#viv asked

[jalapenobee]

Keith disappears (probably run off but you can go the route of kidnapping). They find Keith with a massive gash and he's delirious from blood loss. Lance is like "You're the worst friend I've ever had." So Keith is like "You're a horrible friend too. You'd make a better boyfriend." Then Keith pretends not to remember once he's fully healed.

Finallyyyyy it’s finished

You’d make a better boyfriend

Also new setup yaayyyyy

Summary above ⬆️

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“Are you sure?”

“Yes, I’m sure. Him and James were talking, and James must’ve said something, because Keith slapped him and stormed away. I can’t find him!”

“Alright, get the others and we’ll meet at the castle and make a plan.”

Lance hung up the phone and pushed his way out of the crowded hotel in a panic. This was supposed to be a relaxing, fun vacation with some of the best Garrison pilots, Romelle, Coran, Allura, and everyone else, but nooo, James just had to ruin it. Who invited him, anyway?

Arriving after Allura and Hunk, Lance found Pidge and they had headed towards Coran’s rented beach house, which they called the Castle. They’d already booked a hotel before they knew about it, so they only went there for celebrations or gatherings or to meet for plans. Like this time.

Pidge got to the door first, slamming her body against it as the handle turned, and both her and Lance tripped inside the room. Allura had brought a map, and she and Hunk had it spread across the floor. Coran and Shiro came in, and they had devised a search plan by the time Veronica, Acxa, and Romelle arrived.

Pidge and Hunk would look into security cameras around the city. In secret, of course. Going to jail wasn’t on the agenda. Allura would check the hotel and the surrounding area, and Coran would check the beaches around the island. Shiro and Veronica would head to the west half, while Romelle and Acxa would ask around and skim the east half. Lance tasked himself with Acxa and Romelle’s jobs, just a hell of a lot more thorough on the whole island.

With the nine of them, they were sure to find Keith.

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Hoetron, 47 minutes later

pidgeon-of-the-sky: GUYS WE FOUND HIM

pidgeon-of-the-sky: back entrance of that bar we went to yesterday, hurry

pidgeon-of-the-sky: he’s in bad condition

they-call-him-the-tailor: WHAT

pidgeon-of-the-sky: hurry

they-call-him-the-tailor: omw

romellephant: me too

shitogane: calling 911

“Keith, are you okay? Look at me, man.”

Pidge lifted Keith’s chin up with two fingers and wiped a smear of blood away from his forehead with her thumb. “Lance and everyone else is gonna be here soon. Come on.”

“Lance?” Keith’s voice was dazed, like he wasn’t fully there.

“Yeah.”

“I like Lance.”

Pidge nodded and took off her sweater, wrapping it around Keith’s leg to cover the long bloody gash, probably from a knife. She guessed he might’ve gotten into a bar fight after what happened with James.

“I know. Can you stand?”

“Maybe… I don’t know.”

Sighing, Pidge put her arm under Keith’s and stood up, taking the latter with her. He stumbled and leaned against the rough brick wall for support, but he looked to be fine with walking. They made it to the front of the bar before Keith collapsed, covering his forearms in more scrapes from the sidewalk. Lance, along with the others, were now running towards them, Shiro with his phone to his ear, calling 911.

Ducking out from under Keith, Pidge slipped out of the way to let a frantic Lance carry him. She stepped away to join the small crowd of their friends, gathered around Shiro.

“Mm… Lance, is that you?”

“Yeah. You can’t scare me like that, man. You can’t do that to me.”

Keith’s brows furrowed in anger and confusion. “You’re mean. A bad… bad friend.”

“Well, so are you.” Of course Lance didn’t mean it, but it was one of those impulsive, in-the-moment lines. And friends shouldn’t disappear and make the other worry, especially if the one worrying had a tiny non-crush on the other.

“You know what?”

Lance helped him get to the edge of the sidewalk, both hearing the ambulance sirens from the right. Keith was practically leaning on him, weak and delirious from blood loss. “What?”

“You’d make a much better boyfriend than a friend.”

“What?” Lance’s head whipped around to face Keith, who kept his eyes on the ground.

He nodded, anger faded away and replaced with dazed content. “Yeah. You’d be a better boyfriend.”

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“Can I have a moment alone with him, guys?”

