Billy cringed as he examined the guy. You took the moment to explain. “That’s cousin and her husband, Ben. Total punk rockers. Like three months before the wedding, I went with them to a Pixies concert and we all went to the mosh pit together. I guess I looked at this girl’s boyfriend or maybe I looked at her wrong because she tried to pick a fight with me. Ben stepped in, and before he could even say anything to her, she reached up and yanked out his nose ring. It tore the cartilage and he had to have his whole nose reconstructed. He couldn’t afford to have the nostril reconstructive surgery on top of the general nose reconstruction to save his one solid nostril and the bridge from collapsing.” You said.

Billy looked up, trying to bring his expression back to a neutral one “Why are you telling me this?” he asked, handing you back the picture.

You sighed “Look, everyone in the town knows that you get into fights. Having a big ole ring in the middle of your nose is just a really good place to grab for someone who wants an easy win on a fight.”

Billy scoffed “Only girls grab at shit to make a fight easier.”

You shrugged “Maybe, but I don’t know anyone who wouldn’t try to not get their ass beat by a guy twice their size.” You replied, popping the picture back into your kit.

Billy sighed “Would you do the left or right side then?” he asked.

You smirked slightly, looking him over. You bought your hands to his hands, which made Billy gasp slightly with his mouth shut. You ignore it, turning his face to the left and right, examining each side. The right side was better.

“Honestly? I wouldn’t do either. It’s not your look.” You said, letting his face go. He was very pretty up close, which gave you all the more reason to pull away before you did something stupid.

“Well I want something!” he cried and you laughed. Billy smirked as your face broke into a grin. It was the first genuine smile you’d had all day and it was quite pretty. He thought you were prettier than Heather, although he wouldn’t admit that if he still wanted the blow job Heather had been eluding to wanting to give all day.

“I can pierce your other ear, or give you a second hole on your right ear.” You said. Billy cringed and shook his head at both options. You thought for a second before a daring idea came into your head. You hesitated to give it, purely because you’d spent money on it for yourself, but you felt bad for making him give up on the idea.

“How about your nipples?” you said. Billy’s mouth fell open slightly, but he swallowed slightly, closing it. He’d never thought about piercing his nipples, but he immediately liked the idea.

“You ever pierce a nipple?” he asked, leaning closer to you. He was really hoping you’d say yes. He could feel himself warming up just at the thought of a great pair of tits with silver barbells glinting in the sunlight.

“No, but I had planned to-if you’re worried about me fucking up, I can do one of mine first.” You said, pulling the silver barbells of his dreams out of the book and flashing them to him with a smile.

“Oh no sweetheart...I trust you. But you gotta let me do yours if you want them done.” He replied.

“You do piercings?” you asked sceptically, placing the barbells on your desk.

“Doesn’t seem too hard.” He replied, inching closer to you. You back into your desk, exactly where he wanted you.

You chuckled, pressing a hand into his chest, and pushing him off you. “Yeah, the only amateur I get pierced by is myself, that way if I fuck up I have no one to blame but myself.” You explained. Heather burst in right on cue, ice melting down her hand and a damp paper towel roll in hand.

“Sorry! Took awhile to find the paper towel.” She announced, plopping the roll on your desk and tray next to it.

“It’s cool, you ready to do this?” you asked her. She furrowed her brow nervously, but you gestured to your desk chair. She sat down and gripped the arms to ease her shaking hands. You grabbed a cube from the tray and pressed it to her left lobe. “Alright, hold that there for a second sweetheart, I gotta unpack your earrings.” You reached for the package and pulled off the tape that secured the backings to the earrings. You pulled the cheap backing off the spoke and released the ‘H’ from the teal plastic hanger and placed it flat on the desktop.

“Nice and numb?” you asked. Heather bit down hard on her lip and nodded. You grabbed a black sharpie and marked her lobe. “Alright we’re going to count to three, take a deep breath with me, okay?” you took in a deep breath and Heather followed, shutting her eyes. You grabbed the needle and placed it against the marking.

