#valentine’s day in sexyville is wild

[marshiestars]

Monika: Wheatley, what’s the situation out there?

Wheatley: *looking out the window* Uhh... they’ve set something on fire. And they’re all dancing around it... Bill, Tony, and Tord have baseball bats... I think the Once-ler and Alastor are holding a box of fireworks— oh, no, wait, that’s glass. They’re smashing glass rods with the baseball bats. Aaaand they set something else on fire. Lovely.

Monika: Good Lord.

Hatsune Miku: *runs in* Oh, thank goodness, you guys are acting normal!

Monika: Oh, hey, Miku.

Hatsune Miku: What the heck is going on?!

Spinel: Your guess is as good as ours.

Monika: I swear they do this every year around Valentine’s Day. It’s so annoying.

Spinel: Tell me about it! They all just go wild! *faint explosion* Well, wilder.

Wheatley: I don’t even know what Jeff is doing, but he’s covered in more blood than usual... Wait, is that propulsion gel?! They took my damn propulsion gel!

Spinel: I mean, come on, there’s no way the fangirls treat all of them that badly!

Monika: No, no, trust me, they do. I just have no idea how acting out like this is supposed to help with that.

Hatsune Miku: Neither do I...