It was early the next day, and Keith had gotten minor surgery and James had gotten a long talk from everyone else (and a “minor” beating too, but no one needs to know that). Lance was now requesting a few minutes with Keith in private, getting a nod from everyone else. They filed out with quiet chatter following.

Lance now stood at the side of Keith’s hospital bed (I just realized I’ve written Keith in the hospital twice now), staring down at him. Keith didn’t meet his eyes.

“Hey.”

“Hey.”

Cue awkward pause.

“So what was that thing you said yesterday? About me making a better boyfriend than a friend?”

Keith’s mind wrapped around that memory. He remembered, of course, but he couldn’t let Lance know that. His mind took that tiny little snippet of time and hid it away from his eyes, so Lance couldn’t look and see. Keith rubbed his forehead and pretended to be oblivious.

“What are you talking about?”

“The thing. That you said. I remember, you said that I would make a much better boyfriend than a friend.”

“I have no idea what you’re saying.”

“Oh, come on!” Lance threw his hands in the air in frustration. “Pidge gave you to me? I said you couldn’t scare me like that? You said I was a bad friend? That I’d make a better boyfriend? Keith. We. Had. A. Bonding. Moment. I… I cradled you in my arms!”

“Nope. Don’t remember. Didn’t happen.”

[meademalove]

Beth is a golden retriever, who needs constant attention*. 🥹❤️

*From Viv only.

[hxxsxxng]

mtl to be the best at pulling out

enhypen legal line + pulling out

disclaimer - i do not know these people in real life so this is in no way accurate and is just my opinion… SUPPORT BY REBLOGGING

most likely

jay - when i say jay has a strong pull out game, i mean it. whenever he is hitting it raw, you do not have to worry about any accidents, he’s got you covered. he will go until he is 0.1 seconds away from cumming and not a second more, and immediately shoot strings of cum all over your desired location (lol)

rest of the members below the cut!

heeseung - i feel like heeseung is very experienced in sex, but also 100% prefers to go without a condom, but also is definitely not trying to get you pregnant, but ALSO has a crippling breeding kink. its conflicts of interests really. He still wants a warm place to cum so a minute or two before he feels like he is going to finish, he pulls out and starts throat fucking you instead, for good measure. sunghoon - sunghoon on this list is started to peer into careless territory. he would definitely try his best to pull out on time but i also don’t think he would really care if he accidentally… didn’t? it just feels too good for him to have to do it all the time. jungwon - i think jungwon is similar to sunghoon in this sense. but i also ranked him lower because i think he generally has less experience. pulling out is a skill that takes time to master (im joking) but jungwon is willing to practice that skill with you as much as he needs to. sunoo - okay let’s be real. sunoo seems submissive so majority of the time he isn’t really in control or where or when he cums. it’s really up to you. maybe he won’t be allowed to cum at all. all i’m gonna say is that there have been plenty of times where he has cum inside of you and maybe there have been a few pregnancy scares. jake - bro gets lost in the sauce. he gets so lost in it that he has the app on his phone to track your ovulation so he can plan his agenda around it. he likes spoiling and spending money on his girl, meaning that he likes spending money on plan b as well. your pussy is just too good. he has no shame.

least likely

[maxlarens]

(idk how concepts work) would love your thoughts on Oscar trying to flirt especially when Logan/Lando/Alex/George are around

under the cut because i went ON and ON

aaooh so first of all i think oscar is a terrible flirter. or at least the typical idea of flirting. he cannot say a pick up line with any level of seriousness. he blushes too much. just can’t do the suave smooth thing at all on purpose.

i think his idea of flirting is sarcastic jokes, teasing sorry so like exactly how he talks to lando and being near you— like sitting so your arms are touching, or randomly playing with strands of ur hair, that kind of thing! and occasionally pulling out a veering-on-suggestive comment or complimenting you, but that would come after being friends i think.

anyway. i think the pressure of other people would make it soo much worse for him. he can flirt with u enough when it’s just the two of you, push boundaries and get closer and all that stuff. but when his friends are around ohmygod it would be bad.

lando and logan would be THE WORST culprits. i can see oscar trying something that just doesn’t land super well and logan snorts into his drink or lando starts giggling😭 i think they’d be paying attention to you two Always, trying to manufacture situations where oscar can shoot his shot or just keeping an eye on how it’s going. and they’re soo well meaning about it because they want oscar to be happy but it doesn’t really help because oscar is SUCHH a slow burn kinda guy. idk i just see it taking a while, lots of subtle things building up into something u eventually can’t ignore. i think he’s very happy to meet the relationship where it’s at.