“Let the breath go.” You huffed the breath out and when Heather did the same you plunged the needle into her lobe. She squealed but you counted loudly over it “One, two,” you grabbed the earring, placing it into the hole in the needle and pulling it through “Three. There, you’re halfway done.” You said, capped the earring and wiping down the needle with a bit of paper towel. Earlobes don’t generally bleed much and your needle came through practically clean, but you wiped it down anyway, if only to calm her nerves.

“Are you okay for me to do one more?” you asked. Heather nodded and you grabbed another cube from the tray, pressing it to the right lobe. The process repeated again and Billy watched on baited breath. At first, he was only interested in staring at your ass and imagining filthy things at the idea of you hovering over Heather and making her bite her lips for other reasons. But Heather wasn’t the interesting part of this image; it was you with your kind words and gentle but firm touches. Even when he got bored of the fantasy, he still watched you, utterly transfixed by you. Heather’s squeal pulled him out of his fantasy and back into the warm light of your bedroom. You capped the back of the second earring, stepping back to admire your work.

“Do they look alright?” Heather reached up to touch the new pierces, as if they weren’t real. As if she didn’t feel them stab through her head.

“They’re completely crooked.” You said, deadpan. Heather gasped loudly and you backtracked quickly “I’m kidding! I’m kidding! They look great!” Heather smacked you hard in the stomach, forcing herself out of the chair and over to your bed.

“We doing this, Hargrove?” you turned to him, looking him over confidently. He nodded, licking his lips. “Alright, lay down, Heather I’m gonna need you to move.” Billy tore off his shirt and Heather’s mouth dropped open as you ran the flame over the needle again.

“Oh my god what is going on?” Heather asked, practically drooling.

You rolled your ice “Heather, move your ass and grab me some ice. Billy, which side we doing here?” you asked, grabbing the package of silver barbells and ripping it open, pulling out one and bringing it over to the bed.

“Right.” He said confidently and you took the ice from Heather, straddling Billy and pressing the ice to his nipple. Billy shivered under you and you smirked.

“Heather, pass me the sharpie.” You said, keeping your eyes locked on his.

“This is insane...” Heather breathed, passing you the black marker. “Where’s your camera?”

“Nightstand drawer.” You replied, uncapping the marker with your teeth. Billy turned sharply to look for Heather, his face turning into a snarl. You leaned down, grabbing his chin and turning him back to you. His mouth fell open slightly as you leaned into his ear, whispering “Relax, you look hot...” you breathed hot air onto his neck as you spoke and his skin broke into goose bumps.

“You numb?” you asked. Billy nodded, even though he didn’t think his senses could be less numb if he tried, all of his nerves were alert and on edge. “Good...” you muttered, marking the spot for your needle and unscrewed one end of the barbell. You heard a click and saw the flash go off in the corner of your eye, but you ignored it, focusing on the warm skin under your hands.

You looked him over with a smirk “You need a countdown or are you gonna be a big man for me?” you asked, another flash trying to spot your vision. Billy swallowed hard and let out a small yelp, nodding confidently despite the sound coming out of his throat. “Good boy...” you whispered, shoving the needle through the hardened pink flesh. You felt every inch of him tense up as the pain shot through the bundle of nerves you’d just stabbed through. You mistook the final flash of the camera for stars as you felt him stiffen under your ass. You slid the barbell into the hollow end and slid the needle through, screwing the ball back on.

You smiled, admiring your work for climbing off him and dropping the needle on the mattress. “Alright, use rubbing alcohol to clean those at least once a day. I am not responsible for any infections you get because you can’t take care of yourself.” You explained, pulling your white tee shirt back over your hips. Billy sat up slowly, drinking you in like a cool glass of water, his mouth turning up as you turned around, packing up your kit and returning it to your hiding places.

“My mom’s gonna be home soon and I really wanna change. You good to take Heather home?” you turned your attention to Billy and he nodded slowly.

Heather got up, pulling you into a tight hug and sliding something into your back pocket. “Call me later?” she asked. You nodded, shoving your hands into your back pockets once she let go. Thick and glossy, they had to be the photos. You smirked; you’d look those over once she was gone. Heather headed out of the room as Billy examined himself in your full length mirror before tossing his shirt over his shoulder.

“You alright?” you asked, coming up behind him in the mirror.

“Just admiring your handiwork,” he replied, cocking his head to look at you “You think I can come back and get the other one done?” he asked.

“Sure...” you replied, looking him over slowly “Maybe you leave Heather behind next time.” Billy chuckled darkly, nodding slowly as his tongue slipped out of his mouth again.

“Alright then...I’ll see you around.” You said. You wanted to look over your pictures before you made any plans. You had to know if it looked as hot as it felt. But you had a feeling that it was more than you could ever imagine, no matter how hard you had tried in the past.

[amurih]

Writing (and art) prompts staring Hordak, Entrapta,and/or Wrong hordak

I currently have no talent in fleshing these out. So here is a few to jumpstart your creativity.

Hordak and Entrapta are now teachers for the horde clones, princesses, and general public. But they teach in the syle of Puppet History. Keeps their attention and is fun. (yes they have to sing songs with the puppets)

Modern-fantasy-paranormal world where Wrong Hordak and Hordak are Buzzfeed:Unsolved.Hordak will just taunt thoses ghosts while WH tries to not upset them.(rock and roll buckaroo)

During the reconstruction of Etheria many of the princesses are demanding more and criticizing Hordaks work. Ya boi has a breakdown from being overwhelmed by their requests. Entrapta is not happy about that.

Wrong Hordak is Etheria’s version of Bob Ross.

Everyone has this idea that Entrapta is younger than them in age and are kinda upset that she is dating someone who is WAY older than her. She flat out tells them that she is in her thirties. (pikachu face)

Wrong Hordak raises the equivalence of  Continental Giant rabbits.

The clones have to share a birthday

Do clones get allergies/hay fever. (sneezy Bois)

(insert princesses name here) walks into entrapta’s tent to find her and hordak asleep on her cot. (bonus if it’s a cuddle puddle with emily and WH)

The princess are don’t understand why entrapta wants to date hordak.Until over time with how they interact with each other and witnessing some private soft moments. It just CLICKS.

Modern-fantasty world Entrapta and Hordak go to the zoo. At the Golden Snub-nosed Monkeys and bat exhibits, entrapta teases hordak by pointing at the animals and saying “look it you”

That one video where it’s the dad, the toddler, and the dad’s identical twin brother. That but it’s hordak, imp and Wrong Hordak.

Entrapdak but it’s the Addams Family. Just with clones, imp and emily

Everyone wonders if Entrapta has like any other clothing besides the work clothes she always wears. In reality she really has other clothing,and her closest is just huge and filled with all the bells and whistles.Think Jamie Chua’s Closest with the fingerprint-protected security. And since she from a mining/tech kingdom, you bet your ass she loaded with jewlery and gems. ((Bling bling BITCH))

Entrapta teaches all the clones how to use the vents to traverse buildings faster. To everyone’s horror and dismay

Entrapdak date/proposal hordak takes entrapta into space to watch a star being born/exploding.

As a vacation hordak and entrapta go to mysticore. (Let 👏hordak 👏have👏 a👏 relaxing👏 spa👏 day 👏in 👏those👏 heated 👏pools👏 his 👏bones👏 are👏 achy.)

Hordak introduces imp to wrong hordak. WH in turn presents imp to the rest of the horde clones ala Lion king style. (”Brothers behold! A Smaller version of us!!” the clones are in awe)

The clones are freaking out and are in a crisis thinking that without prime they have no idea that they can survive without him. Hordak then reveals his defective body to them in a “if I, a defective clone, can survive on a backwater planet with just a broken ship and live this long then so can you.”

Wrong hordak and Hordak go on an ADVENTURE with sea hawk. It ends with multiple boats on fire.

What went on in that time span between Hordak obtaining baby adora and her crying when being handed over to others. Like, honestly that baby was fine with hordak. probably wanted to be held by him again.

Horda would buy Animal Crossing New horizons for the switch. Entrapta would get Doom Eternal. (Bubblegum K.K. is hordak’s fav. song to hum to at work)

[jakesuit0]

Freak City Review

Finn and Jake cross paths with someone claiming to be a homeless and hungry beggar. Finn and Jake think it’s a test, and if they feed him, they will be granted wishes. Finn sincerely gives him a single sugar cube, an even more insulting offer than his eventual contribution in “Princess Potluck”, a single can of soda.