lando would absolutely try to push oscars buttons by making flirty comments at u and when oscar is like BRO? lando just tells him to make a move if it bothers him so much. logan would not do that but he’d be very content to take the absolute piss out of you and oscar. publicly and privately. and he would not stifle his instinct to laugh at you two whatsoever. you spend the whole time thinking that logan’s got something wrong with him😭

and okay on george and alex. i think they’d be less ~in tune~ with the whole thing because lando and logan probably know oscar better. but im torn between whether i think george or alex would catch on immediately. mm yeah actually i think george might clock it right away— like take one look at the two of you and go oh okay they’ve got mega crushes on each other and neither of them quite know it. BUTTT i think alex would be the only one brave enough to say something to your faces. you’d be having dinner or lunch or something with them all and you and oscar would be sitting next to each other giggling, playing ur usual game of chicken 😭 and alex just point blank goes: “so are you guys dating yet or what”

and you would both go TOTALLY red and lando and logan would spend the rest of the meal laughing their heads off. and i think after that you’d have to finally acknowledge it lol.

but anyway, i kinda didn’t get into this, but i think oscar would just be a stuttering mess while trying to flirt with u when others are around. stumbling over his words, making awkward jokes that reveal a little too much, staring at u too long, weird lingering touches, LAUGHING TOO LOUD. he’d be fine if the conversation were about something entirely normal, but if it starts veering into anything about relationships in general/you/dating/etc… mm yeah poor boy would not survive.

[yeonzzzn]

hey queen i’m in the mood for submissive jay with a mommy kink… maybe jay was acting up and the reader punishes him with edging and overstimulation… just a thought!!<3

ask and you shall receive, viv🩵🤭

“mo-mommyyy,” jay whined, his hands on your hips digging into your skin as you stopped moving against him, “pl-please, I’ll be a good boy, fu-fuckkk! please!”

you hummed, giving him a smirk, “good boys don’t misbehave.”

jay hissed at your words, his whole body trembling underneath you.

and oh man were you loving it. loved how he was wrapped around your finger and putty in your hands. this was the consequences of his actions though. and he has to pay the price.

it started off just a small amount of teasing during the process of cooking dinner. it was your turn to cook and boy jay did not miss his chance to tease you on everything you were doing wrong. usually when it was your turn at making dinner, jay would assist and give you pointers. but today? nah. he wanted to play games thinking it wasn’t going to effect how he got laid later in the night. so you kept your cool, letting your boyfriend tease you all he wanted, you’d make him pay tonight.

and now here he was, shaking uncontrollably underneath you as you denied his release for the third time already tonight, continuing to edge him until there were tears in his eyes. you’ve already gotten off multiple times since this started, but the overstimulation wasn’t a problem for you, no no. not when your kitten has yet to pay the price of his actions.

“I’ll be go-good!” he begged, digging his nails into your skin now, throwing his head back against the headboard, “please mommy,”

your fingers gripped his chin as you leaned in closer to him. he lifted his face to kiss you, but you stopped just short enough that your lips were out of reach, making him more frustrated, “please what?”

“let me cum, mommy please let me cum.”

you hummed again at him, brushing your lips over as and pulling away as he tried to chase them again, his hips bucking up slightly, wanting so bad to cum within your gummy walls.

slowly moving your hips again, his head is once again thrown back on the headboard as moans leave his lips, “faster, mommy,” he breathes. how could you tell him no? he was being so good for you after all. surviving long enough through all the cum denial and listening to you perfectly.

so you picked up the pace, bouncing on his cock and loving the sweet moans leaving his lips. loving the way his hands moved up to your waist, helping you bounce even harder and faster against him. loved how your name fell from his mouth. your precious, precious, precious boy.

“i’m fixing to cum,” he says, bucking his hips up in movement with yours, “can I cum? please mommy?”

you nodded, finally kissing him, “cum so deep inside me baby.”

jay kissed you harder, wrapping his arms so tightly around your body as he fucked up into you to chase the orgasm he so desperately wanted. fucked into you so hard until his seed was spilling deep within you and seeping out your hole and onto his thighs. he moaned against your lips as his hips came to a stop, relaxing his body back against the headboard and releasing your swollen lips, “fuck,”

oh but you weren’t done yet. he still hasn’t completely paid. you started moving again, taking his hands and pinning them above his head, “mommy, wait please!” he whined, “it’s too much, fuck it’s too much.”

you kissed his forehead as his hands squeezed yours tightly, “you can cum again for mommy, ya?”

tears swelled his eyes but nevertheless, he nodded.