Turns out the beggar is Magic Maaaaaaaan! Magic Man will go on to become a very important character to the show’s lore and overarching story, as well as one of the best recurring characters on the show. His chaotic nature is a blast to watch. Him turning a bird inside out is a perfect introduction to his character. Magic Man is voiced by Tom Kenny, and I don’t think Magic Man is highlighted enough as one of Tom’s best performances. However, Magic Man doesn’t do much in this episode.

Magic Man turns Finn into a giant foot...because Magic Man. Finn hates his new form while Jake tries to convince him that it’s a good thing. At first, Jake acting this way is believable. Jake usually adopts the philosophy that people should go with the flow and accept whatever life throws at them. Finn and Jake find Freak City, full of a bunch of people cursed into different body parts by Magic Man and rejected by a village. You’d think the village would be more used to the weird creatures of Ooo, but I guess they must not have much interaction with the outside world. The members of Freak City are kind of funny, I like Gork and Kim. The orange juice bit with Gork is humorous, as well as how bloodthirsty and ruthless Kim is when she wants to cut Magic Man in the eyes. 

We now get to where Jake’s behavior really starts to irk me. Jake encouraging Finn to stay a foot, and lay down depressed forever is really fucked up. Jake is a better brother than that. Him mocking Finn for being depressed and not being able to do anything is really mean spirited. That line sounds like he is egging Finn on to push him to get up. However, we know from the end of the episode that that’s not the case. 

Finn sings another catchy auto tune song and decides he is going to go find Magic Man. The song is good, but goes on too long when Finn is still singing as he gets the other residents of Freak City up. Finn forms a new body with Gork, Gorflax, Kim, Trudy, Wee Wee, and Zap, with Jake as the pants. This is a clever solution to the plan. Although, it’s weird Finn never thought to seek out Bubblegum with her science, or Choose Goose or a wizard with magic for a solution.

Super Freak finds and beats up Magic Man. Magic Man did indeed want to teach them a lesson. Finn thinks the lesson is he should have helped the “beggar” without expecting anything in return, which makes sense. However, Magic Man doesn’t make sense. Apparently the lesson is to not help jerks like Magic Man. That is a bit anticlimactic. With that, Magic Man turns everyone back to normal. I like how the other members of Freak City decide to remain together as one, even though they are back to normal. It would have been neat if those characters had gotten a cameo down the line.

Jake reveals the reason he wanted Finn to stay a foot is because he himself always wanted to be a foot. Finn accurately points out that Jake can shapeshift into a foot whenever he wants. This is a very dumb reason to justify Jake acting out of character. Jake says Finn will “understand when he’s older”, which I can only interpret to mean that Jake has a foot fetish. So, it’s super strange that Jake wanted to involve his little brother in that fetish.

The new characters are okay but nothing special. Magic Man is an awesome character and he has a good introduction, but he isn’t in this episode much and doesn’t have time to shine. Jake acts weirdly out of character with no good justification. The story isn’t that interesting.

Grade: C-

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BOOM! Studios’ April 2017 Solicitations

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BOOM! STUDIOS NEW LAUNCHING SINGLES AND ONE-SHOTS

GODSHAPER #1

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Writer: Simon Spurrier

Artist: Jonas Goonface

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Main Cover: Sonny Liew

Written by Eisner Award-nominated writer Simon Spurrier (The Spire, X-Men Legacy) and illustrated by breakout talent Jonas Goonface, Godshaper introduces a vast world where there’s a god for every person and a person for every god…though for Ennay, unfortunately exceptions may apply.

People like him are Godshapers, godless social pariahs with the ability to mold and shape the gods of others. Paired with Bud, an off-kilter but affectionate god without a human, the two travel from town to town looking for shelter, a hot meal, and the next paying rock’n’roll gig.

THE AMORY WARS: GOOD APOLLO #1 (of 12)

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Writers: Claudio Sanchez & Chondra Echert

Artist: Rags Morales

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Coheed and Cambria frontman Claudio Sanchez (Translucid) and Chondra Echert team up with best-selling artist Rags Morales (Identity Crisis, Action Comics) for the long-awaited third installment of The New York Times best-selling series, The Amory Wars!

The evil Wilhelm Ryan remains in power. All those around Claudio Kilgannon are now convinced he is The Crowing, but is he? Ambellina believes she and The Crowing can save Heaven’s Fence rather than destroying it. But with Ryan and a new, even bigger threat looming—can they succeed?

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REGULAR SHOW 2017 SPECIAL #1

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Writers: Derek Fridolfs, Hannah Blumenreich, Alex Solis, Sara Goetter, Ellen Kramer

Artists: Pamela, Lovas, Hannah Blumenreich, Alex Solis, Sara Goetter, Ellen Kramer

Main Cover: Derek Fridolfs

Incentive Cover: Alex Solis

Mordecai, Rigby, Skips, Benson, and all your favorites from the hit Cartoon Network series embark on a series of adventures in this very special anthology issue of Regular Show.

Features work from The New York Times best-selling writer Derek Fridolfs (Study Hall of Justice), Hannah Blumenreich (Spidey Zine), and a series of new groundbreaking storytellers!

Rigby attempts to make dinner for a date night with Eileen, Rigby is caught lying about his birthday to get free cake all year, Mordecai agrees to be Rigby’s roller-skating coach, and Muscle Man accidentally summons the Four Mini-Bikers of the Apocalypse in new stories!

BOOM! STUDIOS ONGOINGS AND LIMITED SERIES

GRASS KINGS #2

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Writer: Matt Kindt

Artist: Tyler Jenkins

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Intermix Cover: Matt Kindt

Robert takes in the mysterious woman from the lake and opens up to her about his missing daughter…a daughter that would be about the same age as the woman in front of him.

DEATH BE DAMNED

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Writers: Ben Acker & Ben Blacker, Andrew Miller

Artist: Hannah Christenson

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After surviving their latest dance with death, Joseph and Miranda begin to share the heartbreak that led them into this situation.

PLANET OF THE APES/GREEN LANTERN #3 (of 6)

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Writers: Robbie Thompson, Justin Jordan

Artist: Barnaby Bagenda

Main Cover: Dan Mora

Movie Poster Incentive: E. M. Gist

Classic Incentive: Paul Rivoche

Spectrum Incentive: Felipe Massafera

Unlockable “Vintage” Action Figure Variant: David Ryan Robinson

As Cornelius loses himself to the ring, Doctor Zaius and Sinestro uncover a grave truth about the Planet of the Apes. With Hal Jordan, Zira, and Nova on the hunt through the Forbidden Zone, Kilowog, Guy Gardner, and Arisia bring reinforcements.

WWE #4

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Writer: Dennis Hopeless

Artist: Serg Acuña

Main Cover: Dan Mora

Enzo Amore & Big Cass Incentive Cover: Marco D’Alfonso

Chris Jericho Incentive Cover: Jorge Corona

Sting Incentive Cover: Frazer Irving

Unlockable Action Figure Variant Cover: Adam Riches

Unlockable Royal Rumble Variant Cover: Brent Schoonover

Unlockable Tag Team Championship Title Belt Foil Variant Cover: Scott Newman

Seth wants a title match against Roman at Extreme Rules, but The Authority isn’t sold that Rollins is still what’s “best for business.” No matter—Seth is willing to break all the rules to regain his spot at the top.

LADYCASTLE #4 (of 4)

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Writer: Delilah S. Dawson

Artist: Ashley A. Woods

Cover Artist: Missy Peña

Final issue! In order to free Gwyneff from an evil knight, a champion must win three challenges!

SONS OF ANARCHY REDWOOD ORIGINAL #9

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Writer: Ollie Masters

Artist: Eoin Marron

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Subscription Cover: Jonas Scharf

Having mended fences with Clay and the club following his run-in with the Biker With No Name, Jax faces a new challenge at the hands of the Israeli Mafia-backed ecstasy dealers on Opie’s college campus.

KONG OF SKULL ISLAND #10

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Writer: James Asmus

Artist: Carlos Magno

Cover Artist: Nick Robles

Ewata, queen of Skull Island, must fight her way through the island to rescue her daughter.