“good,” you whispered, “next time you’ll learn to not tease me while cooking, ya?”

[serafphim]

If you are willing would u please draw a soggy doggy.. just a damp feller..

okay..

she took a dip

[abyssal-ilk]

it doesnt feel like a coincidence that the two characters whom the writers dislike the most / expect you to dislike the most are the black woman and the lesbian

oh it's absolutely not. it can't be. the way the game essentially sets you up to being extremely suspicious of vivienne for quite literally zero reason (she does nothing wrong! nothing to warrent that treatment, even with low approval!) and allows you to fuck her over for seemingly no damn reason + the way so many of the dialogue options are so weirdly antagonistic with sera when she imo so easy to get along with and understand is. hm. well. i'm sure it doesn't mean anything at all (sarcastic)

and the entire damn thing becomes glaringly obvious when you don't view either of those characters negatively. vivienne is my favorite dragon age character overall and sera is SUCH an interesting, complex character. their treatment in dai in comparison to the other companions genuinely infuriates me to no fucking end.

[theoddest1]

so i watched villanous the other day, and i have to say it feels like a prope, fleshed out version of helluva boss. (i kind of feel like i'm insulting it by comparing it ngl 💀)

but i will never forgive H*H and H*B for ruining Black Hat's design because of their art styles. i cant unsee. dammit.

They even tried to copy the Instagram storytelling tactic Villainous did. Verosika is just demon sona Miss Heed too!

Honestly, Black Hat as a character wasn't much for me, but I think it's due to HH absolutely overdoing the style of the character, and that makes me genuinely upset cause Villainous characters are so much more memorable to me and I would love to learn more about them but ofc CN had to screw that up. Maybe one day it will be avenged!

Villainous should have gotten far more recognition than HH imo. It was more cohesive, had actual well placed arcs, and cool designs and silhouettes that mesh well with the character's personalities and tells us who they are thanks to that. HH fails at this 90% of the time.

[petitprincess1]

the hateboners that the antis have for hazbin and everything related to viv is INSANE. can't scroll through any kind of social media (especially on twitter!) without accidentally stumbling upon the dumbest, most braindead takes. can't make silly little posts about hh or hb without antis flooding in. it's like their entire personality is to hate on viv and her works for some fucking reason

SO SO FUCKING REAL!

That's why I had to leave Twitter. It's just impossible to say even the slightest thing positive about HB and/or HH without the swarms of hate. Like I posted the small clip from the first ep of Hazbin with Adam wanting to be called "Dickmaster" bc I found Charlie's blunt af reply funny, especially since she's usually so perky. That's it. So many fucking QRTs of people either saying how bad or unfunny, commenting about Verbalase, and [insert stupid ass drama here]

And it's not even like I could block them. The moment I blocked 5 accounts there would be, no exaggeration, hundreds of others popping out of nowhere. It got to a point where it was bad for my mental health. If it weren't for HB and HH posting on Twitter, I would have no problem deactivating my account. It's so bad.

Don't even get me started on TikTok, even some of the fans there can be a bit much 😮‍💨

While Tumblr has hateful shit, it's not nearly as bogged down as Twitter is. Plus, I find so much more love here than I ever have on Twitter. (Not to say no one was nice to me. It just was a lot of hate that it was hard to separate the good from the bad.)

I'm not saying that they can't dislike Vivzie or anyone. It's just mind-boggling how antis/crits will literally HARASS ppl for watching a cartoon, even if that person also has misgivings for Viv. Which some fans do and that's perfectly fine. It's almost like separating art from the artist isn't hard.

I think it's even stranger when fans often echo the SAME CRITICISMS that they're saying, and yet....we dick ride Viv?? Um...sure....why not....

At this point, I just mainly say positive shit out of spite (and genuine love for the shows ofc). I'm just so done.