JOYRIDE #12

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Writers: Jackson Lanzing and Collin Kelly

Artist: Marcus To

Cover Artist: Marcus To

Final issue! The triumvirate’s greatest fears become reality as alien life forms arrive on Earth, and Uma, Catrin, and Dewydd must save mankind’s present to reimagine its future.

MIGHTY MORPHIN POWER RANGERS #14

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Writer: Kyle Higgins

Artist: Hendry Prasetya

Main Cover: Jamal Campbell

Connecting Incentive Cover: Steve Morris

Morphin Incentive Cover: Goñi Montes

Unlockable Action Figure Variant: Telmos Santos

As our heroes fight to reclaim the Command Center, Tommy and Billy work with the resistance to defend against Lord Drakkon and his sentries.

THE WOODS #31

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Writer: James Tynion IV

Artist: Michael Dialynas

Cover Artist: Michael Dialynas

The final war erupts as the forces of good and evil on the alien moon collide, with the students’ path back to Earth hanging in the balance.

ARCHAIA ONGOINGS AND LIMITED SERIES

THE POWER OF THE DARK CRYSTAL #3 (of 12)

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Writer: Simon Spurrier

Artists: Kelly and Nichole Matthews

Main Cover: Kelly and Nichole Matthews

Subscription Cover: Sana Takeda

The return of the Skeksis kicks Jen out of a daze and back on the offensive in the name of Thra. Meanwhile, Kensho and Thurm look to escape the Crystal Castle unnoticed.

BOOM! BOX ONGOINGS AND LIMITED SERIES

COADY AND THE CREEPIES #2 (of 4)

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Writer: Liz Prince

Artist: Amanda Kirk

Main Cover: Vaughn Pinpin

Incentive Cover: Liz Prince

Coady and the Creepies make their way into the punk underground that’s literally populated by demon punks!

SLAM! #5

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Writer: Pamela Ribon

Artist: Veronica Fish

Main Cover: Veronica Fish

Incentive Cover: Jen Bartel

Now that their first real bout is over, Can-Can and Knockout find themselves on the same side…against a developer who wants to tear down the league’s space!

GOLDIE VANCE #11

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Writers: Jackie Ball & Hope Larson

Artist: Noah Hayes

Cover Artist: Kassandra Heller

On the hunt for Sugar’s saboteur, Goldie has a new suspect in mind: Sugar’s older sister, Red!

JONESY #12

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Writer: Sam Humphries

Artist: Caitlin Rose Boyle

Cover Artist: Caitlin Rose Boyle

Final issue! Jonesy lets her powers get the better of her and now she has to deal with a nightmare pair of star-crossed lovers!

GIANT DAYS #25

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Writer: John Allison

Artist: Max Sarin, Liz Fleming

Main: Max Sarin

Incentive: Meredith Gran

Special oversized issue celebrating two years of Giant Days! Susan goes home for the holidays and attempts to repair the rift between her parents with the help of her six older siblings!

LUMBERJANES #37

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Writers: Shannon Watters & Kat Leyh

Artist: Ayme Sotuyo

Main Cover: Kat Leyh

Incentive Cover: Ayme Sotuyo

A new storyline kicks off Year 4 of Lumberjanes, perfect for new readers to jump on! Everyone at camp is super excited about the best day of the summer—Parents’ Day, when they get to show their folks what they’ve been up to! Molly seems really worried, though, and even her friends are unsure of how to cheer her up.

KABOOM! ONGOINGS AND LIMITED SERIES

BRAVE CHEF BRIANNA #2 (of 4)

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Writer: Sam Sykes

Artist: Selina Espiritu

Cover Artist: Bridget Underwood

The heat gets turned up on Brianna when rival restaurant owner, Madame Cron, shows up unexpectedly during the dinner rush!

STEVEN UNIVERSE #3

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Writer: Melanie Gillman

Artist: Katy Farina

Main Cover: Missy Peña

Subscription Cover: Rian Sygh

Incentive Cover: Jenn St-Onge

When Steven and Connie fuse into Stevonnie to sneak into a PG-13 film, they run into Kiki and agree to take her to the prom!