[allastoredeer]

Chiming in to say I find it a bit silly to say Alastor wouldn't do something out of 'masculine pride' because Alastor is very much okay with making himself look a bit silly at times. This is the guy who ran around post-extermination Pentagram City shoving a crappy corner in random sinners' faces while interviewing them about a hotel which is a public object of ridicule. Even if he was the kind of person to find a man wearing women's clothing demeaning in some way, he'd still do it.

He is so silly.

Look at him

Look at this guy!

This man too prideful to be silly?

Him and his little roach crown?

Is that the face of seriousness?

You know what they called his duets with his bestie back on Earth?

Mimzy and Whimsy, because he's so goddamn wacky.

[rius-cave]

we know adam can play the guitar, and i believe lucifer can play any instrument.

conclusion: adam and lucifer duet. frequently

it'll be the middle of the night and suddenly music plays

i also imagine that luci just sometimes sings to adam, especially if he needs comfort or calmed down

@xxx-angie

WHERE 👏 IS 👏 MY 👏 ADAMSAPPLE 👏 DUET

[jalapenobee]

Ok Bee but consider:

You can outsmart the angry villain. You can't outsmart the cunning villain. The cunning villain can always adapt their plan for the villain's recourse. Or even worse, they knew what they were going to do from the start. They know that they can prey on the protagonist's heroic nature.

Yes but what if the protagonist doesn’t give a fuck

[meademalove]

Full-time for Vivianne Miedema's Arsenal career. 🐐🙏🏼

[bloodmire-clan]

*It had been a while sence that whole incident with Diane and william..but there finally ok now...they have been doing there own thing without a cre in the world..but every so Often Lenard would wonder WHAT Viv wanted to tell him..but that time never came...until today*

*Viv got up and started her day out as usual..then she gotten a notification from her phone..she took a look at it and rolled her eyes...she seemed a bit annoyed..but she brushed it off...Lenard noticed that tiny moment and desited to ask her why*

“What’s wrong Viv? You ok?”

[maxlarens]

Childhood friends to lovers Max???? you always being there for all his accomplishments so when you can't because you've got your own thing he's a little lost??? max always being judgmental about the guys you try to date?? the whole entire grid down to mechanics on other teams all seeing that he's utterly in love with you while he's just 😐 "yes this is my friend"???

But also love the depth of it like OOOOO you'd hate J*s with a burning passion for how he treated the love of your life your bestie however your love and respect for Max has you helping him set boundaries so his father doesn't continue ruining his life?? And J*s would have sneered at his son having a "girl friend" (I always go off reader being fem my apologies for assuming) and probably definitely at least hinted at treating you the same way if you were with max at a racing weekend (the gas station story?? ugh) BUT I see that being the only time Max stands up to him when he's a kid/teen because fine yeah treat me however you want but I'll fight to the death if you hurt her

lemme stop before I write a whole novel in your inbox 😭😭😭

viv!!!! omg going to address this in several sections:

yeah just utterly lost when you’ve got your first important work thing/etc that you cant take time off for. is like how am i supposed to celebrate without her? is totally off during interviews and a bit muted during celebrations. because he’s just a teenager celebrating something without his best friend in the entire world yknow🥺

literally everyone can tell they’re attached at the hip!!!!!! pls and he’s always saying well i don’t think they’re good enough for you about her bfs/dates. even complains about it to people. as teenagers do when they have a crush. and if anyone tries to subtly point it out yeah he just goes um? we’re friends?😐

and hating j*s!!! so real!!! just quietly seething and unable to do anything other than be so angry and gently tell max he deserves better. like she tries to encourage his relationship with his mum and sister more. tries to offer other points of view when j*s gets in his head. tries to comfort him even when it’s hard even when max doesn’t make it easy. because she knows there’s a way through it.

and of course j*s hates her. 1) she’s a distraction from karting. from spending all day and everyday on track. 2) shes a girl! a gender that j*s clearly has no respect for! only puts up with her for the sake of an easy relationship with his colleague. 3) she’s clearly pushing max to set boundaries with him. and stand up for himself😐

his open disdain of her probably reaches it’s highest point in max’s first few seasons in my opinion. when j*s’s grip on max is slipping. when he’s starting to listen to her more about boundaries and taking care of himself/his mental health. when he’s independent and starts to gravitate to her more and more. and he absolutely says something vile to her. and max absolutely stands up for her. is not going to let his dad treat the one person who supports him no matter what like that.

[ohmigoshiloveu]

viv and vex but with the gingerbread man from shrek