THE DEEP #4 (of 6)

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Writer: Tom Taylor

Artist: James Brouwer

Cover Artist: James Brouwer

Danger, ancient messages, and shocking revelations await the Nektons when they embark on a new investigation.

ADVENTURE TIME COMICS #10

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Writers: Jorge Corona, Marina Julia, Kellye Perdue

Artists: Jorge Corona, Marina Julia, Kellye Perdue

Main Cover: Adam Gorham

Subscription Cover: Kellye Perdue

Incentive Cover: Helen Mask

Finn and Jake try to find a challenging new quest, Marceline helps Princess Bubblegum deal with her haunted lab, and BMO wants to see what the big deal about 3-D is.

OVER THE GARDEN WALL #13

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Writer: Danielle Burgos, Kiernan Sjursen-Lien

Artist: James Campbell, Cara McGee

Main Cover: Kiernan Sjursen-Lien

Subscription Cover: Jeremy Sorese

The Hero Frog has been discovered, but he might not be the hero that Wirt and Greg were expecting.

ADVENTURE TIME #63

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Writer: Mariko Tamaki

Artist: Ian McGinty

Main Cover: Shelli Paroline & Braden Lamb

Subscription Cover: Pranas Naujokaitis

The Princess competition continues with everyone trying to do their best despite the prankster trying to ruin their fun.

BOOM! STUDIOS TPS, OGNS, AND HARDCOVERS

STRANGE ATTRACTORS TP

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Retail Price: $19.99

Writer: Charles Soule

Artists: Greg Scott and Soo Lee

Cover Artist: Ryan Stegman

Writer Charles Soule (Daredevil, Poe Dameron) and illustrator Greg Scott come together for a science-fiction tale of the ties that bind New York City.

Dr. Spencer Brownfield, a disgraced former professor, believes a series of cataclysmic events are coming to New York City, and someone has to keep the city safe after he’s gone. Enter Heller Wilson, a brilliant mathematics student who discovers that his ailing—perhaps insane—mentor has been saving New York City from societal collapse by a series of “adjustments,” a la the butterfly effect. But now, all signs point toward an impending disaster. Can Wilson take what little he’s learned and save the city in time?

Collects the complete series. Includes the never-before collected short story “Antithesis,” illustrated by Soo Lee (Liquid City).

MIGHTY MORPHIN POWER RANGERS VOL. 3 TP

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Writer: Kyle Higgins

Artists: Hendry Prasetya, Jonathan Lam

Cover Artist: Goñi Montes

The first new Mighty Morphin Power Ranger in 23 years makes his debut in the comic book epic that had the world asking: who is this mysterious new Power Ranger? From writer Kyle Higgins (Nightwing, Batman Beyond 2.0) and artists Hendry Prasetya (Power Girl) and Jonathan Lam (Gotham Academy) comes the shocking revelations that will rock the Power Rangers to their core! This collection also includes new stories from the Adventures of Bulk and Skull by Steve Orlando (Namesake, Supergirl) and Corin Howell (Transformers: Windblade, Bat-Mite).

Collects issues #9-12.

IRREDEEMABLE PREMIER EDITION VOL. 4 HC

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Retail Price: $29.99

Writer: Mark Waid

Artist: Peter Krause, Diego Barreto, Eduardo Barreto, Damian Couceiro

Cover Artists: Michelle Ankley, with art by John Cassady & Laura Martin, Jeffrey Spokes, Dan Panosian and Peter Kraus

Our series of oversized, deluxe hardcovers collecting the award-nominated Irredeemable continues. Mark Waid’s (Daredevil) superhero epic asks the question, “What if the world’s greatest superhero decided to become the world’s greatest supervillain?”

Collects issues #24-31.

PAKNADEL & TRAKHANOV’S TURNCOAT TP

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Retail Price: $19.99

Writer: Alex Paknadel

Artist: Artyom Trakhanov

Cover Artist: Artyom Trakhanov

Written by Alex Paknadel (Arcadia, Assassin’s Creed) and illustrated by Artyom Trakhanov (Undertow, American Vampire), Paknadel & Trakhanov’s Turncoat is a gripping exploration of the sociopolitical ramifications of occupation in a post-war civilization where the transition from oppression to emancipation is anything but clean.

It’s been three hundred years since humanity was brutally subjugated by the alien race known as Management—and two years since these invaders abandoned Earth to return to their home world. Following her participation in the brutal massacre that caused Management’s withdrawal, resistance fighter Marta Gonzalez is riddled with guilt. Rather than join the new human government, she starts her own private detective agency. When a missing persons case lands on her desk, Gonzalez is forced to confront her own bloody past as she delves into the seedy underworld that’s bloomed after the alien departure.

Collects the complete limited series.

ARCHAIA TPS, OGNS, AND HARDCOVERS

SIEGFRIED VOL. 3 HC

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Retail Price: $34.99

Writer: Alex Alice

Artist: Alex Alice

Cover Artist: Alex Alice

The breathtaking conclusion to master storyteller Alex Alice’s groundbreaking adaptation of Wagner’s Ring of the Nibelung opera cycle brings the ancient Norse legend to life with spellbinding artistry. Young Siegfried has made it to the Land of Mists and now must face the great Dragon Fafnir at last and fight for the survival of mankind, no matter what the sacrifice.

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GIANT DAYS VOL. 5 TP

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Retail Price: $14.99

Writer: John Allison

Artists: Max Sarin, Liz Fleming

Cover Artist: Lissa Treiman

Written by John Allison (Bad Machinery, Scary Go Round) and illustrated by Max Sarin, Giant Days Volume 5 finishes off freshman year in style, collecting issues #17-20 of the Eisner Award-nominated series. Their freshman year is finally coming to a close and Daisy, Susan, and Esther say goodbye to Catterick Hall forever. Literally forever. It’s being bulldozed and re-purposed as a luxury dorm next semester. But as one door closes, another opens and between end of semester hookups, music festivals, and moving into their first home together, their life experiences are just getting started.

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ADVENTURE TIME COMICS VOL. 2 TP

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Writers: Whit Taylor, Sheanon Garrity, Mariko Tamaki, Derek Fridolfs, Zacahary Sterling, Eva Eskelinen, Ryan Browne, Kelsey Wroten, Kevin Jay Stanton, Riley Rossmo, Kiki’ssh, Meg Omac, Mar Julia

Artists: Kyla Vanderklugt, Roger Langridge, Leela Wagner, Derek Fridolfs, Zacahary Sterling, Eva Eskelinen, Ryan Browne, Kelsey Wroten, Kevin Jay Stanton, Riley Rossmo, Kiki’ssh, Meg Omac, Mar Julia

Cover Artist: Erin Hunting

It’s Adventure Time Comics time! These sweet shorts come in many shapes and sizes, featuring all of the beloved characters from the Land of Ooo, written and illustrated by acclaimed cartoonists and storytellers from all over the world. Presented in the artist’s own style, each story captures the creativity that Adventure Time inspires! Featuring work by Derek Fridolfs (Study Hall of Justice), Zachary Sterling (Adventure Time), Riley Rossmo (Batman), Kyla Vanderklugt (Storyteller: Witches), Roger Langridge (The Baker Street Peculiars, Snarked), and many more!

Collects issues #5-8

REGULAR SHOW: WRASSLESPLOSION OGN TP

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Retail Price: $14.99

Writer: Ryan Ferrier

Artist: Laura Howell

Cover Artist: Jorge Corona

Oooh, yeah! Get ready as the park hosts the greatest wrestling event in all the land, and Mordecai and Rigby become…a tag team? Just wait till you see who else enters the squared circle, as Ryan Ferrier (Kennel Block Blues) and Regular Show series artist Laura Howell bring you the newest original graphic novel Regular Show: Wrasslesplosion!

AN APPLE AND AN ADVENTURE HC

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Writer: Martin Cendreda

Artist: Martin Cendreda

Cover Artist: Martin Cendreda

Archaia adds a new children’s book to its library with Martin Cendreda’s An Apple and An Adventure, which uses rhyme and the ABCs to create an engaging world of wonder that’s both educational and fun. A young cave girl and her triceratops set out on an adventure from A to Z and make new friends along the way—galloping goliaths, nine newts, petite plesiosaurs, and more greet them on their journey through the alphabet!

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